Dick r8 thread. I'm horny af

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>>737452848

your dick looks like it has a fucking disease

>>737452848
you're probably going to die soon if you keep doing that / 10

yo what the fuck is wrong with ur dick bro

>>737453208
which disease? ;) lmao

>>737453328
doing what?lmao

How do you get such a close shave

>>737453643
a lot of time and patience lol

>>737452848
>>737452942
It would appear as though that's a bit too tight.

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>>737452848

that ring looks painful lmao. looks like its about to explode.

here's my non-strangled dick

>>737453998
>>737452848

Care to elaborate?

>>737454136
not bad 5/10
how big are u

>>737454192
Do you not see the ring around the base strangling his dick?

>>737454305
I see the cock ring, but isn't that what they're supposed to do/look like? I've never used one, so I don't have any experience, but in all of the pics I've seen, dicks with a ring on it always look enlarged/enflamed/angry

>>737454259

6 inches exactly, bang average lol

>>737454136
>>737454510
got any more pics?

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r8?

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>>737452848
The ring is too much

>>737454136
Cute i guess

My gf is scared of sex, is it cause she is 17? She likes it when i finger her touch and suck on her tits, but I have to fight her for it, it feels as if I have to force her to do it and when I try to access the vagina she gets very serious and tells me to stop, I have needs, but I love her very much, how do I do this without cheating or breaking up

>>737452848
I would suck your cock and let you fuck my virgin straight ass

>>737456065
find out what gets her really horny- whether thats an orgasm or a fetish. She'll confuse herself simply by being a woman

>>737456065
>>737452848
Same thing happened to me when I was in college. Some girls will always just be like that. Don't force it on her, otherwise that guarantees she'll never like it

>>737455868
6/10 - long, but doesn't look too hard

>>737456409
hah well actually i'm rock hard on that pic, its about 16/17 cm

>>737456503
damn that means you're even smaller than I originally thought

>>737456269
How do you find something like that out, she says she never watches porn or hentai, I tell her I don't believe her yet she always insists she never does anything sexual alone, I keep teasing her about yet she never tells me, expects me to believe she is innocent like that
>>737456333
The only way i get at least to tits is if I force her, she seems to enjoy it when its hapening but hates that i'm always naging her about it

>>737456511
3/10 - small, bland shape, weird texture on glans

>>737456765
well then what's your final rating :/

>>737456767
u got any pics of her??

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>>737456915
I have but non nude, she hates taking pic of herself in general

>>737452848
Your dick looks like you have to plug it in

So do you screw it on or do you just kind of friction fit it up in there

>>737456767
is she catholic? try playing with namecalling, put on some porn yourself, one thing that usually works is watching films with suggestive themes, but make sure she will be able to keep herself interested

>>737456767
>>737456333

Trust me, it may not always be worth it in the end to stick it out and keep forcing her into sexual situations. I tried for about three years, and while she slowly started to enjoy giving oral and eventually allowed herself to start cumming on my dick, I could always tell she never really liked it.

In the end, you're going to have to decide whether or not you want to put in the time or find someone else.

>>737457142
Its the new iDick 7. It uses a proprietary plug-in system lmao

>>737457152
Any movies you could recommend? She has a very refined taste in movies, /tv/esk

>>737456065
>doesn't it suck when your dick is so big it hurts the chick
fuck off m8 and stop humble bragging

>>737452942
>>737452848
what are you doing to it man??

>>737457405
I'm actually a virgin, I never used my size to get any girl, hell my hands are small my feet are average, I'm a short skelly, no cock queen would even know what I'm packing

>>737457440
>>737452848
>>737452942

Gotta be a masochism bruh. That thing looks the incredible hulk about to bust out of tiny handcuffs lol

>>737457580
How big are you? length, girth?

>>737452848
your cock is gonna fall off

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>>737457399
'Her', make sure she can handle sci-fi shit, read up. the Room, a masterpiece. and the graduate may actually be a good one

>>737457798
what do u mean?

what a faggot, needs a cockring for it to be acceptably large

>>737457732
18 cm never did girth

>>737457811
Haha yeah, she has seen many old ones, but not the room, should be great to cringe at together

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my cawk in the shower
I'm kinda self conscious about it because it does this curve in then curve out thing

>>737456065
Flirt with people in front of her, text girls in front of her, and make a point to casually mention some of your female friends in conversations with her. This will make her jealous and hopefully more attracted to you and willing to do more to keep you. Just don't do anything break up worthy like send dick pics to other girls.. that will just get you single

>>737458021
ew what the fuck is that shape?
2/10

>>737457959
LOL I didn't know cockrings made you bigger

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>>737458167

>>737452848

Would love to tie it up until it goes numb, then cut it off and make you suck it.

>>737458432
Ech! Tennouttatenn
I miss jon :c

>>737458573
we all do ;-;

>>737458001
you must be really short

>>737458001
well casablanca is just a great movie overall, no sex tho

>>737458666
I honestly don't care about any of the shit he's said recently. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. I wish he'd make more content T_T

>>737456065
Lmao is that you Brian? I recognize your skin bridge on your dick. And your freckles.

>>737459157
Fuck, no way. What is the first letter of my last name?

>>737452848
Take that shit off

>>737459228
3/10 - looks soft and small

>>737459224
Y

>>737452848
>>737452942
>>737459262
I bought a cock ring not realizing that there were sizes. I should have got the one that was 2" in diameter

>>737459369
Holy shit man pls dont share this pic with anyone

>>737459418
4/10 - looks limp, a bit too small

>>737459437
Kek

>>737459498
post urs then

>>737459499
>being this easily trolled

>>737459559
why r u a faggot or something???

>>737459652
yes gimme dick

>>737459563
>What makes you think I'm bamboozled

>>737459563
>Trolled sure love browsing 4ching in the summer xdxd

>>737452848
it looks like his dick is crying from the agony he is putting it through

>>737459652
>he's not a faggot, he just goes on dick r8 threads and rates other lads' dicks 'for science'
stop repressing lad

>>737459732
>Using meme arrows
>that will help me blend in for sure xddddd can't wait to tell my cs:go buddies

>>737459871
lose some weight and shave otherwise nice cock anon

>>737459859
>Exde

>>737459563
>>737459732
>>737459758
>>737459859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88fbHOmvRk

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R8

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R8 pls

>>737460171
1/10 - short, hairy, all around off-putting

>>737460191
4/10 - not bad, not great. a little too small for my taste

>>737460171
3/10
>>737460191
7/10

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>>737452848

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>>737452848
>>737452942
back with a gif

>>737460432
2/10 - ugly foreskin, small, eyesore

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r8 my average length cock

>>737460473
then why did you respond if its ugly

>>737460451
dude your penis is gonna erupt with that tiny ass cock ring

>>737460634
you asked for a rate

>>737460577
"average"?
4/10 - small, bland looking penis

>>737460812
Isn't that the point? lmao

>>737460812
i bet you'd suck it

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im athletic and your gf would probably want to fuck me and flirt with me if we ever hung out. feels good

>>737452848
>Fagbook
Why are you continuing the stereotype

>>737460451
It's huge don't ruin it :(

>>737460998
why?

>>737460998
LOL you wish, beta fag

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>>737461105
why what?

>>737461180
why would a girl want to fuck you?

>>737461180
yea dude you got a tiny lil baby dick

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>>737461156
im 6'2

>>737461227
are you fucking dense?

>>737461057
I'd rather he ruin me instead ;P

>>737461291
Height does not equate to being alpha. You can be a tall, faggot-ass beta bro. You're living proof of that

>>737460998
that giant ass sad nicholas cage face

>>737461291
am i missing something here?

>>737461709
got any pics of u hard or is that all we're working with here?

>>737461378
>You can be a tall, faggot-ass beta bro
you're shitting on someone online who's likely taller, more attractive and sexually active than you

continue to tell me about how 'beta' i am.

>>737461407
>am i missing something here?
yes you're unaware of how fucking dense you are

>>737461399
>that giant ass sad nicholas cage face
pff post a pic of your face you dumb faggot

>>737461812
you're pretty confident for an ugly fat old person with a small cock

>>737461812
lol you go on 4chan to try to convince other people how alpha you are. Congrats, my friend. You're a winner, and everyone loves you for how special you are

>>737452848
you have a pretty small penis
but i guess thats average for you fatass americans

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>>737461810

>>737461940
it's pretty above average for orientals

>>737461812
>Is 6'2
>Thinks he's tall
>rofl

>>737461983
is OP asian? if so, that means his huge cock is even bigger than I thought

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R8 my dick

>>737462174
3/10 - small, thin. At least it looks cleanly shaven

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Here's my wedding tackle. Be kind.

>>737462258
3/10 - looks smaller than average, and dried out. Glans has weird texture, while shaft is calloused and flaking

>>737452848
Let us know when it falls off.. :D

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For whatever reason I never felt the need to measure my dick for 18 years. Was pleasantly surprised when I did, though.

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>>737461907
I'm 24 and weigh 170. my dick is pretty average.and i fuck different bitches every weekend you little piece of shit.

>>737461922
i don't see any pictures of you looking any better you pussy ass bitch. get fucked lol

>>737462327

Well, thanks for being honest. My cock is good enough for porn shoots, so.....

>>737462632
Pleasantly surprised to find out that you're smaller than average?

>>737462815
small dick humiliation fetish videos, I assume?

>>737462696
i am not sure if this guy is serious or is totally derailed

>>737463027
Pleasantly surprised that I'm not as small as I thought, which is why I didn't measure in the first place.

>>737462696
>>737463174
He's a nutcase bruv

>>737463244
>>737462632
what are your measurements? length and girth? Your penis looks to be about 4.5" - 5" from the pic

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>>737452848
looks like herpescanceraidsgonorrhea


you will die very soon/-5

>>737462696
lol ugly as shit mongoloid face.
And your dick is small
and you're old

>>737463295
Pic doesn't do it justice then. Just about 6 fully hard

>>737463369
No way in hell man. Pic while measuring, otherwise I call bs. Your cock is no bigger than 5" at the most.

>>737458208
of course they do, keeps more blood inyour shaft and head for longer, though by the looks of op hes had it on too long and has burst some vessels

>>737456196
don't think it's so straight if you say so

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care to rate?
really curious

>>737463509
Well, I used a ruler about a week ago. It's up to you whether you believe it, I won't argue

>>737463575
Looks tasty, can you post another angle?

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>>737463575
2
that's all I've got

>>737463575
hard to tell from this angle. How big are you?

>>737463637
I just don't want you to tell people one thing, only for them to find out its simply not true. Be modest bro, 5" ain't that bad

>>737463763
18.4 bone pressed

>>737460451
IT'S ABOUT TO BREAK

>>737463807
Hot idea for a pic, ugly dick.
Looks short and stubby. Hairy and unshaved too
2/10

>>737463604
I recognize this cock. Do you have a kik?

>>737463815
My family decided to watch a movie, so they're distracted. Un momento, por favor

>>737463807
Your dick looks like its in chemo dude

>>737463840
>>>737460451 (You)
Holy shit you weren't kidding. OP, your dick already hit maximum overdrive, but you took it a step further. Careful with that thing before you break it

>>737463807
fucking neckbeard

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First time ever pulling back my foreskin. Wtf are these bumps along the crest. I would touch them but it hurts to touch my tip because it is so hypersensitive.
Pls help

>>737464168
First time ever pulling back your foreskin? What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't believe you. If you never pulled back your foreskin while cleaning your dick in your life you would have a fuckton of dick-cheese.

>>737463886
you recognize it cause you have seen it before. I have. Its probably not his

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>>737463819
Shameless self-bump for nobody rated me even though I expected my /b/rothers to help me out.

GF's ass in order to motivate yall

>>737456511
Shit looks like a triceratops.

>>737464295
Well then that's probably the disease.
I did have a way of cleaning though. I would trap water under my skin and scrub it back and forth while holding my skin closed.

>>737464399
I really wish you would take more pictures of your cock for us.

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>>737463886
Volkeee

>>737452848
>>737452942
>>737460451
OP you have a big beautiful dick. Please do not torture it in this way

>>737464852
4/10 Boring

>>737458021
looks like rubber, less than stellar shape, whitish-beige with hints of pink, great girth, although a little bit top heavy, and perfect vein coverage. The judges have locked in at a solid 5.7/10, congratulations.

>>737465107
I'll take it c: