ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!

>>737495511
im 90% sure i got the herps and i raw dog whenever i can. no fucks given once you get it. my shit aint even bad, never get ANY flair ups, but after i fucked the neighborhood whore my dick got red spots on it and it itched. then she woke up with a nasty cold sore. never got checked because again, dont give a fuck.

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anyone else wanna tell me how dumb i am?

>>737495739
youre a good person. keep fighting the good fight.

>>737496111
one infection at a time my friend. if everyone has it, nobody has it ayyyy

>>737496335
im envious of your logic

Last night I updated my kernel from 13.16.0.38 to 13.19.0.32

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here's this tiny Chinese girl freshman (around 14) at my school, I'm a senior (18) she's probably around my belly button in height, we talk sometimes but recently I've been having lots of fantasies about fucking her hardcore everywhere like a fuckdoll. Never had guts to take her somewhere and fuck her. Were decent friends, and any physical contact gets me rock hard. Doesn't happen with any other girls. Is this Love? Repost Bc Thread Ended When I Posted This

>>737496589
physical attraction doesn't equal love

>>737496475
youll one day see it from my point of view. its just a matter of time. once everyone has it, irs power is gone. it dont make you sick. it dont fuck up your dick, it just flairs up (not for me) and then goes away. shit you know what im going to go find out if i have it, and then ill know for sure...cuz legit no symptoms since when i fucked that chick. buuut honestly what else could it be haha its almost a enlightening experience once you are among society with this secret. feel like a supervillan. legit i bet you know ALOT of people with it.

went home with this junkie bitch a few months ago and put her to the sword
turns out shes got three daughters and the bitch is H'd out of her mind regularly
kids don't even go to school at all, its fucking rough but I feel bad for the kids

I know where cotton eye joe came from and where he went

>>737496786
i actually know four people with herpes or genital warts kek

>>737496818
you wrapped it right? Lord knows what you'd get.

>>737495511
I sniffed a 10yr old girl's panties and socks. It was fucking amazing.
So glad she came with us on her holidays.

>>737496589
It's funny because a friend of mine is 20 and has a 15yr old gf.
But no, just because you have a boner doesn't mean you love her.

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>>737496920

>>737496865
Yeah I still hang around and bang her every now and then but I been working on the girls cause I want to get them out of there

I have fapped to underage girls and nn models and child's swimsuit pageants. Never cp tho.

>>737496786
>youll one day see it from my point of view.
Yeah, but that's only because of dementia.

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>>737496920
and thats the closest you will ever be to a pussy

>>737496862
and those four people know four people who know for people. wrap your willy all you want, you can still get it from a kiss or spit or blood. its a virus and its winning. accept it.

>>737497056
Such a sweet smell, I can tell you that.
>>737497148
Sorry to tell you but I have a gf

>>737497077
shitty for the kids. You're a good man anon. If I were a perv I'd suggest banging the daughters and giving them clothes and food lol.

>>737497178
im pretty sure since i dont have herpes, that i am in fact winning

>>737497096
yea probably but i aint gunna an hero so ima rock with it

Some days I want to get completely dominated by huge black cock, the humiliation is such a turn on, but some days I want to dominate a cute young petite girl. I'm constantly switching between beta and alpha. Not sure what to make of this, but I can't help getting off to my black friends and younger girls I see (young is about 7 - 13) I'm able to get off to normal woman too, but it seems to happen instantly when I think about or see a particularly adorable young girl or particularly huge thick cock

>>737497286
depends what side of the fight youre on, because im also winning

>>737497284
im a good man....but
unfortunately what undoes it is that the oldest one has jerked me off a few times, not to completion yet but I'm workin on it

>>737497178
so you lost..

>>737497451
right. we need to monetize this

Already posted this a couple of days ago.
I play console with my sister once or twice a week we both sit on the couch on the opposite ends. After a while we change seating positions and sit in a way that we face eachother. Her legs on my lap and mine next to her butt.

Here is the thing, I re position my leg in such a way that my foot ends up between her legs. after that i use the rhythm of the game music to wiggle my foot.
She doesn't say anything but i can clearly see it has effect on her but we don't say a word to eachother about it.

>>737497510
Age?

>>737497514
i lost the battle not the war

>>737497514
that dude did lose, or was rejected by a chick with the herp or something that made him butthurt enough to be pissy about an std that basically has a B rating

>>737497510
Hah! I fucking knew it lol. Well, how old are they and any plans on railing them hard? And is the H-chick into anal at all? Or, barring that, do you just not care and do it to her anyways.

>>737497529
Ill start making banners, you go convince Tumblr that #proudSTD is now a trending thing

>>737497635
no faggot, the herp lady didnt reject me, she fucked me and now here i am trying to show you the light

>>737497759
we need to hire illegals to go to tumblr, cause tumbler is the internet equivalent of picking lettuce all day

>>737495511
My girlfriend and I made a sex jar. It's essentially a jar filled with pieces of paper that have different sexual acts and ideas we have to try. Sort of like a sex bucket list.

I'm looking for ideas on what we could both do since some of the stuff in the jar is kind of repetitive.

>>737495511

A guy that lives in the apartment next to me beats his wife. Two years ago she's all happy and tells just about everyone she's pregnant and it's her first child. A month after that I see her in hallway, crying and she tells me she had a miscarriage. I see bruises all over her face.

That night I wait for captain shithead in alleyway between parking garage and apartment. I see him, drag his ass into alley and go to town on him with a monkey wrench.

He's found in the morning, rushed to hospital, dies on the way there. No one says anything when police ask. Everyone on my floor didn't like him for some reason or another.

I console his wife, we start dating, and about 7 months after his death I ask her to marry me. We have twin girls and currently expecting another child. To this day she doesn't know I was the one that murdered her abusive husband.

>>737497635
and im not pissy about it, im promoting retard muhahah

>>737497847
look, if you talked to a therapist or some other shit theyd blame that shit on your parents. im doing you a solid by blaming some hussy

>>737497925
golden shower, fisting, pegging, gagging until puking on a cock, Consensual Non Conset.

>>737497961
Oh my fucking god.
i think i know you

>>737497556
10, 7, 5

>>737497712
>how old are they and any plans on railing them hard?
Yeah, workin on it when the junkie goes on the nod

>H-chick into anal at all?
The first night I sunk every hole, she's pretty filth now that she's in full on H mode, I've only drilled her about 3 or 4 times in the last month

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>>737497961
fuck yeah dude. you're a god among men

>>737497976
thats not promotion so much as projecting your feelings of self disgust to try and infect everyone so you can be "normal" again

>>737497925
Scat.

>>737496028
How do neither of them know if they're both friends. Bullshit on this

>>737497961
or she does, what does it matter

>>737498066
Which ones? All of them, even the 5er? Planning on doing anything kinkier with the H-chick like a golden shower or just full on facefucking or anything?

I work a comfy part time job while my wife works 60-70 hrs a week.

>>737497925
Cuckold? Hear that's popular now a days.

Lost my virginity to an escort when i was 17, went back to her another 2 times when I was 18. Too afraid to ever tell anyone, not even my best friends so I say it was a one night stand. Why am i like this

I jacked out into my girlfriends sisters protein shake then watched her drink it for breakfast.

>>737498213
age of the sister?

>>737497925
Anal sex

did stuff to my sister that, if my family knew, they would disown me

>>737498182
all of them
if I never have to fuck the Hbomb again I would be happy enough

>>737497224
0/10

>>737498064
is he as awesome as his actions would suggest?

>>737498111
you may be right bro, i may realize that in the future...but as of right now i stand by what i said. call it whatever you want, im accepting a situation i have no way out of because its useless worrying about it.

>>737497925
Sex with both blindfolded

>>737495511
My secret is that I'm severely depressed. I've somehow managed to keep a positive personality to those around me through self deprecating jokes and memes through my entire high school career, despite being empty and dead inside, ans now that I've graduated and will have less human interaction, I have no fucking clue how I'm going to use that self forced positivity to keep myself from an heroing if there's nobody I care about around to force me to be positive to keep up my charade...

>>737497961
If this were put into a short film, this would be God tier. Make a movie about life, and make her watch it.

>>737498317
well hopefully it works out well. anal, vag and blowjob or switching between a hole on each girl lol

>>737498008
oh for sure it was her fault. i know this. looking at it any other way is dumb as fuck. but now that it happened, it will never go away, im not going to waste time moping about it. fuck it im over it dude. i already flipped on the chick who gave it to me years ago. its yesterdays news to me. im focused on tomorrow.

>>737498058
Fisting, pegging and gagging are already in the jar. I like the golden shower idea actually, sounds dirty but fun. Not sure what exactly is consensual non consent is though.

>>737498128
Fuck no.

>>737498192
It's in the jar already.

>>737498276
In the jar too.

>>737498384
How would that work exactly if neither of us can see? Still going into the jar because it sounds kind of fun.

I've showered with my niece many times.

>>737498370
i respect your convictions to your cause, spread those love bumps buddy

>>737498562
Con no Con is rape play. Like you plan out a scene, and rape your wife. But she's in on it. It may not work so well if she doesn't enjoy rape fantasy.... but most women do.

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>>737498562
>cuckold

Kill yourself dude. lol

>>737498457
im workin on the bloje, see if I can get them all to triple team me, maybe tri-tongue my cock

Then I'll work on stuffing some holes

>>737497895
fuck it ill do it. i bet they would eat it up. legit mark my words and remember #ProudSTD you will see it again hahahah

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>>737495511

I raped more than 150 girls in college.

I was older than my peers due to taking some time off to work before committing to the debt, so I could legally buy booze for parties. I also had set money aside to be super generous about it. I'd get everyone good and wasted, everybody loved me, so they thought nothing of me being nice guy and walking a girl home, usually ending with my dick inside her.

They were too drunk to remember in most cases, they all wanted it at the time, I never forced myself on any of them, but they were definitely too drunk to legally consent to anything. The ones that did remember never said anything negative to others and in some cases I had a repeat. If I had to put a number on it I'd say over 150 women in my four years.

No charges were ever filed, I'm still friends with a about half of them on facebook.

>>737498367
Maybe but i'm going to tell his wife the truth
the guy he killed was an asshole tho

>>737498616
cheers anon!

>>737498658
Basically role playing a rape scenario then? I should probably ask her about it first just to see if she's okay with it. Thanks for the idea though.

>>737498766
if you're not larping then ur a fag. i hope he kills you too

>>737498766
Imagine if she already knows so the next thing you see is her killing you to keep the secret.

>>737496992

15? thats illegal. Report his ass.

>>737498889
>Implying he could

>>737498757
well dude i think you're probably more morally righteous than half the chads out there for considering that rape

>>737497446

0/10 bait. Nice try.

>>737496589
Do it. Fuck her till she drops.

>>737498267
26 man, She's probably an 8.5/10.
Would love to fuck her.

>>737497545

Get hard. See what happens.

>>737498970
idk id say leave them alone if theyre happy dude. Women beaters are scum and deserve the chair 10/10 times

>>737498562
What's the weirdest shit you got right now in the jar?

>>737498567
It's fun isn't it?

Fucked one of my drunken female friends the night of my first date with my current girlfriend. Never told her but still fap to that night.

>>737498834
Yeah, basically. You set up a safeword in case shit goes seriously sideways, and you have some sort of indicator for when she's okay with it, and you just basically do whatever the hell you want to her haha.

>>737499090
Don't care what he did to the guy
just want that girl to know the truth

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>>737498423

Pic related

Oh gods, where do i begin

>be me
>be 11 at the time
>be reaaaaally comfy dressing up in girl clothes
>but only at my friend's house
>let's call him johnny, he's 13
>go over to johnny's a lot because my parents would never approve
>at 11 i kinda looked like a girl anyway, long hair and all
>one night, be watching movies with johnny in his room
>me laying on my tummy on the floor
>johnny on his bed
>hear heavy breathing coming from behind me
>turn around to see what johnny's doing
>holyshitheisfapping.png
>ask "dude, wtf?"
>he says my ass looked really good in the yoga pants i was wearing
>get a little creeped out, but turn back to watching the movie.
>suddenly feel hands on my hips
>wtf.webm
>johnny pulls down my yoga pants and undies
>feel his dick enter my ass
>fuckingowgetitouttathere.psd
>it stops hurting
>feelsgoodman.xml
>after a bit, johnny cums in my ass
>moanlikeaslutasicumtoo.ogg activates
>we end up lowkey dating for like a year.
>no one knows but us
>end up starting hrt a couple months ago

>>737499174
why just curious

>>737499118
yeah, plus she is very pretty so that is nice. good bonding time as well.

>>737499252
pasta

But I legit had this closet fag worship my cock and balls for my entire highschool life

>>737499317
For shits and giggles

Im a boy. I have soething to tell. Ilove her. Will never forget. Shes in my head.

>>737499366
Not pasta, legit my life story, i've got a fuckton more i could tell you.

>>737499115
Off the top of my head it would be the "cookies & cream ice cream" one. My girlfriend loves that particular kind of ice cream and she wants to have sex covered in it. She told me she was going to shove it up both our butts and make us eat it. So yeah...

>>737499157
Definitely going to ask her about this. Can't go wrong with doing whatever you want. Thanks man.

>>737496589
Is she a fucking midget or are you a fucking 10 ft giant

>>737499582
pictures?

>>737499326
My cousin and I took a lot of baths together while are parents were still home. They thought we were just washing the chlorine off after the pool and they never caught on to what we were doing.

>>737499058
kekd that's the plan

>>737499252
Pics?

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>>737499420

>>737499598
depending what kinda shit you guys are comfortable with, you could also include a red wine enema. It'll get you fucked up though. Piss in her ass. Find a friend you trust, or a CL rando and have them come over. You tie your wife up, blind fold her and have the other person fuck her. Or You could be the one getting tied up. Men or women or trannies either time.

>>737499485
She might love you too if you knew how to fucking spell

>>737499716
Story time?

My aunt was caught with a camera in the girls changing room at the local pool.

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>>737499669
>>737499799
From back then? Maybe somewhere on my harddrive, at home. Kinda phoneposting from work. Pic is me from this morning though.

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>>737498757

Bro. Post pics of the hot ones.

>>737500027
Can we see your body too? Just to make sure your body looks like a girl too.

>>737499615
she's about 4"7 I'm 6"4

Belly button was probably over exaggerating but she is fucking small
Unfortunately I won't see her anymore because I'm graduating this year, probably waited too long fucking kills me inside

>>737499716
i dont get it..how did they think you were washing it off if not taking a bath?

>>737500093
Summer fucking? There's still time, unless trips and what not, but you've got a month or so to conquer this castle.

>>737500027
ok yeah def fem looking

>>737500093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

my girlfriend has slept with 8 people for every one person i've slept with. that number is two, but still. makes me really insecure.

>>737496786
You need to be castrated

>>737500210
True. We hang out occasionally but we're not at the level where I can confidently ask her out leading to a fling. But that might be the inner beta in me talking. Also there's the age gap which makes me sorta uncomfortable. I'm down with fucking under aged girls in theory but considering actually doing it makes me a little nervous. The age gap is only 4 years, but she's still only 14

>>737499842
I really like the red wine enema idea haha. Adding that to the jar as well.

Pissing in her is something I'll probably include with the golden shower though.

Also the blind folding one sounds interesting. Not sure if she would be down to have someone fuck her without her knowledge though. Got to check if she's okay with that first.

>>737500027
I'd fuck the shit out of you right now. Can't even imagine you younger. If I was johnny I would've kept this shit going for as long as I could

>>737500375
Romeo and Juliet law, you have a preexisting relationship 100% legal

>>737500027
Well fuck. I would destroy you, if that's legit.

>>737500650
>>737500562
this is very true

>>737500371
>makes me really insecure.
why/how so? are you terrible at sex and have 3" dick or something?

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>>737500087

As you wish, I banged 3 of these ladies. If you can correctly guess which 3, I'll post nudes.

>>737500159
My mom didn't like the smell of chlorine so she had us kinda wash it off. We had quick sex insteadwith the water running on us.

>>737500517
Has "Cum Play" been mentioned yet? Maybe cum on one of her favorite foods and make her eat it? Let her savor the taste of that Nut

>>737500694
i'm average sized(tm) and she complements little things about the sex/foreplay and always says she enjoys it but I know I'm not the biggest she's had just by probability. and she's had threesomes with two guys. I dunno it can make you feel kinda naive and wonder if you're really satisfying the person you love while they're comparing notes in their head.

>>737500090
At work, i have no nudes on my phone either or any way to take any.
>>737500279
Thank you ^~^
>>737500562
He did, not even kidding, kept it going until i moved.
>>737500650
It is, but i look like shit rn because work is dirty af.

Anyone want anymore stories?

>>737500730
i see, you never said anything about sex earlier.

I'd rather get dicked by a dog, horse, dolphin, or pig than a black guy. Always remember, if a white girl says she loves horses then she wants horse cock. If I had access to one, I'd be all over a horse's cock daily. Once when I was petting a donkey, his cock got all hard like he knew I wanted him; unfortunately I wasn't alone at the time. I'd love to visit him again soon.

>>737501017
i would take the old pics and dirty is better and yes stories

>>737500517
Well, I mean you don't just surprise her with the blindfold. You'll be in there to watch and make sure there's no funny business, but it's kind of hot to get fucked by someone you never see just feel.

>>737500697
Left one middle one and right one

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>>737500875
reference for "average sized"

>>737500694
Foreplay is Essential.

>>737501017
>Anyone want anymore stories?
Of course we fucking do. Like holy shit, not only would I destroy you so fucking hard it's fucking hot to hear you talk about your past experiences.

>>737501126

Incorrect. To make it easier, Lets number them 1 to 5 from right to left
1 yellow
2 blue
3 blonde white
4 pink
5 brunette white

>>737501017
Tons More stories pls but pics only if you're as fem as that last pic

>>737501257

You mean left to right???

Also, 1,4, and 5

>>737501257
Blue, Blonde White, Pink

Straight guy here. I have a sincerity complex. I hate doing anything that feels cliched or societally obligated. I get this feeling pretty much in all relationships and during sex with women. About a year ago I started having sex with men (a couple gay friends and three random hook-ups) because it feels visceral and real. I'm not gay or bi, I have to take Vi to get it up and usually don't enjoy it sexually. I need it to feel in control of my life. Friends and family don't know. Those I've done it with think I'm bi. First time I tried it was the best time and I couldn't even get hard, I just enjoyed it for how genuine an experience it was, hairy legs and honsty.

>>737501342
>>737501349

Nope, negative, keep guessing!

>>737500730
more stories?

>>737500875
>>737501162
you are paranoid for no reason. if the sex was sub-par she would do something about it like taking more control or dumping you

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>>737501096
>>737501191
>>737501276

>ass pic from old thread

>be me
>be 11
>be a few days after johnny popped my trapcherry
>it's hot as fuck
>be laying on the floor in johnny's room in traing bra and short shorts baking alive and playing Crash Bandicoot
>johnny is on his bed watching
>suggests we go swimming
>fuckingyes.txt
>wait, i don't have a swimsuit
>fuckingwhy.swf
>johnny suggests one of his sister's
>youwotm8.wmv
>he comes back with a tiny two piece
>i tell him hell naw
>goes into his sister's room again
>he comes back with a two piece with a frilly skirt around the bottom
>dude yes
>change in bathroom, put hair in bun
>come out, ask him when he got a pool
>says he didn't, we're going to the creek
>umhowaboutno.7z
>he ends up dragging me to the creek through coaxing
>no one is there
>stretch out on my towel face down while johnny jumps right into the water
>guess i dozed off
>get woken up to someone rubbing my ass
>look back
>it's johnny
>end up with my ass in the air and the bottoms pulled aside
>end up with a soggy swimsuit bottom from johnny's cum.
>end up getting fucked a few times that day.

>>737501452
Has sex with guys but isn't gay
>okay

>>737501471
123

>>737501471
3,4,5

>>737501523
More pls if you have any more detailed ones

>>737501471
2
3
4

im a happily married man but i would fuck a attractive trap, always been bi curious,

>>737501471
2 4 5

>>737501081
Fem anon?

>>737501471
124

>>737500697
Better be 3 4 & 5

>>737501471
125

>>737501471
235

I have a fantasy that all of my guy friends would accidentally send me a nude on Snapchat, just so I could get a look at their cocks. I play volleyball with this one guy and I caught a glimpse of his cock (just the outline) on his shorts. Almost needed to use the restroom to jack it.

>>737497545
Stop being a bitch and start rubbing her pussy and give her the look of wanting to fuck her

>>737499252
hrt?

>>737501619
I wasn't saying it isn't fucked. But I'm not. I don't get aroused watching gay porn, I never objectify men sexually and the complete opposite is true for women.

>>737501879
youve really never seen any of them nude? I've seen all of my friends nude lots of times, and theyve seen me as well.

>>737502084
trap pills
makes them trappier

>>737501471
1 3 5

it's ur Boi babacock

>>737497961

Crazy story.

>>737500744
No but that's going into the jar now. I think she would enjoy it if I cummed on her favorite ice cream.

>>737501123
I see what you mean now. She'll most likely be down for it I think.

>>737501686
Wrong
>>737501706
Wrong
>>737501734
Wrong
>>737501763
Wrong
>>737501833
Wrong
>>737501845
Wrong
>>737501855
Wrong

>>737501870
Winner!

>>737502318
Nice i win

>>737501870

As the winner, which do you want to see? 2, 3, or 5?

>>737502398
2

>>737502398
ummm that a really hard one imma go with 5

>>737502182
I get sorta uncomfortable in those situations. Mostly because I have a sexual attraction to them, and my lacking size. I try to avoid being naked with them (ironic because that's exactly what I want?) it's weird, i can't really explain, maybe I'm just beta and weird?

>>737501523
more

>>737502477
prove you posted be cause i can fag

>>737502477
>>737502490

You two need to come to a consensus.
Let me know your joint decision.

>>737502398
2 please

>>737502477
>Picking the worst one
Fuck off

>>737502477
>>737502490
But which is the winner? ;^)

>>737502588
I'm the guy who guessed right. I want 2 but could you also do 5 then?

vocaroo.com/i/s1MsnwNzxHQz

>>737502644
I am.

>>737502653

>>737502588
So many fakes lol just post all of them sharing is caring

>>737501721
>be a week after the creek fuckfest
>be at school
>in my town 5-8th graders went to the same school.
>be in home-ec because i love cooking
>johnny has same class
>keep getting distracted by him
>notice his bulge when teacher asks him to get up to write something on the board
>he looks at me as he sits back down and winks.
>rest of the class is a blur
>bell rings for lunch, head to the bathroom because i gotta pee bad
>johnny follows me in
>pushes me into a stall
>tells me to drop to my knees
>i obey like a slut
>he whips out he meat monster
>suckitbitch.html
>i give him the best blowjob i can
>only ever saw it done in porn
>he pops, i swallow what i can, but i end up puking a bit of it up.
>clean up
>he smacks my ass as we walk out of the restroom
>head to lunch.

>>737502667
Not going to that site lol but ok

>>737502561
i understand.

>>737502748
So you're his slut by this point? How big was he? And have you fucked anyone else at the time? Also post moar fag

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>>737502318
im the op who won heres proof

When my nephews, 8 & 10yo, stay at my house I let them shower with me and my gf if they want to. They were here last weekend and did, might this weekend as well.. Their parents are conservative jesusfags who try to keep them sheltered from the real world, especially when it comes to things like nudity/sex. Pretty sure gf is the 1st/only girl they've seen naked up close.

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>>737502477
>>737502592
>>737502653

I deliver.

>>737502974
Shouldn't get prize for samefagging

>>737503042
Thanks!

>>737503042
>>737502974

What the fuck! I won and I didn't get to pick yet. Can we get 5 please.

>>737502974

Multiple guesses = disqualified!

>>737503042
Face is ugly but body is alright. 4/10

>>737503042
you guys are fags

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>>737502952
I was his and his alone, and he was probably a good 6 inches, idk, i never measured.

Also, Non-Johnny story

>be me
>be 14
>pudged up a bit since johnny left me
>alltherightplacesthough.ppx
>be living with my grandparents at that time
>grandparents don't care how i look or dress as long as i get good grades
>straight A student baby
>be flirting with a guy on B.net back on WC3 a lot, we'll call him danny
>find out he lives near me
>find out he goes to the same school as me
>fuckyes.jpeg
>meet up at school
>talk for a bit at lunch, in passing periods, etc.
>he's really sweet
>after a few weeks, go to his place after school
>made sure to wear a thong that day
>switch to full girlmode in his bathroom
>short skirt, crop top, etc.
>walk out of bathroom
>he's sitting on his bed
>notice bulge in his pants grow
>coax him into letting me see it
>he pulls it out
>it's at least 7in
>fucking wow
>start drooling
>ask him if i can touch it
>he agrees, start jacking him off
>he asks me to suck
>guess who likes sucking dick
>it's me
>i keep getting him close, but won't let him blow
>i feign boredom
>stop blowing him
>get up, bend over pretending to get my backpack
>feel hands on my hips
>herewego.wma
>he hikes up my skirt, pulls aside my undies and rams into me
>it hurts at first, but then, holy fuck
>ends up fucking me like a champ
>blows in my ass
>ends up asking me out, but i gotta keep it secret
>hell yeah.

>pic unrelated but my favorite pair of panties because elmo.

I want a gf who is damaged and was abused as a child.

>>737502974
their were no rules i just went for all possible combos

>>737503042
I regret saying 2...

>>737502974
samefag here i wanted 5 btw

I terrorize my landlady with my pet starling. I wrote it up and posted, but no one cared. Will post again if anyone cares for details.

>>737503191
Welp sucks to be you. Should have picked who you wanted to see first then.

>>737503167
Got any kik or snap? Need moar pics and stories + pics of you under aged if you have

>>737503167
hey anon, do you speak any other languages ?

>>737503325
Story pls

>>737498202
>likes privacy and boundaries

You're normal anon, calm the fuck down.

>>737503355
win some lose some but fap always

>>737503426
>Be 20-something in crappy customer service job.
>Landlord is an 80yo careless fuckwit. He gives no shits.
>He just sits in his lawn chair all day drinking the Milwaukee Beast, no shirt.
>His wife, on the other hand is a major pain.
>They live on the far end of the cul-de-sac and own all the properties.
>I rent two doors down.
>Landlady constantly comes in my place unannounced. Red state laws favor landlords so there’s shit-all I can do about it.
>She tells us all if she ever finds drugs, etc, she’ll evict. Has done so. All the neighbors hate her and we all talk about her.
>She evicted one dude for having a Black Sabbath album out. She said she didn’t want Satanists living in her houses. Etc.
>A terror with a beehive. She’s old, dyes her beehive red, and has that wrinkle under her nose that makes you wonder if she uses an oxygen tube, idk.
>Anyway, she’s always harping on drinking and once told me she’d never had a drop.
>Have seen her in the local watering hole drinking wine and flirting with the college bros.
>Totally obnoxious person. But cheapest rent in town, and I can hide stuff well.
>One day, frustrated and bored, walking back from work because poorfag, I found a birdlet. A little shit that looked halfway to dead, and the other half to mostly dead.
>Posted a “tell me what to do.”
>Winrar.jpg tells me to nurse the little shit back to health and raise it as my own.
>OP delivers. Mark your calendar.
>Thing gets big fast. I feed it raw hamburger and bacon I chew up for it. The bird, a starling, loves me. Sits on my shoulder everywhere I let it.
>When I take my bike to work, the little dude rides on my shoulder and waits for me outside. All day, no matter what.
cont.

>>737503536
>Expect the thing to die from hypothermia or something, but nope.
>A year in, the landlady comes into my yard. Sniffing around. I feel impotent. I talk to bird friend a lot. I name it SexyHitler.
>I remember from scouts that a thumb sucking noise means distress. Trying to communicate my displeasure at my landlady’s trespassing, I suck my thumb and point at landlady.
>She’s about to enter the hacienda del dudeocity. She’s done this before in the middle of the day. It’s illegal, but she does it, and when I’ve been in, she only says, “shouldn’t you be at work?”
>I don’t mouth off because I don’t want to be evicted.
>But this time is different. I suck my thumb at SexyHitler and point at witchywoman.
>SexyHitler immediately buzzes her.
>She falls backward on her seventy-something bones and yelps like a little puppy.
>I’m watching this from behind the kitchen cutout, and at first I don’t get what happened because SexyHitler flew through the back door (which was open because I was about to go drink a few in the back yard).
>SexyHitler flew through the back door, knocked down the landlady on her ass, and kept coming at her. She was crying. Like a little baby. She was down, on my welcome mat, crying, and it was the best moment of my sorry life.
>No one came to her aid. I know others had to have seen what happened, but no one, I mean no one, even bothered to call anyone else, apparently. She just laid there until she gathered enough strength to limp back home.
cont.

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>>737503250
>>737503124
>>737502490

I am still generous

>>737503564
>High five/primary feathers to SexyHitler. I give him double beef and find some nice june bugs for him. Dude loves him some june bugs.
>I start to thinking for the first time in my life.
>I set up watch. Next time the landlady leaves her house, I suck my thumb again. I point at beehive. Again, SexyHitler to the rescue! Her deadbeat husband almost laughs himself into eternity. She must be just as terrible to him as she is to all the tenants.
>I do this for a week solid. Then two miracles happen. First, SexyHitler goes on runs himself. Everytime Esmerelda pokes her stupid hair out the door, SexyHitler is there to buzz her good.
>Second, I find another bird. My luck, it’s the same kind. SexyHitler doesn’t eat it. He’s too cool for that.
>New birds name was Donner because I really thought SexyHitler would get around to eating him.
>Before the year is out, I have two minions who buzz the landlady. She is utterly perplexed.
>She sends us all letters through the post office to ask if anyone is keeping “wild birds.”
>She asks that we come by with the rent.
>Clueless but harmless granddaughter is sent around when we need repairs and landlady leaves cul-de-sac through garage in her car only.
>Never bothers anyone of the renters since.
>One day, I test my powers on the mailman. Sure enough, by the power of my thumb, I am bird-man!
>I build a hidden nest for the birbs in my grill I never use and take down birdhouse to allay suspicions.
>No more landlady visits. No more anyone I don’t like. I sick my birds on them.
>Pic related, it’s SexyHitler. I won’t show other pics or links because you fuckers will dox me, and while I’m not sure that I’ve done anything illegal, I don’t want to be evicted.

tl;dr: 4chan gave me superpowers that I use for evil.

>>737503325
Trapanon who is telling my stories here.

If i'm writing my shit out, you can too.

>>737503567
Fuck. She's ugly. I should have picked 3...

>>737503567
thank you sir

>I like girls that are going through/gone through puberty.
>I don't care what age they are, if I find them attractive, then I find them attractive.
>I would never fuck a girl under the age of 18, because it is illegal.
>if it wasn't illegal, I would 100% do it.
>I believe videos/pictures of any naked girl who has gone through puberty should not be illegal.
>Fucking girls under 18 and filming it, or owning video of that, it makes sense it's illegal.
>Dumb camwhores flashing tits who look like they're probably under 18, I will never understand why that is illegal to own/watch.
>I would like to suck a dick, but I don't find guys attractive in any way, and pleasing a guy grosses me out.

>>737503388
I don't, sorry

Also

>hi fbi
>>737503417
Nur deutsch, entschuldigt sich

>>737503567
Looks underaged with big tits. Cute face
7/10
Not complaining.

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>>737503617
Kek, what? I am telling my own story.

Also, here's the pic I forgot of SexyHitler.

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>>737503743

>>737503821
Took me a bit to respond.

>>737503784

Met her in college, definitely not underage.

>>737503601
Kekd but no pic

>>737503857
>>737503821
Sorry I forgot at first. Like I said, I posted this a few hours back with pic.

im fuck buddies with my housemate/friend's gf's 13yo sister. friend is the only other person who knows

>>737503857
If clearly a pastefag

>>737503760
Nazi Trap?

>>737503941
Nope. Check it. I only pasted out my confession from today. Google is your friend.

>>737503934
>hi fbi

>>737503660

My generosity has limits.

>>737504105
5!

>>737503943
Nein, ich mag die Art, wie deutsch klingt.

Does anyone want anymore stories? I know just the one that sounds unbelievable, but i wish y'all woulda been there to see it.

>>737503994
It's a cute story. Tgtb but cute

>>737504275
I hope it stays that way. Truth stranger than fiction, but seriously, it's all true. Meanwhile, I'm telling you, those starlings will do your bidding.

I think my boyfriend gave me herpes, the cold sore kind but not on my genitals.

>>737504133

Already posted above

>>737504216
More stories! More Stories! MORE STORIES! YAY!

>>737504581
Just for you anon.

>be me
>be just turning 15
>have birthday cake with grandparents
>danny calls
>says he has a gift for me
>being the horny teenager i was
>fuck it, still get like that at times
>anyway, thank grandparents for the cake
>respectfully thank them for everything
>head over to danny's on my bike in yoga shorts and a tank top
>no parents cars in his driveway
>score!
>knock on the front door, hear him yell to come in.
>he and his sister are naked in the living room
>she's 16, kinda pudgy, at least DD though
>brain shuts down
>nearly cream myself realizing what the gift is
>404brainnotfound.webm
>his sister gets up
>pulls me to the couch
>undresses me
>she lays back
>tells me to eat her
>first time doing it, so nervous
>she likes it though
>danny starts ramming me from behind as i eat his sis
>came buckets
>best birthday gift ever
>still have no idea how he talked his sis into that.

>>737504216
I'm down for more fap material

>>737504691
Hard to believe but..

More please

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>>737504691

>>737504786
Gimme a bit, I gotta do something.

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>>737504691
Pic's her, i still play with her every so often.
>>737504976
>>737504691

>>737504826
Forgot to tag you>>737505098

>>737495511
I'm almost certain I have vaginal thrush / yeast infection but I've had it for such a long time and I don't know how to treat it. I'm seeing my partner soon for the first time in a long time and I don't know what to do about it, it's embarrassing and I don't want to pass it on.

>>737495511
I'm almost certain I have every STD ever. Yet I continue to discharge my bodily fluids into other people, whether they are aware of it or not. Never was tested because I don't care about my fellow human beings.

>15, high school, poor, by default I know all the dealers.
>Invited to party because I'm apperanty "down". Says one of the dealers.
>Everyone starts doing drugs and drinking. Except for me.
>Sees 9/10 girl from class drunk and probably on extece.
>Laying on a couch legs wide open.
>Sit next to her and start rubbing her thighs
>She's barely awake starts making out with me and leads to sex
>Creampie after 10 strokes
>Next day find out she's fuckin one of the 18 years old dealers I know
>Few months later dealer tells me to use a condom cuz pullout doesn't always work
>9/10 slut stops going to school, later found out she's pregnant. Parents are rich so she's set. Dealer scared of white parents cause he's 18 and has no job.

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>>737505098
Sorry to break it to you but that's not pudgy, it's deep in the obese category. The only reason she's DD is because of fat and even willing to do such crude acts is because she knows she's a landwhale that won't get it any other way.

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>>737505405
>I'm almost certain I have every STD ever. Yet I continue to discharge my bodily fluids into other people,
>>737505405
>>737505405

i know OP.

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I fap at work.

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My only friends are online. I'm going to end my life in about two weeks so I started telling them I have cancer so I could spare them the heart ache.

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>>737505755

I work at Fap.

i know all my closest friends' phone passwords, so whenever they spend the night, drink, and then pass out, i go through their phones to find nudes of their girlfriends and send it to myself

>>737505789
Talk to someone. Don't do it.

>>737505851
Legendary

>>737505098
It's never as good as you imagine. I keep forgetting to never get my hopes up. Sorry, but she's horrendous. Now having doubts about your own body

I have 157 gigs of cp. Good amount of it is just sc tho

>>737505986
My mind is made up. That's part of the reason I lied about it too. Nobody is talking me out of this.

>>737506017
thanks, ive had updated nudes of everyone in my friend circle that are chicks and the guys' girlfriends for the past two years doing it like this, although at the expense of sometimes seeing some of my guy friends naked but it doesn't bother me much really

>>737506076
Eh, i know i'm a pdugy little bitch, that's why i've started working out and dieting. Lost 10lbs in the last month, so i'm happy.

>also, i kinda have a thing for bigger people, especially girls.

>>737506212
You're not going to do it, people who actually commit suicide don't talk about it and just do it.

>>737506125

whats sc?

>>737506392
Softcore.

>>737506425

aaaaaaaaaah. i see. can i ask you more questions?

>>737506523
Like how long you'll be in jail for?

I fucked my mom with my microdonger

>>737506630

for asking him questions?

I occasionally find random people online that I can show private pictures of my girlfriend to on Skype. She doesn't know and I fear that one day she will find out or I will by accident end up showing her to someone who knows us. Just writing this gets me hard!

>>737506220
Any more stories from the trap? And from the looks of that pic she sent, she's no where near as fat as the girl she ate out.

I'm sorry I try to cheat on you. I try to push you away because I have become a horrible person. I don't deserve your love.
I promise you I will change my ways.

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i invented the atheism meme.

I purposely brush my junk up against girls asses and hands at crowded bars

>>737507074
I call bullshit.

I used to fuck my girlfriend's best friend, who she, also had a boyfriend.

Did this for about 0.5 years or so.

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i'm a dirty sissy

https://www.xvideos.com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet

>>737506858
Liar. End it. You're horrible.

>>737507187

honest question: why?

>>737495511
am well-known "artist"..but i come here when i'm bored,which is maybe twice a week..i never sign with my birth-name,act as an onlooker at my own installations and i work as a cook in my spare time..

>>737506858

are you 12?

>>737507194
>0.5 years or so

so you mean 6 months?

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>>737506843
That is the girl i ate out
>>737503167
>>737501523
These are pics of me

Also, got one from two days ago.

>be me
>23 now
>be with new girl
>call her harley
>come home from work
>harley naked on the couch playing with herself
>fucking dammit
>because of hrt, dick doesn't work, but if it did i'd be diamonds
>harley asks me if i want a taste
>fuckyes.mpeg
>go down on her like an overloaded raft of syrian refugees
>she squirts on my face
>tells me turn around
>fuckyesmyturn.bmp
>harley gets her cumming strapon
>fucks me like the little slut i've always been.
>her toy fills me up as i cum buckets.
>life is good

>pic related, her.
>told you, i have a thing for bigger people.

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>>737507530
>>737507530
>>737507530
>>737507530

I'm a panty thief

>>737507595

do you wear them after?

>>737507530
liked it more when you were a boytoy thanks for the ride hopping off about now

>>737507700
Some. When fapping

>>737507791

what do you fap to?

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>>737507530
>go down on her like an overloaded raft of syrian refugees

I'm having sex with my employee who is engaged. She could lose her future marriage, I could lose a 100k a year job.
>dont care
damn that pussy is fire.

>>737507708
Well, next time i get fucked by a guy, i'll let you know, ?

>>737507813
A lot of things

>>737507884
>I could lose a 100k a year job.

what do you do?

also, post a picture.

>>737507911

inter-species erotica?

>>737507963
Not yet

>>737498567

serious question: do you ever sleep?

i downloaded "The Chronic" off Napster in 1998.

I visited a friend in college. When she went to class I went to her room and started fapping with a thong on her bed. Her vibrator was under the pillow. I sucked her vibrator and fapped with her thong

>>737508283

that some really degenerate stuff. probably the most degenerate i have ever read on here.

64 posters and 305 replies.

>i think we are being too obvious now.

>>737508667
you're right

New thread?

I fucked the wife of someone in my friendship circle about two years before he met her. I've got videos of her taking my cock in a variety of ways and taking a few loads on her face.

Only one other person in our circle of friends knows but weirdly none of us have ever spoken a word about it since the couple started dating.

I guess there's just some unspoken agreement that it won't ever be brought up.

Be fucking hilarious if he found out now. He's got no easy way out (mortgage and 2 kids).