What is /b/'s favorite thing to do when drunk? Need ideas /b/ros

>>737451162
1. get more drunk
2. fap

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>>737451162
fapping? smoking weed and watching trailer park boys?

Something entertaining boys i fapped few times today already

>>737451162
I pick a theme on YouTube and watch the fuck out of it.

Drank half a bottle of Chivas Regal last night, watching PUBG live streams.

Browsing /b/ or playing my guitar.

Pick up a damn guitar and just starting strumming, OP. It's great, trust me.

>>737451442
I was planning to buy a guitar and start learning some shit lately, is it hard to learn some basics? I mean like easiest riffs or something

>>737451162
Bump because that is what brought me back here

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>>737451162
white wine 2, bottles a day straight to the lover

>>737451683
These days, not at all. I've been playing for 24 years now, had some tuition at the start. All you need in 2017 is a guitar, youtube and a little commitment to practice.

>>737452080
24 years, you must be very good by this time, good for you anon! Anyways, if I wanted to play electric guitar, is it better to first learn acoustic to understand strumming, handwork and stuff? or its okay to go straight to electric?

>>737452291
Fine to go straight to electric to learn the basics. They apply to both.

From there you can decide what you like more when you've been playing for a few years and explore the other styles that it offers.

I learned on an acoutsic - it was my mum's old guitar I found in the attic. After playing for a year I got an electric and an amp for my birthday. I've played both since and love some fingerpicking or strumming/singing on the acoustic just as much as rocking out with a load of distortion on my electric.

It's a fun and rewarding hobby to have.

Also, chicks dig it, which is a bonus.

>>737452747
I think i will go with acoustioc for now, I would love to know how to play some Nirvana songs like About a girl, or Come as you are. Unfortunately my parents were "sportfags" forcing me to do sports even though i always wanted to play some instrument :c Thank you man for you wise words, I wish you the best of luck in your life

>>737451162
Drink.

>>737453151
Done.

>>737453136
You too my friend. I wish you every success on your journey. You're also lucky, Nirvana is pretty easy to play but sounds awesome.

>>737451162
Anything you would enjoy sober really. As long as it's not imperative that you use hand eye coordination, and special awareness. Like driving a car for instance.

Crying.

>>737451162
>Drink more.
>Smoke weed.
>Maybe sniff coke if with mates.
If alone:
>Drink more.
>Smoke weed.
>Listen to music and shitpost.
>Maybe watch a zombie film.

Get cockers & drink ans spend money in escort

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>>737451236
+4 for trailer park boys

>>737451162
throw street-food at traffic signs.

>>737451353
that brought me down a path of falcon POV videos. there are hours upon hours of that shit on Youtube.

>>737453703
I have no weed or coke tho, i drank some more, hoping that it would fill the void inside of me

Fucking around with some good friends

>>737451162
>drive around while drinking more
>wake up in jail
>when they let you out, repeat

best in when you dont remember anything and just wake up at the courthouse

>>737454521
Watch a film you've never seen before.
There's loads coming out/have come out recently that are fucking awesome.

>>737454583
easymode: weekdays, during daytime
insane mode: friday/saturday nights and major holidays

>>737454660
Reccomend me some /b/ro

>>737454583
In my country, there are special places where they put you when police grabs you on the street shit-drunk, and you have to pay next morning for them to release you.
Funny thing is that as a student you have 50% discount.
Only reason to go to college lul

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>>737454167
amens

>>737454899
John Wick
John Wick 2
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Black Dynamite
Blow
Once Upon a Time in the West
Ip Man
Man from Nowhere
I Saw the Devil

lemonadearitas or reds hard cider if you are just trying to have fun.

50/50 cheap vodka and brisk for a hard iced tea if you want to get fucked up.

if you have good vodka then just take four or five shots and just coast on beer or hard cider

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>>737455067
sounds like an absolute bargain compared to the USA. chances are if you are arrested while drunk you have $2,000-10,000 payment or else jail. (mainly the payment is due to probation but if you have DUI they force extra harshness on you)

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Frig off

>>737454899
mortdecai was an alright comedy, if you like anime then blame! is alright

>>737455196
>Man from Nowhere
I was gifted some whiskey from my friend, usualy I really like Russian Standard vodka, followed by few beers, ciders are fine as well tho, they have same alcohol as strong beer, and tastes sweet. They are pretty easy to get drunk to

>>737451162
my favorite thing to do when drunk would probably be drinking

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Play PayDay 2

>>737451162
cocain

>>737455162
Thanks /b/ro, I will definitely try those movies i haven't watched yet

>>737455592
hello

>>737455592
I actually own this game, want some team up? lmao

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>>737451162
Forget

>>737455663
Hello my friend

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>>737455338
heeeyyy randy-bo-bandy

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>>737455692
I try, I try...

>>737455776
I can reproduce car sounds by a beer can, any of you guys want to hear?

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>>737455760

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>>737456021
I can take that

>>737454216
When I think about it. I get up to a lot of food related mischief, when drunk. I ones filled someone's mailbox with off brand Cheetos.

>>737455663
>>737455677
Ah I have people I play with already and don't really fancy sharing my Steam account with any anons, no offense.

Watch live music performances on TV

>>737451162
I put on some music that I think I'm in love with, then I pretend to be a DJ at a party with all my friends, family and co-workers. I pretend that the music I play will either fucking smash the party or be the dullest duller of dullers. My actions are according to my beliefs, wether my audience likes the song I'm playing or not. I actually switch songs I like if I don't think my "audience" likes it. Yes really.
The sad part is that this is the truth. Also, I'm drunk now, and I don't consider /b/ to be my audience. The music is playing, and the rave is fucking sick right now.

>>737456669
You rock Anon!...And so do I..

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>>737456253
Look at that gut

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Isis leader captured

BREAKING NEWS

>>737456669
Holy fucking shit, /b/ is my audience right now. I'll start you off easy with some Epic (feat. Chezere)

https://youtu.be/owM-jeGgKfs

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>>737457211
We're moving the house, the foundation is shaking. Keep the shaking up with some MADUK
https://youtu.be/8Gbop-ZLUfA

>>737457211
I like this one! keep them coming, im here to listem :)

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>>737457211
>>737457353

>>737451162
play ets
listen music
think about "her"

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>>737457516
>ay ets
>listen music
This one hit too close to me

>>737457353
SILENCE. Slow down. Relax and enjouy (at least 1 minute of) Manovres
Station earth remix of MAD WORLD
https://youtu.be/5IwKb3vujIM

>>737457705
Ever heard of Veela? You should hear Veela. She is freaking amazing. This isn't even her best song. You'll still love it: "Got me thinking"
Maduk is involved.
https://youtu.be/XhohLI1Rupc

>>737455162
That's not a bad list to be fair.

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>>737456253
I like how Randy is visually measuring the amount of liquor he is supposed to have based on the size of the bottle

>>737455162
I approve, I'll just add:
Every IP-man movie made (especially the one with the american boxer. The boxer that challenges the entirety of "ASIA" with his superior fighting style)

>>737457906
Fine. I surrender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YHNTXYLn8k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwrCCc6hWKo

Do you like this one /b/?

>>737458543
It has the annoying "Singingnoise-that-is-not-actual-singing". But still, likeable. :D

I prefer some more fluid music though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxkHChQIzCQ

>>737458992
Yeah, I like yours more, you beat me to it :P

PvP in Dark Souls, it's fun because when you're good, you get really cocky and when you're drunk, you get REALLY cocky. Still gotten some god tier parries like one of the dual Majestic Greatswords L2

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>>737458992
OK /b/, you've been hit hard with the drum-n-bass.
It's time for the harder style beats. It's time to leave this planet.

Holy fucking shit, it shit really true? Are we going to space?
Are you an astronaut? Is this the apollo program?
https://youtu.be/jLzmWpe00FQ

Get further drunk, teach people on normie social media 4chin trolling, eat food, pass out, regret everything go to work then repeat. It's a viscous circle at first, and it's pretty hard going in the morning but as soon as you rehydrate you're all good, invest in a memory foam mattress that shit will take every worry away.

>>737459512
oooh i like where this is going

My favorite thing to do drunk is watch movies with people online and chat on vent with everyone else watching

>>737459646
>hard going in the morning but as soon as you rehydrate you're all good, i
Yeah mate water is the key to succesfull morning, im going to pas out eventually as I have nothing to eat and im getting pretty bored

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>>737459512
Wait, what? You don't like this music? What, you liek "Coldplay"? fuck you. OK I'll give you fucking coldplay. HERE is your fucking coldplay***
https://youtu.be/WGtkgc5jqW0

*** not actually coldplay

>>737459741
How do I watch movie with somebody online anon?

>>737451162
I like to go to /f/ but it's usually shit. I currently have 363 .swf files saved that i like to click through. I also like to watch youtube

>>737459868
I'm sorry I offended you... Really, I apologize.. :/
...
...
Is there anyone, still, out there..?
https://youtu.be/Lyt7NQdpRTM

>>737460176
Ofcourse we are still here!

>>737460176
This is me, actually trolling you.
https://youtu.be/mhUS41D4OWY

>>737460176
This is me, staying
https://youtu.be/AweaGo4WWFU

>>737460615
Please be aware that I'm actually not trolling you. I love this song more than you can imagine.
Well, I lost the will to explain.
https://youtu.be/sH36yjQyMBs

(fun-fact: Google.play.music is missing two thirds of this track)

>>737451162
>drink more cola ouzo
>play games
>suck bc too drunk
>drink more cola ouzo
>pass out

>>737461149
I actually love this track. I hate that two-thirds of this is missing from google.play.music. I keep wanting it to keep playing.. Best practical joke? Well, I prefer music that can be enjoyed, like this one:
https://youtu.be/AhhEYe5Hczo

>>737451162
I just cry myself to sleep honestly

>>737461487
I have ouzo at home, is ti any good with cola? Ouzo itself i dont really like the taste

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>>737461504
What
You think I'm made of of awesome tracks? I'm not.
What.. You still want that "one more track" track?
.....
sigh

...
ok, fine.
https://youtu.be/Ojb92HIEY7k

>>737451162

fap in public

>>737461769
Fun-fact: I'm not actually a real DJ
Oh wait, that broke your bubble? DJ's just play music they know will work
Just like this one:
https://youtu.be/agi-FWTLMh0

>>737461652
It is. But I warn you.

>>737462057
You warn me? Against what?

>>737462023
I'm just "blown away" by all the feedback I'm getting on my sick, lit DJ-skills
https://youtu.be/Dd-tBL_6RmI

>>737462298
Thansk for yo DJ service but im of to sleep now, its 3am at my place, good night anon, sleep thight

>>737462251
You can't just drink cola ouzo, at least not if you're anything like me. It's just 'not drinking cola ouzo' and 'drink yourself into an ouzo induced coma', not much in between.

>>737462855
Im more than a ready for some unduced coma. wish me luck

>>737462298
>>737462683
I dont care how much "to bed" you're going. Why don't you try talking to your mama sometime?
https://youtu.be/x96Ifg4PZ0E

>>737462994
Godspeed, I think I'm going to attempt sleeping, I've already had multiple liters of heavy beer, a bottle of wine and cola ouzo and I can't really do anything anymore. Thank God for Thursdays

>>737463083
WAIT - Jesus, ok you win.
I will play something that you want to hear
https://youtu.be/aCyQu00rZrM

I may respond in few hours
>>737463120
>>737463276
Sleep tight guys, DJ, you are not longer essencial here, but we will definitely need you tommorow, prepare for another day full of DJing if you wish

>>737463276
I feel so naked
https://youtu.be/AhhEYe5Hczo

>>737463381
Last one I listened to mate..Good night..

>>737463381
>>737463558
I won't do it again
https://youtu.be/Dd-tBL_6RmI

>>737451162
https://youtu.be/yeml7Q-NJDw

>>737455692
The only acceptable answer
>I like to do fun activities when I'm drunk XD
adults do pretty much the same thing whether their drunk, stoned or sober you massive group of TEENS

>>737451162
listen to podcasts, play vidya, eat pizza... occasional fap and maybe browse the chan inbetween games... maybe jam to some music for a while and of course contemplate suicide for being an alcholic loner

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>>737463651

Holy shit, I reposted the same song :O Real legit awe and "fucking why did I do that" here

Trying to redeem myself with this:
https://youtu.be/4QN03ZZnirs

(I did not have sex with that woman)

>>737451231
I drink whiskey. No fappin for me

>>737463950
you can fap or cum on any liquor, its just once your to a certain point...things wont happen as well due to your body working overtime to save you from the poison

>>737463950
Oh geez, the whiskey dick is fucking aweful. I find that being mostly a non-drunky, I can get a hard whiskey dick. The hard whiskey dick does nothing more than being hard and not cumming forever..
I hate whiskey dicks.. It's like trying to win at genital jousing multiplayer. (steam)

I totally see you
>>737463944
https://youtu.be/WQ41CKtAyRo

>>737464190
Your affection takes me awaaaayyyyy
https://youtu.be/S-7sH8ZYqqI

>>737455319
DUIfag here. Cost me ~5k in fines and fees plus no license for a month. That was 2nd tier, with 0.16 BAC though.

>>737451162
Fuck up a thing I have going on with a girl if she's present or drink to the point till it's not fun anymore and go home and sleep. Note I never ever drink alone.

>>737464887
>Note I never ever drink alone.
Why not? Best way to drink

>>737464887
https://youtu.be/gS8CDGQX8qw

>>737464961
Why drink alone when I can actually have fun?

>>737465211
How old are you?

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Hey /b/
I'm DJ "John"

I've been providing you tracks of whatever-music today

Question: Do you want more? Do you hate the links? Gimme something to base my future on here.

>>737465298
21 but I'm from Eastern Europe so Ive been drinking since 15

>>737451162
listen to italo disco and dance alone in my living room like an idiot

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>>737465482
Fair enough. Won't judge something I know nothing of