Post your secrets. The deeper, the darker, the better.

>>737478588
I fongered my mom's car friend

Fongered

>>737478588
my brother was a complete faggot and treated me like shit every day of my life (continuing well into adulthood because he never grew the fuck up)

Instead of fighting back, because I was a mixture of nice/complete pussy, I did a bunch of shit that routinely got his ass beat by our parents. He was constantly blamed for shit that I did, and I loved every second of it.

One time he got slapped so fucking hard in the face he almost lost some fucking teeth. He shut down completely and I just stared at him, trying not to smile- it would have given everything away.

Let me tell you that even if I was the one sabotaging him, he absolutely deserved it.

He's a worthless piece of shit and I'm just waiting for the day he ODs and dies, so I can live a happy, full life.

When I was about 9 or 10 I would take my 7ish year old step sister out in the woods and make her take off her pants and I would dry hump her vagina til I orgasmed. Would also make out with her at that age. Is that normal or not? We lost touch over the years wonder if she's ever told anyone about that or kept it inside?

I sexually molested / raped my friend when she was completely drunk and passed out

>>737479596
what kind of panties was she wearing?

>>737479527
seems fine to me but normal is subjective.

got a mega folder of girls that i know, been in my class/same school/same city/ and some self made candid of them aswell. got about 30-40 girls in there and it's abou 46 gb big. I recently took some candid of one subject and i have been on hte hunt for candid of her for ages. the adrenalin when you are standing behind and just clicking away on that camera is amazing

>>737480025
POST SOME!

>>737480025
I'm guessing you don't have a single upskirt or pantyshot in those 46 gigabytes.

Nothing even remotely pornographic, yet you still act so proud of yourself for beating off to fully clothed women.

Fucking betas.

>>737479596
story

>>737480347
Well with this day and age yoga pants and leggings kinda show the whole add dumbass and if you're lucky you may get a panty/thong line

>>737480460
Ass*

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>>737480220
how can i minimize the size of a pic, currently 5 mb big...
>>737480347 it's also called a fetisch dumbass

>>737480460
women still wear skirts, you fucking pussy.

your generation gets off to being cheated on with someone from my generation.

>>737480559
*fetish

beta.

I have a fetish for actual god damn nudity.

>>737480559
>how can i minimize the size of a pic, currently 5 mb big..

irfanview

I currently have two gfs and only one knows it.
I don't see it as right but i can't find an alternative

One time I gave this guy a glass of Pepsi and told him it was Coka. He had no idea.

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>>737480573
>your generation gets off to being cheated on with someone from my generation

Made my ex gf fap to cp, she cried afterwards. Anyone else have their gf fap to cp?

>>737480793
Cold blooded.

>>737478588
My secret is I know exactly who I am.
And while that sounds for the best in life, I tell you it's certainly for the worst. It is the most painful, arduous, and disgusting feeling. I have so much to work for. I know I'm going to fail many times, repeatedly. I hate who I am and I wish I wasn't. Being stuck within is like being without. Without love. Without hate. Without. I've never felt true happiness or hatred or love. The only time I'm happy is when I'm close to death. The only thing I hate is me. The only thing I love is destroying myself. I don't want to be who I am, I want to become who I admire. I wish I was as beautifully minded as I know I should be. But I cannot. Excuse I know who I am.
And I tell you, the worst is knowing exactly who you are.

>>737480851
>things that never happened
0/10

>>737480920
Gaaaay

>>737480851
well that got stale fucking quick

>>737480920

look man just join the anime club at your highschool and bang a 2/10 you'll understand your place a bit more

>>737480793
you're a menace consider an hero

I really want to date a girl who is serious about incest

I really love to drink my wife's pee! It turns me on so much when she pisses on my face and in my mouth!

>>737481243
a gf who will roleplay or do you want the baggage of a molested gf?

>>737480559
another subject gfycat dot com slash ImpressionableSingleFlycatcher

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I want to share my wife with friends or a couple of guys rides their cocks while she sucks mine m picture is her

>>737481333
Both honestly

>>737480419
Started out as a game of "never have I ever." When we were both 16-17 years old and I took my father's alcohol.

She ended up getting real drunk after about 20 minutes (she was worried because this was her first time getting fucked up according to her) she passed out and I sat on my bed as she laid there passed out for an hour. I decided to have some fun and start out slow, feeling around and "exploring." Exploring turned into me pulling down her pants to about her knees and basically raping her. She would come in and out of sleep and she tried to resist but it wasn't hard to over take her. After finishing inside her I cleaned her up, took her home (neither one of our families were in town) and the next day we had breakfast and she didn't remember a thing. All she asked was why she felt sore and if she had undressed at any time, I said she didn't of course and I didn't know why she was sore.

That was about a year ago and she has moved away since then, I think about it so much and I can remember it like it was yesterday

>>737480920
>yfw you realise that the worst thing you can do to yourself is keep living, because you KNOW that you deserve to suffer...

I like being blackmailed

>>737481398
Been through that with a girl myself, anon. It has its ups and downs.

>>737481393
ew keep them to yourself, god damn.

I have a legit hit list of people im going to kill, including my mother.

Just have to find a way to poison them or something.

>>737478588
i accidentally stole my bosses wallet like 20 minuets ago

>>737481649
I could only imagine, but I like damaged girls so

I get off on groping my girl while she's in a deep sleep without waking her up. The best part is when I'm able to slowly her hand onto my cock.

>>737481760
wow its really cool that you work in a ballroom anon

I found out at 16 to my shock horror at the time that my mom loves anal.

>>737479527
That's pretty weird desu anon
Seeing how her parents haven't castrated you yet I presume she hasn't told anyone

>>737481798
Me too, apparently. Don't get me wrong, I think the taboo stuff is hot af

I give out my gf's pics, vids and info just to be blackmailed

I sucked a guy's dick that I met on Craigslist

>>737482141
got any panty pics?

>>737482223
I go everything. But i am currently under blackmail by two guys

>>737481403
Describe her looks.
Was she shaved?
Did she get wet?
Play with her ass?
Suck on nipples?

>>737482056
Story?

>>737480920
kys

>>737482350
post 'em faggot

>>737482141
Age?

>>737482587
Walked past my parents bedroom door one night and heard my mom say "I actually got my period this morning but I want you to still do my ass or do you just want head" I blocked that shit out for a long time.

my grandfather used to get drunk as fuck and dressed like a whore. he even used wigs and shit

>>737482122
Ikr, anything taboo turns me on, and the more taboo the better, I have no limits but it's basically impossible to find a like minded girl.

>>737478588
I fucked your mom

>>737480460
Fuckin pathetic

>>737482993
I had the girl for you then. Dated a girl for about 6mths that grew up in one of those nudist colony places and it happens a lot apparently, Dad and both her brothers fucked her all the time and she got shared out to other guys with daughters also. I once asked her when she lost her virginity? Boy that was a mistake which sent me down the rabbit hole, she said she didn't know and for as long as she could remember her Dad and brothers doing sex stuff with her.

>>737481935
she knows, she just doesnt want/know how to bring it up

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Im almost 22 now, and still cant get laid.
Every single fucking day its the first thing on my mind and it literally eats me away at every second.

I just want to blow my brains out and stop this fucked torture

>>737483239
Why aren't you still together? Sounds like she'd be down to start an incest family

>>737483416
I can help you.

>>737481627
hey again bb.
remember what you had to bring today?

I have jerked off to this vid many times idk why
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph587c9789c466e

>>737483551
You sure about that?

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>>737481393
Last one

>>737483548
She was flaky as fuck! try to make plans and then never show then out of the blue she would just show up late some nights fuck like crazy then be totally gone by the time I woke up. She was just swinging in the breeze I have know idea what happened to her or where she went, tried to call her one day and here number was disconnected and then never saw her again after that.

Literally the only reason I want to live by myself is for all the fucked up sexual things I'm into that would be impossible to do with family or room mates in the house.

I want to have a dedicated BDSM room, a big dog, etc.

>>737483918
Yes

>>737484014
Okay that's kinda fucked up, I guess it goes with the territory huh

>>737484157
Im in a pretty fucked up position, but lets hear your advice

>>737483239
was there a mother in this insane family? Did she even try to stop her family from fucking their daughter?

>>737484207
Yeah I tried to calm her down and give her some stability but she just didn't take.

I dated a girl that "liked the look of dicks inside panties" that bought me three pairs of women's panties to wear before/during sex. We didn't date very long but having a girl rub your dick and lick it through a pair of thin panties feels fucking amazing.

I'm not a trap/crossdresser, but I still occasionally wear those panties she bought me when I masturbate just because they feel nice against my dick and remind me of getting a lot of blowjobs while wearing them. Her thing was she'd always want to suck my dick for an hour if I had them on so she could admire the look of it I guess. I'm not really sure what turned her on about it honestly.

>>737483600
That's not this thread's resident blackmail slut.

I'm a straight married man but sometimes I fantasize about trading bodies with a woman and experiencing life from a female perspective. (especially sex;))

>>737479383
So what did you do to him exactly anon?

>>737484424
Hrmm, I still think I want a girl like that, even just to have fun with for a while

>>737484387
Tell me your situation. I am not interested in you making excuses for every thing I say. Add throwaway email if you like.

>>737478588
I shit in the copier.

>>737484571
Oh what's my name? It's a totally normal name.

I like Asian chicks

Also, I prefer sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>737482843
14

>>737484407
It was weird from what she told me she hated her Mother the most you would think she'd hate the guys but she still talk with her brothers and father sometimes If I remember correctly mostly to ask for money would be my guess, but the mother was wasn't involved in the abuse but she let it happen as most of the guys would swap daughters.

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>>737478588
I banged a taboo old bitch few hours ago ugly af

lmao this reminds me of this time an old friend pulled me aside after smoking and proceeded to tell me his fucking life story
>btw friend is a fucking autist manchild
>and his dad is a mean ass drunk
>anyway when friend was like 6
>dad dresses like a woman when hes wasted
>religious wife and kids call him this womans name
>daria or darlene or something. real name was dwayne
>everyone tells him how pretty he is
>dad mommy or second mommy or some shit
>then when friend is 9
>some kids outside tell him to suck their dick
>asks mom what a dick is
>tells him its nothing, thats his tail
>has younger sister
>1 or 2 years younger
>do everything but fuck from like 10-15 years old
>realize what sex is and stop doing stuff
>now friend is 24 year old virgin
>last year he was torturing his cat
>he realized what he was doing and gave cat to shelter
>confessed to me
>ghosted him
>almost definitely still a virgin and now no friends
this is why ppl should be screened for bad genes before being allowed to procreate

>>737483271
Thats even hotter

>>737484524
It was weird knowing that had happened to her but we didn't have "extra fun" because of it, wild sex yes but I had that with girls who weren't abused.

>>737484747
oh.

I still love my ex

I wanna rape a girl. I came hands free for the first time ever, and unintentionally to a rape scene in a movie the other night and it is on my mind a lot.

>>737485109
I also cheated on her 3 times.

>>737484457
I apologise. What is the backstory with this one?

>>737484747
her age or yours?

>>737484470
as kids I would basically blame him for doing all sorts of shit like breaking shit or leaving a mess- it escalated to worse shit as we got older.

He never let up and I was a decent kid aside from this undying hatred for my brother. I was trusted implicitly by parents since I never got in trouble at all. I used that to fucking ruin him.

>>737484646
It's c-carrot.

I really miss getting fucked by dogs, haven't been able to ever since I had to move.

>>737478588
I dressed up as a women twice. Never done it since cause I'm scared to awaken more.

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>>737484541
9th grade social outcast, right out of the gates.
Cant stand the retarded bullshit and outright petty thinking of every goddamn twat that I went to school with. No, im not fat, no im not some loser neckbeard animae purveyor.

Im a normal guy with offbeat/uncultured thinking.

11th and 12 grade, 95% of classmates are male engineering students, femals are all potatoes in that department as well. I graduate with a very small social circle, consisting of only my closest and likeminded friends. They share the same beliefes and views as I do.

Fast forward 2 more years, i now work in delivery, virtually no coworkers or social interaction. I feel weird just walking up to random strangers and making the small talk bullshit. It never goes farther, and thats just it. A talk with a stranger that never went farther.

I feel like a loser every day.

Threatened to shoot school, not b8, ifunny: evil_breadv3

>>737485006
lol i agree, just thought id give a heads up. typically unless someones on drugs or extremely drunk, touching their genitals wakes them up almost immediately, its like a reflex

ive been lusting after my wives best friend for some time now. I'm obsessed with the idea of fucking her.

>>737485211
Get help. Jail sucks.

>>737485041
Would she let you do anything to her? I think that's partly want a damaged girl who has like no self esteem so I can do everything I wanted to her

>>737485223
No clue. I'm chatting with our normal blackmail slut right now and she said she didn't post in here.

>>737484463
I also fantasise about trading bodies with a female, but I would want to experience lesbian sex only. The idea of being eaten out by another girl turns me on like nothing else

>>737485573
I dont think i would do it like the scene i saw. Too extreme and public. Maybe just in private, in bed with a girl and she tells me no and i do it anyway.

>>737485593
>not wanting to get gangbanged by 6 black stallions
faggot

>>737484439
You got trained to crossdress, like the faggot you are.

>>737481154
kek'd hard

>>737485687
kek thats the same crime retard

>>737485582
Didn't realise anyone had got in contact outside of here. She deliver in private?

I used to be a Sgt in the Army. I got back from Afghanistan and my wife had one of my soldiers' come to the gym, he brought his wife. So, I befriended him and his wife. Wound up fucking his wife for about a year. In his bed, his house, ate her pussy on his kitchen table, my house..my back porch...everywhere.

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I have 2 gfs. One for 3 years and one for 10. They both kinda know about each other and I am doing a juggling act everyday. I love them both very much and I realize I need to make a choice.

>>737485793
It's just underwear mate. It holds your junk in place and helps with hygiene. Who cares if they're panties or boxers? Same fucking thing.

>>737485900
>both kinda know about each other
pls explain

and nice dubs

>>737485575
Yep! 100% no limits at all it was actually really weird to go to my limit but not even come close to hers she actually liked pain not the playful kind real pain, I slapped her so hard once (she asked me to do it) that it fucked my hand up more than her face but she wanted more.

>>737485872
No shit. The point is, it would be her word against mine but we both know i forced her legs open and did it anyway. Honestly, id be fine with a girl who agrees to be raped like a rape fantasy.

>>737485925
You get off on wearing them because she made you. The fact that you can't see that is hilarious.

>>737485353
Do you imagine your situation unique or rare?
>It isn't.
Your affliction is very very common these days. A crippling social anxiety that gets worse each day the shit feeds itself.
>Every loneliness is a pinnacle
What are these unique views and beliefs that set you apart from everyone? Do you think they make you better than others? Does that make you an elitist?
>They don't
>It does.
Do you really want help? I told you I could do it. It is easy. Your story isn't unique and your situation isn't that complicated.

>>737485925
agreed mate. plus panties are universally sexier than boxers or briefs. just cos youre a dude doesnt mean you cant feel sexy. you do you anon

>>737485687
Get a slut who likes role-play. Trust me. Jail sucks. Saw some guys come in like Burt Reynolds and leave like Richard Simmons.

My best friend has cum in my wife's pussy more than I have.

>>737485883
Fuck her ass?
She swallow your cum?
Still happening?

>>737486064
I got my dick sucked almost every single day for six or seven months by a woman just for slipping on a small triangle of cotton and lace.

How many times have you had your dick sucked? Never right?

>>737486121
Eh, I don't care about looking or feeling sexy, and nobody's going to see me wearing them so I don't know why I would. It's more about enjoying the fabric and remembering all the previous sex that was had with them on.

>>737485879
If you catch her in the right mood yeah. She and I usually just talk about unrelated stuff though.

>>737486048
do you know what year youre in? a womans testimony against a man, unless theres a large class gap in the mans favor, is basically a guilty verdict. hopefully youll learn to appreciate being raped as much as you enjoy raping

>>737483928
Location?

>>737486238
Probably, but the idea of legit forcing it turns me on so much.

Nobody chose me for a medical residency (I might be stupid). I quit medicine this year and being unemployed and mooching off my gf is the best thing ever.

Been having some social anxiety as of late cause of stuff going on in my personal life and don't know if it got out or not, but in a town this small, I'm sure it did. Also, there is this girl I like, very beutifull and kind and sweet but has her own share of issues to handle. At first I would avoid talking to her, I wasn't feeling well then, then one day went over and we started talking. At first, it was once a week about then every few days then too everyday. Today though, I avoided seeing or talking to anyone, my social anxiety was at a all time high and I felt like crap. I was sitting outside and I seen her outside. I decided to go back inside cause I just really didn't want to talk to anyone. Later on I see her walking by looking at the direction of my house looking worried. All I want to say is sorry I didn't talk to you today, just couldn't handle dealing with people and didn't mean to worry you. Should say it to you in person but you're asleep and like always, I'm awake.

>>737486081
Then why the fuck does it feel that way.

Its not like I havent tried. Everyone always leaves in the end. All my friends have these long lasting relationships and fuck to their hearts content every weekend.

Why am I such an undesireable loser?
And if its not rare and unique, then why is it scoffed at whenever I decide to say anyhing about it?

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I guess I have another secret I haven't told anybody.
Be me. About 11 at night and horny. Looks up overwatch porn on phone. Half way through my knee hits the side of the sink in the bathroom. Kind of loud. I have head phones in so I don't really hear. Moms comes in and sees me accidentally cum on my phone with mercy on it. Mfw I realize I'm in deep shit.

>>737478588
I have a sex slave who "consenually" stays locked in my soundproof basement while being fed only a loaf of bread a day and drugs; primarily mdma and adderall. She has a tv in her room and enjoys the whore life so FBI need not investigate.

>>737486354
The burden of proof is on her regardless. And i have never raped. Only a fantasy of doing it. Finding a girl who role plays sounds like the best idea and have contemplated that even before i posted here.

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>>737486365
South west usa. A picture of her getting fucked by someone else long time ago

>>737486417
It is scoffed at, you tard, because people are assholes. If someone you know had some of the same issues that you have (They do), admitting it would lessen their worth.

One of my best friends does the same shit as you. He goes 5+ years without pussy or so much as a kiss. He is fucking pathetic.
>Feels sorry for himself
Your social anxiety will seriously feed itself and make shit worse every day.

I asked you above if you wanted to fix it, man. Notice you didn't say "yes"?

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>>737485989
Lived with one for 7 years and we fought too much. She bitched,was lazy,and didn't sleep ever. We ended up separating. During that time I met this older chick playing destiny. Quite by accident. I didn't seek her out we just met through mutual buddies. Turned out she was local,really local. So we met and hit it off. All the while I never really broke up with my other gf. I ended up moving in with the new girl and still hanging out/banging my other girl. Been like this for 3 years. During that time my old gf has come over and argued with my new gf. SMH my dad didn't tell me about this shit.

>>737486015
That's hot af, aside from actual snuff I have no hard limits so she sounds perfect, someone that is willing to surrender their body to me compeletely

>>737486387
Try some else. Something legal. It will consume you if you don't talk to someone about this shit.

i cheating on my girlfriend of 3 years.

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>>737486813
Of course I want to fix it. If I had said no, you wouldnt have seen a reply. Please.

All im saying is that all these other fucks out there get laid at like 14, and I sit here feeling pathetic.
I dont act that way. I dont show it. I dont want to be that loser that was never anything special.

It just feels like I get shit on by life more than others. Maybe thats not true, but it sure does feel like it. Im just tired of everyone doing better than I did in every aspect.

It feels downright pathetic. I just want a new life

>>737486866
I'd take it the pic is unrelated

>>737485883
way to be a fucking Jody to your own brother, you piece of shit.

Too bad you didn't die in the sand.

>>737487146
OK. Make a throwaway email and I will help you, man.

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>>737487238
Yes unrelated. If I had the means to leave them both and start over I would.

>>737485582
Jane is busy.

>>737487452
Fine. Im not sure why I need a throw away though. Seems strange.

Uridiumminer@gmail

>>737487746
>Uridiumminer@gmail
You need a throwaway, you goof, some people here don't spam your real fucking email.

>>737486777
Nice, i might could give her a shot make that pussy fall in love with me

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>>737478588
I have a uniform fetish, but I've realized it's rooted in an adoration for 'strong' women. Fucking Obergruppenführer Frau Irene Engel gave me a diamant hard-on in the new Wolfenstein trailer.

>>737487618
Who?

When I was 9 years old (I'm turning 18 in 10 days) I was raped by my female cousin who was 15 at the time. Anyone wanna hear the story?

Tbh

>>737487929
Thats not my main. Its a throwaway.
As requested

>>737485501
it doesnt end well

>>737483928
the jews need to pay for normalizing fucking retarded tattoos like that one.

Tattoos are not inherently degenerate, but when they're as low energy as that, it's like they've marked themselves for the gas chambers as far as I am concerned.

>>737488154
Fuck yes why are you askin

>get paid $200 a month by some 4/10 NEET who collects autismbux so he can fuck me in the ass. No eye contact, no cuddling, kissing, no nothing. Just me bent over his bed passively, playing Pokemon while he just grunts and groans. I'm just the only warm hole available to him.

I get no real pleasure from it. If he cleaned himself up and had confidence, he could easily be a 6/10.

>>737479596
it's ok as long as you bought her dinner

>>737487573
I have two girlfriends.
One i've been dating for years, but we go to college in different states.
The second I met over here and she's perfect for me, but i really care about the other girl too.
I live in constant fear of losing either.

>>737488351
Are you a guy or a girl

>>737481403
not real rape

>>737488351
Why?

>>737488401
you're not his friend, bottom line.

>>737488351
That's literally nothing anon.

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>>737488552
You really need to ask ?

I've killed 38 people.... after 19 i had to actually start my own spread sheet to keep track of the people...

I can't give details, for obvious reasons. But i am family man, white, perfect model citizen... a veteran...

Most of the people in question arn't even known to be missing, i am very careful on who and when i take them.

No bodies, my method is rather creative for dealing with that... If i stopped today It would never be traced back to me...

This is the only post I have ever made about it, and I probably never will talk about it.

This single thing is probably the only way I could ever be caught. However there would still be zero evidence. so even with this confession linking to me... it would be impossible to prove.

Why do i do it?
Honestly its an amazing feeling, and riding the earth of useless trash is a service I preform. Its almost an animal primal feeling when someone submits... and the ones that put up a fight are a challenge to be over come. Afterwards its the feeling a carpenter has after a big job...

Sometimes i like to think of all the humans years and years from now that will never exist because of me... So much trash i have saved... However my task is imposable.

I dream of the day when society breaks down for one reason or again, and the idiocracy consumes itself, leaving the future of earth once again to the open and cooperative minded.

>>737488552
Guy. Pretty dull, boring and average.

>>737488666
He offered. Plus that's $200 less I have to spend.

>>737488723
I walk away with $200. That's something.

I'm addicted to chicken wings, porn and alcohol.
It is time to stop.

>>737482671
What?

>>737482843
23 and 22

They won't take me alive. I guarantee it.

>>737483600
I don't remember

>>737488551
I know exactly what you mean. I tell you. I've spent time thinking about this and we're fucked. Like totally.

>>737488762
So you're a guy

>>737488791
>I walk away with $200. That's something.
It's not, that's almost nothing for a month of ass fucking.

Unless it's one ass fuck for $200, still though.

>>737487146
Just fuck some landwhale and get it overwith, sex is k but not worth sodokuing for.

I'm a heterosexual man but I enjoy receiving anal more than I do normal sex. They're both good, but anal just feels so much better. I realized it when a friend with benefits wanted to finger my ass while sucking my dick, I came harder than I ever had up until that point, and each time it only felt better.

>>737488786
open and cooperative minds got us where we are retard. and youre as much waste as anyone else, our species has become parasitic

>>737488970
It's usually twice a month. The past few months it has been just once.

the first time i jerked off was when i was 10 in my grandma's house

>>737488819
same but with red bull, porn and weed

>>737478588
when I was a kid, I was sold to different people, essentially part of a sex ring. it started when I was about 3-4, I can't even remember when it started

>>737483416
Pussy is good but not worth dying over! Just wait itll happen when you least expect. Me for example... I was 20, virgin, almost 21... felt the same.. then BOOM! I met a girl at a gas station, we talked for 30 seconds, she asked for my number (I didnt believe her at first... Im no looker) but then 4 days later Im losing my virginity. It will happen bro.

>>737489168
do you think its time to open up shop again?

My secret? I think most mental illnesses are a fucking joke. Social anxiety? Have a beer and get over it, OCD? You've survived this long without anything bad happening, do you know how many times you've shook my hand right after I took a shit and look! You're still alive. Depression? Hell! Even the homeless man has something to live for, your life ain't that bad

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Fucked my BF in school once

>>737488970
>488401
You like cock normally?

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, were also fuck buddies for quite a while

>>737482006
underrated post. also are you hot? femanon here.

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>>737489429

>>737489429
Same, in the auditorium.

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I take pictures of chicks when they're sleeping and post profit online

My best friends wife likes to walk around naked when im there and hes at work, i use to fuck her back in the day and when i ask her why she does it, she says she likes the attention.

idk if my friend even gives a fuck cause they got a baby together an shit and hes unhappy as fuck.

should i just ask him to fuck her or what?

I have rape fantasies of a co worker of mine and theyre getting pretty bad as the day goes by so idk what to tell him.

>>737489355
>i have no concept of how the human brain functions

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>>737489504
Fag

>>737489612
Dont ask just go for it if youve done it before.

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>>737489561
Another chick

>>737489711
shoulda known

I fucked a 14yo when I was 17. She was kinda gross but I was horny and desperate. Honestly surprised that she didn't give me anything. I wasn't her first, not even close. Condom broke, shot a load inside her, thankfully on BC.

Thinking back, lots could have gone wrong on that day.

My girlfriend went to her high school. I don't know how much they knew each other but I'm sure my girl would think differently of me if she knew that she's eskimo sisters with the gross girl.

>>737489612
OR you could just find a vagina that isnt married to your best friend and not have to worry about it

>>737489775
Yep
Music room before concert

>>737489856
i guess you're right anon.

cant stop thinking about it though

>>737479004

Me too

>>737488154
Still waiting

>>737479004
I recognize that gay blow job

>>737489957
if you've had to think about it this much then clearly it's not the best idea or you would have done it already. listen to your brain, not your dick.

>>737483792
You are definitely not alone anon. It's always it the back of my mind and I don't know I find it so attractive.

>>737479004
Fingered my car in my mom's friend

>>737490332
I carred in my mom's fingered friend.

>>737482056
who doesn't love anal

>>737479004
Underrated post. Best post in postey board.

I am not originally from earth.... came here to explore the culture.

This planet is off limits to travel. Getting here took a special qualification, and had to agree to certain rules. Unlike travel to other worlds.

For over a what you call a century many of how you say, my friends, have considered this planet to be heading towards self annihilation. I've never seen a world myself that was so unstable.

It looks like it may create AI, I wonder what those back home think now. Things could go either way depending on who controls such a thing here.

I miss home. My time on this planet is limited, however i look forward to still watching its development over the next thousand of your cycles.

>>737488993
IT'S FUCKING GAY

I've showered with my niece many times.

>>737488192
Jews think tattoos are a sin and you can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery if you have one.

>>737479004
I shoved a car in my mom's friend's finger.

>>737478588
I'm glad all of you Amerifats are losing your healthcare to fund a tax cut for me.

>>737490559
Has she seen your hard cock?

>>737478588
Ive had sex four times outside. (Once not so willingly) Caught by the police once. My guy gets off on adrenaline.

>>737490559
age

So my cousin would always give me candy for a peck on the lips. I don't know when it started but she had been doing it for a very long time. Well one night while I was over at my aunts house, she asked me to come sleep with her. At first I was a little dubious about the request but I caved in when she promised to give me a treat. Well when I climbed into her bed she started to stroke my hair and kiss my cheeks. She told me to give her a peck on the lips, I did as she asked me too but something was completely different about this kiss. It felt very rushed and weird especially when she started to use her tongue. My memory really starts to get blurry after this. I do remember a few things though. Her taking my underwear off and playing with my dick, her taking her bra off, her legs around my head, her on top of me and feeling like I had to pee really badly.
I didn't really remember any of this until I was 16. She's married now and has a kid who she named after me.

>>737488351
I get 1.5k to be someone's friend.
You're getting under payed

>>737490831
what fucking health care

3am and my 13 y.o cousin female sleeping next to me while i think about her

>>737490836
yes, quite a few times.

>>737490875
she's 9

I was raped and I find it hilarious

>>737491010
kek

>>737491000
stories?

>>737478588

I watched my best friend get raped. We were 17 and went to a party. Of course alcohol was there and we drank. He takes a few beers and is blitzed. I'm tired of dragging his ass and dump him in a guest room. Run into his ex and tell her where I left him. We think it would be hilarious if we dress him up and spread the word that there's a passed out drunk chick in the guest room. I find some women's clothing, give to his ex and help her dress him. She puts on the finishing touches and we start telling few guys about "her". Some time passes and we're surprised no one has run out of the room screaming. We go up and take a look and see a guy over him fucking him in the ass. We watch as he is raped a few more times. Next day he wakes up and complains about his back and ass being sore. Just tell him he did some stupid shit at party.

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I once beat someone into coma with a baton...
it was 2 years ago and their still in the hospital...

>>737479004
I friended my mom's car finger.

>>737490879
She's raping her kid too

>>737488786
you will never do enough to slow human overpopulation...

>>737491110
not really any worth sharing, we havent done anything sexual, probably wont ever either. We she stays at my place we usually shower together, it's up to her, i dont care either way.

>>737489561
>>737489737
geez cosby... wait till you actually get acquitted first!

>>737488786

Killed 38 people? Gay!!!!!!!!!!!

Come back when you hit real numbers like Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot.

>>737491303
He's only 2

>>737491000
Does she ask you sex questions?

>>737491609
>Hitler
no way anon will ever get close to killing 999 gorgillian people

>>737491117
what.... the fuck

>>737478588

I delivered some girl to a some Aussie prick in the Philippines. Guy was an asshole but paid well. Girl didn't want to be there but I didn't care. Drove away and went to a bar. Told friend that I never wanted to do job again because he was such an asshole.

>>737491609
i know right? Hitler had the right idea. Jew's really bad news... orginally he just wanted to kick them out, but no other country would take them. Honestly thing most of the holocost was probably false... I think its more likely there was just major logisical problems in the camps then anything. And if there was gassing at all, it was probably a humane way to save people the horrors of starving to death. Its more likely the man was trying to do the best with the hand he was dealt, and the expansion was good for the economy. He was seeing the 1% running things problems we face today long before many even knew it was a thing. Had Hitler won I ofter wonder if it wouldn't have been for the best.

>>737490982
pics now

>>737491690
Old enough.

I lived alone when i was 21 and ny cousin who was 18 came to visit me one weekend.. i fucked her silly Fri, Sat and Sunday.. she said i was the best dick she's had and even called me a couple of weeks later to get together again but never had a chance to do it.

i have a child with my wife, but i also have two other children with my friends wife. noone knows.

>>737487146
Get a prescription for dexamphetamines or whatever it's called where you live (adderall etc) just get diagnosed with add/adhd don't take it too regularly can be addictive but it basically 100% cures social anxiety. I've used it off and on for years for that reason.

>>737491724
she's asked a couple, cant recall what they all were atm.. She asked me what condoms were, she knew they were for safe sex but didnt really know how they worked and such. she probably asks her mom or my gf about most sex stuff though.

>>737491984

He was absolutely useless why would I fucking carry dead weight around in a party. Besides everyone in school suspected he was a closet case fag. Even ex believed he was a fag.

>>737489467
Parents found a condom in her room you took the blame she hooked you up?

>>737492435
"your" kid is probably his

>>737492648
Should have showed her one then showed how to put it on could have had her roll it down for you, theory and practical be a good teacher

>>737489856
what would you do in my position then? ignore it?

>>737492868
very doubtful. he most likely sterile, he and his wife have never had a pregnancy scare. only when we started banging did baby shit start happening. and "my" kid looks just like me.

>>737492101

You know there are a lot of things that modern society owes to the German Nazis but its too fucking scared to give credit where it's due because "OMG! They're Nazi's we can't thank them for that."

>>737492435
me too!
lol!
my ex named the kid after me, but actually calls him by a nickname. My wife has no idea. My ex and i had broken up years and years ago... however she wanted a kid, but hated her marrage and the guy she was with... told me she wanted to have my kid, but would make sure no one suspected it wasn't his. So i went for it. I was long married by now.. this was all years later.... now today we are still friends, work together... and fuck sometimes too, like Silver back Gorillas!

Also side note.... pretty sure another ex also has my kid, and just didn't want to tell me... kid looks just like me, she's like 16 now, the kid told me she never met her dad, when I asked because i told her i knew her mom well, but never knew who she had a kid with, long story how i had i ran into her, but I knew her mom, and was like "hey i didn't know she had a kid!" then i was like "who's your dad! I bet I went to school with him!" Thats when she told me she doesn't know him. I was just like "oh wow... well, tell her Anon says hi!, nice meeting you"

>>737479596
who hasn't?

>>737493156
the first one was a "whoops" baby, and then about two years later we decided to have another one, on purpose this time. its really fucked up to plan a baby with someone else's wife. we all hang out quite a bit, too. i get to see all my kids and they get to see their brother. win-win.

>>737492861
that story is also mine but this girl wasnt part of it, this was a little while after she hooked me up with 2 of her other friends. sis knew i fucked her but not that i took her v.

>>737491010
Story?

There's a Japanese TV show named popee the performer, I have the same last name promotes same as in the intro, he looks exactly like me, and the show was in production during the day of me birth, should I be scared?

>>737492038
You got a backstory to this? were you a trafficker for a time?

>>737492912
maybe someday, would be best if gf also helped teach. i did show her one though, she had only seen them still in the package.

>>737493504
Go find him and perform as a duo

>>737480025
what state are you in anon?

>>737488154
i wanna hear the story

>>737493815
Does she sleep in her own bed when she stays with you or in yours?

I take creep shots of my cousins and have been jerking off to them for a year now.

>>737493504
It's animated and has a fanbase

>>737491211

I imagine you hope they don't wake up

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I once flushed my cousins Pokémon: Ruby game down the toilet, because he made me upset for no reason.

I blamed the entire event on another cousin. My family never trusted him again, after an event he didn't know happened.

>MFW I got away with it

>>737486320
Someone's getting defensive over being conditioned to wear panties. Yeah, I get my dick sucked. Still. Not past tense like some panty wearing faggot.

>>737494088
Sharing is caring

I rape real estate agents when I travel use burner phones purchased long ago and far way from area of crime
Search real estate pages find empty houses in middle of no where, with hot listing agents set up appt to see house, wear disguise, chloroform, tie gag, blindfold, spend an hour or two using all her holes, use her phone to send replies if anyone texts, ignore phone calls, finish, vacuum crime scene, force her to shower, douche, leave bound in house drive away
Done it 6-8 times various places over last 10 years

>>737485283

How did you get away with it?

>>737494387
lmao had me @ chloroform

so fake, so gay

>>737493383
feels good man....
I member when we where first doing the deed... it had been like almost 5 years since we'd fucked last. She was so good, skin was so much softer then i remember... pussy was shaved, she remembered how i liked it, first time in a long while I could cream pie and not have to worry at all.... felt amazing as she wrapped her legs around me and told me to cum inside her as her hips where moving in such a way as to extract every ounce of cum. probably some of the hottest sex of my life.

>>737494075
she has her own bed, or sometimes on the couch. She usually sleeps in just panties

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>>737494387

>>737494470
Homemade recipe is on the web
In a pinch I use starting fluid, ether doesn't work as quick but does work

>>737478588
i got the herps, pretty sure at least, and i still raw dog whoever i can

>>737494509
me and the friends wife have been basically having an affair for the last five or so years. we cant really get married, but wanted to like, "legitimize" the relationship or some shit like that. so we had an on purpose kid. she's been hinting at more kids, but im wary of taking it too far, you know.

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>>737480920

>>737493739

For a while yes. Mostly did drugs, guns, stolen goods. Friend tells me about that job, hesitant, never did human-trafficking but the pay was too good to pass up. Problem was that asshole. Had specific instructions, girl had to be dressed a certain way, had to be clean and presentable, called at odd times to talk to her, it was a 4 day trip to deliver her and demanded she be fed a certain diet. Only meat she could eat was fish or chicken, baked, not fried, could only drink water, no dairy. So happy to be rid of her because it meant I didn't have to deal with his bullshit.

>>737494509
best part is im going to "babysit" the kids tomorrow. im gonna get paid to watch my own kids.

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>I'm a pedophile.
ama

I have clamiduda and raw dog still

There's this tiny Chinese girl freshman (around 14) at my school, I'm a senior (18) she's probably around my belly button in height, we talk sometimes but recently I've been having lots of fantasies about fucking her hardcore everywhere like a fuckdoll. Never had guts to take her somewhere and fuck her. Were decent friends, and any physical contact gets me rock hard. Doesn't happen with any other girls. Is this Love?

>>737486530
Sounds terrible you sick fuck, let her go

>>737494815
bruh you made a human with her, youre already tits deep, dont kid yourself FUCKING PUN INTENDED FAGGOT

>>737495166
>to other chicks
>implying youre also a chick
>dick
wut

>>737495122
how many kids and what were their ages

Not really sure where to post this, but /b/ after 18 long years of waiting I've finnaly seen a pair of tits. Nothing can get me out of this happy mood today /b/ros.

>>737494821
Any idea what happened after that or did you cut all ties?

BUMP LIMIT!!!!!!!!!
NEW BREAD@!@

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>>737493420
Nice

>>737495464
bottle fed as a kid? thats why im here too, such a broken childhood, never got to suck my moms tits, no wonder i fap to traps