Has anyone on /b/ been/are a cannibal or know someone that is?

I know a person who made recreatoinal human meat of some sort. He said it tasted like lamb but a bitterer and not as tender

>>737432941

i ate a manturkey in cambodia.

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>>737433436
Me to in Indonesia

>>737433436
>>737433723

I don't believe. Show proofs.

A literal dream of mine. I think I would go calves or shoulder meat. I would never kill though. If a doctor or funeral home let me by some Id put it in the broiler.

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>>737432941

>>737434045
i want to an hero you can gave my meet. serious

What the fuck is this thread

>>737433832
the proof lies in browsing 4chan more than once and finding that picture all over the place
also new recruits are called summerfags
so welcome aboard, summerfag

>>737434602
Fedex me your arm or fingers first incase you taste like shit. Or you you change your mind.

>>737434724
yeah because theres a bone in the peenus

>>737435005
>peenus

is kuru a risk? If yes, then how do you avoid it?

> references would be a plus

>>737435005
>because all genitals are the same

It's called a baculum and many species including canines have them.

>>737434416
>>737433723
>>737432941
WTFFFFFFFFFFF

>>737433723

>>737432941

this is so fucked up wtf

>>737432941
>>737433723

Gonna need a story on these pics, or a source.

>>737433723
>>737432941
holy shit anon is that real human flesh?

>>737433723
That picture is so old

>>737435639
tell me more, im so fucked in the head since i saw that. fuck those people who do that

>>737435330
>>737435462
>>737435589
>>737435631
>>737435639
>>737434651
>>737433832
>>737433436
>>737433107
summerfags detected

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That looks delicious.

newfags dont remember the 4chan BBQ

>>737435817
Not a newfag, just pointing out to those summerfags that it's an old picture

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>>737436028
wtf guys those pics are off real humans. this does not look like its been shopped. so wtf is this

Oh boy, sure is summer in here.

This pictures of 'cooked people' are faker than your girlfreinds.

Lastly, I've not eaten another persons flesh (my own, yes) but I have smoked their blood! ;)


Friend wanted me to open his arm up with a box cutter. I said no it's nuts. He put said box cutter to my neck and said do it or I do you! lolcrazy bastard. anyway, cut him. He said again and deeper.. cut him again and oh boy it was deep!

I coated a whole cogarette in his fresh blood, air dried it then proceeded to smoke his soul, thus consuming it fo eternity!

Until last year where he cut my leg open with a piece of broken dinner plate and rolled his cig in the blood and resmoked his soul I had smoked. thus we are even.

P.s we are ginger so no real souls were tkaen in these events.

>>737436136
fuck off newfag

>>737432941
>>737435330
>>737435462
>>737435589
>>737435631
One's from a movie
http://www.comingsoon.net/horror/news/730465-starving-here-are-five-horror-movies-to-whip-up-a-thanksgiving-appetite
the other's a fetish art thing.

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>>737435589
Calm dow kid It's just a piece of 'art" called Lust Supper

>>737436168
What kind of friends do you have Chad?

What does human flesh taste like? I heard it tastes like you're eating boar meat but thicker.

>>737436136
It was the 4chan bbq.. didn't you read?

Gold members club. Look it up noober.

>>737435817
or maybe were too lazy to google search you new fag

>>737436168
bro wtf leave those satanist s

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>>737436028
Must have missed this

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>>737436136
bread, dumbass

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>>737436168
>be me
>14
>browse /b/ daily
>trap threads and dick r8 are my fav
>see thread about human flesh
>me_likey.jpeg
>spot summer fags
>need to point it out
>i wanna look cool infront of the big kids
>proceed to tell fake story about my crazy friend
>everyone will like me now

Oh boy, sure is summer in here

It's all bread, you fucking morons. Lurk moar and lrn 2 reverse img.

>>737432941
Thats a really nice golden brown

Enjoy that rich creamy Chobani yogurt, ya witless schlemiel.

>>737436402
Actually the story is true. And hardly unbelievable you nob jobkey.

What's a bit of blood on a cig compared to roasting a whole person? jeez, bet you're stocked on sun cream you summer bummer.

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>just want to get my daily fucked up 4chan dose
>oldfags waging ego wars on new fags
>come to realization 4chan is fag city

>>737436168
This story is faker than your moms pussy

>>737437148
Tbf I was a c section. So.. for all I know my mother does have an artificial vagoo.

>>737437274
Technically you don't have a birthday.
Once a year you celebrate being surgically removed from another human.

>>737437392
Yeah.. me and my two brothers who were also c sectioned call it out 'extraction day'.

Other people have 'vaginal excretion' days. We are special in a way. Never had to touch my mums vagoo! not even once. :)

>>737433723
Its fucking bread you goddamn new faggeronis.

>>737434045
You dont want that meat, if its from a morgue its been embalmed, if its a recently deceased person the meats probably tainted with epinephren. You want to get your own man trust me.

>>737436911
Pretty much much this.
>beingthisnewsummernewfag

>>737432941
One day i'll eat some by pure curiosity. I'll make sure to take pictures and post for some respectable anons.