What do you think about Bodybuilders?

annoying faggots who hog the squat rack and always spill their protein jizz cocktail all over the bench

>>737452856

Gay faggots

t. Powerlifter

>>737452856
Mirin if they're not juicing

They are like guys who build these super off road trucks and then keep them immaculate and never take them off road. Its all for show. Their bodies are not very capable. You don't ever hear about body builders entering any sport and being any good at it.

>>737453405
we're good at fucking your girlfriend behind your back though

>>737453094
do you practice your squat for when you sit on your dildo at the weekend?

all show but no power. Chug down cocktails of creatine and protein and shoot up hormones then end up dying of prostate cancer later.

>>737453193
>powerlifter
>literally looking like fat bear
>calling anyone else a gay faggot

well, to be fair, you would be an authority on gay faggotry

>>737453522
is someone butthurt because people are making fun of his hobby of literally living in a public gym so he can stare at other guys' abs all day

>>737453554
>all show but no power

we're not discussing your sex life bro

>>737453493
>implying amateur bodybuilders have confidence as part of their routine

>>737452856
They're basically fags.

>>737453493


No you aren't. She tells me you guys have weak thrusting power and small calves and your athleticism is just an illusion. Nothing like the college football guys who run trains on her as a victory party.

>>737453493
>We
Haha good one Anon

>>737453094
so you work out.. but you really dislike those who work out a tad more than you.

right?

right.

>>737453493
>Good at fucking
>Has 1inch penis
Good luck

>>737453652
im 6'1, 115kg of peak performance, i can bench 150kg, and turn a tyre 20 times in 30 seconds.

Dont let your girlfriend read those stats, you wouldnt want to flood your basement

>>737453193
>t. fatsack¨
/fixed

>>737453739
i cant argue with that. she might fuck other guys on the weekend, but shes coming home to you.

Winning.

>>737452856
pointless exercise. What'cha gonna use it for besides getting bitches, if you can even get that?

>>737453935
my dick is fucking huge man. i only started working out so the rest of me was in proportion

>>737453405
>You don't ever hear about body builders entering any sport and being any good at it
aside from bodybuilding, which is the sport they train for, you infinite mong.

>>737453943
that's so impressive, I bet girls will be really impressed when you shrivel up and your body starts to fall apart at age 40

>>737453943


you would get your ass beat by a 65kg BJJ fighter. Like totally fucked up.

>>737454089
>pointless exercise, fucking hot women is for plebs
>i jack off to anime, got on my level faggots
>cuckoldry is the thinking mans fetish

>>737454051


Nah. My girlfriend goes back to base to her marine husband.

>>737454176
>>737454196
who let the manlets in?

>>737453739
>gets called a cuck
>explains why his experience as a grandmaster cuckold makes him right
you win the internet today, you absolute deviant genius.

>>737454222
so, all you're gonna achieve in life is how much your dick is used? ROFL

>>737453899
being healthy is good. that's something people find attractive. no girl finds F250 driving swolelord supreme who powerlifts 400 lbs and screams every rep attractive.

>>737454264
you can't even see your own dick, stfu faggot

>>737454127


No you are the mong. Body building is useless for sports and the protocol of isolating movements and training to failure is counter productive for athletes. Athletes generally need a strength and conditioning (not cardio but conditioning) that body builders ignore.

Body building is an innocuous act in the abstract but to be good at it you need to be a hyper dedicated masochist and that shit usually comes with a ton of baggage. The combination of constant exercise and obsessive dietary restriction should be classified as a fucking mental disorder

>>737454453
thats not what your girlfriend said last night

>>737454176
everybody ages bro, those who work out and maintain themselves just age a tad better.

Bodybuilding is just a way regular guys can make themselves look like celebrities
If you are nothing special and build a good body you become something special.

>>737454524


It usually is. Body builders commonly have body dis-morphia the same way trannys do. Everyone I know who does it in my fitness groups is depressed as hell all the fucking time. They are all medicated one way or another. Half of all the guys in their late 30s have needed shoulder surgery from benching reps to failure for decades.

Most of them just come off as the creepy uncle in a tank top type.

There sure are a lot of mongos in here with ground meat for brains that don't pursue anything else in life other than trying to become an ape. It must be your brains telling you something.

Protip: If you're intelligent you'll spend time being fit AND allocating time elsewhere to actually accomplish other useful things that show others you have an IQ higher than a brick.

>>737454459
>Body building is useless for sports
except the sport called bodybuilding, which is the sport bodybuilders train for.

you really are dense.

>>737454524
>eat mcdonalds
>drink diet coke
>be a fat ass
This is the true way to be happy

>dedicate oneself to a higher purpose
>fortify discipline and strength
>sacrifice poisonous pleasure for eternal glory
Uhhh guys like can you like not be so dedicated it makes me feel bad about myself, like you need to get help

I CAN SMELL THE FEDORA THROUGH MY SCREEN

>>737454382
Who screams at 400? I can do 400 and I'm skinny as fuck.

>>737454382
>F250 driving swolelord supreme
a what?

>>737454591
unhealthily obsessing over every gram of starch you consume and repping 5x5x400lbs is not "maintaining your body"

Body Building is perhaps the worst thing to ever happen to weight lifting and general strength and conditioning. Its all about creating the illusion of strength and athleticism without actual strength and athleticism.

>>737452856
Vain (for the most part), usually fucking stupid and misusing drugs, be it steroids or sniffing shit on weekends and drinking after a week of maintaining a strict diet.
Muscle doesn't help in a fight (save for intimidation or being in a higher weight class), if it makes someone feel confident and happy, if it gives them something to work on, great.

Unless you are entering competitions, you're probably just half arsing it and have no athletic ability, find someone who is into BB and has a sub 45 minute 10k and I'm impressed.

>>737454785
the guys you like to stare at in the gym

>>737454579
autism level 400

>>737454696
why is it either or? why cant i be physically dominant and overpoweringly intelligent?

Not to worry, im both, i can recite Plato's Republic whilst working my Triceps. the only multitasking you do is combining being a sanctimonious faggot with being a miserable bitch,

>>737454813
My dick is perhaps the worst thing to ever happen to your mom

>>737454691
e-freud has arrived, we're saved!

>>737454721

Rich Piana said it himself. Body building is not a sport. If you are competing in it you basically just stand up and have judges compare you to with what their favorite type of built dude is. If a judge has one set of preferences that fits someone else that other person wins. Its not like you can go do something and beat him.

Its not a sport. Its a show. It requires athleticism to go into and train but its not a sport. Its more of an art than anything else.


But that being said. There is little carry over to anything else.

>>737454808
yeah that's totally what I just said, right... nice one, asshat.

>>737455062


Yeah I know. She likes them big and was seriously disappointed in yours. And honestly who cums after 4 minutes with a woman in her 60s?

>>737455164
you were trying to flex about how fast you can flip over a piece of rubber, no one gives a fuck about how well you're "maintained" fuckwad

>>737455095
>Rich Piana..
oh shit, I'm debating a moron.

bye.

>>737454726
Eh I workout 5 days a week. Mainly just left heavy and mix in some sprinting. I don't care about having a perfect body. I find purpose through my labor and my contributions to society and my interpersonal relationships.

I'm just saying lots of the dudes I know that are crazy cut and built are kinda obsessive weirdos.

>>737454872
dude wat

>>737455302


Good afternoon god dammit.

>>737455272
left: a faggot who is still mad that girls wouldn't talk to him in high school. right: a guy who could probably kill you in one punch

>>737455347


There is a huge difference between strength and conditioning (something everyone at every age should be doing) and body building. The two seem similar but are a world apart.

>>737455288
>you were trying to flex about how fast you can flip over a piece of rubber
no, that was some other idiot, sorry.
>no one gives a fuck about how well you're "maintained"
you may not, but females sure do.

kæk

>>737455302
Sara, are you using me for a green card
>nah man i love you lots, marry me!!
Ok Sara its just other girls have used me before, i dont think anyone actually likes me
>aww you big silly, i dont want a green card, i just want to.... love.... you Rich
Wow thats so nice to hear, lets have sex baby
>ouch i have a headache, and stomachache and im tired, im erm im saving myself for marriage
God fucking dammit

>>737455445
Yeah I agree. The guy I was responding to was trying to make it out like anyone that critiques the dark aspects of body building is somehow instantly some fat neck beard

>>737452856
It's vain in a womanish way
And at my gym, it's entirely homosocial bordering on homoerotic
But as degeneracies go, it's pretty mild

>>737455708
>degeneracies
lol /pol/

>>737455707

Body Builders hate crossfitters. Cross Fitters do a lot of foolish things and things that will cause injuries for normal people. But your average competitive cross fitter is in waaaay fucking better shape than any competitive body builder.

>>737455824
not /pol/
Just the most normal man in America

>>737455946
thing is, getting in good shape doesn't require cross-fit... it just requires a simple rutine of weight training, cardio-vascular exercise and proper diet, but these days people think cross-fit is the only thing there is, inlcuding kipping pullups that'll reck your shoulders and snatches and cleans for AMRAP unto the point of near death by rabdho.

I just like to lift heavy shit, that's my thing, so that's what I do.

>>737456093
>Just the most normal man in America
that's what every fucktard from that board thinks, kind /pol/fart.

>>737456342
literally been on /pol/ once
you do know other people use the word degenerate, yes?
anyway, bodybuilders are a bit too fetishistic and borderline queer to be normal

>>737456453
so, you've only been on /pol/ once. Alright, I'll bite.

but you're on /b/... talking about being normal, as opposed to being queer and/or degenerate.

on
fucking
/b/

kæk

>>737456642
How did I know you were going to go there?
>It's not normal to want to laugh at ylyl threads, see the latest revenge porn, participate in god-tier album threads
Look, dickhead, /b/ was degenerate as fuck years ago. It's bland now. If you think this place is degenerate now, you're 12 years old.

>>737456642
Can we just say that your both faggots and move on. Jesus Christ

>>737454980
There are only so many things you can do that incorporate multitasking with working out. You're retarded. Being able to recite Plato's Republic while doing an exercise doesn't show intelligence at all. You're a troll and you're dumb.

I think they're people who lack mental balance and focus too much of their effort on the transience of physical aesthetics.

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>>737452856
Impressive dedication and effort. Don't like the look myself.

>>737456875
>How did I know you were going to go there?
because you're a /b/tard, I guess.

lol

>>737456892
we're all faggots round these here parts, faggot.