Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc

bumo

>be me
>see job posting on craigslist for a graphic design position at a start up company
>still in school but need to go on a job interview as part of my final grade
>barely have anything to show in my portfolio
>still apply
>get a call back a few days later
>bring my half assed portfolio to the interview
>they love it and tell me I'd be a good fit
>can't accept the job because I'm still in school
>have about a month left in the semester before I graduate
>offer to work part time but they need somebody full time
>they email me a week later saying I made a strong impression but my availability hurt my chances
>finish school and call the company a month after graduating
>the girl they hired instead of me is horrible apparently and they are interested in bringing in somebody else
>go in for another interview
>get the job
>new boss accidentally sends me dick pictures
>play it off as a meme because its my first day
>keeps "accidentally sending me dick pictures"
>take the bait and blow him in his office
>fired for sexual harassment a week later

>posted ad selling books for community college course
>selling them for about $100 cheaper than all the other listings
>just want the books gone and to avoid the haggling bullshit
>get email from some guy wanting to meet at Walmart parking lot for the listed price
>meet him there
>immediately tries to cut the price in half
>tell him I'm selling it for the listed price and the ad said no haggling, bottom line deal
>still tries to jew me
>throw the book into a puddle by the cart collector area and drive off

Craigslist is full of fucking jews

Bummmp

As a gay man that HIV and herpes from a cheating partner I tend to find hook ups with cheaters just to give them the herpes and HIV if I can

>>737489524
>>737489441

HAH Wtf u slut!

>>737487940
Yo
> be ME right now
> me 21 girl 22
> she wanna ride me like a roller coaster she said
> but noe that you said that I aint gettin aid tonight

>>737490379
>>737490592
Just stop

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>>737490592

>>737490658
Stop wut?!

>>737490068
>>737490109
>>737490178
Story?

>>737489441
>>new boss accidentally sends me dick pictures
>>keeps "accidentally sending me dick pictures"
Why didn't you report that as sexual harassment?

>>737487940
I posted saying I was a little dick faggot and was looking for a hung guy to dominate and humiliate me. I hooked up with a married guy my age who has a big dick. He didn't dominate me, though. He treats me with decency and respect. He always tells me when he's about to cum. We've been FWB for about 2 years now.

Get home drunk one night with wife. Post ad to show her off and jerk to her with random. Gets deleted after one reply. Dude lags, I fuk wife and then go to sleep.

>>737496597
Pics?

>>737496597
That sounds about right

>>737497060
lol

>>737490750
I'm having a hard time reading that

>>737496843
Lol no pics, nothing happened =/

>>737498831
Then how would you have shown off your wife? No wonder your ad got deleted.

>>737487940
>hit up this wsm girl from a neighboring college town
>she was mad lonely or some shit living out of state
>she drove an hr one night to come over
>but didnt want the sexes
>took her to a show with some fun people
>she wasnt down with the coke and drinking
>quiet and shrugging the whole time
>meh tier personality and uneasy, but smashable
>couldnt get her nekked

Dead inside bitch

>>737499270
Is she dead now Anon?

Back in 2009 I was trolling CL to buy cheap tools. The economy was in the toilet and tools could be had for pennies on the dollar. Setup a meeting to buy some stuff from a guy who was laid off and needed money for his mortgage. Meet at his house and he pulls a shotgun on me. Explain who I am and then we end up getting drunk at his house and he BBQd dinner for me.

I'm straight looking to suck a big cock - m4m (I'm hosting)

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/cas/6200122686.html

>>737490354
A horribly slow painful death would be too good for you.

>>737499917
>straight
>looking to suck a big cock
jej

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> fixing old house
> tear down brick BBQ grill in back yard
> outside bricks are fucked, but firebrick lining is OK
> find more firebricks randomly laying in the landscaping
> list all firebricks as "free, you pick up" on CL
> get two texts and a call, 3 different people are interested
> second guy lives close, shows up
> load all the bricks into his trunk
> he drives off happy

pic related

>>737487940
>Be me bi bottom
>Short and cute, tall guys seem to have a thing for me
>Post ad, get reply close by
>Go to his house, gives me full massage, with oil
>I suck him, he fucks me, comes in my face
>Go back next day
>same thing, now he's calling me boy
>Start calling him daddy
>on my back with his 7 in cock in me, start jerking off
>I come all over myself with him inside me
>he screams, and drops a huge load inside me
>wrap my legs around him while he kisses me

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Sissy here

I've been fucked and taken advantage of multiple times by guys on Craigslist. I love it so much.

>>737502291
Stories?

>>737502206
arousing. moar?

I've given a bj, fucked a strange man, got a footjob from a bitchy black chick, fucked a 40 yo hooker and a trap and later came in a chicks mouth, all from Craigslist. AMA

>>737505096
Tell us about each experience

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love-cl
I'm-a-rich-late-30s-guy-who-enjoys-getting-free-stuff-from-cl

>>737505644
thread might not last long enough for all but pick one you are particularly interested in

>friend/colleague doesn't show up one day for work
>anyone know what happened to Brad?
>Nope
>get a call from county jail a few hours later
>Brad needs to be picked up after arraignment
>boss tells me to go get him
>wtf happened bro?
>well I decided to play a joke on Steve
>put an ad on craigslist that said "just got evicted everything in my house is free"
>a mob showed up and stole everything including the hot water heater and all the copper pipes
>Steve called the police to try to get help
>police called the landlord
>too late
>hose was gutted
>Who posted the CL ad?
>police show up at my house 4 in the AM and drag me out of bed
>court in 6 weeks

Brad wound up with 2 years parole and an order to pay $50,000 in damages

>>737506289
The more you have to say, the longer the thread lasts

>>737489524
If you don't want to haggle, eBay is right over there ->

>>737487940
>be me
>be guy
>realise after first time going to Craglost Craogslist sucks goatdicks
>be me
>see cragfag thred
>realize OP is megaFag
>hashtag socialmedia kill sellf

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Me and my gf have had multiple guys come over and fuck her at separate occasions. It's hard to find acceptable and reliable ones but it's hot

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>>737506531
#killsellf

>>737506531
This faggot gets it.

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I never find any real woman on here. It's sounds hot to just arrange something with a random stranger, but it seems they are all spam trying to steal my identity.

Any pros have tips or tricks? Here are some tits for your efforts.

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>>737506936
>real woman
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHH!

>>737502291
Kik?

>>737507288
Fair enough.

>>737506633
Same; GF and I do this often

>>737487940
I bought a nice mountain bike on it.

>>737489524
>Craigslist is full of fucking jews
Yeah, blame CraigsList for your lack of a spine.

sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/cas/6194554660.html
>I post under here. Cause. Phsylogical conditoons are not. Genders
>So it says I am a someone. Which I am.

>be bicurious
>16
>want to try giving a blowjob
>guy sends pic, he's really hung
>meet up with him
>he's older and fat, didn't look like in the picture
>fuckthis.jpg
>start to get out of his car but he grabs my wrist and says wait
> puts my hand down his pants
>picture was him, just an older picture
>fine
>he drives me out in the middle of nowhere
>start blowing him
>he's about 8 inches while hard
>gets out of the car and sits on the hood of it
>tells me to pull my pants down
>we'd already agreed no anal, tell him that
>he said he just wanted to see my cute little butt
>fine.jpg
>he grabbed my waist and started to pull me down on his lap
>stood up
>he grabbed my arm and twisted it behind my back then slammed me down on the hood of his car
>the spit had almost entirely dried off at this point, and he was really hung, and I had never taken it in the ass before
>he fucked me, really hard for about 15 minutes and finished in me
>he drove off, left me there
>had to walk about 2.5 miles home, bleeding and leaking
>went in the shower
>sat in the fetal position and cried while bleeding and leaking his cum

Never again.

>bi guy
>dry spell
>see ad from older guy offering blow jobs
>right down the street from my office
>arrange to meet him during lunch
>get to his place
>luxury apartment on 12th floor overlooking river
>has me drop my pants and sit in chair
>starts sucking my cock
>pretty good for an older dude
>takes hits of poppers, goes deep throat
>sucks, poppers, deep throat
>rinse and repeat
>pushes my legs back and starts rimming me
>feels good
>hands me a lollipop and tells me to suck it
>suck it while he sucks and rims me
>takes lollipop from me and starts fucking my ass with it
>fucks my ass while he blows me, takes lollipop out and sucks it, then fucks my ass with it again
>all the while he's taking hits off the popper bottle
>finally sucks my cock until I cum, lollipop sticking out of my ass
>during all this he has me take pictures of him sucking my cock
>say thanks, pull up my pants and leave
>all afternoon my butt cheeks are stuck together from the sticky lollipop juice
>have to tear my underwear off my ass hair when I get home
>that was about six months ago
>still see his ad up, using pictures of him sucking my cock
>may drop him a note to see him again

>>737510777
>still see his ad up, using pictures of him sucking my cock
kek

>browse CL looking to get laid
>see ad from girl looking for a generous guy
>yeah, I know the score
>trade emails and get her pic
>average girl, not fat but a little weight on her
>agree to meet at my place
>$100. she says "nothing kinky"
>OK
>she comes over
>she's nervous, asks where/how we want to do this
>offer her a glass of wine and she accepts
>take her into the bedroom
>clothes off
>start with her kneeling in front of me blowing me
>I push it a little and start face fucking her
>she's gagging but keeps going
>on the bed and start fucking her
>she's kind of a dead fuck
>flip her over and finger fuck her ass
>she's still dead
>use some lube and fuck her ass until I cum
>take condom off and have her clean my cock
>15 minutes later I'm hard again and have her get on top and ride me
>pretty lame so I get her on her back and fuck her again
>no condom, bust inside her
>it's been a little over two hours now and I say we're done
>she asks if she can have her money
>give her $125
>she's thankful for the extra money and leaves
>obviously she's not a professional
>call her up a week later
>she says she's not doing it any more. I was her first "trick" and she just needed the money
>month later she calls and asks if I still want to meet
>another two hours of sex for $125

>>737511396
Pics?

>>737512297
was 5 years ago and lost when last computer shit the bed

>>737506936
Exactly this. All fake con artists.

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>be me
>work for building materials company
>access to all kinds of scrap lumber
>gather up scrap red oak
>build dresser
>post ad on c/l
>sell dresser for $500

pic related

>see ad in strictly platonic
>woman looking to chat with guy
>she's in neighboring state
>has a picture
>she has tats
>someone posts that she's trash for having tats
>since I like tats on girls I send her a note saying I like them
>she writes back saying she has several
>tell her I'd like to see them
>she send s me 5 pics, three of then nudes showing her tats (among other things)
>tell her she looks nice
>back and forth for a month or so
>she's divorced, 30-ish, two kids (decent body for two kids)
>I'm going to be in her state to visit my brother and she invites me to stop by to meet
>visit bro, the swing by her place about 7 at night
>pictures must have been recent since she looks just like the pictures
>take her and her kids out for ice cream
>back to her place, she puts kids to bed
>we have a couple of drinks
>end up in her bedroom
>nice sex. blows me, I go down on her, she rides me
>about 2 in the morning I leave
>stay in touch with her but never in that state again

before you ask for pics, Im on my work computer and pics are on my home computer

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>>737509108
Same, always looking for new cock

>>737514073
>4chan
>Work

You know IT stores the addresses you visit after collecting them from the business modem, right?

>>737513842

nice job

>>737514457
8 people in my company
whoever knows how to turn a computer on is the "IT manager"
I am the "IT manager"

>>737510574
My sides. You little bitch boy deserved it. If you can't fight off an older fat guy you secretly wanted it.

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>>737490354

>>737514718
Lol, fair enough, if you got it covered.

Sometimes I see people get fired at larger businesses because they have a private office and no interaction with anybody so they think they can look at porn without getting caught.

Next thing you know:
>Anon, we have over 2 weeks of you looking at this huge list of porn websites.

I'm a single white male in great shape with an abnormally big cock. I have to get condoms shipped in online because the ones at the store don't fit.

I regularly meet couples and fuck wives / girlfriends. It's so easy. I met solid 7 - 9s every time.

I just don't always go for it because I'm afraid of disease. You can still get herpes with a condom on.

>>737510777
does the lollipop in your asshole made you horny

>>737513842
this is the nicest and most inspiring story in the thread, you did good. also, I always wanted to be a carpenter or something but my parents wouldn't have it, so I got a degree and shit and don't feel accomplished lmao

>>737487940
Went through a fag phase when I was 15, posted my ass on craigslist and hooked up with the first black guy who responded. Spent an hour with him at a motel. a few weeks later I made another post was blowing another dude in a library with in 30 minutes, never found out my age, only regret is that I never blackmailed them for shit.

>>737510574
A similar story happened to me but also my guy started giving me orders. I did it again

>>737510574
wow, what you get for being moronic, I did the same thing but brought a weapon and only agreed to meet somewhere and not there place or car. faggot.

>>737513842
Sweet

>>737517710
>but also my guy started giving me orders

elaborate?

>>737518160
He started telling me to get naked while he was driving. He wanted to take some pics of me. He pissed on me while we were out of the car and some others

>>737517062
thanks, anon.

i'm no carpenter.

i have an associate's in drafting. i'm a CAD designer/CNC programmer for building materials company.

i build stuff in my garage. some i keep. some i sell. some i give away.

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>>737506409

Glorious

>>737518274
>some others

Go on...

>>737519495
He made me go home without panties, he made me show him my girlfriends pics and calling her while I was ducking his dick. At the end, he made me meet some of his friends and they laughed when they saw me...

>>737519658
>He made me go home without panties

You wore panties?

>>737520046
Yes, his request. My gf's panties

>>737513842
Fuck yeah man, do the same thing, just don't work for a materials company. Take all the wood scraps from essentially every job and build stuff

>>737517062
I am a carpenter, but did the opposite. Parents wanted me to go to school, but I've always loved working with my hands. Mechanic, electrician, carpenter, plumber, well anything in a house, any material I can do it, fix it. It's satisfying knowing anything that breaks you can fix, replace or upgrade. And in carpentry, when shit pisses you off, you can always just break that board in half and go throw it in the woods, back where if belongs with it's family, or start a fire

>>737501735
that's the kind of story i like to read! thanks anon

>>737509557
Are you retarded he didnt sell the book to him. How is it spineless to stick to what he said in the ad?

>>737509318
good story! thanks anon

>>737490853
Nigger

>>737490354
Do you assume everyone is a cheater or do you make sure they are a cheater first? If its the latter i respect you

>>737514073
>strictly platonic
heh heh

Met a cougar on craigslist when i was 14. Lost my virginity to her.

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>>737487940
When I was 15 i started hooking up with older guys on Craigslist. Took maybe 3 meetings before the I got fucked the first time. Got into the guys van, he made me suck him hard then he fucked me missionary position and blew on my face. He was 9" too, I think 41 yo too. He knew I was underage and kept coming back for like a year and a half.

>>737514073
Pics?

>>737506633
>>737509108
>>737514344
pathetic...

>>737506936
dont.... :/ find a nice chick that will repeatedly fuck you. going for the lowest hanging fruits will just put you in the line of fire for stds and generally unpleasent experiences...

>>737520095
We need the full story.

>>737502291
where do you stay?

>>737514344
where do you stay anon?

>be 16
>posted add on CL
>claimed I have a small black cock
>get a reply from a polish babe
>talk to her about details such as a/s/l
>she lives far away from my location and I don't have a car
>disconnect with the polish babe
>months go by and its the summer holidays
>receive phone call from a close friend
>friend told me that the polish babe was looking for me
>dafuq
>I didn't give this girl my name or personal details
>so many questions popped up in my head
>never used craigslist again

>>737522252
Sorry, English isn't my first language so I can't write very well. Ask me questions and I will answer

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>>737487940
>be me 23
>have virgin sexy AF Indian GF who wants to wait
>be horny mofo
>post M4W ad on CL (I Know you get 99% Spam)
>Post in ad I'm well hung, because I am. 8" master race white boi
>Get email "hey"
>respond.exe
>she really responds and seems real
> ask for pic in case I'm not interested
>she's a hot Korean chick
>she said she never had a big cock and wants to try
>GF went home for a few days
>fuck.exe
>cum fast from super tight korean pussy
>Give her my best oral game for 5 min
>get hard and fuck the shit out of her for 30 min
>cums on my dick and tells me she was disappointed she couldn't make me cum twice
>pussy makes loud farting noise a few minutes after sex
>never see her again because Indian GF fucks me next week.

cock pic related.

>>737506633
Yea its crazy! Giving away free pussy/ blowjobs and guys don't show up or even let you know they pussied out.

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Wife fucking a guy we found on craigslist

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Wife sucking diffrent craigslist guy

>>737524365
You should just kill yourself

Love Craigslist. Always has what I'm looking for when I need a fuck. I have a thing for woman in sexless marriages and being neglected.

>>737510198
I kinda wanna mess with this guy lol

h

>>737489441
Things that happened #81,394

Not this.

>>737487940
They shut down rants and raves for Vancouver Canada. I used to browse it now and then and some guy was making threats and others freaking out over chemtrails. Maybe the local gov asked craig to shut it down.

>>737525187
>some guy was making threats

What kind of threats?

>>737526166
Can't remember.

>>737526239
Do you remember how long ago?

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>>737527212
About a year ago. Why? You a cop thats gonna investigate the poster?

I'm currently looking for a place to live on Craigslist. Fuck my life.

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>>737490354
Hello short sihted retard

What you are inadvertantly doing is also giving an innocent 3rd party stds, perpetuating what you are bitching about.

You are going to end up in jail

Someone else is eventually going to not give a fuck and press charges.

You are the cancer you bitch about.

>>737487940
I can't find anyone on CL, I think I might be ugly???

What do you guys think, this is me:

https://www.pornhub.com/users/opalnova/videos/public

I just created the pornhub like yesterday.

>>737499845
That guy knows how to party

>>737524450
shut up loser if you dont like it go somewhere else

>>737514344
Your gf has a nice ass, moar?

>>737506633
>>737509108
Cucks

>>737514344
That is perfection

>>737527421
My guess is that the cops did all the investigating they needed to. I was just curious.

>>737515659
not at all. never tried it before, don't plan on it again.

maybe it was a child/daddy thing?