China Thread

>>737417733
I like how you can see her look up from her phone just before she puts her foot down.
>lol oopsies, about to crash! #clearmybrowserhistory

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ching chong chinaman

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Obligatory.

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>>737419282
wait.. wat? why is she hitting the guy? Did I miss something?

>>737417733
When I lived in China for a year, there was this girl who I convinced natty ice was like traditional American beer, like a cultural touch stone. It was fucking great watching he try to stomach that swill when she visited America.

>>737419450
>chink = stupid
>woman = stupid
>chink woman = 2*stupid
got it?

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Can't have a thread without this one.

>>737418313
that's exactly why you should never help stupid people.

Actually : Never help, period

>>737419450
Maybe it was his idea
Maybe she's a female and therefore blames her man for everything that goes wrong
Maybe she's a retired cage fighter and was trying to tap out
Maybe I should go to sleep.

>>737418313
what a fuck mess country

>>737419282
blame closest person and hit him
typical woman reaction

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>>737419282

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Don't go cosplaying in China.

>>737420362
story?

>>737417733
It's like she didn't even try to slow down....

>>737420362
Story/source?

>>737420362
That's extreem

>>737420654
Some guy was dressing up as Judge Dredd in public.
Police apprehended him, took him away to the bush area, then executed him by shooting the back of his head, the same way the russians executed the polish in katyn.

>Be me, Chinese
>Wake up and ready to go and work for 16 hours
>Take stairs because elevator snapped and killed a family
>Omw to work, dodge motorcyclist who crashed 2 feet from me and kills 3 more people
>Continue walking, almost get sucked into a pothole
>Finally clock in at oil station ready for my shift
>Light a cigarette

Every Chinese people's routine

>>737418313
There one with white people. Also a woman who thinks she can weigh down a fork lift. Same fate.

>>737421191
Wich is by law in China punishable by death ? Public fucking execution lol ?

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>>737421317
Reminds me of Stickdeath.

>>737421520
It's not the only webm with someone dressed as Judge Dredd. There's another where a Dredd cosplayer beats the shit out of a guy with a hammer on a train because he was chewing seeds, which bothered passengers.

I think it's a vigilante problem.

>>737421371
Traveling through China, I was amazed by how orderly and safe a lot of the places I was at were. And then I left the tourist-y areas. Watched a car slowly bump several moped out of the way, without a single fuck given.

>>737421768
Wait, so they killed the person trying to help by getting rid of the bad people. He basically doing the police's job for free and gets executed for it?
Are chinese being smart just a meme?

>>737421563
Stickdeath Car Security.

>>737421901
>Are chinese being smart just a meme?
You seem to have confused the chinks for nips

>>737422647
That looks like a man.

What?

>>737422774
I think that's what he's trying to determine

should I be concerned for the safety of my cousin who is a christian missionary in china? since missionaries aren't allowed there, she has to be all undercover secretive and shit and hold meetings in a basement and be very careful about who she invites.

>>737422983
By sucking his cock?

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>>737421901

>>737418313
Damnnnnnnnnn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svfI-bTdMcI

>>737423101
They asked him nicely

>>737421063
The Chinese do not experience empathy and do not display altruistic characteristics like other races.
This is even apparent when they are viewed in a historical context.
Shooting a single man in the head really is not extreme for the Chinese when compared with setting entire towns of people on fire.

>>737423962
>dock that man's pay for raying down on job!

>>737422774
there are way more men than women in China
so the guys who look like women are the others bitches

>>737423183
This is his best vid
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ebYXWleBt1c

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>>737423962
>>737424566
Post ore chingrish captions to these. I always piss myself laughing.

>>737417733
asians are so bad behind the wheel

>>737417733
can anyone who is asian please explain why you're so bad at driving and why you don't help people who get into accidents?

>>737424923
It was explained in the other thread. I really don't know why they are terribad drivers but for the not helping its becauae they only help close immediate family members and its better to kill to person you had an accident with than help them

>>737424923
1. shitty brakes
2. helping might end up with you paying their medical bills

that said, after a kid was hit & killed and ignored by 20 passerbys while he was crying in pain, they put in a law where you now get penalized for not helping

>>737423101
Who the fuck was that who came flying in and cracked his head? Captain China?

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>>737417733

>>737425540
Judge Dredd cosplayer. They like to play vigilante.

This webm features one of them being executed by police: >>737420362

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>>737425540
>Captain China

>>737425861
>Judge Dredd cosplayer
Holy shit, that's even funnier than Captain China

>>737425540
It's been revealed on here many times that the hammer is rubber and the whole thing is a publicity stunt, put on in order to attempt to get people to act more civilized on trains. as in don't spit seeds.

https://www.shanghaiexpat.com/news/watch-what-happens-when-you-spit-melon-seeds-xian-subway

>>737425982
This.

That being said no idea about the execution one

>>737421768
the guy with the hammer was a fake show. it was a set up for views on social media.

>>737419282
I hate the Chinese, not sure if they're Chinese, but if they are then this is perfect. Fuck China.

>>737423101
Its fake retards, this shit has been exposed a while back.

>>737425540

It's like a shitty version of Judge Dredd.

>>737426172
>>737426117
>>737425982
Train one is fake, but the backtown execution is the real deal.

>>737421563
That's some ancient shit right there, boyo.

>>737419282
kek end reaction

>>737419735
pretty much this

>>737421901
>Chinese
>smart

Those two words should never be used in the same sentence unless both words appear consecutively with "are not" in between.

>>737423006
>cousin is a Christian missionary

You should be concerned because your cousin is a fucking idiot, both for being religious and for being in China.

>>737423090
is there another way?

>>737418313
Hahahaahahahah i love how he moves fwd and her legs get caught up in the wheel well.

>>737422647
>everyone else is fine with this
>she just goes back to dancing right in front of his face
I don't understand

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>and here, mr cheng, we have lath-

>>737424537
Story? Did he drive them off a cliff?

>>737418313
okay.. so knowing the material exceeded the forklifts capabilites (thats why the dude on the background sits there).. they still move the material all the way up instead of a couple centimetres abiove ground so nothing can happen.

why? why does someone learn how to drive a forklift and not learn this super simple strategy of avoiding damage?

>>737427657
THIS is driving off a cliff:

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a5_1375512504

>>737421317
thats why you always. *always*, ALWAYS wear your hard helmet. sometimes stuff like this kills you anyway but atleast fucking attempt to stay alife.

i full of energy now!

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc3_1345975509

>>737428142
It's literally not, you failed me.

This is the most fucked up one out of all of them-

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9b7_1410952090

>>737423962
ish ok! just need time to unwind!

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>>737427357

>>737428627
never skip leg day

>>737428900
What the fuck was he expecting to happen?

>>737428900
How can anyone be so stupid as to not realize that the elevator isn't magically going to be waiting for you if the door is forced open? Does he think the elevator is just gonna shoot up to his floor automatically?

Or was this deliberate suicide?

>>737423962
I've watched it 20 times already but my mind cannot comprehend what is happening.

>>737429416
anger.
some other anon put it in nicer words, but the basic idea is
>in asia people work really hard
>like, they work so amny hours per week that sleeping in public is seen as a sign of a worker so good he forcibly falls asleep while on the way home
>if you work really really hard the sleep deprication and exhaustion gets to you
>so the culture of some asian countries is literally #1 do not, ever, annoy anyone #2 the rest of the culture
>and when theres some even oh so tiny thing wrong with how your day is going
>they go absolutely apeshit about it
>because it only takes so little to tip a man over the edge there
>in this case, the elevator had to SUFFER for his lack of courtesy waiting

>>737429416
>how can anyone be so stupid

He's Chinese, can't help being stupid.

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they shay i well posted!

>>737429894
Daaaamn!! The way that bicyclist get owned by that lamppost.

>>737429894
>that guy who almost got away but gets smacked by the lamppost

>>737419869
I don't know why but this one always make me laugh

>>737418313
>sides are in orbit

Darwinism at its finest

>>737423428
and Haotong finishes the round with a double bogey. He'll be disappointed with that.

>>737427160
because your women in america are cucked full of feminism and think nonsense

>>737429685
>my mind cannot comprehend what is happening.
maybe its cause youre black. have you checked your sskin color lately?

>>737422647
10 hey man let go! let go! let go! not cool! let go of me!
20 ok he let go, cool.
30 I dance more. maybe he no do it again
40 goto 10

>>737429685
Dude passing in a spinner wheel going 3d to 2d to 3d again

>>737429718
Make sense.

>>737427099

In fairness she was dead as shit at that point

>>737428142
i saw a gif of this once where it was captioned "looks clear to me" SMASH!

needless to say ii lmao'd

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Subway: Eat Flesh

>>737424537
thats how you win right there

>>737430940
Yeah, but I'd expect someone to be more fucked up from being 2D for a bit

>>737429894
rots of ddeafs. dats wut happins win the popuration gets ddense

>>737431271
Jesus Christ China...

They really don't give a fuck about anyone else.

>>737429718

makes no sense. In civilized parts of the world we pride ourselves on efficiency, not slavish sleep deprivation. America has much higher NET GDP as a result and yet we still maintain our sanity and respect for fellow human beings.

> PS sleeping in public shows you have lack of self control and are probably a retard hobo

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=51e_1436340152

Is this what CLG are going to do to Doublelift?

>>737423101
THIS IS FAKE

>>737429416
those people are jjist stupid. the genius asian thing is aa myth perpetuated by selectively choosing of chinese from.northeast china where the ppopulation breeded with a stranded aancient roman army legion. theyre 36% or more caucasoid

>>737419282
I love at the end how the guy is mad (at the fence?) and kicks the fence, only to fall flat on his ass.

Haha holy fuck, poor kid.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=337_1375600742

>>737429718
no. the correct answer is here

>>737431810

>>737431523
the correct answer is here

>>737431810

>>737429851
no. the correct answer is here

>>737431810

Her husband always fancied a threesome:

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dc4_1372359115

>>737427098
checkmate

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3cd_1471535398

>>737432702
Wtf!

>>737431522
I've heard that its because if you go and help the victim of an accident you have to pay for his medical bills, medicines, etc. Thats why we never see them helping each other, in this case for example if someone was to save that man, he'll have to pay for his lesions, its an unfair law but a law anyways so they have to follow it.
Well thats what i heard, maybe its not true and they are just cruel cunts, shit every year they have a festival in which they kill dogs in the most horrible ways possible so who knows

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=645_1466853199

>you will never jump off a building together with your best bro after you both fail your college entrance exam

>>737433402

This made me realize that I give so few fucks about chinks that the woman's agonized cries absolutely did not phase me in the least - and I'm generally a fag about stuff like that.

Fuck Chinks

>>737426172
Exposed? It wasn't exposed it was a prank you retard

>>737417733
>>737417733
Lol

>>737429851
That clip is from Korea though

>>737431271
anyone find it strange how asians never use martial arts when they're in a fight?

>>737431271
dafuq?

>>737418313
dumb motherfuckers everywhere

>>737419282
yeessssss kick the massive steel fence

>>737433248
They can also sue you if you don't have the money and/or they fell they suffered public embarrassment

>>737420023
>Never help, period
law school

>>737433248
Apparently it's true: https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2011/10/18/did_chinese_laws_keep_strangers_from_helping_toddler_hit_by_truck.html

"The reasoning of the courts is that if you hadn’t done it, why would you have taken them to the hospital? No normal person would have taken them,” said Donald Clarke, a law professor at George Washington University who maintains ablogon Chinese law."

I'm pretty sure it's the opposite here. If I don't help someone in mortal danger I could go to jail. A law I totally agree with by the way.

>>737424537
>filename
kek

>>737433248
I know that's true for India with car accidents because the hospitals want to know they'll get paid before performing surgery.
In any case, you can't call that an accident.

>>737434528
They're now putting in laws that punish those who don't help.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Wang_Yue

>>737428900
>>737429894
my god that first guy on the bike

>>737430146
looks over to left, BAM , o hhh fuuu kkk

>>737418313
>listening to a woman
Sure way to make a fuck up even worse.

>>737431523


Nigga, you what? Road rage.

>>737419735
Uh its actually
Stupid^2

>>737422647
Pretty much the most normal video on this thread

>>737428900
That's korean

>>737424537
Using the coordinates I tracked this to Conghua, China.

>>737418313
>no no no no no *squish*

>>737437100
Guangzhou, my mistake

>>737437358
Searching for bus crash headlines in Guangzhou I found it pretty easily. No deaths, 9 injuries, only 2 were even severe.

>>737430238
Like popping a huge cyst

>>737428900
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9b7_1410952090
he toke the fast way . I guess

>>737429685
>working on a lathe
>a big ass lathe
>do stupid shit and let hand get caught on the work
>once it has you, yur fugd

>>737437810
>https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2011/10/18/did_chinese_laws_keep_strangers_from_helping_toddler_hit_by_truck.html
WTF §§§§§§§§§§§§

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>>737440371

>>737440371
>>737440431
Suicide?

>>737440371
>>737440431
Why do they do this? Aren't they supposed to be smart?

>>737440985
BAIJIU

>>737440985
it's something called'''' Life '''''''''':/

>>737429894
>almost gets away, then hammered into the ground by streetlight, set on fire, and run over by truck 3 to 4 times

he's okay guys

>>737432702
Kek

>>737442186
>kek
underage