Hey guys remember me? So my bf didnt come home ladt noght so

>>737440812
Cover the gut, wear a bra that put those tits up and paint your toes red.

>>737440812
Post those udders baby

>>737440812
Oh nooo he didn't come home.
I'm not surprised, I wouldn't have either.
Go away.

>>737440812
Tits or GTFO.

>>737441025
This

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>>737441025
Dont kick me out... You guys are mu only supports righ now! Hers my tits ok??

>>737441162

what underwear you wearing for this date? i suggest none

>>737441162
Time-stamp?

>>737441233
Is that okay? Will he like that?

>>737440812
Man the harpoons, blubber pump chump incoming.

>>737441292
probs. less obstacles if you ask me

>>737441343
Dont be so meen to me!

Your only a tiny bit funny cause Im high

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>>737440812
Man, you are all a bunch of sad and disgusting fucks.

Where are you located? My harpoons be loaded

>>737440812
he won't give a shit what you wear to your "date" as long as you fight the gag reflex and swallow, which by the looks of you is about the only value you could possibly have.

>>737441162
Absolutely not

first name?

>>737440812
why don't you let me come over and show you how a real man fucks a woman

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>>737441534
I have a bad gag reflex lol

>>737441162
Put a book under the left titty.

>>737441679
god damn you are sexy as fuck

>>737441679
show vagoo

>>737441679
Lol doubt you do you far hambeast.

No wonder he isn't coming home. Lose that stomach poodles.

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>>737441737
I dont have a book bbut i do have tape

>>737441665

Today, you are king cringe. There will not be a single more cringeworthy post on b all day. There will be many imitators itt, but you will retain your fedora crown.

Full name?

Do you at least shave your pussy? Guys like that

I'd fuck the shit outta you.

I'd even eat the pussy.

Then bust a thick gooey nut all over dem titties.

>>737441985
how about dat ass?

>>737442037
Also, show feets.

>>737441985
No panties?

>>737442003
I am vanquished.

full body?

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>>737442032
My pussy needs a good shave

Lol

>>737442184
and dick

>>737442184
Well, tbh I'm in. I love a chubby pussy. Feels so good

>>737442184
Holy kek that thing you call a pussy has fat rolls

>>737442184
can't even see the pussy so much of your fat in the way

>>737442184
no it seems ok, spread ?

>>737441985
>>737441679
>>737441162
>>737440812
With out seeing your face I would say wear something that fit's a bit better and don't over do the makeup other than that I would love to go on a date with a girl that has a body like yours.

>>737442184
Damn girl, i would fuck you for real and make you dregading shit, if you can't deepthroat then just play a lot with the head, also titfuck seems fun with you.

>>737441679
well train with a dildo then, put some effort into not being a waste of (a lot of) space.

>>737442184
make a snap chat

Someone on kik thinks i should cover my pussy in duct tape....

Lol what u guys think? Will it hurt?

>>737442184
Your cunt has his own fucking rolls for God's sake...

>>737442184
sit on my face

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This fill you up?

>>737442405
what's your kik?

>>737442405
Yes it will hurt, if you enjoy pain then go ahead, i would lift your tits with ducktape just for fun.

My mik is Summerluver65

You think lifting my tirtties would be funy? ;)

>>737441162
>Wear a butt plug
>Take it out, while looking at your date, and pop it in your mouth
>Don't break eye contact
>Profit

>>737442184
I'd make you a single mother. no more. no less.

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O heres my ass

>>737442759
Yes baby, i want to see that.

>>737442184
Gross.

>>737440812
what size are your udders

>>737442184
that just made me a little gayer.

so thanks for that.

>>737442899
spread that, at last put something inside

Show us your face- please?

>>737442899
Spread that ass wide

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everythinks itchy and my cunt harts....

>>737441460
You are so fat you stopped the motion picture.

You are so fat you rode a guy and flattened his dick. Now they ask why he has a dick tattooed on his stomach.

You are so fat you sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices.

You are so fat you tuck your ankles into your muffin top and roll away.

You are so fat you can step on a dollar and make change.

Roll the fuck out, Blubbertron.

>>737443547
Omg... That actally made me cry... Tgats SO MEAN

>>737443544
Ha.
Put on a matching bra and pantie set, wear clothes that fit you, a nice pair of shoes, make up, maybe Spanx.
But also make sure you dump your man, don't just cheat on him
OK bye

>>737443544
Lose some weight with a healthy diet and regular exercise, something like swimming would be good, or stationary bike.

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Im not fat tho

>>737444073
that's right, you just heavy with sexiness, baby

>>737443769
Hahaha, you fatass, have you acheived nuclear fusion yet?

I know you acheived gravitational pull because niggers must be all over that.

You cut yourself and bleed strawberry jam, you shit rocky road and piss sugar saturated lemonade.

You are type 5 diabetic.

If I wrap you in foil, aliens would mistake you for a fucking Dyson Sphere.

>>737444073
show puss spread

>>737444073
Lose some weight anyway fatty.

>>737444073
could you record a vocaroo of you moaning?

>>737444073
Cows try to milk you, ffs!

>>737444073
For me you are sexy and gorgeous, i would like to tease you with my cock on your lips, face, neck, tits and finally fuck you right in the pussy.

>>737444073
You are quite literally the definition of fat

you are a shitty girlfriend

I just want the number

Your cunt is a black hole. It pulls men in, breaks every bone as they pass the event horizon and wind up in another dimension.

Your bf left to fuck a woman.

Fucking a planet is beyond retarded.

Your body is carrying so much extra fat, it's just as crappy as most other bodies.Trust me - it isn't your best asset.
Go with what you can DO, rather than what you ARE. You can DO a lot of cool things (if you are a dirty enough slut) but your body would not compete with a sack of ashtrays with lipstick on it.

TL:DR go with your strengths, stick something up your ass and like it. Like your date's cock.

>>737444251
Fuck you!!!

I only weigh 250lbs!!! I only look bloated today cause I ate sushi buffet ok?!

>>737444636
Ew, brush your teeth nasty bitch

>>737444073
Fuck you obese shit

>>737444636
Why would a planet fuck me?

If a planet tried to fuck me, Eaeth would be destroyed and the moon would go flying.

>>737444251
I loled hard at the dyson sphere. I didn't even know anybody else on this board knew what that was.

>>737444840
Earth, kek.

Fat bitches like you have to rape guys kek. No one wants to fuck you.

>>737444073
Don't suppose you live in the UK? I'd tie your waste of space bf up and then fuck you right in front of him.

>>737444977
>>737444933

gib me dem dubz

>>737440812
I was itt a while ago and seen it again while scrolling, popped in and it looks like you guys got the piggy to tape up her tits and pussy. Well done

>>737440812
Post a pic with your face and naked body

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>>737444933
Ummmm i have a date tonight

Hell totally fuck me. So fuck you too

Im 10 times the woman u will ever has

>>737445218
Dude, my gf is skinny and a 10/10 fit German.

Have fun with your chubby chaser.

Probably needs some lard.

>>737445218
Love your body, pls spread pussy

>>737440812
Squeeze your tits for me fucking fat cow

>>737445218
Nobody is taking you seriously, get that tape off yourself you look like you belong in the "bloopers" section of pornhub

>>737445218
I'd fuck you for sure

>>737445218
Ten times the woman.

Well, yeah.

You have the biomass of ten women.

>>737445218
why are you taped up exactly?

>>737445350
Pic of gf or fake.

>>737445218
And sexy femanon pay attention to the trolls but not me, feels bad :(

spread your lips apart

>>737445396
I though the tape was sexy...

So I actually think you look great! I'd sugest a black dress if you're going out! I hope you have a great night sweetie!

>>737442512
you have a calcium deficiency and a pointy dick, now GTFO

>>737445496
Like I would post my gf on 4chan /b/ of all places, take it or leave it at face value, lad.

>>737445567
Cuckold

>>737445218
u fucking tell em, T

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>>737445218
Don't leave the tape on there too long, you'll get blisters.

>>737445350
German women look like Merkal. Fuck off.

>>737445766
Moar!

>>737442184

I feel nothing. Really. Usually I look at pussy, hard.
This. Nothing. Sorry. I mean, is it really even considered a pussy?

>>737444636
confirmed troll

>>737445822
Not this one, anon :'^)

Btw, would rather fuck Merkel than Miss Saturn 2017 over here.

>>737445766
Omg i just took ok tape it huuurt

>>737440934
Agreed

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>>737442053
this is a deal of a lifetime holy shit

>>737445552
well i, for one, like it

>>737445981
STFU lying yout little cuck bitch

>>737442184
Your pussy needs a fucking diet, bitch

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>>737445766
>>737445860
Just a scar now

Fuck these dumb ass niggers telling you how to look. You be you

>>737441000
RAW.

>>737445218
>Im 10 times the woman u will ever has
literally

>>737446352
Where is that scar anon?

>>737444073
>Im not fat tho
kek
You're RIGHT! You're not fat. You're OBESE.

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Needs more cowbell

Also, get your swerve on. Sex = excercize

>>737446457
With a quarter of the brain

>>737446277
Okay.

You are a random whatever you are on /b/

I owe you no proof. I accept being called a little lying cuck bitch and laugh because I know it is untrue.

>>737446118
What was the deal of a lifetIme?

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>>737441270

>>737442184
I can smell that rank ass shit from here

>>737446544
Ok... you know that your Asuka Langley Soryu pillow wife doesn't count right?

Anyone else having problems scrolling to the bottom of the page?

>>737440812
If they make a pocket pussy of your pussy and use it to replace the water barrels on bridges, it would save lives due to the massive surface area.

>>737440812
>what u guys think?
sweat hog/10

fat/10
lose some weight, consider your health.

>>737446352
A scar? From the tape you JUST put on?
Is your head as fat as your ass?

>>737446688
Done replying.

She is a real girl and I would never endanger her by leaking her on /b/.

>>737447057
cool... still lying though

>>737447134
kewl

>>737447057
Slow down there son, she needs atleast 3 white knights to effectivly cover her

I hate fatass people. They are disgusting.

>>737446755
In case anyone missed it, this was a subtle fat joke

>>737447304
kek

>>737446482
Tiddy
I'd post timestamp tits, but I can't leave my station until break in 2 hours, doubt we'll still have this thread.

No wonder he came home late

>>737442184

Fucking hell I am disgusted.

Eat less and go to a spin class for fucks sake.

Madness.

>>737447035
I'm not OP, don't be a faggot, the first pic is like 2 months old, the second is from 15 minutes ago.

>>737440812
Time is relative to gravity.

Because you are fat you perceive time slower.

He arrived on times but the light took hours to fill up your big ass retinas.

>>737441985
Incredible? No. Would I pay for that? 40 bucks max. Would I suck on thos titties? Yes. Would I rape this whore given the opportunity? Absolutely yes.

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>>737447914
Ive never been raped before
I though that only happened to skinnies?

>>737447529
I dont know if i'd go with spin class 1st, the amount of mass involved could have a counter gyroscopic effect.

>>737448095
Rapes are over reported.

Skinnies are more eective at running away.


On second thought, maybe rapists enjoy the chase more.

>>737448095
fuck these nerds femanon, ied fucking rawdog the shit out of you every day every night, and face fuck you often on the side of the bed. and you had better fucking swallow every single drop, or the punishment will be severe.

>>737448095
What is this? 5 upside down cows?

>>737448312
Found Tyrone.

>>737448354
Its me silly! Im not a cow

>>737441985
>I dont have a book
explains a lot really

>>737448511
You aren't. Cows run from you.

>>737440812
>this is peak American physique

>>737448511
You're so fat you could break daylight with a stick.

>>737448097

lol yeah maybe attend 'gentle excercise' classes with the retired old ladies for a while.

honestly saddens me that people let themselves get this size. shortening their lives and physically destroying their bodies.

if she ever lost weight she'd have massively stretched skin.

its a real shame.

>>737448095
moar pls

>>737442184
Good lord. It looks like one of the Joker's cheek scars.

>>737448095
Can I have an asshole pic?

>>737448095
Says she isn't fat...calls other girls "skinnies"

Wear a skirt or dress, no panties.
Try and hook up in the bathroom with a random guy. Guy's can smell sex on a woman and gets their blood boiling.

Tell him you are allergic to condoms.

Almost a sure thing.

>>737448095
youre face is so fat your nipples are running from it
go run a mile lardy

>>737448923
Its killer on her joints, especially ankles.

Im not in the greatest shape myself, fortunatly not fat. Swimming is probably the best bet, highly aerobic, much less impact on joints, much easier due to bouyancy

post feet?>>737448095

>>737445218
>>737444073
I always wondered where the red ring around bologna came from

can you take a pic spreding pussy? u'r so hot

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>>737449818

>>737449882
Damn nice... You should play with a toy before your date to warm up and get yourself in the mood

>>737449882
now lets see that tiny little asshole

>>737449882
Whoever your boyfriend is he isn't good enough jesus fuck

>>737449882
feet?

>>737449882
WOW ty, gorgeous

>>737441162
where are your nipples??

>>737449882
Well i'm not a fan of that level of fatness, but thisis a nice pussy you are hiding there. A little less skin and fat over it would be great

>>737440812
Ever consider doing Belly Play videos or other fetish-type stuff? You have a beautiful plump belly and nice tits.

>>737449882
put on some pantyhose. post pic

>>737449882
so you want him to fuck you tonight? you need to make the first move you know that right? how are you planning to do it?

I suggest you bring dinner over to your place and just get on your knees and start sucking that dick.

>>737443544
thats gonna be painful to take off judging from >>737442184

>>737449882
hmm get her wet?

>>737450559
How does one get into that? Lol

>>737440812
>>737441162
if this is actually you, you have a great sense of humor

>>737441162
Funny... but what compelled you to post clearly disgusting pictures of yourself? Boredom?

>>737441162
SHOW US YOU PUSSY

>>737441343
Kek

>>737440812
Women who go out with their guy showing should be buried alive in their trailers.

That's from a chubby chaser btw. Only the most low rent trash walks out of the house looking like that.

>>737451253
>>737449882

How about showing your chubby feet?

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>>737446352
>>737451365
I'm the same size as OP take a few pounds and I would never even think about leaving my house in something like that.

>>737451733
I can't see your face but I feel like it's beautiful

>>737451733
>same size as OP take

bitch please, you know youre not the same size, youre fishing for fucking compliments. gtfo

>>737451839
she got em. u mad?

>>737451733
tits or gtfo . Nobody wants to see pics of your fat gf

>>737451839
OPs taking pics at unflattering angles, if I were hunched over I'd look about the same.
All I'm trying to say is that she could make herself look better.
She just enjoys being called a fat cow.

>>737451733
My hillbilly cousin lives like that. Everytime I see her walking around with her gut out I feel the need to redeem our family's honor. Somehow she hasn't taken the right combination of drugs to kill herself yet. But one can hope.

That said, you look fine femanon. Clearly you have class.

>>737452072
OP is much bigger than you are even if you were hunched over. i been with fat bitches and OP is bigger than you are, by not a little. fuck off with you thinking youre a cow youre not, but you're not "skinny" either.

>>737452212
pics or you didn't feel the shame

Can you take some pic with your clothes, full body, just to see you, and not just pussy and tits

>>737452224
>>737452072
I love watching 2 cows fight over who's the cowest

>>737452212
The only pic I want of her is an obit.

We don't get on if you hadn't guessed.

>>737449882
Grind a pillow please op

>>737440812
do you let your ons affair cum inside?

>>737440812
Buy a really thick rope and hang yourself from the nearest securely built bridge you disgusting slob, just a tip, it should be a fall deep enough to break your greasy neck, but not long enough that you pull down the whole thing with you.

>>737452431
im actually a guy

>>737449882
all the pics you uploaded... are... wondefull... how old are you op? pic of bending over from the side? hanging belly?

>>737452224
I'm going by the fact that she said 250, if that's true im within 20-30 pounds of her.
Although I do have some muscle

>>737452072
>She just enjoys being called a fat cow.

No shit sherlock. Clearly she took unflattering pictures just for the hell of it but why in the world did you decide to post a picture of yourself for comparison? Stop being an attention whore.

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I just realized

Her boyfriend took a 720

>>737452607
>20lbs-30lbs of her
>same size

>>737440812
wow i've never seen somebody tuck their gut into their pants and it still spills over

I do! Let's see the tits new girl

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>>737444636
>"only"

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>>737441162
She ate bf don't buy this shit

>>737448515
Sad but true.

>>737449882
SHOW US YOUR POOPER

>>737452781
Alright point taken.
Think I'm fatter than I am.
Point stands though, she'd look semi acceptable in society if she wore clothes that fit and didn't take pictures of her rolled into a ball.

>>737449882

eh, I'd cum in ya

Bring me Solo and the Wookie

>>737440812
snapchat same as kik right?

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How did your bf taste like ?

>>737451733
any more pics?

>>737453206
you got some self esteem problem jesus christ, did daddy not pay enough attention to you?

>>737453617
Naw, I thought I was fine when I thought I was the same size as this girl.
Also I'm not black, my dad was around.

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>>737442184

>>737453877
no you didnt, you had to post a picture of yourself for attention and validation

go kill yourself you landwhale
fucking gross bitch

>>737442899
sharpie is missing :^)

>>737454062
As an example, wasn't expecting validation in the slightest.
What does looking slightly lighter than OP give me?

>>737453877
>that cow is getting all this attention
>i look better than her these idiots will be all over me
>let me post a pic of myself and say how bad i look
>that will get the compliments rolling in
>ill make them beg to see my pussy
>ill have men saying how beautiful i am and how much better i look from that cow

yeah, sure...

>>737440812
No one wants to fuck you

>>737454319
here's me making the same point before you, clear of any attention whoring:
>>737451091

there is no good reason whatsoever to post a picture of yourself just to say that this girl takes unflattering pictures on purpose. you jumped at the first opportunity you could to attention whore.

kill yourself OP

>>737454319

Anon, I'm not a chubby chaser. That being said you look okay. How about you post your tits with a timestamp and then we can all be happy?

>>737454857
this is /b nobody is happy

>>737455010
ohhh fuck... thats so fucking close to home

>>737441985
That's impressive.

>>737455010

Okay. How about tits with timestamp so I can fap to forget how unhappy I am?

>>737442899
what part is your ass and what part is your leg?

>>737443775
And here's me doing the same
Which I also did multiple times in her last thread.
>>737454688
I want this girl to let her freak flag fly and go get laid.
I don't want her to be utterly disappointed when her tinder match thinks she's a gross whale because she can't dress herself like an adult.

>>737455300
>to be utterly disappointed when her tinder match thinks she's a gross whale because she can't dress herself like an adult.

the truth shall set you free

Did OP finally die of obesity ?

>>737449882
Stick some fingers in there

>>737440812
Alex?

>>737447057
>pussy
>liar
Pick one, and quick before jerome picks up your "gf"

>>737455781
They'd better be fingers she doesn't want back. That's one ravenous looking Sarlaac.

>>737442184

>"Ezreal,do you require a map?"
>"FUCK YEAH IF I NEED ONE"

post feet plz

show us your underwear drawer, I want to help pick out your panties.

OP are you still here?

Disgusting lard everywhere...op literally makes me nauseous

>>737457559
Naw she's been gone over an hour.

>>737440812
I would love to lick chocolate syrup from your belly and tits. Then you could give me a big hug and I could rub your soft skin. You look well moisturized.

>>737457773
Dafuq

>>737457773
>>737457930
samefag

>>737458000
Nope.

>>737458000
Trips of truth

>>737440934
Maybe for the guys she's meeting but if she were going to meet up with me she'd be fine. That shirt is hugging her figure in such a lovely way and I don't mind seeing a bit of skin.
>>737441162
Good lord, I'd be kissing you from your lips, down your neck, and then I'd suck on your nipples and work my way down to that smoochable belly of yours.
>>737441679
Wouldn't have to worry about it with me, I'm not into getting my dick sucked. Way I see it outh stuff and butt stuff is for homos anyway, but I guess that''s just me.

Hard fucking pass, please for love of god stop posting.

After fucking last chubby girl, I will never be desperate enough to fuck or go out with another one. The smells aren't worth the easy pussy.

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Fucking disgusting

>>737444636
You only weight 10lbs less than Brock Lesnar... let that sink in..

It's sad you guys actually think this blob is hot in any way shape or form when she sits on her ass and snorts down mcdoubles and takes titanic size runny shits when she's not constipated. I'd be embarrassed to be even seen in public with this morbidly obese hog.

Land whale detected, diet before nigger dick in fact you're so disgusting even a real nigger won't want you revert to getting turned down by a sand nigger, dutty cunts probably would turn yo ugly ass down even wearing a hijab over your gunt (the area between the gut and the cunt) you are 2 infinity and beyond out of ten on the ugly factor

>>737459974
Rekt

>>737440812
kinda makes you look fat, idk

>>737440812
i'm sorry you are fat

>>737459974
This is 4chan, most of us are still lonely virgin faggots.

Having said that, I'm not desperate enough for this whale.