What's her problem?

>>737440488
Everything.

>>737440488
not enough time in the universe to tell you.

shes a bitch

>>737440488

Diabeetus.

>>737440488
Oops you have encountered a level 30 ogre. You have four choices.

Make your choice
1. Attack
2. inventory
3. Inspect
4. Flee

Where to start...

>>737440488
Over inflated sense of entitlement based on a feminist driven society, Agenda pushing SJWs and a relative in the High ranks of Politics. Those are just the basics.

Cake

>>737440488

She looks like a cross between Brian Urlacher and a breasted squirrel.

She thinks she's funny because she has a vagina

>>737440703
Inspect

>>737440488
Well to start shes unfunny but works as a comedian.

>>737440488
She's a fucking Jew

>>737440933
Level 30 ogre. Don't let her fat body and overly push upped boobs fool you she can pack a punch. hp:60 atk:25 armr: 30

Make a choice
1. Attack
2. inventory
3. Inspect
4. Flee

>>737441094
Attack

>>737440488
she is phat

>>737441094
a wild snorlax appeared lmfao>

>>737440488
needs gangbanged by 5+ niggers

>>737441135
Choose weapon

1. Can of axe body spray
2. Short sword
3. Mean internet comments
4. Bad Netflix reviews

She lies on stage about being a slut. Like anyone would get with that bag of lard

>>737441244
Mean internet Comments

>>737441094
Inventory

>>737440488
She is fat, ugly, unfunny, and a massive whore

Who cares. She's like a scab. Ignore it, stop picking and it will go away.

"Muh vagina!"
South park wasn't kidding I watched her recent stand up on Netflix and it was horrible

>>737440488
i'd let her eat my dick

>>737441286
CRITICAL HIT!!!

You call her a worthless sack of trash who resembles a combination of Brian urlacker and a breasted squirrel. Hit for 25 points.

She used muh vagina. You are disgusted by the stench and clearly worthless humor. You are not for 15 points.

Make a choice
1. Attack
2. inventory
3. Inspect
4. Flee

>>737441393
way to add to the dialogue ypu retarded piece of shit

>>737441485
Lmao fucked up not... I think you mean hit

>>737440488
Can't not eat twinkies

>>737441485
Attack again

Get this land whale off my fucking bored.

>>737441612
Choose weapon

1. Can of axe body spray
2. Short sword
3. Mean internet comments
4. Bad Netflix reviews

>>737440488
She's unfunny, her act is contrived and completely devoid of any originality or wit, she's the size of a fucking elephant (and oh, the shits this "woman" must excrete out of her fat, cellulitis-filled, pockmarked ass) and above all, a fucking JEW.

>>737441690
Bad Netflix Reviews

>>737441485
you used low iq unawareness you call out an unfunny person with an unfunny joke.

amy schumer doesnt respond to you because shes a famous celebrity millionaire due to being unfunny and ugly

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>>737441863

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>>737441777

>>737441863
Shut up you are not DM here

>>737441788
ANOTHER CRITICAL HIT!

Thus dumb bitch sees her failing career in front of her face and is shocked. Her Netflix series is one of the lowest rates stacks of shit on the site. She has a horrendous heart attack because of the stress. She falls flat on her face. The impact shakes the ground with a thunderous roar.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU KILLED THE BEAST!

Make a choice
1. Search
2. Dedicate the body
3. Inspect
4. Leave

>>737440548

This.

>>737442097
Search

>>737441032
jesus h christ. i can't believe it took this long for the right answer.
/b/ is shit
/thread

>>737440488
She got popular ans started to get noticed by various groups: feminists, liberals, etc...
So then she needed to virtue signal to her new friends. Too political, no longer funny, alienating a large part of her former audience.

>>737442214
You collect a used tampon, 32 dollars, a spoon, a cup of to go ben and jerry's ice cream, insulin, and a needle.

Make a choice
1. Desicrate the body
2. inventory
3. Inspect
4. Leave

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>>737440488
hail stain

>>737441777

Trips confirm although My mind drifted to the idea of a shit coming out of her asshole and I swore I could almost smell it and almost puked.

>>737442371
Leave

obesity

>>737440488
she singlehandedly made netflix's rating system a piece of garbage. She will probably overdose on drugs or get HIV and die horribly.

she should wear a burka, and start becoming smart...

>>737442291

The first response was "everything" which would include ethnic heritage.

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Shes just an obnoxious joke stealing cunt. The closest she's ever been to being funny was when Anthont Jeselnik's dick was inside her.

>>737442453
CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN!

Through your long journey you have finally defeated the single most horrendous beast in all the land.

HIGH SCORE

1. ANON 32,450
2. TITS 25,980
3. ASS 20, 352
4.

INSERT NAME

C'mon she is pretty right? R...right?

>>737440723
If she wasn't famous, she'd be on a chubby thread with dudes saying they'd fuck the shit out of her. Having said that... I'd still fuck the shit out of her.

>>737442807
If you get so drunk you cant feel while blind and deaf.

>>737442807
Her basic features are fine, but they're surrounded by like 50 pounds of fat. Even if she thinned down, she'd blow up again after marriage. Then you'd have some fat Jew telling you what to do.

>>737440488
She's a fat, attention-seeking whore with apparently a diseased vagina if her "comedy" is anything to go.

<3333333

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>>737443139

Someone must want to marry her. Just look at this gorgeous face.

>>737443370
She IS pretty.

Miss Piggy brought to life

I just imagine that she considers her body type "athletic" and that pisses me off.

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>>737440488

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>>737443370

>>737442682
You really should make a text base game about this

>>737442682
nigger faggot

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>>737443621

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>>737443460

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>>737443600

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>>737444144

>>737444037
Fappable tits

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>>737444771

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>>737444771
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

>>737440488
When she is gone the improvement has begun

>>737445183
I shouldn't be getting hard

>>737440488
I want to speak with your manager

>>737440488
You can't stop thinking about her no matter how hard you try

>>737440548
Pretty much.

>>737440488
Well, she looks like the kid from Bad Santa for starters...

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>>737445600

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>>737443514