So this fly has been fucking with me all day, so I caught it

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Here's a better pic

tear its legs off limb by limb each pic

Bumperoni

>>737452226
cum on it

Microwave him

Encase him in candle wax

Shove him up your asshole and take a pic

Put it in you dickhole

Shove him in your dick hole and take a pic

Sharpie in pooper

Eat him

>>737453120
rolling for this

rolling for you to ignore the fly and find a more substantial creature... gonna say human child

rollerino

Smear him on your face

Pull your bottom eyelid open and place the fly inside your eyelid and take a pic

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>>737453200
dubs motherfuckers

snort it

Drown it

>>737451951
Who cares about a fucking fly.

Dammit, OP won't deliver on that

>>737453120
Roll

Microwave it and then chop its crispy body up and snort it like a line of cocaine

Shove fly in dick hole and take a pic

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>tie string to fly
>stake down the string
>lay honey just on the border of where the fly can reach

>>737453200
OP here, I'm ignoring this since I hate this fly and I'm not allowed near children.

Also, I'm not inserting it in my body in any way.

>>737453120
roll

>>737453028
Rollio for this

>>737453120
Rolling for this

>>737453417
Oh so there's rules now? How about you eat shit and die. Respect the dubs and either find a small child or put it in your peepee hole.

Fuck it

>>737453120
rolling.

UP THE PEEHOLE MOTHERFUCKER

>>737453364
not bad. rolling for this.

Pit it in ur peepee

>>737453728
rolling

put the fly in a covered cup and tie it to a balloon
send it into the air once more

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>>737453417
>not allowed near children
explain, please

>>737453728
roll roll roll

Try to keep it alive for as long as you possibly can & post updates to /b/ every hour on the hour.

>>737453417
Kek will punish you for not complying to the law of dubs

>>737453728
roll

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>>737453417
>not allowed near children
Care to tell us why, OP?

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>>737453417
OP why arent you allowed near children

>>737453120
rolio polio

>>737453120
roll again

if trips kys

>>737453785
kek

Drown him in cum

>>737453120
rollllling

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>>737453996

>>737453794
>>737453893
>>737453900

willing to bet that OP is just full of shit and trying to be funny.

SHOVE THE MOTHERFUCKING FLY INTO YOUR DICK HOLE AND TAKE A PIC FOR US

>Fucking Get already!!

Take off it's legs while it's alive

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rolling for microwave then eat in a burrito
post microwaving/eating

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>>737453794
>>737453893
>>737453900
That's not what this thread is about niggers

Lose your virginity to the fly

put a leash on it and take it for a walk

Fuck you OP and your faggoted rules. Rolling to LET IT GO.

>>737454146
newfaggorino

Suck its dick

>>737454146
just freaking do it OP

Space Program.

Push the fly into your toothbrush and brush your teeth with him

Crucify it and then set him on fire

>>737454311
Boiiiiiii

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>>737454146
>>737454284
newfag

>>737454215
well then why'd you mention it?

Insert in pooper

>>737454356
rolling for this

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>>737454311
checkd. Hope you gotta bottle rocket OP

Take a dump and let it make fly babies from it.

>>737454407

Im a 63 year old man

>>737454311
Sorry to say no balloons are available to me.

Yes I know OP is a faggot

Go find a spider and put them in the same container or just throw the fly right into its web. Record what happens. If you throw it into the web then be sure to have already been recording.

>>737454356
rerolling for this

>>737454356
Re roll

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>>737454215
this "i'm a vegan" mentality. you fucking mentioned it pedo, tell us the story cunt.

For fucks sake,

Ok shove the fly into your dick hole and take a picture for us

>>737454215
then why would you tell us? you little fucking tease

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>>737454215
naw nigger you dont drop it after saying shit like that, whats the deal

Waterboard

>>737454215
cum on it

Put it in a glass of water and drink it

Just step on it you incurable faggot.

Rape him

>>737454215
in the dick hole it goes and take a pic

>>737454556
kek

>man who tears limbs off of bugs is also not allowed near children for some reason
really joggles your boggles, doesnt it

>>737451951
eat fly

Shove it in your dick hole then jack off and cum it out of your dick (and take pics)

Smash it with your dick

Take a vid while setting it ablaze

>>737454694
KEK
roll

Put the fly in your foreskin and wait for it to suffocate (and take pics)

Do to the fly what you did to those children.

Blast Allstar directly into his ears until he dies

>>737454504
go and buy one poorfag

Road haul him with an rc car or something of the like

>>737454408
>>737454595
Why the fuck do you think faggots? Use the 3 brain calls God gave you for once in your life

Take a shit on top of it

>>737454777
Nice trips

>>737454777
OHHHHHHH

>>737451951
Into your benis it goes

>>737454777
K E K
E E
K E K

>>737454777
Blyat

>>737454777
lol

Stick the fly in your right nostril and hold it shut until the fly dies inside your nose and take pics for us

>>737454777
Trips have spoken

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>>737454777

In for rape of a fly

OP is a chomo and should be treated like fly

point at the fly and call it a faggot

>>737454996

By your logic there's nothing wrong with how he's treating the fly? (And kids)

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put me in the screencap if op delivers

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>>737454777
I already took pictures of it?

>>737454681
I bet he tears the limbs of children.

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>>737454777

>>737454829
dont be a faggot, tell us the story

>keep the fly alive and feed it protein powder and growth supplements
>entice more flies to gather with sugar water rubbed on your piss bottles
>capture other flies that dare enter your fap cave and cut their wings off
>train more flies and build a miniature colleseum
>pit the flies against each other until one is left alive
>feed the bodies of the lesser gladiators to the champion
>free the champion

put it on a toothpick and then in your pee pee

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>>737454777

Shove the fly into your dick hole and take pics

Cum on it

You are a faggot for not being willing to insert it into yourself

call the police and tell them this fly is in distress.

>>737452987
Rolling for this

>>737455312
rolling.

>>737455366
Winrar

>>737455312
Tell the police the fly raped you.

>>737455366
rip, thread

Tear it legs off and cum on it

Smash it with a hammer, then burn it

Let it go

Finally

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>>737455366

>>737455205
I'm not Op, but you gave me a good idea

Cum on it to show dominance

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>>737455366
Doing this right now, keep the thread alive niggers this might take a while

>>737455587
put pp inside anal fly xd /b/

>>737455472

Rolling for this

>>737455587
Does it still try to fly? Does it jump?

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>>737455141
Oh my lord OP

Cut it in half and cum or pee on the corpse

Let it walk in wingless misery

>>737455141
Fly = Naked
Did you take naked pictures again?
With. The children?

>>737455587
>might take a while

OP needs to find his stash of CP to get off, fucking pedo nigger kike.

isnt a fly without wings called a walk

Impale it

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>>737454777

>>737455587
Hurry up faggot

>>737455205
This

Can't wait to see this cummy fly

so if it can't fly anymore, is it a walk??

I think OP's children walked in and saw him jerking it to a fly

>>737456218

Not anymore, he cut its legs off. Now it's a vegetable. A vegetable who can't escape his cumshot.

And we're here edging ourselves while waiting for delivery.

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Anyone remember Boris?

>>737456419

No please tell the tale

>>737451951
Cutout mini paper wings shaped like a draon fly's wings, and prepare a shortened toothpick

Superglue wings to fly, and the toothpick to fly head

Superglue the fly to a paper with the words "I self identify as a unicorn dragonly"

>>737456486

He was a brave little insect who got burned alive bcuz of a thread like this.

>>737456800

RIP Boris

RIP Boris

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Here is a pic of him burning

>>737454829
When you drop a vague turd bomb that repulsant, people will ask questions aggot.


Now, did you diddle your kids, your neighbors kids, your relative's kids?

Tell the story, its a lot more interesting than this banal fly thing.

In any case, it doesnt matter if its tre, it needs to be interesting

>>737456970

At least he got a Viking's funeral

>>737456835
>>737456847
>mfw i forget this isnt r9k

rip boris

Boris, Rest In Peace

Itt: faggot op asks for ideas. In return garuntees delivery, decides to do fuck all anyway, outs himself as a pedo, but refuses any details.

>>737451951
long time ago i catched a fly and put a string in it's neck. I posted it there and was pretty funny. Was my fly pet. You are too late for doing that.

>>737457208

Typical 4chan thread then

Almost done guys

Op here, just finished, it's so damn sticky. Pic in a min

Please show us a cum covered fly, or kill your self

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>>737455141
Hahahaha

find another animal and feed it to it with the cum on it

Feed the cum covered fly to a spider

Rip Boris

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Sorry it took so long, hope you niggers are happy

>>737457990

Nice, is he dead?

Now eat the cum fly.

>>737457990


RIP Pedro

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>>737458061

>>737457990
Put cum fly on tongue.

>>737458061
rolling for this

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>>737457990

>>737458255

Winrar

>>737458255
WINRAR

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>>737457990

Nice.

>>737458255
Dubs commands it!

>>737458255

OP MUST DELIVER

>>737458255

WINRAR

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>>737453417
If you are neither delivering nor telling us why you cannot approach kids, then GTFO & KYS

>>737458255
>>737458366

Dubs commands it.

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>>737458255
You faggots better screencap this

>>737459056
OP CONFIRMED FAGGOT

>>737459056

this will 404 into obscurity

you are nothing, you done this for nothing.

enjoy your pathetic life.

SWALLOW CUM FLY WITH SHARPIE IN POOPER

>>737459056
Hey OP, thanks for doing this. Good job.

>>737459133

You're actually browsing /b/, you're as worthless as everyone here, faggot

Now put it on the tip of your dick

>>737459355

Winrar

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>>737459352

I know this.

i'm happy to wade in the shit.

i don't have to justify my existence by doing backflips into it though

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>>737459056

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>>737459355
This little nigger is still alive

Swallow cum fly with sharpie in pooper.

>OP IS LEGEND

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>>737459056
You got a purty mouth boy

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Better pic

>>737459724
more like a fucking dumbass who shouldve stayed in jail

>>737459625
Full dick pic

eat fly

Grind cum fly and snort it

fly in pooper

TOUCH SOME YOUNGIN'S WITH THE CUM FLY

>>737457990
I'm so proud of you.

put fly on ass cheek

>>737458144
His name was fenrir.

STICK THE FLY IN YOUR POOPER

>>737459975
NOW

>>737460000
wasted. checked but wasted.

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>>737460000

Anon-Kun... Your quads... They're so large!

>>737460000
HOLY FUCK

>>737460064
How is it wasted?

>>737454408
are you retarded?

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>>737460000


Omfg

>>737460000
Shit!

>>737456419
Yeah bro....suicided himself

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>>737460000

>>737453134
this

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>>737460000
Can't disrespect quads.
Hail Kek

>>737460000
The quads hath spoketh.

>>737460446
Lol.

>>737460446
theres only one thing left to do now: eat it

>>737460000
hoyl shit

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>OP IS A FUCKING LEGEND

>>737460446
Eat the pooper cum fly.

>>737460000
QUADS ! QUADS ! QUADS! QUADS !

Make a gas chamber out of a bottle and some sort of spray.

>>737451951
now come to me and succ mah kawk

>>737451951
succ fly's kawk

>>737460773
burn fly

Make him a paper fedora

under eye lid it goes

Make him a Viking funeral. As Boris had

>>737461011
Not handy enough for this
Sorry

>>737460446
Snort it

put it in your urethra

Drown it in your piss

>>737461233
OI OI LADS

Crush it with your teeths

make it into a liquid and put it in a syringe and inject it into your penis

>>737461233
holy shit no way op is doing this

>>737461525
roll
OP is a legend

>>737461233
HAHAHAHHA

I love this OP

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>>737455141

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>>737461233
He was still alive when I sucked him in.
Maybe he still is.

If not, may his soul ascend to the ethernal heavens of Kekistan, where he wil soar through the skies once again.

Kek bless Pedro's soul.

>>737461706
He needs to fry it a little in a pan so it's nice and crispy, grind it up and get a note and sniff

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>>737454777
the trips have spoken. Praise kek

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>>737462196

Kek

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PUT ME IN SCREENCAP!

Cum on it

Eat the fucker if you haven't yet

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>>737462196

>>737462840
Roll for dis

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>>737462803
are you fucking retarded? Read the thread

Jizz on it, then let it walk on your benis

>>737462840
that little nigger is inside his lungs now, come on keep up with the thread

>>737462840
I fucking snorted him up you idiot

>>737462958
how are you feeling OP?

>>737453412
Bitch how the fuck can you tie a string to a fly? The amount of pressure you'd need to make a knot would slice it in half.

Swallow it whole and vomit it back up

>>737463013
Pretty good, I made some autists laugh by jizzing on a fly, putting it in my ass and snorting it. Not many people can say that.

>>737463185
Not many people WOULD say that, whether it was true or not.

In any case you're an asshole for doing that to that fly, it's not like it was intentionally bothering you. Should have just killed it.

>>737462840
DEVOUR HIM

>>737463258

#OPDidNothingWrong

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>>737463185
nice. and how is your nostril feeling?

>>737463366
Nothing special, I just sucked him in in one quick suck.

Also, checked

name him jimbo

GOLD THREAD

Kill fly and ys

Kill yourself with the fly in your lungs.

Boiler elado!

>>737452987
Bump

>>737454311
SPACE SPAXE SPACE

>>737454777
CHEEEECCKKEEEDDD

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>>737454777

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Janna Gover

Should've recorded where u cut them, but best would be to catch another one, dont cut its wings and tie them together. Make sure to provide us a vid of that, now that would be hilarious

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>>737459056
Y-you okay there op?

>>737451951
don't kill

>>737452226
He's a bro

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Holy shit this thread still going ..

>>737453120
roll

>>737454777
trips