You have 10 seconds to prove you're white.

White privilege is not a thing

I have sexual thoughts for my family

My home is worth more than my car.

I bow down to BBC

I haven't gone to KFC in the last month

I eat mayonnaise sandwiches.

White wine goes with fish, chicken and turkey.

My daddy is also my cousin.

i fucking love arugula salad

I'm watching to my wife which is getting pounded by a black man

I own a truck

I'm at work

>>737432101
I contribute to a 401k

Racism is a crime, and crime is a black thing

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i listen to rush

All my kids have the same father.

My father came back from the store

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>>737432101
>My parents were married
>I know my father
>I have never stolen a bike
>I have a job
>I can swim
>I drive in a car without 6 other people in it
>I've never picked a lettuce
>I don't eat dog

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>>737432101
I know my dad and we have a good relationship
I own a car and a home
I go to yacht parties
I wear polo and armani all the time. Bright easter colors
I hate blacks

The tires on my car are all the same brand.

>>737432243
winner

>>737432101
I know who my dad is.

My credit score is 780

I play D&D
I have a job where I work 60+hr/wk
Jackie Chan FUCK WRONG MEME

>>737432101
grill on the left isn't white

>>737432788
You could be Michael Jordan

I have a job

>>737432654
>>737432687
>>737432735
>>737432921

>>737432101
I'm 40, and have never been shot.

...and I was even in the service for 8 years lol

i voted for trump

I like 80's electronic synth style retrowave music and corvus corax style medieval music

>>737432735
KEK

>>737432999
wat

>>737432101

my lips don't stick out past the tip of my nose

I have no criminal record.
I think sriracha is spicy as fuck.
I love cocaine washed down with craft beer.

>>737432243
What the hell is white privilege..

>>737432101
My penis average

>>737433109
your post is white privilege

>>737433096
cocaine is bae

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I play Elder Dragon Highlander with my friends on the weekends

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>>737433109
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

i like chicken

>>737433109
I see what you did there.

i have a good credit score

I had to actually earn my position in my company.

>>737432101
I have my foreskin intact.

I'm Argentinian

I can relate to Carlton from Fresh Prince.

I live in the same house as my kids.

>>737433373
So, you're not white...

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i'm rich and unhappy and under fed
my spice rack only contains salt and pepper
and i'm racist

>>737433200
You bet it is.
Let me hit a line from your dick senpai <3

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>>737432981
I am michael jordan

My skin absorbs large amounts of vitamin D from sunlight.

>>737433505
That could apply to rappers and drug dealers of any color.

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>>737432101
I not only play polo, but I know what polo is practice for.

I carry auto insurance all year.

I never stole.

>>737433527
ok. but you have to wear a condom. I know it's off my dick but I have a fetish for people doing coke off my dong while they wear profalactics

>>737433456
same

>>737433713
Total dealbreaker my dude.
Bareback 4 lyfe.

I can buy a whole watermelon AND a bucket of chicken and not feel judged.

>>737432101
I am not white

>>737433635
Can we get a list of white sports?
Hockey
Polo
Sailing
Cycling
Fencing
Rowing


Pretty much anything that requires brains, teamwork, and mastery of equipment or a weapon.

I'm Swedish, o wait..

>>737432764
Man you definitely white

sure thing!

>>737433890
You're forgetting virtually every water sport

>>737433804
ugh

I camp often

Don't shoot!

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>>737433868
Rachel, get off 4chan.

>>737433890
Golf
Archery
Sking

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I'm racist, I have a black friend.

I redo high fives.

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>>737434274
This.

>>737432101
The chick on the left is spanish. That Lorena Garcia. Look her up on pornhub. She does alot of solo stuff

I lurk on the 4chans posting bbc cuck threads

I use anyone of a different race, religion, or ethnic background as a scapegoat for my own shortcomings.

i have a job

>>737432101
I don't dance

>>737432101
The color of my skin is white.

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>>737434857

I can read and type

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>>737434193

1+1 = 2

I frequent /b/

>>737434857
Being white is not about skin color.
Otherwise look at slavs.
Slavs are most definitely not white.

>>737432101
I can swim very well

>>737432101
both parents, working 40 hours a week, wife, one kid, own house, no debts....

>been arrested many times

>never charged with anything

hooray for being white!

>>737432101

I was raised by both of my parents.

I had a fundamental understanding of western philosophy when I was 13

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I save the tables the come on the top of pizzas.

I can afford internet.

>>737432101
I haven't fucked my mom

>>737435437
these things are so american

>>737435600
Gotta admit, I was thinking the same thing

>>737432101
i voted trump

>>737432101
When I saw this picture/clip, I did not have the sudden urge to rape.

When im walking in a hallway and accidentally end up in front of someone i go "Oup" then do a slight laugh

>>737435940
that just means you're gay

>>737433890
Pretty much every winter sport.
Orienteering. Fun fact, east africans have to weak ankles to run offroad.

>>737435940
I'm white and I wanted to rape the tan one

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>>737432101
Been arrested for both bud and DV (false accusations on the DV), but was given the option to do diversion for both and have no official charges on my record

>>737432101
i wouldn't rape these chicks

>>737432101
1+2=3

The girl living next door keeps coughing. I think she has had a cough for a month. She doesn't stop coughing. Im thinking about going in there and dealing with her.

>>737432101
How is that dress called?

police didn't shot me at a traffic stop

I do not own a pair of Timberlands.
I know my father.
I think about shooting up my school every night.
My name is pronounceable.

My Uncle's name is Vladimir

>blonde
>blue eyes
>6'3 170lbs
>Canadian ready for tomorrows 150

>>737437805
I also live in a trailer.

my penis head is pink

>>737432764
>I drive in a car without 6 other people in it
flashbacks to waiting in drive-thru lane for an hour while eight niggers try to make an order

never been arrested

>>737432101
I love fried chicken, watermelon, and grape Kool Aid. Donks are dumb as fuck, hip hop has been in a downward spiral since the mid 90's. I'm employed, own 3 cars, but not my own house. I know who my Dad is but rarely speak with him. Finished HS, no college education. Could have gotten a free ride if I wanted it though. I don't own a gun. Dating a white girl with a big ass at the moment. There is such a thing as racial memory and white privilege.

Good luck figuring it out, /b/.

I give my kids hormone blockers

>>737432101
I choose the bitch on the left.

>>737432101
I know who my dad is.

>>737432101
I can't since I'm a latino.

>>737432101
I'm not dealing drugs nor work in a fast food chain

I was listening to a psychological self improvement lecture on my way here.

>>737432101
https://twitter.com/90sTechnoQuotes

I work as a social engineer at a tech startup

Applebees makes good food.

>>737432336
kek

>>737432101
I never saw the inside of a welfare office

I went to the hospital for pain and they prescribed me Percocet.

I'm Irish.

im not a nigger

I can't put too much pepper on things or its spicy
I'm at work
I've never been to a pawn shop
People don't cross the street late at night.

I commissioned as an officer in the infantry