Brutally honest life truths thread

That people will always. Always fucking play widow even in comp and miss every shot. #byebyeSR

that 4chan /b/ died in 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud1JXqGWPvU

I fucked a pumpkin once

BONELESS

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>>737494120

>>737494120
99% of us will go through life doing nothing of any significance and die without any consequence.

>>737494120
There are 7,500,000,000 people on this planet. There's a 100% that 100's of millions of people are better than you at doing anything you think you're good at.

>>737494120
Women are utter garbage. If you're male and straight, you're fucked.

That the radio has impacted me more than I could be aware of the majority of my life

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>>737495049
Did she spit in your mouth too

That at 20 almost a quarter of my life is over and it supposedly the best years of my life

>>737495652
Impact is a noun, not a verb, jizz-knuckles.

>>737495705

false. it can be either.

There's no such thing as best friends.

>>737495386
What is this "boneless" thing? When did pizzas ever come with bones?

Depending on the circumstances of unwanted sexual contact some people won't care. Most people won't be comfortable talking on the subject at all including the victims themselves

>>737495701
Oh mate, it's not the best years. Forty-something fag here, and literally every single one of my mates agrees with me - EVERYTHING gets better from mid-twenties onward. Career, sex, free time, life skills, the fucking works. That "best years of your life" thing is bullshit designed to get you to chill in school - you are about to enter the ACTUAL best years of your life. Enjoy!

>>737495915
they always did nigga

Most stereotypes are for the most part accurate.

Metallica always sucked

>>737494120
I have at least 2 women that think about me in a daily basis

Civilization cannot exist without the subjugation of the majority.

Life is just a series of distractions where you feel pain, reproduce, and die. Other than that, there is no objective meaning. 99% of us won't be remembered.

>>737495915

>when did pizza ever come with bones?

Your underage is showing. This is an 18 and up board dick tooth.

>>737496134
"Waaah the Big Four are overrated"

Go unpause your deathcore faggotry while the adults listen to some metal, Junior.

>>737496291
99%? So 75,000,000 people currently alive will be remembered?

You're living in the strangest time this planet has seen so far. In the grand scheme of things that doesn't matter but to you it's everything.

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>>737496437
I don't listen to deathcore doh

>>737496134
The truth that most faggots can't handle like >>737496437

>muh metallica
>muh fake scary voice singing
>muh heavy bass riffs

kys

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>>737496609
Thank you very much, Anon!

>>737494120
Every god ever created is fictional.

Every one.

That includes YOUR god.

Never trust a nigger, no matter how well he pretends to be a human being.

>>737495872
Yes there is.


There are a lot of "truths" that are almost releveant, but the older I get, the one that sticks out to me is a quote from Kanye West, of all people:

"Having money is not everything, not having it is".

Also none of this matters in the long run.

>>737495929
Also this, I've had more fun from 25-28 than I ever did from 18-25

>>737496868
that's too edgy for this thread

>>737497426
Is he wrong though?

We don't know.

Femanon here,

I had my first BBC experience when I was 18. Everything about him just exuded confidence and dominance like I had never seen from other boys before.It stretched my pussy out and I orgasmed nearly the entire time. Ever since then I could never get pleasure from an average white cock ever again, despite finding white guys more attractive. I am 26 now and have been with over 60 black guys, never once getting an STD or being abused by them (at least, not against my will). I will probably settle down with a nice, tame white guy with a good job and stable future in a few years, but I will never fully be rid of the pleasures a large, throbbing cock on a well built black man can provide me.

>>737497426
I'm too edgy for my thread, too edgy for my thread, so edgy it hurts.

>>737496152

Mommy and GamGam don't count

>>737497631
>60 black guys
>8 years

HOOOOOLY SHIT

>>737494562
First point attack, Widow can be really good. If she gets even one pick you've got a man advantage while the defender's have to run a long way from spawn, it can be enough to win the team fight.

>>737497631
Bullshit post. Shit b8

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>>737496609
> fake scary voice singing
What?

>>737495591
Married fag here. You're just jaded.

>>737495915
Guess you've always gone to pizza places with a good boneless machine

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4chan is a waste of time

>>737494562
>Playing comp for 7 hours straight just to end up slightly lower than where you started
Also mercy symetra bastion torb dva and symetra and symetra ruin the game

>>737496868
Jokes on you, Ass is my god and I worship it daily

>>737496868
Mmmm... I can smell your fedora

>>737498254
I'm married too. And old enough to know it's true.

>>737498351
Mercy ruining the game. I say nay, a good Mercy who knows the difference between healing and boosting can make the entire game!!

>>737498474
I can smell your low IQ

>>737497631
How pathetic can one person be to just constantly write this shit. You sir are the definition of a useful idiot.

>>737498522
>my assumption about billions of people I've never met are true.

You're writing off half of humanity. You're jaded.

niggers are fucking cancer

You will die. You will be forgotten. Even if you achieve something impressive by human standards, which you won't, it'll ultimately be meaningless

>>737498624
what does "jaded" mean ? translate says "Tired, bored", but then why wouldnt you just use those words..

>>737498142
Literally nothing applies to heros who do their jobs, every character has potential to be godly its just faggots and their egos ruin it. If a person dies 3 times without getting a pick and refuses to switch or goes hanzo I wish death upon them

>>737498582
I mean dealing with rez. Thats the only reason other than pharmercy that I hate about her. oh and her thin frame

>>737498822
Did you use nigger translate or something?

>>737498624
>You're writing off half of humanity.
Based on a statistically significant sample size. Any man who disputes this is either a SJW or inexperienced with the weaker sex.

>>737498351
D.VA has the best abilities in the game. Defence matrix is the most versatile thing.

Symetra is good for teleporting on first point so they fight a 6v12

Torb is great for protecting your backline on defence, which is great in the current dive meta

Bastion is easy to counter and play around but can deal a lot of damage if you're an idiot and just walk into him

Mercy is good for rez and pocketing a mobile DPS

All the heroes are good in the right situation

>>737498822
fuuuck you're gonna need to grow up to post here. Look up "jilted", it has a similar meaning when applied in this way.

The reason we have specific words for things is to have better more efficient communication.

>>737498610
Lol take a shower loser

Realizing most leftist ideas are shit upon further research (getting red pilled) and that women are only selfish. Even when they have anything they just want more. But the worst truth is that there are sooo many idiots in the world that are easily manipulated and swear their life to their masters word.

>>737499139
The blind leading the blind.

>>737499130
Except for Hanzo. Hanzo is scattered shot... That's it... Aim at enemy, scatter at feet, win... Hanzo is cancer

>>737499177
Butthurt christfag detected. Your god's fake, champ. My condolences.

>>737499130
I should have been more clear its more having to deal with them on the enemy team. I dont mind having those characters on my team. Its a shame about roadhog though, such a random nerf but its probably not gonna be the last time they touch him I hope they change it back

>>737496868
Fuck you I am a god.

>>737495591
I think of my wife as the maid that looks after the kids.
Couldn't afford childcare for 3 kids.
Don't even share the same bedroom but I stay civil and all is rosy and harmonious

>>737499311
Mid range brawler. If he's relying on scatter, he's not close enough. Now he can string a shot while wall climbing, so you pick an odd angle and shoot at closeish range from behind cover. Payload maps on attack work well for this as he only needs a few picks to get value. Plus sonar is nice now Sombra is becoming a dominant secondary support.

>>737497631
Whore.

>>737499376
Now youre just trying to make yourself feel smart. Its pretty funny that you think youre 'slaying' me with you red pills

>>737499434
Which one?

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>>737494120
>If you are a circumcised male, you are a blessed person.

>>737494120
People suck.

>>737499498
Hes such a pain in the ass with the buff you see him everywhere also in quickplay if someone is playing genji another team mate will go hanzo 85% of the time or vice versa its fucking insane

>>737499431
Fair play. I think the only one their I'd hate to see on an enemy team is D.VA, especially if she's pocketing another tank with her matrix. I've seen Winston's dive full teams and survive because a D.VA is eating all our damage, letting the Winston get full ult charge in seconds.

Otherwise I'd say the heroes you mentioned are so easy to play around that they're not too much of a threat. Torb is vulnerable to shield tanks, Symetra is vulnerable to flankers and Bastion is vulnerable to getting dived. Mercy is vulnerable to everything.

>>737499594
nah, you´re just a kike.

>>737496437
>thinks blues is metal
kek. With Cliff gone, the band's soul was gone.

>>737494120
You'll never have a girlfriend.

>>737499534
>Now youre just trying to make yourself feel smart. Its pretty funny that you think youre 'slaying' me with you red pills

>youre
>Its
>youre
>you

Four errors in a 22-word post. Christfag "education" exposed.

See, this is why you're a theist, champ. It's because you're an ignoramus.

>>737494120
No matter how fast you run

You will never escape the pain.

>>737499625
Depends. I've been let down by 75% of all I know. But I'd go through it again for the 25% that helped me in many ways. Chin up anon

>>737494120
Being successful is not always about how much effort you make. Sometimes it just takes an amount of luck you don't have.

For example, I studied advertisement and administration. I'm 35 and unemployed because nobody even calls me for an interview. It's like I don't exist. I try to reach the bosses in every company, to try to talk, but I can never get past their secretaries.

I try everything I can, and it's not enough.
I don't expose myself on social media, I don't do bad stuff on the internet, I don't do drugs, I have no criminal record, etc etc etc I'm totally clean.

So this is it. It takes a little bit of luck to succeed in life.

>>737494120
Muslims will take over the world.

>>737499832
>No matter how fast you run
You'll never be faster than a nigger.

>>737499975
But not in my lifetime and not before a huge war

>>737494120
4chan lacks a like button. With a like button we could see how many people agree with us (of those who are lazy to reply).

>>737500166
Honest truth: some people just aren't cut out for 4

>>737499816
Kek this actually gives you a warm feeling doesnt it? You are so desperate to give shit its embarrasing

>>737500166
I kinda like that, forces us to speak up ourselves instead of flocking to someone else's idea like sheep.

>>737500222
checked

>>737500222
Check

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>>737500070
Yeah but I have Arby's coupons

>>737499916
Don't go blaming luck. Luck, by definition, is random. I have a friend who endlessly bemoans my luck, and his lack of luck, whenever we play 8ball. I beat him every time. The fact that I have spent far more time than him practising never seems to enter his mind. It's aaalllll about his bad luck.

>>737496407
because reddit memes are for old fags? kill yourself. I'm not him and that memes dead. I've been here since 11' when the banana man meme started. we had this shitty copypasta about "hey I really like this image, can I save it?" or something

>>737500166
>>737500222
>>737500261

>people actually want upboats on 4chan

The beauty of this place is there's no need to grab attention through like whoring. Adding likes is the same issue with tripfags but times 10, it would make this place no different to anywhere else online. Anonymity and nothing to distinguish posts other than quality are the main features of this website.

>>737500252
Only three errors that time. Baby jesus is proud of you ;)

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No one on fucking /b/ has any "brutally honest life truths" to offer.

This thread is lazy tough-talk from retarded teenagers.

>>737499574
one of the 13 elder gods of the new script of Jahar

>>737494120
It can and will always get worse if you never bother to fix it when it is broken

>>737500368
If only they called me for interviews, we could start tracking the root of the problem. But they never contact me. How can it be? I'm 35 already, man. This is incredible.

>>737494120
Karma is the meaning of life.

When you worry about XXX it doesn't happen

When you don't worry about XXX it happens

>>737500485
Thanks for adding nothing to it, you retarded teenager.

>>737500608
I'm one with the universe so I don't got those problems

>>737499816
There were 5 errors in that post, he used apostrophes as quotation marks. Atheist education detected, you only found 4.

cept I think yore an shilling Christian tryin to continew the rude fedora atheyist stereotipe

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>>737500666
it's happening

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>>737500666

>>737500666
hi satan. how u been boi?

>>737500734
Worries about Satan--->Satan ends up not existing
Worries about Religion--->Religion ends up not being real
Doesn't worry about Aliens (like Rick&Morty etc)--->Aliens exist :O

>>737500701
overkill bud

>>737500869
When you don't care about porn--->No one cares about politicians and child sex slaves
When you don't care about guns--->Wars happen, guns get misused (ISIS etc.)
When you care about guns---->Politicians can disempower their citizens
When you don't care about money (or are wasteful)---->You end up poor and wondering why you're never rich
When you don't care about getting a job---->You end up getting a job or live homeless, you WILL get a job every time in the richer countries
When you don't care about girls---->They find you attractive and you end up like John

>>737500839
not satan just a man he owes a couple of favors to

>>737496609

>muh argument

Have an original thought once in your life.

>>737494120
The ruling class is absolutely surplus to requirements and can be liquidated at any time.

>>737494562
widow is amazing. Play high sensitivity and flick often, fast shots is preferred over waiting for the right one. You'll end up smashing heads in disgusting ways that you couldn't think possible. She's super fun.

One brutal truth for you next gen gamers. You're probably not gonna be the one who makes it. Bruce Lee Style. "I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times".

Everyone has the potential to be massive at their craft, but it's more than being good at it. So you can either enjoy the ride or die breathing.

>>737500252
Like that warm feeling belief in a false being provides you with, right? Religious fags are truly pathetic.

>>737500537
Maybe get someone to look at your resume/cover letter.

>>737495872
Yes there is but it's not an unchangeable constant. It will change over time, you loose some, you'll get some new ones.

>>737499910
No, he's right. People do suck. Find a way to use them, and they at least become amusing.

>>737494120
>Every human on this world, whether you call it a friend or a foe, WILL eventually disappoint you.

>You'll know you will have truly loved a woman when, after years of not hearing from her, you still find yourself thinking about her.
(this is particulary true for me. Forget about all the mysogenistic shit you find on /b, it's just shit people writes down to feel they have a pair, while they don't. If you experienced love, it's the only way to be happy on this planet.)

>Animals are not worth your love, that's the reason why cats are the best choice. A dog will love you, but will trouble your life until his very last day. A cat is more like a cool thing living in your place, that can randomly provide you feels or cushy moments without ending up being severely attached to your ass 24/7. Every non-stupid dog lover knows this.

>You don't have to be completely sincere with anybody unless you state you are sincere, because nothing will ever be more valuable than your word when it comes to it. More than money. More than life itself.

>>737501189
>A dog will love you, but will trouble your life until his very last day.
Brutal truth: kids will too.

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the lumanasti gon after da wite wimenz! n dey r de jews and de blacks! and also mubslims! dey wana to take ur gun n ur freedomm an yor whol godchurch an they gonna mix races to! if u r whit man with self respect u hav two bi axe body spray so u can prove u r alpha or else u r beta HAHA FAG UR PEENEE ISNT NOT CICUMSICION HAHAHA KEKEKEKE

so u see the luminauty gun dun gon n dok ur guns nd fuq ur wimenz n alex jonez nd ford trucks nd cheetos
>starts sweating
>starts farting
>starts crying
amnerca!

>>737500701
He also omitted a full-stop. Christfag education?

>rude

Always top keks when christfags push the "rude" button. These are the same faggots who belong to a cult which explicitly promises me eternal burning and torture for the "sin" of being reasonable (atheist).

But I'm the rude one.

>>737494120
Killing and eating animals is unnecessary, and you should feel bad for doing so.

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The world wars were and are conspiracies with the goal of enacting a new world order.

The first world war was fought in order to destroy the Tsar in Russia. See the Russian revolution. The League of Nations was contrived to combat the dangers of intertwining alliances that allowed the first world war to become a world war, even though great minds and leaders such as George Washington had warned about these alliances long before they caused the Great War. But of course the Rothschild were the ones who encouraged these alliances KNOWING they would cause the Great War.

The second world war was fought to create the communist power in order to give the capitalist powers someone to fight against. The UN was created because the League of Nations failed, and of course these new world orders, whether they be the League of Nations or the UN, are the ultimate goal of these wars.

There was a third world war planned as well. It is to be fought on the basis of hate towards the Muslims. See the Immigration crisis and the terrorism that has followed.

Virtually everything that has happen since the Napoleonic wars has been a conspiracy towards the goal of a new one world government.

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>>737501450

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>>737501332
+1

>>737501450
fake and gay
it's luminutty dumby

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>>737501474

>>737496134
i fucking lol'd

>>737501648
But you do understand that it is a recognized fact that the Rothschild gained complete economic control of Britain as a result of the Napoleonic wars, right?

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>Some people are just meant to suffer
>You WILL die someday
>You will probably die unfulfilled with many regrets
>Genuine longterm love is unrealistic and almost impossible
>Pretty much all of your longterm potential and capacity to find happiness in life relies on your childhood that you will never be able to go back and change

>>737495685
sauce?

most men are attracted to girls under the age of 15.

>>737501769
napolean died like a hundred years ago ya big doof. LEAVE THE HISTORY IN THE PAST BECAUSE IT'S OLD AND dumb. duh

also the goodchilds don't even have power right now. that's like in a million years when monica and frioles get split. read the book ya dingo dingdong dad diddlin doofus.

>>737501999
lolnope. your shame is your own, creepy

>>737501999
This is pretty much a given
But it still viscerally disturbs me

>>737501783
>Some people are just meant to suffer

This implies life has meaning. It doesn't.

>You WILL die someday

Yup

>You will probably die unfulfilled with many regrets

Of course.

>Genuine long term love is unrealistic and almost impossible

True, and verified by divorce-rates.

>Pretty much all of your long term potential and capacity to find happiness in life relies on your childhood that you will never be able to go back and change

Absolutely true.

>>737501999
Trips of truth

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>>737501999
Huh? Noooo

>>737502077
Dubs of dishonesty

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>>737502020
>napolean died like a hundred years ago ya big doof. LEAVE THE HISTORY IN THE PAST BECAUSE IT'S OLD AND dumb. duh
>also the goodchilds don't even have power right now
>napolean
>don't even have power right now
Sure, kid.

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>>737502295

Was gunna write somthing profound but got the coombies.
Heres this:
LGBT are ~2% of the worlds population so by definition they are aborrant.
Get over it

>>737502295
>If you were interested, he might be able to satellite in if you have the technology available.

As much as i'd like to believe this is referring to teleportation, Its probably just referring to some kind of call that uses a private satellite as to not be able to be traced.

>>737502695
Sure. It disproves the "no power" assertion though from Napolean Dynomite up there.

>>737502752
Oh theres no fucking question about the Rothschilds power. They gained complete economic control of Britain, and were even quoted saying "I care not which puppet sits upon the throne of Britain, for the man who controls Britains money supply controls Britain, and i control the British money supply." And then Britain immediately becomes the largest and most powerful and wealthiest empire the world has ever seen... How the FUCK could they not be one of if not the most powerful groups of people to this day?! And don't say because Britain fell off. Guess what happened right before Britain fell off? The US Federal Reserve happened. And guess what happened right after that? The US took Britains place as the most powerful country. Guess what happened inbetween the Rothschilds taking control of Britain and Britain becoming their empire? They set up the Bank of England.

Its so blatantly fucking obvious if you just follow world history after the Napoleonic wars...

>>737497631
Most girls can't handle BBC. What did you do to stretch it? Every girls complains about wanting a guy with a bigger dick but complain after going deeper than 5 inches. Maybe it's the thickness?

>>737495872
No but you may find a brother. The love for a brother easily surpasses that for a woman.

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>>737496868
>not being able to entertain ideas as existence

>>737496501
My tin foil hat says not yet, but we will be.

>>737498344
based

>>737494120
Everything everyone ever fought and died for are complete and utter sick jokes, put in a pretty wrapper that lies about what it is.

>>737497631
Gonna need a bigger bait anon

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population control is an old and refined science which has been in practice for more than long enough to ensure that every single thought or opinion you have about the world was injected externally, there are no more original or unique human beings in controlled populations than there are original or unique cattle.

if we stopped our physical bodies dependency on public water supplies and medicated foodstuffs,
we'd be in so much pain that we would instinctively kill ourselves

There is human meat in fast food giants

>>737494120
The only reason why you're still alive is because no one really wanted you dead

>>737504893
sounds autistic

>>737500166
Why? So faggots like you can say something they think everyone will agree with and then get a warm fuzzy feeling inside when the likes go up?
Fuck that

>>737494120
if you want to be able to have a boner when you are about to have sex, then stop porn and stop 4chan

stop masturbating to make time pass, it only makes you rotten from the inside

when people told you to learn and study instead of socialising and partying you were lied to and you might aswell end yourself. Money cant fix social cripples

>>737505241
even if your the best in your classes that doesn't mean you can't have friends
being the smartest in my case wasnt a problem to make friends

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>>737505037
very productive input

>>737505241
complex issue would like to discuss it with you

do you believe money can fix happiness?
imo, spiritual self-contentness, and understanding your own emotions and exclusion of the self-important ego in doing so, and bearing in mind that the goal in doing so as far as interactions with other human beings should be the promotion of unconditional love, CAN fix your social cripples

>>737494120
this is all bullshit everyone is slaves