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how do you compete against THIS?

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how do you compete against THIS?
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>>737477600
Nice shop faggot. gbye
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$
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by not bruising her cervix.
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with my pussy eating skills faggot
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Easy. We show what each of us has to whomever is choosing between us, and see who she chooses. She's gonna turn that down. I guarantee it.
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>>737477600
by being able to have sex without killing my female partner, faggot
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shit looks nasty
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>>737477637
>>737478317
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>>737478294
>using whomever correctly
>using who incorrectly right afterwards

it's important to me that you know you fucked this up
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>>737477600
by showing moar
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>>737477600
>Abnormally bulbous bottom
>Narrowed down skinny head
I don't know who you're trying to impress, but you have a failure of a cock my man.
Consider suicide.
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>>737478446
my dick just fine bby thanks tho
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>>737477600
That dick is hideous.
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PhD student in chemistry at one of the top 15 universities on the planet, good cooking skills, good looking, 7" penis. I win.
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>>737478605
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>>737478605
I can't compete against it, so I compete for it.
>>737478980
Hello! Is that you?
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>>737479112
but you're a bad liar though
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>>737479240
see
>>737478767
that me. you're a self loathing jew faggot. stop dude. get help.
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>>737479163
Add me on Kik if you want to chat
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>>737479222
Top 16. You got me.
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>>737479222
Your*
Also checked
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>>737478980
>>737479163
Yes this is my cock
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>>737477600

having a hurican tongue
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>>737479166
>>737478605
>>737479240


shut the fuck up, faggot nigger. no self respecting woman would degrade herself to a nigger
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>>737479708
Fake and gay
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>>737479827
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>>737477600
I too use photoshop.

also, your dick is hilariously bulbous.
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>>737479537
Thanks OP for spreading the word of God.
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>>737479516
That fucking ashy little Negro and his dry crusty penis.
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>>737479687
>kek
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>>737482408
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>>737477600

i can't compete with half that, so why bother
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>>737482565
wefwefa
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>>737482565
fLACCID VS HARD IS AN UNFAIR COMPARISON AND PROVES YOU'RE PEDDLING PROPAGANDA
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>>737482565
STG
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>>737482966
>>737483007
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>>737483035
EFAFEASE
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>>737483035
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>>737483045
RERG
aGAIN SOFT VS HARD IS AN UNFAIR COMPARISON
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>>737483114
SOFT VS HARD AGAIN PROVES NOTHING
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>>737483114
SEE HERE'S SOFT VS HARD
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>>737479436
not bad my white brethren
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>>737483219
pROVE THE DUDE ON THE LEFT DOESNT HAVE A SEMI ERECTION. YOU CANT
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>>737482408
dis yew?
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>>737480186
tHAT DUDE IN YOUR POST. hERES WHAT HIS LITTLE DICK REALLY LOOKS LIKE
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>>737483035
that u?
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>>737483397
EFWFWQ
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>>737483397
Kek the self loathing Jews are getting BTFO in this bitch
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>>737478480
this is seriously the first time in my life a comment with the "it's important to me" actually makes sense. +1
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>>737483515
SOFT VS HARD
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>>737483647
FSEAFES
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8164890576

Will let you slap me in the face with it for a potato. Text Me Big Ol Black Cock Pics Please
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>>737477600

I slam it with a concrete block. Then I win.
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>>737483750
SOFT VS HARD
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this is a good cock
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Here's mine. Am I competing?
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1. The average vagina depth is 4 -5 inches (7 in some rare cases) So even if you had a long dick you wouldn't be putting it all to use

2. The thickness matters greatly, that penis looks like average thickness so its basically like having a 6 inch cock because the rest of the length isn't of any use
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>>737477600

Redbull

Its pricey but worth it
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>>737477600
b4 photoshop
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>>737478446
noice
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>>737477600
Buy having an average sized penis that isn't going to hit her cervix and make the bitch cry.
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You have some tiny, tiny balls OP
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>>737478446
Yeah this isn't even close to being accurate. I am 7.5 and it is rare to find a chick who can take it all.
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>>737478446
I have touched the back of girls before and it is a very uncomfortable feeling has anyone else felt this?
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>>737479327
What's your Kik? Might have something you like
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>>737478446
k
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>>737477600
girls don't want the cervix knocker they want the low hangin fruit, know what i'm sayin?
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>>737477600
>A girl after cock size, won't be relationship material and will give that big dick an STD.
>A dick that size is fun, for a time, but then it gets normal, so the fun becomes normal.
>A man with a 2 inch penis that knows how to please his partner has nothing to worry about.
Just for the record, above average length and width, but not as long as that one. Just speaking from experience. A dick is nothing in the long run.
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>>737477600
Humans do not mate for girth, there are other traits. Those who are size queens have the worth of their vagina and nothing more. The low IQ end of society usually fall into this and are therefore to be ignored and starved out by ending their dependence on hand outs.
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Why don't they stick with ugly African nigger women then thats what evolution wants right nigger faggots?
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>>737487418

a girl after that cock size will be a guy.
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>>737487235
I love this picture
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>>737478446
If women have been choosing partners with big dicks for thousands of years, why is the average dick "too small" to please a woman, according to you? If we've been selectively breeding men to have big dicks, why do 90%+ of men not have huge dicks?

The Dutch were once the shortest people in Europe and within a couple hundred years have the tallest average people in the world. If that can happen in a couple hundred years, why aren't we all walking around with baseball bats between our legs>
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all niggers will perish. helter skelter will rise.
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>>737478446
pkpl
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>>737488184
Maybe we are. It's not like we have the averages from 300 years ago. It could've been 3 inches for all we know.
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>>737488655
Yes, but again, the Dutch went from manlets to giants in a few centuries. We're talking thousands of years of selective breeding according to that faggot, we should have more to show for it than 2 inches.

Shit doesn't add up.
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