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>>737478133
That's what everyone thinks when they first keng mental.

Oh wow are they wrong.

The number of chao keng kias is too damn high. And fucking everyone's kenging suicide and depression.

Seeing all these idiots actually cured my suicidality and depression.

Fucking retards.

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I CAN FUCKING HEAR THEM BROS

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>>737478339
Well, I'm not suicidal anymore. Just homicidal. I hate even admitting it. I feel sick. My obsession with death is completely out of control.

>>737478521
WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK!

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>>737478573

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wtf is all this shit i just came here for porn

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HOW DO WE STOP THEM BROS

>>737478711
find them then burn them in there sleep

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>>737478639
I'm too afraid to. That "help" is why I'm this way now. I fought the police when they tried to put me in the psych ward because I knew it would fuck me up. I can't trust anyone.

>>737478573
Good. Become a marine to further those tendencies. Show that guy who sniped 60 fucks in a Texas university in the 60s who the real motherfucker is.

>>737478791
being a furfag aint helping your problems, fgt

>>737478656
That is nice, more ass pics?

Requesting vixens because it's fox friday

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>>737478791
>>737478791
I've always thought to myself that the ones who are really affected by these things are the ones who not only refuse to seek help, but also outright reject it.

That's why I don't trust anyone who takes medical leave on "suicidal tendencies".

Fucking worthless idiots.

>>737478339
>>737478957
>reddit spacing

>>737479034
nani did you just say about me you little baka desu? watashi'll have you know watashi graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and watashi have been involved in numerous secret raids on haters of anime, and watashi have over san hyaku confirmed kiru desu. watashi wa trained in anime warfare and watashi wa the top otaku in all of Nihon desu. you are nothing to watashi but just another targetto desu. watashi will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this sekai, mark my fucking words desu. you think you can get away with that shit to me over the internet desu? Think again, baka desu. As we speak, watashi wa contacting my secret network of spies across all of Nihon and your IP is being trace right now so you better prepare for the storm, baka desu. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life desu. You're fucking dead, baka desu. Watashi can be anywhere, anytime, and watashi can kill you in over nana hyaku ways, and that's just with my bare hands desu. Not only am watashi extensively trained in unarmed combat, but watashi have access to the entire arsenal of the Nihongo's anime and watashi will use it to its full extent to wipe your baka ass off the face of the continent, you little baka desu. If only you could have know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking dakimakura desu. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamn baka desu. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it desu. You're fucking dead, baka desu.

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Should I buy bloodbourne or Nioh next for my ps4? Bloodbourne is cheaper but I've already played it and Nioh is more expensive but I've never touched it.

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>>737478920

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>>737479150
I think nioh. Just because I've heard it's a bretty good game. I mostly play shit like arma and squad, so not really up my ally, but I'll bet you'll like it.

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>>737478839
No. I don't like shooters. Serial killers are my favorite.

>>737478883
Tell me something I don't know.

>>737478957
I guess. It's just hard to cope with these thoughts. Who could you possibly tell? It's different than being suicidal.

>>737479202
Thx

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>>737479434
The first question you should answer is why the блин you would even want to tell.

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>>737479434
Well you've got good taste in furry porn artists so you've got that going for you

>>737479434
Who was that guy that dressed up as a clown and killed a shit ton of people in the 70s? People like that? I would rather have a higher body count than style points.

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>>737479420
Yeah I've heard the same about the game plus I'd like to play something new but I will eventually get bloodbourne again.

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Help i drank too much and now my dick won't stay hard enough to whack it

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>>737479517
Because I don't like having these thoughts. I'm afraid of myself, but afraid of what others would do if I told them. I don't want to go back to that place. But if I didn't tell anyone than I could literally become the next Jeffrey Dahmer. I'm not your typical edgelord.

>>737479665
Thanks.

>>737479757
John Wayne Gacy. He was the one that started my obsession with serial killers, thanks to the band Acid Bath who used one of his actual paintings while he was on death row as an album cover.

>>737479897
>birbs only anatomicly have one hole and I don't see ass hole
Is that shit or jizz?

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>>737480064
bruh when did you start expecting anatomical correctness from your fucking furry porn

>>737480010
Yeah I heard about him. What about death cults? Like Charles manson?

>>737480010
You'll find that everything you think about you thought because you like them.

>>737480228
Just imagining one of the two gets me hard because I'm a sick fuck when it comes to birbs.

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>>737480294
Meh. Not as interesting. I like hearing about rape, torture, murder, and dismemberment.

>>737480317
Not really. They only fueled my obsession.

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>>737480385
good enough for me, have some more birb

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>>737480511

>>737480478
You like gore don't you. Also, what's your stance on pedos? A serial killer that only kills other sick fucks that have it coming would be fucking cool.

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uh oh looks like it's not a cloaca after all

>>737480659
Ohhh my god. These are getting saved. I seriously don't think that stuff coming from his dick the. Way to much.

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>>737480670
>A serial killer that only kills other sick fucks that have it coming would be fucking cool.
Unfortunately he died in 1953.

>>737480794
>butt it's still anal tho.....

>>737480873
Who was that? Interesting.

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>>737480478
Specifically because I can relate to them. Gacy and his fucked up childhood, Dahmer and his loneliness and how he used his victims afterwards.

>>737480670
I liked gore before I was into necro, so yes. I don't care much, but that does fuel my power fantasy. The Killer of Killers is what I want to be. Who would be scarier than a serial killer who preys on other serial killers?

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>>737480813

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>>737480813
speaking of saving

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>>737480813
do you have any tips for hiding your porn folder

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>>737480959

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>>737480813
I don't want anybody stumbling across my rapidly expanding collection

>>737481070
Fuck. Well maybe only a little then. I don't think I could continuously bust a nut throughout an hour long pumping section with my girl.

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I kinda want a Furby.

>>737481249
You get a password protected folder. Google it. I keep my fetish shit off my computer behind two different passwords on my phone, which will erase every thing after third try.

>>737481061
You would basically be the real life jigsaw, but only for murderers, rapists, and pesos. Fuckin a man.

>>737481249
I keep a handful of CP and necro pics.

PGP-encrypted, 4096-bit RSA.

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>>737481452
Good shit

>>737481646
Is this not the plot of Dexter

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>>737481721
be careful dude,you're playing with fire

>>737481812
Hey man... uhh u got any more of them ass pics? I'll take that and a large Boneless Pizza.

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>>737481646
It's just a dumb fantasy tho. I would hate to be a serial killer. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

>>737481721
I don't roll with that kinda shit. Where would you even get that? The dank when?
>inb4 fbi

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>>737482055
The laptop it's stored on has 3 16-character passwords, each for unlocking each of the 2 hard drives and the last to power on the machine itself.

When I pass border security there's a setting in the BIOS I can set that causes it to intentionally BSoD upon boot so I can claim that it's broken in case Big Brother wants to check.

>>737481721
>>737482055
yeah jfc i'm trying to avoid getting ousted as a furfag not avoid getting nailed by the fucken fbi

>>737482102
coming right up

>>737482189
It's like being a soldier. You only kill people that have it coming like Batman but not a pussy.

>>737482215
Occasionally they're posted here on /b/ but they get deleted by janitors within minutes.

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>>737482102

>>737482316
Don't the posters get arrested? It's a fucking felony.

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>>737482313
I wouldn't be able to do it. And if I ever did kill someone, it wouldn't be planned. It would just be me going insane out of loneliness, and doing it on impulse.

>>737482461
Im not really into jizz, mostly ass. But nice pic.

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>>737482263
I see, looks like you're fucking genius, I'm not in that but I hope you're never caught

nice reaction too.

>>737482546
That's sad m a n. I got feels for u.

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>>737482598
4 u

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>>737482512
I wouldn't know but my guess is no.

Whoever the felony was reported to needs to have some kind of working relationship with your ISP in order to even have a chance at getting your address or particulars.

If you're in Russia or whatever and if 4chin reports your CP to the FBI, then you have fuck all to worry about.

>>737482650
That was my old laptop. My new laptop is a similar model but I haven't gotten around to BigBrother-proofing it. Haven't had time due to the nature of my job, and it's unlikely to get checked anyway since it never leaves the house, again due to the nature of my job.

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>>737482598

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>>737478286
FUCK DIESE SELTSAME DUMME SCHWULE KREBS PELZ STIER SCHEIßE

>>737482784
Fucking a

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>>737482938

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>>737482917
Чyвaк, иди нaхyи.

>>737483061
Got any face sits?

>>737482917
Don't make us beat your ass a third time hans.

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>>737482844
let me guest your job, IT security??

do you believe in this dude?

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>>737483176
not much

>>737483081
Du bist mehr Krebs als der fuß des Elefanten

>>737483408
Still good, whose art is This? God damn.

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i hate you all

>>737483605
https://e621.net/post/index/1/daigaijin
there you go

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>>737483404
No, I'm a military logistician.

I don't believe it, but I'll take it with a grain of salt and call it plausible.

Anything is possible if your computer is running on non-free software. You can really only be truly safe if you can verify every piece of silicon and every line of code that is utilised and executed in your electronics.

But that's some RMS-level paranoia. I'm not sure if I care if the US knows what I'm doing, I believe it's highly unlikely I'll get caught.

I'm not even within direct jurisdiction of the NSA or whatever. If the NSA was willing to catch me doing something, then you can bet your ass there would be a lot more people within the NSA's direct jurisdiction (ie, people within the US) getting caught for worse things than downloading CP.

TLDR; I think it's possible, but I don't care. I can do whatever the fuck I want as long as I don't get caught, and I'm the last person to get caught for doing the things I do.

>>737483906
Any more ass pics?

>>737483718
Sag ihnen, dass sie Krebs sind

>>737483989
What is the job of a military logistican?

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>>737484209
Depends on which military you're in, which branch of it, which formation of it, which unit of it, and which company of it.

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>>737484011
There's probably more if you follow that link but I'm finally sober enough to keep my dick hard so attending to that is my main priority right now

>>737484327
What branch are you in? Me first: ensign, navy.

>>737484461
K thanks for the pics man, really good shit.

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>>737483989
wow,you have a good job, i am a developer lol.
nice answer too, and I think you're right, because it's hard to believe that there's anyone putting an eye on what everyone does,especially outside the USA.

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>>737484469
Lance-corporal, transport battalion, army.

You might say I'm some kind of low-rank mook, but rank means nothing in this man's army. It's seniority and service length that matter.

>>737484698
It's a shitty job. I get 80 cents an hour.

>>737484469
Technically not one yet, but will be in about a month.

>>737480794
>blue jay birb
>racoon

is this... is this Regular Show porn?

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>>737484846
Shit I fucked up, hope things go better :3

>>737484846
Im gonna have to agree with you there. I did the whole early college shit, graduated hs with honors and an associates, enlisted, and now am about to be promoted to ensign after completing the rest of my bachelors in the Selective officer training program for the navy. Fucking pumped.

>>737484901
maybe,but looks suspicious

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>>737483546
this thread needs more nicole

>>737484901
I don't care, don't watch child shit. I just see a birbs ass getting fucking destroyed and loving every bit.

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>>737484901
i mean not according to the artist
but who gives a fuck what they say anyway

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>>737480511
>>737480659
>>737480794
>>737481070
>>737481125
>>737481178
>>737481249
Guess what shit reminds you of?

>>737485258
There's a thread for you, don't do this here, even though I would know why one would be reluctant to enter one of those r34 threads...

>>737485258
>>737485296
>>737485351
Trinken bleichen, fagots

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>>737485358
omg is it regular show

>>737485499
>>737483338

>>737485558
Got more ass shots?

>>737485569
Du hast mich auch nicht einmal geschlagen, faglord

>>737485144
It'll only get better once my contract is up.

>>737485618
no

https://e621.net/post/show/659576/2015-anthro-balls-bear-better_late_than_never-butt

>>737485760
>>737483338

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>>737486100

>>737486109
Und jetzt sind Sie nur die Verknupfung der gleichen Scheiße, ohne ein Wort zu sagen

>>737485760
Wenn Sex mit Frauen homosexuell ist, bin ich der größte Homosexuelle von allen.

>>737486487
Machen Sie uns nicht schlagen Sie Ihren Arsch ein drittes Mal hans

god damn mexicans this is an english website

>>737487071
Que pasa?

>>737487071
Google translate, mien negroid. Google trans. fucken. late.

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>>737487389
this is a porn thread what are you trying to accomplish

>>737486881
Erhalte ein verdammtes Leben
>>737487071
Es ist deutsch, du idiot
>>737487389
Muschi Kippe

>>737487670
Alle furries sollten sterben

>>737487670
>That's a lot of man milk.
I think that using the belligerents language will help him to understand to fuck off.

Furry porn is one of my favorites

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>>737487670

>>737487974
Alle Deutschen sollten in muslimische Scheißhäute umgewandelt werden. Warten Sie, das ist schon passiert. Fick dich selber.

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it's late , gnite guys

>>737488296

>>737488066
ich hoffe du weußt, du bist ein Misserfolg und eine Verschwendung von Raum, du Kippe

>>737488362
Das geht auch fur dich >>737488263

>>737488362
Ist das, was deine Mutter dir jeden Tag erzählt? Traurig, dass es wahr ist, muslimische Scheiße

>>737488509
Ha! Gehen Sie vor und glauben Sie die Lügen Ihr fetter Troll Merkel sagt Ihnen Schweine. Wir implementieren extreme vetting bald shit Haut Verlierer. Hagelführer Trumpf.

>>737482180
nice feet

>>737488263
>>737488572
Witze auf dir Kippe, ich bin 0 Prozent muslimisch

>>737489059
Ja, und ich bin 0 Prozent covenced. Sieg hagel und fick dich.

>>737488921
>>737489303
Ich bin eigentlich Amerikaner, also bist du Jungs zuruckgeblieben, und wie Juden sollst du Pelz-Fags vergast werden

>>737489800
Ja, natürlich sind wir Gute Nacht, hatte ein tolles Gespräch, liebe, meine Hassrede zu üben. Seht euch um ... fag. Jk

>>737490244
Ja, es ist spat, fuck diesen Thread ich bin raus

>>737481446
Long before them I had what is called AG bear.
It sensed noise and vibration and grunted in reply. Was pretty cool.

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>>737491804
Hey Gerald.

>>737492481
Greetings Mer Dash.

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>>737492663
How are you?

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sup, guys
what's up with the Krauts in here?

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>>737492866
I have no idea. But I still miss Mew.

>>737492700
Decent. Had a migraine this morning, took some sumatriptan and went back to bed.
Was better this afternoon.
Had the new pistons for my motor put onto the connecting rods. New bearings came in the mail so now I'm about ready to put it back together.

>>737492963
Mew is too odd and overpowered.
Ponyta is best.
Or maybe Eevee.

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>>737492970
Glad you're feeling better.
That's really cool. I still want to build an engine at least once.

>>737492866
One of them is me, who isn't a kraut, other is a hater. That's pretty much it. But I'm going to sleep.

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It is still illegal to cum outside of furry female vagina

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>>737493117
I mean, if we're talking Pokemon then Moltres is my favorite.

>>737493154
Motors are pretty simple things.
Go find a local automotive machine shop and try to get a job.

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>>737493393
I will eventually. When/if I'm ever mentally stable.

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>>737493371
I wonder if it would even be safe to fuck a ponyta.
Might get your dick burned off.

>>737493554
Bah, don't wait.
I think a lot of your problems are because you don't get out and live.

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>>737493606
Wow. I'm really fucked up. My first thought was "light a horse on fire and find out".

>>737493730
I have a different problem now.

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>>737493606

>>737493810
Naw. Just get out and live.

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>>737493981
It's hard to live when all your thoughts are death, murder, and necrophilia.

>>737493898
But I like my skin on skin contact.

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>>737494121
Here's your dick. Hope it was worth it.

>>737494095
Nope.
Just do it.
It will fix all your problems.

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>>737494261
Do what? Kill someone? Because that's all I think about anymore.

>>737494247
Aww.
But I'm betting ponytas have magic vaginas with flame and heat counteracting spooge.

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>>737494247
I wonder what human ribs taste like.

>>737494373
No, get out and live.
Do stuff.

>>737481249
I actually made a password out of clicking 8 labelled folders with a letter or number on each because I'm an idiot who can't be assed to use an actual password

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>>737494512
I can't. I can't control my thoughts anymore. I always have a faint look of horror on my face because my own thoughts constantly torment me, even when I'm out.

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Looking for a specific image - green-furred something, black lingerie, on her knees, might be bondage involved. I swear I had it but don't know where it went.

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>>737494472
not very good i'd guess

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>>737494873
Depends on the person. I'd imagine it would be close to pork.

>>737494787
Sure you can.
How many people, puppies, or kittens have you killed?
Just get out, you're more normal then you think you are.
You know why my generation isn't as depressed, suicidal, and psychotic as yours?
No Internet. We actually did stuff. Outside stuff with real people.

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>>737495177
None yet. But I would have raped my dog a few days ago if she didn't bite me. I literally can't control myself.

>>737495837
I'm telling you, getting out and just being a normal person will help solve all your problems.

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>>737491804
Furbies, from what I've read, essentially have some kind of intelligent programming that makes them speak and even learn language over time.

Apparently some pretty advanced audio-sensing capabilities as well.

Might be worth playing around with and analysing if they weren't so fucking annoying

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I should start work on a new sfur collage.

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>>737496126
I can't. I physically can't. I'll go truly insane if I'm around people anymore. Every pretty girl I'll be thinking about how I would rape, torture, and kill until I completely snap.

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>>737496375
I would be appreciative of that.

>>737496351
Yeah, I'm aware of them.

>>737496385
I think you could.

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>>737496385
There are guys in the army who used to sell tons of drugs before they were drafted, yet can't bear to hear tales of a homosexual's sexual deviancies.

I sit here, surrounded by raging homos on 4chin every single day.

My 2IC is one of these guys, used to sell ice and beat people up back in the day, yet can't fucking figure out how to type a fucking sentence on a computer. Can pick up brainless chicks like it's nothing, but can't spell "fulfill". Can play with words through his honeyed mouth but can't figure out why our commanding officer can't approve funds for fixing the air-conditioning.

A case of too much street smarts but with no brain and experience in literally anything else.

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>>737496630
I don't. I turned down going to the mall on Wednesday with my family because I stayed up the entire night reading about Jeffrey Dahmer and other serial killers, and used their methods as inspiration.

>>737496702
That's cool I guess. But what's your point?

>>737497018
The point is you're being a fucking edgemaster.

What you need is a god damn tequila.

>>737497018
Yep.
That's all your choice.
Go to bed and the mall instead.
Being interested in something is an interesting phenomenon.
It easily becomes like a self feeding addiction.
And again, avoiding society and getting out make it worse. The Internet can be a great place, but the real world is better.

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>>737497108
I'm not. Alex, I've had fantasies of cannibalism since I was 7, and necro since I was 15. Once I was put into rehab, a switch in my brain flipped from suicidal thoughts to homicidal ones. And I don't know what has caused it, but since then my empathy has deteriorated into nothingness. I don't want to stop these thoughts because I care about others; only myself and my own sanity. That's what scares me. I feel absolutely nothing anymore.

But I could go for a joint right now.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr_IWS_2000

Oпa.

A man-portable weapon that fires 15.2mm APFSDS.

Much want.

>>737497108
Tequila is good.

>>737497432
And getting out with real people and making friends would fox all that.

But what do I know.

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>>737497429
Maybe. But I certainly can't get out for the next week since I won't have a vehicle.

>>737497592
Oh, I hadn't heard about that.
What happened?

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>>737497569
I'm scared to. I'm scared of what I may do or say. I'm becoming paranoid.

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>>737497592
Use the private number 11 bus you capitalistic дeбил.

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>>737497641
My dad and his gf are going to see her mom, and is taking our only method of transportation.

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>>737497753
We don't have one here.

>>737497795
Oy блин.

Fucking amputee

>>737497659
And that's the self fulfilling prophecy.
Getting out and doing is what would fix that. Being scared to and not doing it makes it worse.

>>737497762
Oh.. For a minute I thought you had broken your legs and couldn't wallk.

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>>737497879
Well I can't do that any time soon.

>>737497946
Where the fuck would I walk? The middle of the woods so I can plan out where I would bury bodies? I live in a pretty rural area.

>>737498041
The hot girls house down road.
Tell her you like her horses and want to learn to ride.

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>>737498041
If I had a pretty reliable (smoothbore) gun and my current boots and combat fatigues I can actually see myself go route-marching through jungle for fun.

>>737498255
I can show her how to ride my camel too

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>>737498255
Everyone is afraid of me. I saw a cute girl when I went for a walk a while, and had no idea she lived on my street. She wouldn't even make eye contact when I waved and said hello.

>>737498296
Just be sure to hide all evidence.

Hey, I accidentally deleted my folder (it was hidden among files of a program that updated) and recently uploaded it to Mega for someone following a large thumbnail post.

The images are sorted thusly:
0a (1).jpg
0a (2).jpg
0a (1).png
etc.

If the guy who requested my folder is here, could you please re-upload it and post a link?

>>737498473
Maybe she's just making her way downtown, walking fast, faces past and she's home-bound.

>>737498473
Keep trying. Not everyone will instantly fall in love with you.
That's no reason to give up.

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>>737498682
No. She was just scared. I know because she's not the first, and certainly not the last.

>>737498756
What does it matter when people are too afraid to even look at me?

>>737498876
They're not.
You're just just paranoid.

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>>737498756
Perhaps what he needs is a cute company OC.

One who looks at the condition of the store room and its furnishings instead of the paperwork behind it, and worries more about broken air-conditioning than engine oil transaction records.

And puts on a much-sweet smile and waves back at absitively fucking everyone, whose scent sticks to wherever she goes.

>>737498876
That's just the pounds of eyeshadow and mascara that you use. Lose them and you'll see results.

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>>737499024
Bullshit. In my last year of high school before I dropped out, I was in my chemistry class with my head down like always, and one girl who sat at the table across from me thought I was asleep. She asked her friend something about me, and said "he scares me".

>>737499064
I don't wear makeup out.

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>>737499272
Then it's your goth rock and death metal t-shirt, biker jacket and spiked boots.

How about a respectable army service uniform instead

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>>737499502
I was wearing skinny jeans, Vans, and a Hard Rock Cafe jacket all the time in high school. I wasn't even scary.

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>>737499502
>army
>respectable
good one

>>737499599
then it's ur gay hair

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>>737499668
I don't know how hair could be scary. Sexy maybe, but not scary.

>>737499272
Yeah so?
That's one person not everyone.
And if you behave in a less than normal manner that will happen.
Especially with high school girls.
I'm sure most high school girls would be creaped out by me trying to hit on them and I'm perfectly normal.

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>>737499736

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>>737499599
maybe it's your face, at least that's my problem.
people have told me that I look like a psychopath planning his next ritual murder when I was just chilling at a party.
in that case there isn't much you can do, I guess...

>>737493606
I've done it before. worth it

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>>737499741
No shit, you're 3 times their age. I don't even have to do anything to scare people.

>>737499826
It is. My eyebrows make me look like I'm always about beat the shit out of someone. I was called a school shooter long before it was a meme. My nicknames were Columbine, Michael Myers, and Chuckie. Then again, I was one of the only white kids living around a bunch of niggers.

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>>737499810

>>737500014
A ponyta?

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>>737500085
>>737500106
I literally have the same eyebrows as him, yet I'm seen as a mass murderer.

>>737500236
No you don't. You have the eyebrows of a fucking 12 year old girl.

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>>737500843
k

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>>737500085
I look pretty much like this, but with glasses and 'an evil look in my eyes'.

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>>737499810
>slayer
>scary

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I'd actually be pretty appreciative if a girl one-third of my age hit on me

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>>737501175
I just look depressed as fuck all the time.

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>>737501347
Hey Diesel.

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>>737501462
Howdy. Hows it going?

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>>737501521
Couldn't be much worse. You?

>>737479117
4/10. Needs more desu.

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>>737501587
Can't sleep for more than an hour, then my knee hurts like hell and wakes me up

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>>737501645
Sorry, dude. I feel you on the waking up.

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>>737478286
THIS IS NOW GFUR

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>>737501731
Thanks. Not sure why its happening but as time goes on, I'm feeling like 3 times my age. I'm supposed to be full of piss and vinegar at this age, not dreading getting out of bed to be greeted by a creaky and sore body, along with other health problems

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>>737501818
That makes me sad to hear. I almost knew that would happen. I wish I could give you a hug and make you feel better.

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>>737501806

>>737501910
I'd hug you if I could too.

>>737501945
When I get a bike and ride all over the continent, I'll come visit you and give you a hug.

>>737502078
Sounds like a plan

G FUUUUUURRRR

Gotta sleep now. Sorry to ditch you, but here's a thread if you want.

>>737502221
>>737502221
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