Is it gay for a men to file his nails?

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>>737433911
>911

>>737433911
I am gay and file my nails, therefore it is gay to file your nails.

>>737434281
I'm not gay though

>>737434299
Do you file your nails?

>>737434404
Not yet

>>737433911
Depends how many penises you have inside you while you're doing it.

>>737433911
No, but I don't see why someone wouldn't just cut them with proper nail clippers/scissors instead.

>>737434550
I do cut them, but they're so fucking improper i sometimes have to give them a quick file for 3 seconds to smooth the edges.

>>737434628
Doesn't sound very gay, it just means that you don't like having sharp edges that get snagged on things. Nothing worse than beating your ol' meat, slipping and having a jagged fingernail nearly decapitate your dick.

>>737433911
Yes, you are gay if you file your nails, but only during the time period in which you file your nails, and a side effect of +50 Gayness that decreases exponetially for every minute that has past. The lingering effect is a gayness that is less than +1, but more than 0, therefore making you somewhat gay permanently. Of course, this effect stacks, so for each nail you file, the effect multiplies by however many nails you file. Can someone put this into a formula so it can mathematically make sense? Be sure to write it in crayon, though. I have a feeling that OP is retarded.

>>737433911
just clip them, faggot

>>737434971
I can't

>>737434910
It is gay, however, if you file them so as not to have this happen to another man's dick as you're jerking him off.

>>737433911
I eat them

>>737434910
It's also good for the ladies :^)

>>737434281
>You are gay and you do something
>Makes everyone who does said thing gay
We're all gay for living, guys.

>>737435320
But anon, ladies don't have dicks.

>>737435477
I mean fingering them, it's always to have filed nails.

>>737433911
There's an easy way to tell how gay you are.
If someone were to ask you to look at your own nails, how would you do it? Would you:
A) ball your hand in a fist facing you to look at your nails
Or
B) have the back of your hand showing with your fingers stretched out to look at them?

One way is how a man looks the other is how a woman looks at them, if you choose the wrong one you're gay.

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>>737433911
>file
Nope, I use pic related lime a man.

>>737435586
I remember this from somewhere, but yeah when it's the ball your hand you're straight.
But it doesn't portray that really, it just shows that the person is more "feminen", but in todays society he could be xyzyzyzyzyzy trisenguralr binary something

My doctor recommended it because I lost my nail from hitting it with a hammer, because it didn't grow back properly

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>>737435731
>mfw

>>737435546
Damn it, I wanted you to reply with "just because she has a penis, that doesn't mean she's not a woman" or something along those lines.

>>737435586
Did you get that from American Dad?

>>737435860
i'm not gay though

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I play Flamenco guitar, so i file them every 2nd day

>>737435961
Can you explain why guitar players got long fingernails ? why don't you just use the picks?

>>737433911
I'm a straight male and I file my nails. I can't stand having uneven nails. It hurts if I scratch my asshole or something eh.

>>737436051
Why would you scratch your asshole?

>>737435586

I do B, as I lift one leg up and pout my juicy lips.

>>737436049
Its more natural and the feeling is better, also pics are not made for classical guitar, the playstile Requiers all fingers in Action.

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>>737435961
I want to go back to guitar playing

>>737436278
Would a broken fingernail significantly hamper your ability to play, let's say to an extent at which the difference was noticeable to the average listener?

>>737436049
Try holding 5 picks to play classical guitar.

>>737433911
Why would you need to?

Use a fucking nail clipper.

>>737436506
i use scissors but i get rough edges

>>737436418
It happens often, when 1 is broken i always pick the air instead the string, so i cut them all equal and let them grow back, the Sound is also differnt i think the average Listener would notice

>>737436648
>>737436459
I mean this

>>737434934
Here
X + 20y = Z/10

Where x = the amount of times you've filed your nails
Y = how long it's been since you last filed
And z = anon is a queer.
OP did nothing wrong nigger, whatchu got against him?

>>737433911
no it's only gay if you're getting fucked while you file your nails

>>737436107
Because he's gay KEK

>>737435937
I don't even know what you're referring to, so no?

I do it because I play guitar and long nails get in the way.

>>737437051
You like short nails, but others keep long nails, why?>

>>737433911
No. Its gay to be attracted to men. Dumbass.

>>737436567
You sound like a girl anon.

So yeah I guess a file would be perfect for you.

>>737437207
You're over 25 i'm sure of it.

>>737437107
The Hand where the neck is needs to be short it would be impossible to hold some chords down

>>737437234
My left hand does nothing. It basically just dangles there and lets the right hand to all the work. Apart from help holding stuff and typing, it's useless. I don't throw with it, I don't write with it, I don't jerk off with it.

So because it's so sparsely used apart from macro tasks, my left hand fingers have no power or precision.

So when it comes to cutting the fingernails on my right hand, it's a piece of shit. I basically just have to do a rough cut - which is still a struggle because I don't have enough power on that hand to get through the nails with any conviction - and then have to smooth the edges with my teeth, which are far more on-target and efficient. It's a real struggle.

My right hand fingernails always look so rough compared with my left hand fingernails, which are smooth and rounded. My left hand sucks for small, precise tasks.

>>737437235
Lol thats funny. You're close though. What about that indicates im at least 25?

>>737438135
The fact that you know what makes someone gay or not and have used it correctly, following by the word dumbass and not retarded shit /b/tards say.

Most

>>737433911
I do and i even paint them in black, only in my right hand 'cause i play guitar and bass with my nails and sometimes (with no paint) used to break a lot.

>I'm compared with Hitler, so i don't think i'm gay.

>>737438625
Thanks. I don't know why i come here most of the time since most anons are actually double digit iq human garbage. I am only here because I'm heartbroken and i can vent my disillusionment with this world. I need help, but I'm unwilling to see a therapist because i have pretentions that they will not understand or have anything inciteful to bring to my situation.

>>737439394
Things will ge better, you should go to reddit, memes aside most people get back on their feet better there, get fit, find goals, read books, i got to go but i hope you have a nice night/day and make a change in your life.

>>737439722
Thats the thing. I am fit, i have money, things, close friends and family, but i feel empty. I feel like a big part of my personality has been torn out, even though i was often disrespectful to her intelligence and trashy family. I am changing too. i quit bud and coffee for the forseeable future and im exerciding and lifting constantly to get ripped, but not for the right reasons. I cycle between sadness and virulence, only benzos and friends make me feel slightly better.

>>737434281
I'm straight and I file my nails, therefore you're wrong.

>>737434971
Clip then file for optimum nail care.

Nail biter/picker master race.

Stay mad clipperfags, I never need one.

>>737441213
Your teeth will be fucked

>>737441455
Except I've been doing it my whole life and have beautiful teeth.

>>737435477
[Citation needed]

I've heard filling them makes them stronger so I got in the habit of doing it.