Why don't you have a gf?

>>737488780
GOT 1 LAST NIGHT

le tiny mexi with big tits and bangs

>>737488780
Because I don't want one.

Waste of money.

I'm scared of rejection and I have social anxiety

>>737488780
I've been married for 10 years. Seriously, if you guys are thinking about getting married, don't, it almost never ends well.

my standards are too high, im an alchoholic, embarrassingly shit job for my age, low self esteem, very introverted, maybe a couple other things

but that felt good to get off my chest, so thanks for asking, op

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>>737488780
Why would I do a stupid thing like that?

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because this is me

Haven't gone out in a year, am a weeb and mostly don't push the efforts even though I'm 6'2 and have a killer afro.

Because I'm too fucked up and wouldn't wish myself on anyone. And even if I wasn't so fucked up I wouldn't wish most bitches on myself.

>>737489632
I'm an alcoholic and chronically unemployed. Beat you.

>>737489125
I've been married for 6 here. It sucks to only get laid once a month now (and usually with her telling me to hurry it up and finish so she can go to sleep) but otherwise it's a bretty good life

because how the fuck do you even meet women?

>>737489125
Been married for <6 months and i feel so horrible for actually regretting it. I feel like if it's this bad early on its only going to get worse

>>737489125
>>737488780
please help because I'm developing feelings for someone else and I'm having a real hard time trying to make sense of all this shit. I don't know if I should just think it's a crush and forget about it, or if it's just an indicator of how much of a POS my marriage it and should just admit my feelings

>>737491112
Get out while you can.

>>737490746
dating apps not the worst option
took me about 9 dates before finding someone worth while

>>737491112
I almost got married once but had the same horrible feelings and ran away. Now my life is much better.

>>737490651
i think that fixing our alcoholism first will help us both. i went about 8 months without a drink a couple years ago and a lot of my problems went away naturally, i even got into my first and only serious relationship during that time. eventually i said fuck it and got back into serious drinking and she broke up with me shortly after because "he drinks too much". the frist step to sobriety is admitting you have a problem and it seems weve been stuck on that one for a long time. im not sure what my point is here im just drunk and ranting.

good luck my man, were all gonna make it brah

>>737491506
Feels like it's just a train headed for disaster at this point, but family all like her and we just got married and I feel like a total fucking fuck-up. Feel like I'd have to leave fucking town at this point

>>737489024
Not really, my bf doesn't have a job and he takes care of me

>>737488780
Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

>>737491887
I genuinely sympathise, it is worth leaving no matter what the cost

>>737491758
Pretty much my thoughts exactly. The drinking has really held me back. I fucking hate it.

too many jacking off

>>737488780
Bad acne

>>737488928
Pics

Women rely on a man to be entertaining and intelligent too much, I want a partner that can be creative and discuss with.

>>737488780
You are on a different level of stupid.posting shit pasta that has been around for a decade and still don't have a clue.

Too much work. Pain in the ass. Every time I have one I end up losing my mind. Wound up in the psych ward with the last one.

Because the only gril that ever talked to me on purpose would rather date shitbags

>>737492445
So stop being all M'lady like.

>>737492117
But what's the deciding factor? I mean, I'm obviously not happy, she practically reads it on my face every night I'm come home.

I don't want to sound like a bitch or anything, but I thought I found someone I could spend my life with but I'm just becoming more and more miserable every day.

I've been married 5 years and it does suck sometimes, but daddy plays low key with escorts and massage girls when he can. I just want to fuck every girl but my wife!

>>737488780
Because I'm a cripple with major emotional and mental issues.
I'm attractive, and I get interest shown, I just don't act on it because I can't deal with someone else's stress as well as my own at the moment.
So I spend most of my time playing csgo and watching the same shows over and over. My only other hobby is cooking and that's getting too hard to do because my body is failing.
That's why I'm single. Cheers to fuckin life.

>>737489686
damn, that's an impressively large number of massively overpriced gut rot n one photo

>>737492542
Man I watched dungeon porn with her on my phone, I don't think I act entirely like a neckbeard around her

>>737488780
Cheaper

>>737492545
Why did you think you could be with her for the rest of your life in the first place? Did infatuation take over your brain? Did you marry her in that phase? That always fades. When it does that's when you decide if you want to make a commitment like that.

>>737492654
Well you should have made a move then. If she's watching porn with you she wants you to fuck her. I've been there too.

>>737492545
There is only one deciding factor and that is how miserable you are with this person, the longer you leave it the harder it will get. When you feel this way things only get worse and never better

Because I'm antisocial and fat, although I cucked away this one chick with fat tits from her big dick bf she had at the time

>>737488780
cause i've had 2 the past 3½ years - need a break

>>737492654
KEK

Getting new pussy will help out with the dullness in your marriage. I just buy escorts because its exciting and i don't have any emotional attachments.

>>737492698
We married pretty early compared to most, so that's more than likely the reason

And I'm sure it's because of that reason that I'm getting infatuated with someone else while going through all this

I do she's pretty cool, but honestly I've treated her like shit over the years.I don't think she loves me anymore and I've being working really hard to make it up to her. The only problem is her sex drive is basically non existent and every now and then when I'm rejected I lose my shit and say real mean shit to her, it just undoes everything and I can tell she hates me. I wish I didn't get so pissed off but it's so hard being rejected often.

>>737492876
And that's what I'm most afraid of, that it'll just keep going down hill. Once it started rolling I never imagined it stopping and it hit me like a brick wall. Not sleeping or eating really so she knows something is wrong with me

>>737493404
A year from now you can either look back with a sigh of relief and know that leaving was the right thing to do, or you will be more trapped than ever and might even have a kid on the way... You know if you can tolerate someone for the rest of your life.

>>737492199
yep, same here. i really really want to quit but i fucking cant. im at the point where if i go more than 8 hours without a drink or 4 i get the shakes. fuck alchohol, i wish i could just enjoy weed, tbh.

>>737488780
Idk

>>737493921
I hate weed just as much. As my wise old crackhead neighbour said, eventually you realize there are no good drugs.

I do but I'm starting to wish I didn't.

>>737493781
She wants kids fairly soon too, when we get more financially settled. And it wasn't until these feelings started creeping up that I decided that I don't want her to bear my children.

I just don't know how to do it, or how to start I guess. We've been arguing more recently and she sees that I'm almost never as happy-go-lucky as I used to be

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>>737489125
people like you guys who post this shit online, i have to thank you because i dodged marriage in a 3+ year relationship. after reading enough cautionary tales regarding marriage, i bailed on her and started just casually dating/fucking other girls

best decision i ever made. for you guys, i can only imagine how shitty it is for you and i feel bad for you. if i were in that situation id probably kill myself, but because people like you constantly exposing how shitty marriage is i avoided it

>>737488780
Bc I don't own enough money to own that kind of property

Because I'm generally unpleasant to be around

>>737488780
Why would someone else like me? I don't even like myself. And, besides, as a 29 year old fat virgin neet who still lives with his parents I have nothing to offer and I think it's past my time to date anyway.

>>737494243
Even after this experience I still feel like I could marry someone and find someone that special. To each his own, and maybe I idealize marriage way more than I should, but as long as you're happy then best of luck to you m8

>>737492654
>watched dungeon porn with her on my phone
neckbeard detected

>>737494508
She suggested it

>>737494238
There is no easy way to do it, just be clear, cold and sure. Move out as soon as possible and make it clear to her that this is the end. You will feel like shit for a while but eventually, it will be much better.

>>737494538
doesn't change the fact that you need to shave your neck

>>737488780
I have two

>>737494596
>tfw I actually do rn

>>737494628
acceptance is the first step to recovery

>>737488780
Because acne fucks my self esteem

>>737494712
I shave when I leave my house....

;_;

>>737494773
>I shave when I leave my house....
So, once a week..

>>737494846
Yeah pretty much

>>737494846
Kek.

because im a piece of shit that doesnt deserve any type of human contact.

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>>737489099
This and too lazy to put any real effort to get one

Because the last one really put me off of the idea.

>>737494046
hes right. sobrity is the best bet. lets just try to keep our anonymous internet exchange in mind when were buying our next drink. were not alone, brother. and there is support out there if we choose to accept it. Good luck

>>737494561
Thanks man, don't have anyone close enough to talk to about this stuff or anyone even close to the same situation I'm in. Just felt good to tell someone, and I appreciate the advice. I just can't imagine it getting better at this point and that's all that keeps replaying in my head.

>>737488780
Because I’d rather be single than with an ugly girl and the hot ones don’t want me.

>ended my relationship a few days ago

Because I'm moving across the country in a week and didn't want to do long-distance

>>737495083
Yeah I'm really going to try and give my self the biggest kick in the ass I've ever had. No ones gonna do it for me. Hope you manage to do the same for yourself.

>>737494406
i think later when i want kids i could do it, but i feel like its a minefield. you really have to stay on top of your game to keep your wife in line and not getting lazy or bitchy, i wonder if its worth all the effort

>>737488780

Because my wife of 17 years won't let me. Why don't you Anon?

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>>737488780
I HAVE ONE AND I HATE HER.

>>737488780
Because I'm fat and awkward and can't get one

>>737495373
dump her.

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>>737495373
ALSO I FUCK HOES ON THE SIDE.