Alright, /b/. Let's ruin a date in 4 words, make it savage.

Don't make rape murder

I post on /b/

wait is that chloroform?

Feeling a bit sleepy?

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I'm actually a cobra.

(more effective if true)

After date i rape

Your tits are lopsided..

jetfuel can melt steelbeams

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Just call me Daddy

You wont remember much...

Your daughter's six... sweet

I'll love you forever

Imma men's rights activist

i play video games

Are you demi-dragonkin, too?

Your father was better.

>>737472772
I have daddy issues

Bring your sister too... ;)

We're going dutch, right?

>>737472772
Trump did nothing wrong.

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please take a seat

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I hate you, I split! This is not funny.

I only do anal.

Its panty inspection day.

Want the ol' lickeroo?

Question, spit or swallow?

Your sister was hotter

>>737472772
Trap porn isn't gay.

I collect fidget spinners.

The earth is flat.

Make America great again.

All praise lord kek.

The /pol/ autism pack.

>>737473645
this is a mandatory question on the first date
if she doesnt swallow the useless cunt should be NEXTED

Make America Great Again

Surprise! It's buttsecks time!

Niggers tongue my anus

I voted for Hillary...

her dick was bigger

>>737473760
looks like you've yet to experience a first date...

shit on my chest

Fidget spinner is love

>>737472772
meh, my sister's hotter

>>737473045
promise not to bite and I'll take you anywhere snakey-boy ;)

How does anal sound?
Am I getting lucky?
How's your sex life?

I'm getting lucky tonight!

Fuck my dog yea?

I only date sluts.

This date is over

Clean my asshole please

Watches for zero dollars?!

>>737472772
Lemme buttrape your sister.

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>>737472772

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>>737472772

>>737472772
show your feminine penis

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>>737474592
>>737474592
>we_dream_of_spidermayne
as we all do, anon. Tho some just dream better than others.

>>737472772
i creamed the soup

>>737472772

scratch my balls please?

>>737472772
My ex is pregnant

>>737473725
>All praise lord kek

If I ever date a grill that responds to this... I'll wife her.

>>737472772
Prequels are better than OT.

>>737472772
I HAVE LONG PEEPEE

>>737472772
Thats my mom's name

>>737472772
Ew, your cunt stinks!

LET'S GO MURDER PEOPLE!!!!

>>737475920
I'd be into that.

I browse four chan

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I AM A REPUBLICAN

I ejaculate poop noodles

Let's scrape our taints.

>>737472772
my mains on gielinor

>>737475997
If that ruins a date, you're with the wrong person.

Are you into traps?

Where is you're benis

Nickelback gangraped my asshole.

>>737473610
Excellent meme friendo

>>737472772
Ave Caesar imperatorem nostrum.

>>737472772
I voted for Trump

>>737472772
I browse 4chan daily

>>737476228
I voted for Sanders

You're not a tranny?

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Hilary (Clinton) is my aunt

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Let's see that bergina

Do you watch anime?

>>737472772
I have tiny penis

Lemme sandpaper your pussy.

>>737472772
Watch those wrist rockets

have you seen /b/?

(pussy pictures, everywhere)

>>737472772
AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM

>>737472772
Give you 'ol lickaroo?

I hope you die.

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>>737473791

Boss! I hab Cancer!

I eat my poop.

I'm from the internet.

Make soup from panties.

>>737472772
Carpet matches the drapes?

You ever watch pornhub?

Trap porn isnt gay

I'll be leaving soon

>>737472772
jews did 911

>>737472772

I'm 5 foot 6

*Autistic Screeching*

Stab me with hooks.

>>737472772
I watch Dance Moms.

>>737474676
this is true
I'm antifa and the women who peg me go berzerk when i admit this

>>737474117

Underrated.

>>737472772
You are very pretty

I dont hate niggers

>>737472772
i post on 4chan

i am a normie

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Fire

Walk

With

Me

Let's make diarrhea smoothies.

>>737472772
Booger picker, finger licker.

>>737472772
Your mom.

hey, where am i?

i'm am gay

>>737472772
I wear a diaper

I have Nigger Aids

warm and creamy logs

>>737472772
I browse /pol/ daily

Make me a sammich.

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OP IS A FAGGOT

I voted for Trump

I admire Donald Trump.

>>737472772
I run like Naruto.

Have you accepted Jesus?

>>737472772
heil hiter. fuck niggers.

>>737472772
I have a kid

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Wanna see me poop?

I'm a male feminist.

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I'm a nice guy

>>737472772
Jews are ruining America

I only do anal.

>>737482971
What does OP mean?

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I don't eat ass.

Vaccines link to autism

>>737483863
B A I T

>>737472772
Wanna see my swords?

smell like dick breath

>>737476279
Bitches love Bernie, the fuck you talking about?

>>737484335
But I ment it as ruining a date

I live with mommy

>>737472772
Make America Great Again

>>737472772
i'm demihuman pansexual genderfluid

>>737485112
only works on low value women or women with blue hair

I have genital herpes

>>737485244
also works on
>women

Milkman Milkman Milkman Milkman

I love dank memes!

>>737472772
Did someone say Spider-man?

I fucked my grandpa

>>737487081
like no joke i did

I fucked a mailman.

>>737473045
How effective is it if I'm actually a Viper?

>I have no money
>I'll fuck your corpse
>I want your sister
pick any

I'm an avid homosexual.

>>737472772
I have no money

>>737472772
I like feminine penis

Trump did nothing wrong.

You look different awake

>>737472772
Is your sister 18?

What's your name again?

Is your Mom single?

Is that your penis?

No hymen, no diamond

My name is Clarance

Two other dates tonight

Mahana, you are ugly

Sweet spirit, good personality

You sound like Mom

Spirit cooking and pizza

Yes, love Trumps hate

Make America Great Again

How much is it?

I'll ask my Dad

>>737472772

I have the herps

Benis :DDDDDD

I love my waifu

is your penis feminine?>

I'm under 6'1" fam

I always prematurely ejaculate

>>737472772
I am a centrist

Hello I am American

>>737473115
Underrated post !

I love 2 succ

Squirting is just piss

Re tard day shun

>>737472772
How hot is your mom?

>>737472772
I Crusade on /b/

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Do you vape too?

I love gay rights!

We are all equal!

Race does not exist!

The holocaust was horrible!

(Only works on "women" within 20 miles of the nearest city, population >1,000)

i has sucky sucky?

I write cuck threads

>>737472772
mom and dad's basement

>>737489194
ree*

>>737475567
easy to say when you know you wont be dating any

>>737472772
I asked my guru

>>737474158
/thread

>>737490427
>737490427
fucking kek

Shout: all feminists are retarded

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>hi, my name's anon

I am a bear

i am a twink

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do you browse 4chan?

>>737472772
You smell like Mom

>>737473517
underrated post

>>737472772
Do you like anime?

>>737472772
Hi, my name's George

>>737473205
*your daughter's six? ...sweet

you have a stain

>>737472772
I only date closers

It's probably a rash

>>737472772
I have the Aids

Gary Johnson 2020 bitch

>>737472772
Let's touch our dicks

I only fuck fishes

Not rape, surprise sex!

>doesn't mention that he's deaf before meeting up.

GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED

Are those cum stains?

Shit, left my stove on

Who is this whale?

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i voted for hillary

Why's your dick small?