Found this in my moms drawer, 69 decides what I do

>Tiny dildos

Guess we know what your mom likes

Put a note inside it with "Found ur dildo xx love your son"

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>>737415750
pic w/ timestamp

dildo in pooper

Use it

>>737415750
toss it in your butthole. fap later to the thought of mom grinding on your impromptu prostate massager.

Pic with

> Timestamp

>>737415750

of course cum on it, show proof, let dry

us it as a mixer when cooking

>>737415750
stay out of other peoples shit OP, it will save you one day

Stick up ass

>>737416285
Fag

>>737415750
Cum all over it, leave for her to find

Put some hot pepper oil on it

>>737415750
stick it in your prison pocket

>>737416285

This Anon is right op, don't be stupid.

And if you do, there damn better be a good greentext to write out of it.

cum on it and then confront her with it.

>>737416494
shut the fuck up faggots
>>737416285

>>737416503
re-roll

>>737415750
show us pics of mom

put it back and pretend it never happened

>>737416491
rr

>>737416503
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>737416558
divi

>>737416503
rololorlrl

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>>737416480
This

>>737416503
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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>>737416442
Roll

>>737416615
Roll

>>737416503
Roll

>>737416648
Roll

suck on it

Suck it like a bitch for 2 minutes and put it on yt

>>737415857
Do this

Ask your mom if you can use it on her

jizz all over it and then leave it outside the front door of your house to be found later.

>>737416702
This

>>737415857
Roll

>>737416727
re-roll

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>>737416699
Dub dubs

>>737415857
Reroll

suck on it in front of her

>put in fridge
>wait for mom to open the fridge
>???
>profit

Shove it up your ass them shove it in your mouth.

cum on it and leave it on your mother's bed.

>>737415750
Text your mom a pic of you sucking on it while laying naked in her bed. Post proof.

>>737416727
get

>>737416727
c'mon lucky 69

>>737415857
Rereroll

>>737416727
getgetget

Search for it on Amazon - buy larger models of the same make and replace weekly with slightly larger size until it's a road digger

>>737416825
Roll

>>737416503
rollllllllling

>>737416825

roll for

post pic of mom op

>>737416503
get

Buy a dildo shaped from your own dick and replace one with it.

>>737416699

Rollin

throw it through a neighbour's window with a note attached saying 'with love - (mother'sname)'

cum all over it and leave it in the mircowave to be found later.

>>737417152
rolll

Post pic of mom

put it in your ass and show your mom

jizz on it and thow it at your mother.

>>737417272
roll

>>737417272
re-rolllllll

>>737417272
hnnngh

>>737416503
Rerolling, also pics of mom

Tfw there's triple 99 dubs and 6699 but no 69

ask her what is this

>>737416503
rikk

>>737415750
post a video of you sucking it.

>>737416727
rolllllllll

>>737416494
>>737416285
Pathetic losers, stop ruining /b/ REEEEEE

>>737416503
plus pics of mom

>>737415750
rub hot pepper all over them

>>737416503
rollleeleleleoel

>>737417272
Game over. ^

>>737417272
do it

>>737417582
Rolling for this

stick it up your ass and leave shit on it.

Find some slugs, put slugs all over it, close the drawer. She will think she attracted slugs.

>>737417718
roll

>>737416503
roll on

69 get stick up butt

>>737415857
This

>>737416503
rolll this shit

Take it in her bathroom and put it in the toilet bowl. Don't flush. Leave it there. Post a pic

lace it with icy hot

Put in butt, take pics, cum on pics, put pics on fridge.

Spray paint it black and put it back

write note with "allahu akbar" on it and put in drawer on dildo

>>737417982
this

>>737417925
Roll

Put up ass, take pic, send to mom

write your phone number on it with sharpie and then cum on it, leaving it in the drawer. bonus points for putting a ;) after your phone number.

>>737418055
roll

Roll
Suck it like a starving african child. Then nut on it and put it back with nut

throw in toilet and take a

P H A T

shit on it

Re roll

>>737415750
roll

>>737418146
roll for this kek

Close the drawer and forget about it

>>737418055
this

wasted 69

poo in the drawer

Jiszz on it then put it in mail box

>>737418181
Roll

>>737418055
roll on roll ron roll ronorrl ononononroll

Throw it at your mom and tell her she's tearing this family apart

Hang yourself with the dildos tied in to the rope and write a letter saying you killed yourself because of her being a slag

Stick it in your ass. Post pics. Turn into on. Keep in there for 24 hours.

Put it in your ass

tell her she gets no dick and verbally abuse her until she sells the dildo, her getting more lusty each day, until she breaks down and sucks your dick

>>737418266
Roll

>>737418320
Roll

>>737418325
this kweeeeek

Kys with it

slap that fucker between two slices of wholemeal bread. use half a cup of fresh jizz as a dressing and present it your mother as a delicious sandwich.

>>737415750
It goes up your ass, and stays there til your mom finally asks you where it is

Salad mixer can toss salads

>>737418377
roll

Stick it firmly in the rectum. Put back without cleaning

>>737416503
reroll

Stick it inside your dog or cat's ass

>>737418320
Rolllloolioi

>>737416503
another roll

>>737418514
reroll of reroll

Lick em clean

>>737418296
Roll

Jizz on it

>>737418564
reroll of reroll of reroll

>>737415857
this

Put hot sauce on it then put it back.

>>737418614
reroll of reroll of reroll of reroll

Send your mom a pic of your dick next to the dildo and ask which one she wants more

>>737418670
This

>>737418670
this is it.

>>737418654
reroll of reroll of reroll of reroll of reroll

>>737416825
This then cover it with sriracha

>>737418670
Fucking 70 twice. I quit.

Up ass, cum on it, then back up your ass

>>737418670
roll up roll up

>>737418670
THIS

>>737418670
roll

>>737418670
Rolling

>>737418741
Rorlrolrol

>>737418670
le roll

>>737418670
thisssssss

>>737418670
Rollolololol

>>737418670
dsfsdf

rub chillies on it

>>737418741
Roll

>>737418670
roll

>>737418741
Rachaaaa

>>737418951
Roll

>>737418670
rollie rollie gimme roll

take pictures with it, send them to your mom, telling your mom the dildos have found someone better in their lives.

Put in ass; take picture; print picture; put both in finding place.

>>737418670
rollin'

>>737418670
this is what we need

>>737418670
69 doesn't exist

>>737418670
gogoggogo

>>737418670
rolll

>>737418670
60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 70

Take a picture of it next to a current newspaper. Leave the picture and a ransom note in its place.

>>737418670
this

>>737419143
69

>>737419168
HAHAHAHA

>>737418670
rolll

>>737415750
lick them, then cum on them and see if you can get your mom preggers

Just move it around in the drawer every couple days. Put dead batteries in it every week.

>>737418670
Rolling

ITT: A 69 conspiracy

one of them all the way uo your ass with proof

suck them and send mom pics and proof here

>>737418670
Roll

melt cheese on it

Text your mom this thread's url.

ejaculate on it and give it to your mother

Cum on and shove up as. Return

>>737419384
this

>>737418670
Better be this

>>737419462
rolling for her consideration

>>737418670
Roll

>>737418670
Rol

In ass. Covered in cum. Return dirty

>>737418670
I'd ::)

Take it and put in your sock drawer, leave it it there until she finds it, or asks if you know what happened to it

cum on it and put it on display in your room. see how long it takes for her to notice. must add fresh cum daily; you're not allowed to clean it either.

>>737415857
roll

>>737418670
Ggggffcdhj

>>737418670
t h i s

>>737419631
roll

>>737418670
Yiss

Cum in it

>>737418670
roll

>>737415750
shove them up your ass, cum on them and then put them back where you found them.

Rub with habbinaro peppers

>>737419666
Satan approves

>>737419666
ROLL FOR 666

>>737419710
Reroll

>>737418670
this

>>737415750
Cum on it and shove in ass

>>737419710
Reroll motha facka

>>737418670
ffs this

>>737418670
It's never gonna roll

Just passing by, wasting my 69

>>737418670

Roll

>>737419813

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>>737418670
This is happening!

>>737416285
You're the kind of people who ruined /b/.

>>737418670
The elusive 69 is mine.

>>737418670
i swear if its not this

>>737419871
You had one fucking job

>>737418670
Roll for this

>>737418670
ba booom!

>>737418670
There is no topping this.

>>737419813
Rr

>>737418670
yeah righto

>>737418670

>>737419947
roll

>>737418670
Roll

>>737418670
le rollerino

>>737418670
TIHSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>737418670
Rolling

>>737418670
does 69 not exist?

>>737418670
Rolling

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>>737418670
That moment when OP realized he fucked up

>>737418670
this is it

Rr

>>737418670


yeyeye

>>737418670
Rolling for this

>>737418670
do it

>>737418670
this

>>737418670
its almost there OP prep the pic!

>>737418670
Allah

>>737418670
roll

>>737418670
Almost .. there

>>737418670
This!

>>737418670
this but also put that pic ITT

>>737418670
THIS PLEASE

>>737418670
Alllmost there

>>737420266

>>737418670
The no 69

Also rolling

>>737420093
reroll

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>>737420268
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

send mum pic of dildo in ass

Put red pepper on it for hear that slut screaming

>>737420268
>>737420271
are you fucking kidding me. also, roll for these.

>>737418670
Rell

>>737418670
cum on do this

>>737418670
this

>>737418670

com on

>>737418670
It has to be this

>>737418670
this

>>737420301
Re roll

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>>737416792
this

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>>737418670

>>737418670
this

Put it back and dont talk with that bitch anymore

>>737418670
Im feelin it

>>737418670
Please

>>737418670
its HAPPENING!

>>737418670
69 GETTTTTTTTTTT

>>737418670
this and send her picture with it up your ass

>>737420402
Rerolllllllll

>>737420444
Trips never lie

>>737420444
TRIPS BUT NO 69

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>>737418670
ROLL.Common op don't be a bitch now

>>737418670
cmon

>>737418670

Put it back.

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>>737416792
We should all roll for this

>>737418670
Plz mommy

lick it like a lolly pop

>>737418670
fucking brilliant

>>737420444
This

nigroll >>737418670

>>737420514
Re-roll.

Come onnnnnn

>>737418670
Rolling

>>737418670
i got it guys

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>>737416792
roll

>>737418670
sfgdfjhdrkl

>>737420467
this

Confront mother.

>>737418670
>09
op will not deliver if this wins. but rolling anyway

>>737418670
roll

>>737418670

>>737418670
get

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>>737418670
Roll.

>>737418670
rolly polly olly... All this work OP will not deliver

>>737420444
Be a pussy and do this

>>737418670
gettttttttttttttttttt

>>737416792
this pls

Smear nutella all over it and leave it in the drawer.

>>737420444
T'his.

>>737418670
Ajajajajaj

slap your face with it and post vid

>>737418670
its gone thread dead

>>737416792
This

>>737418670
please for the love of god

>>737418670
And a 1 and a 2

>>737418670
this tbh

>>737418670
OP you better fucking deliver for this 69

>>737418670
ffs

>>737418670
please op

>>737418670
in gonna happen right meow!!

>Getting a 69 roll.

Impossible! Sad! Degenerate!

>>737418670
Come on!

>>737418670
Fucking Roll

do nothing

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>>737416792
roll nibba

>>737415750
>>737415954
pretty shit looking dildos. buy her a quality one

>>737420467
this one

>>737418670
Put nutella on it as well.

>>737418670
I make a decent contribution for once and can't get a fucking 69.

steal the batteries, leave it on her pillow

>>737420869
YES!

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>>737415750
Go make your mom some pancakes. Discard the dildo so she will be confused where it went and only give it back to her on her death bed with a mysterious smile on your face.

yay :D I got it

>>737420869
finaly

>>737420869
IT IS DONE

>>737420869
Finally!!!! Hurry up op

>>737420869
OKAY... and now we wait

>>737420869
>>737415750
WINRAR! rest in piece your ass anon!

Nut a big load into your hand, rub the nut into one of dildos, then again with the other. Make sure the cum is not easily visible, replace them in he drawer exactly how you found them. Now masturbate tonight knowing that you put your cum inside your mother.

>>737420869
fuck me it took long enough

>>737420869
The Legend

You better make a new thread Op. This shit gave me anxiety.

OP dead

Now we wait for OP to either not deliver and/or try and slither his way out of this one.

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>>737421077
kek

Op died like 250 rolls ago

i can see the future. OP does not deliver

>>737421187
It's actually the past because he never was going to

OP is a pussy

OP just do something with it

Where is the faggot

do anything!

>>737421264
he might have. if it didnt involve his mom knowing

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FFS pussy do anything

Inb4 up is underage and sends his own mother child porn