What's the meanest thing you have ever done to a girl, /b/?

>>737410260
Said hello

>>737410260
spilled her water on her on purpose and didnt say sorry or anything and i really liked that girl idk why i did it

>>737410260
got involved in the razorchan threads

said she was just like her mom that cheated on her dad, and then keyed her car

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> Become friends with geeky socially awkward black girl.
> Just platonic, although I wouldn't be opposed to more.
> She often makes disparaging jokes about her own blackness.
> Two years into knowing each other, attending an event together.
> Notice she's acting weird at one point. Keeps bending down in her seat to rummage around in her purse for like 10 whole minutes, while glancing up towards me intermittently.
> Chatting online afterwards. She's asking me if her costume looked good.
> I'd kind of started to get tired of her autism at this point in the friendship, and decide to risk it all since I don't really care about any negative outcome.
> Tell her she looked great - especially as she was going up the stairs and I got a nice look up her skirt.
> She confesses that when she was rummaging around in her purse, it's because she was staring at my dick.
> Tells me she has "a weird fetish" but is too embarrassed to say what it is.
> I'm trying to guess. She finally says that it's just that she "really, really, really loves sucking dick."
> I laugh and tell her that's not weird.
> Tell her I thought it was going to be something like that she enjoys being called a nigger whore.
> She gets really turned on by this.
> All of our future hangouts always end with her on her knees, sucking my dick while I call her a nigger whore.
> We do this for a while until she moves our of state.
> She was really into it at the time, but after the fact she's a little psychologically fucked up over it and doesn't ever want to talk about it.

>>737410260
Succeed her diccck

Fucked her dad

>>737410525
That's literally rape

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spread her nudes

>>737412921
lovely pic

got more?

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>>737413002
yup

>>737413074
Boobs? Face? Ass?

>>737410260
>What's the meanest thing you have ever done to a girl
Married her.

Looked at her, apparently thats eye rape now or something.
And woman wonder why they're not getting asked out kek.

not given her attention, even though she wanted it from me.

>>737413189
Do they?

They dec about you, they're wondering why chad isn't banging them, not you

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>>737413177
probably wont do face

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>>737413177
>>737413280

>>737413307
Post more

Face too pls

>>737412243
>Worst thing you've done
>Telling the truth to a nigger whore

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>>737412243
>nigger whore
that is just the fucking best anon. I really hope that's original and not a pasta, but even if it is, holy hell I'm glad you posted it. That had me wheezing

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>>737413378
no face tho

>>737410260
Did her tax for her and claimed deductions for dicksucking expenses

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>>737413456
>3456

>>737410260
Led her on, fucked her sister WHILE she was there.
Got dick sucked after by gf.
She found out later and that was the end lol

>>737410260
Refused to let her pay the bill

I shit in a girls purse at a party
She died 3 years later

>>737413497
Why not post face?
More ass. Tits standing if you have

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>>737413611
i've seen shit hit the fan many times on b. Not gonna risk it

>>737413889
Whatever just keep posting nudes then

that seems reasonable. thanks for sharing what you can

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>>737413964
>>737413976
will do

>>737410260
>picked up a fench chick at a bar.
>Fucked her all night long.
>Stuck it in her ass.
>in the morning got in a cab and went home.
She wanted my number and I didn't give it to her. I wish I did coz that ass was fat. But I guess I thought it was hottest to just leave.... I regret not punishing that pussy again

Was about to break up with a gf few years back and just before I did she kept begging to come over. I really didn't want her to but she said she wouldn't take no for an answer. I got drunk as fuck and when she got to my house I ended up fucking her really hard and being a cunt about it. At one point I was doing her doggy and stretched my foot over and pushed her head into the bed with it. Treated her like a worthless whore for a solid 20 minutes until she burst into tears and left. Turns out she came over because she felt like shit after miscarrying. Felt bad for treating her that way but glad I'm not stuck with her and a kid

>>737414258
whats this

Just separated from my wife like a month ago and she tried to guilt me into coming back by using her son so i told her if she kept playing games ill let the bank foreclose on the mortgage lol

>>737414382
Its a vagina you're welcome

>>737414480
but... why

>>737410260
once a fat girl called me disgusting and was giving me a hard time for sharing my water bottle with my dog on a hot day
i told her to be careful not to get upset at things so easily in the 3rd trimester because it hurts the baby
she wasn't pregnant just fat

>>737410260
I cheated on my emotionally abusive ex with an introverted af ukranian model and she basically loved me and I just used her and then self destructed completely because I don't allow myself happiness and I'm a negative influence on those around me

>>737410260
>fat whale at a party hitting on me
>me flirt back coz I love attention
>shes getting handsy
>I try to get away because I want hot pussy
>getup and walk away
>she chases me, drunkenly falls over and pulls me down to the ground ... kinda wrestling
>I push her off
>she hits ground
>she grabs my leg while im trying to get away
> I kick her hard in her fat stomach while she rolls on the ground
>walked away while she cried in the dirt

Years later I found out she killed herself not long after that.
Should I feel responsible at all?

>>737414733
there was probably more going on with her besides that event... wouldnt stress too much about it but it might have been the trigger to do it

>>737414723
Elaborate pls

>>737414723
>I cheated on my emotionally abusive ex with an introverted af ukranian model and she basically loved me and I just used her and then self destructed completely because I don't allow myself happiness and I'm a negative influence on those around me
>gets abused
>still feels guilty

people like you are a goldmine for sadists, you're a walking punching bag bro

>>737410260
> booty called a 1/10 'cos drunk
> sobered up a bit while she got a taxi to my house
> opened up my front door to pig
> beergoggles.ini has stopped working
> reality.jpg
> say a single word "nah"
> slam door

>>737414847
Yeah... obviously more was going on with her.
Funny how life works tho. I would have enjoyed fucking her. Probably would have but was a drunk early 20 something just fucking around.
But if I d just been slightly more horny she might still be alive.

There is no god eh?...

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>>737413183
There it is!

Voted for Trump.

>>737414733
a little

>>737414052
Keep going

>>737415047
kek, that's a nasty one

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>>737415411

hope you like

I once had sex with a girl who passed out at my place. she was smoking hot too

Got her pregnant, ruined her body, gave her gonorrhea, and left her when she was 2 months pregnant for video games.

>>737415477
Ofc. Any tit pics while standing? Full frontal?

>>737415419
Would've been a different story if her taxi driver was faster Anon. Close shave

Punch her in the dick

>>737410260
Cheated on four girls at once. (didn't mind because they all did something to me)

Ex. One did some fucked up shit so I got another one. 2nd one did something. Got a 3rd one. Ect.

Feelsbadman

>>737410707
Same lmao

But she's a bitch and deserves it.

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>>737415572
not while standing, wish i had that

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>>737410260
> Be 16, virgin with low selfesteem
> Meet icelandic grill on 9chat app (faggot ass 9gag forum app, everyone is a pussy)
> Started writing and sending nudes back and forth
> She gets madly in love with me
> Spends her small savings account on travels to denmark where i live
> Take her virginity in a hotel
> Feelsgoodman.jpg
> Leave early in the morning next day and block her from the app.
> Her not knowing my real name so she couldn't find me
> Regret nothing

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>Been cheating on the wife
> side piece has a fatter ass and always swallows
> wife finds out yesterday
> they talk
> IDGAF
> wife makes me promise to stop talking to her
> surewhatever.jpeg
> side piece texts me later when I'm with family
> Anon, I might be pregnant
> lol
> she's getting an abortion
MFW she thinks I care

>>737415668
You definitely have mental problems

>>737415728
Spread pussy?

>>737410260
Anyone have the video to this pic?

>>737413453
Lol

>>737410260
once when i was 7-8 there was a girl waiting at the end of the flying fox and i didn't want to give it up and so i kicked her square in the gut

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>>737410260
I had a gf i wanted to break up with for being a whiny bitch, so i decuded to go out with a bang. She had a real hard public sex fetish, and we acted on it several times. A day before operation Bang started, i texted her parents from her phone to meet her at a park near their house. The day of the operation i got her all turned on, took her to that park and fucked her ass in a spot we had. This time after i fucked her i jizzed on her face, she liked it.
Told her to go to the car to clean herself up, but not before she gets to the car.
She goes, and surprise surprise, meets her parents with a faceful of jizz. While they are freaking out, i sneak to the car and go home.
She calls me half an hour later bitching that i ditched her. Let her know that she is a cumdumpster worthless whore and that she is dumped.
>Dont bother coming back home, i put all your stuff at your parents' house.
Found out later they threw her out because they thought she was a hooker.

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>>737415783
low quality tho

>>737415668
I was fucking 5 girls at one point while with my gf.
And doing 3 somes with my best friend,his wife and while his sister law would watch and then later would join.

Kinda fucked up regret it a bit

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>>737415763
>lying on the internet
what's wrong with u tuff guy

>>737416019
Keep em coming

>>737410260
I married her

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>>737416151
also still a virgin on this pic

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>>737410260
I don't remeber many of stories when I treat women like shit, cuz I'm stressed lonely faggot, but:
>be in the pub with friends
>3 hot chicks went into the entrace of pub
> Most of them was 7/10 with nice legs and asses
>friends stare at them like their where watermelons and them was a nigger
>girls giggling and stuff
>me shouting back to the girls
>3/10!
>laugh my ass of
>tfw my friends are still virgins cuz of me

Sorry I'm russia

>>737413607
FUCKING MURDERING BASTARD

>>737416177
Interesting. Post more of this. Do you have Kik btw

>>737415782
Yeah I'm not sure what though. I'm going to a therapist, so hopefully I can get better.

Maybe you know whats wrong with me?

I got 2 stories:

I used to manage a Kfc, there was this awkward, thin, butterface chick that everyone didn't like. So I made her think I liked her. Would drop her home after shift and eventually talked her in to sucking my dick and fucking me before we left work. She caught feels and would do anything I told her to, including letting me fuck her ass on lunch breaks. Anyway she proposed to me and I just said nope. She held off for a bit but didn't take much talking to get her naked again.

The other one is there was, I was messy drunk at a HS party and there was a chubby chick hitting on me. I knew she was a virgin so I went for it, but we couldn't get my dick in that tight pussy. I ended up fucking her ass as she cried and kinda just thanked her and left her. Should note we were on some ransoms drive way that was a couple streets away from the party.

I was a cunt. But I got laid.

>>737410260
fuck girl1 in ass. nut in her guts. haven't had a chance to wash my dick off yet when a few hours later I fuck girl2 and cum in her mouth. girl1 had used an enema to clean out her dirt locker but girl2 still took muh peen with ass on it.

I've picked my wife up mid argument and thrown her down onto the bed before pulling her pants down and fucking her doggy. It's the absolute biggest turn on to women when they're all pissed the fuck off, hot and bothered, and a man just overpowers them and takes what he wants. She complains and fights it but secretly loves the surrender

A lot of people would classify it as mean or even rape.

Was two timing a lady that I had been dating for three years. But took her to a fancy bed and breakfast anyway for her birthday. During sexy time say wrong name. Shit explosion. Long ride home.

Asked her on a date

>>737410260
I got back together with an ex who fucked around on me when I was overseas. She moved across the country to get back together, and 6 weeks later I kicked her ass out and threw away all of her shit. Would do it all again in a heartbeat. What a cunt!

>>737415047
Holy fucking shit my sides are on mars right now

>>737412243
nigger whore pics?

>>737416177
More

Made her carve my name on her arm and cut her face up for my amusement, called her the worst things in the world and almost convinced her to commit suicide, I'm in therapy now and I'd never do those things now but yeah

I blackmailed neighbour (45yo female) into being my slampig at my command. I know she hates it, but has no choice. When I fuck her I like to look at her mad/sad face. Makes me cum that little bit harder.

>>737412243
>finds chick he likes
>gets oral from her
>she actually makes the first move
>doesn't hook up any further

youre such a fucking faggot

Invited ex over on her brothers suicide anniversary so that she "wouldn't be alone" knowing she pops xanax. Waited until she took one and started getting her drunk. Passes out completely. Proceed to lube her up and fuck her in the ass since she never let me while she was awake. Then idk what got into me and I pulled out and stuck it in her pussy and came deep in her.

Finished up and cleaned her up and dressed her and I went to sleep in the living room. She got up the next morning like nothing happened. She did end up getting pregnant but she was seeing someone else apparently so he got the blame.

No regrets

I dumped a chick and got with a hotter girl. The ex kept annoying us and harassing my new girl, so I bought a few SIM cards and sent nudes and dirty sex vids to her parents posing as a different guy with each sim.

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>>737416983
God damn dude. What do you got on her?

>>737417150
lol what was her reaction?

>>737415071
Dude just the the fuck up already faggot. You think your some kind of stud because some fat ugly pig killed herself for reasons unknown and you automatically assume it's because you rejected her? You are probably a fucking autistic simp social moron who can't get anything but fat weird chicks that are emotionally unstable. Faglord

>>737417308
Dont worry man, one day you can be attractive to chicks like that too

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>>737414733
I pictured a fat turd girl with shitty brown hair and shes stuffing her face full of chocolate cake crying her eyes out... and then you see a gunshot from outside her window. daaaaaang anon you killed this bitch

>>737415741
CP lol

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>be me
>date lindsey shaw look alike
>have her give me head before i leave
>cries while giving me head one night
>never see her again

>>737410260
Leave her at prom to go get high with different girl whom i fucked that night.

>>737417499
cowardly, selfish piece of shit
kys

>>737417269
Her daughter is my best mates ex. He sent me all her nudes and a vid. I told the mom that if she didn't do whatever I wanted that her church (Mormon) will see them.

>>737416488
You talk like a faggot

>>737417086

Had a fiancee at the time. Thought I should set some boundaries.

>>737410260
tricked her into thinking her best friend had committed suicide, best friend was in on it as a fuck you revenge plot. bitch went insane and got baker acted for a week. nothing of value was lost.

>>737415047
based

>>737417127
What happened with the pregnancy

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>>737410260
>came in a girl
>got her pregnant
>told her I don't want it. and don't care if she keeps it or not (I was working a money-under-the-table kind of job and had no bank account so my wages wouldn't be garnished for child support)
>gets an abortion
>spends the next 5 years going bat shit and periodically texting me about said abortion

>>737417286
She just got mad, her dad beat the shit out of me though. Haha, fucker can't un-see his daughters pussy with my cum leaking out of it. Ultimately I think I won.

>>737410707
What happened to razerchan

>>737417785
She wanted to terminate but family wouldn't allow it. Guy freaked out and moved back wherever he came from.

See them now and then... Idk what the statute is on rape but when it's passed I may try to claim some parental rights to my son

>be bi
>girlfriend knows it
>she lives in my house, I support her, she drives one of my cars
>she's been less interested in sex for months
>tell her if she doesn't want to have sex that's fine but I'm going to get it elsewhere
>she laughs it off
>she comes home one day and I call her into the bedroom
>I'm in bed naked with this twinkish guy
>tell her she has two choices... sit there and watch or pack her stuff and leave
>she sits down and watches as the guy blows me and then I fuck him in the ass
>make sure it's loud and raunchy
>make sure she knows how much I'm enjoying myself
>following week she's really into sex more than ever
>week later she takes her stuff and leaves

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>>737416113

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posted this girls nudes online

>girl i like
>she has bf but she is not in a good relationship
>asked her to go out with me
>she said no cause it was not right
>i kept insisting every time i saw her
>finally says yes
>still in relationship
>go out having fun, mild flirting
>end up on a hill watching down the town we live in
>ask her to go to her house and make love cause i really like her
>she says yes
>go home wear condom and fuck her
>i wanted to cum inside but no condom and shit
>while fucking her missionary i turn her around to doggy
>get the condom off fast
>she didn't notice or at least she didn't say anything
>proceed pounding and cumming deeply inside
>she fell on her belly on the bed and i grabbed the condom i had thrown so she thinks i took it out now
>sex never happened again
>her bf is kinda of a douche but he knows her buttons and keeps her close
>fast forward 2 months later
>she is pregnant
>i don't know the chances of this kid being mine cause she has told me that they rarely have sex but im 99% sure it is

>>737412672
Chicks hate it when you fcuk their dads dick with this 1 trick.

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>>737412243
Post pics of this nigger whore

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I cheated on her. Then she left me. Then she started dating a good friend. Ate her out and she sucked my dick. Then they broke up. Then I went with another chick she was very good friends with. Hit it. Told my first gf I still loved her. Other girl found out. Said sorry. Hit other chick for a few months. Cheated on her with first gf. Both found out. Both left me. Can't find another girl cause record is shot.
>Mfw I'd probably cheat on a new one anyway

There was this bipolar gurl my friend is with.
He wants to loose her without a fight.
So he ignored her while I seduced her.
I later broke off contact with her.

Raped two

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>>737414254
Ex >Anon I gotta tell you something
Anon >bend over slut
Ex >oh..o-okay
Anon >yeah take it all fat slut bitch
Ex -while crying and getting get shit pushed in- >anon I had a miscarriage
Anon proceeds to push her face into the bed with his foot
>Hfw

>be me in college
>find decent fuck buddy she was Asian with small tiddies but a decent ass 7/10
>fuck on the regular causally
>have super hot professor
>professor seems overly interested in me askes me to stay late in class one day
>mfw prof wants this dick
>me and my prof become fuck buddies
>she sends me nudes and such
>hanging out with asian girl one day just finished fucking
>i get up to go pee and this bitch goes through my phone
>i guess she became attached to me
>finds nudes of prof
>flips the fuck out
>she then fowards the messages to her phone
>prints picture out of proff and puts them up all over campus
>proff was fired and went to a sex rehab

>>737418972
You're a virgin.

>>737419248
this didn't happen

>>737416450
I'm gonna do this tonight and get arrested for rape. Check the news for me Florida.

>>737417499
Shoulda fucked her. Slammed some.vodka and called an ambulance

>>737415741
Det var nu ikke så pænt gjort.

>>737419416
I'm not. I was poking fun at this anon situation.

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>>737410260
Pic not related
>Be me 21yo
>a cute girl start flirting
>ask me out several times
>is cute but more flat than a wooden plank
>didn't care about flaties
>Iwantboobs.jpg
>hangout with her two times
>just two Times
>no sex no kissing just hangout
>she invites me to her ranch
>great time with her so why not
>arrive, I am impressed
>biiig ranch
>she is not a hillbilly
>rich family
>she intruce me to the family
>all family thinks I am boyfriend
>didn't clear that, didn't care, they are rich
>I am young but drop college to put a gym need money to pay debts
>let's call cute girl Yess
>first nigth in the ranch
>she want the D
>give her the D
>pass a week fuck her almost all the time
>her sexy cousin arrive to the ranch
>cousin make me diamonds
>Yess know she didn't have great body and cousin yes
>Yess said to her that we are a couple

Want to know the fucked up part?
is better that you may expect

>>737419416
Says the anon who's on 4chins

>>737417970
Fuckin degenerate

>>737420248
Post pics of yess. I wanna see Dem lack of tiddies

>>737414716
kek'd

>>737418212
You should beat her bf's ass and make her yours and take care of your kid dude.

>went to applebees
>didn't leave waitress a tip

>>737419603
It happened. In Shameless. 2 or 3 seasons ago.

>>737410260
i pulled her hair then ran away.

>>737420637
you faggot.

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>>737420248
>>737420412

>>737421078
More.

I helped raid Jessi Slaughter.. She needed the kick in the pants though

my first real gf was really small and cute with a great butt. back then i was completely obsessed with butts, and since she was my first gf, i hadn't really done much with girls before. i really wanted to touch her butthole, but she wouldn't let me. in fact, sure wouldn't even do doggy style so i couldn't even look at it. it drove me nuts. so one day i got her super drunk and then after she passed out went crazy on her butthole. i spread her cheeks open really wide and looked at it, i rubbed it, i stuck my finger up there a little bit. i ended up masturbating while i smelled it (it smelled like shit btw i have no idea why i found that exciting). i did that several more times and never told her.

i actually don't even like touching buttholes anymore so who knows what that was about.

>>737421078
>>737420412
>>737420248
Continue
>all diner time all big family together
>I am interpreting the nice boyfried role
>gifts time
didn't tell before but all of this happened in december
>all the family thinks I am great
>normally I am but not with this flatie
>Yess parents give bunch of gifts
>I am like
>fuuuk how I am gonna scape from this later
>Yess ask in front of all family to her parent if they can help me out with the gym
>they said yes
>fuuuuuuuuk.gif
>another week pass
>hiking Yess want to impress me
>start to recollect flowers and fungus
>Yess biology nerd
>Yess eat a fungus
>Yess that night sick as fuck
>this fag sad because not fuckity fuck today
>tomorrow 12/31
>pass nigth with Yess
>Sexy big titted awesome cousin enter to the room
>Yess sleep and delirious
>cousin sit next to me
>catch me watching her massive cleavage
>she smile
>I smile like an idiot
Continue?

>>737420646
lolollolol

I met a girl on soc. She had a shitty life with abusive parents, so I asked her to move in with me.
I basically made her my slave, clean and do all the household shit. I would fuck her in her ass all the time, even though she hated it. During football season, I'd have friends over and make her blow all of us. Anytime she resisted, I'd tell her she could shut up or move out. One day, while cleaning, she broke my favorite mug. I literally made her watch as I burned most of her personal stuff, pictures and stuffed animals and a bunch of clothes. All depressed, she got drunk as fuck and passed out, so I invited some buds over and we ran a train on her. Three days later, she left. No clue where she went. Never heard from her again. No fucks given.

>>737418159
More for context.

>>737422960
pics of train? bonus if you had a friend named Thomas.

>>737415047
Would be cool but you lose points for knowing 1/10s

Made her abort.

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>>737410260
Played with their emotions after like 3 years cause they did it to me like 3 years earlier. Karma can be a bitch

>>737422254
y

>>737419248
Thats one plot of shameless

>>737422254
anon, if you end this with "feces was money" I will stab you through your computer.

>>737410260
fucked a girl while he was sleeping, she woke up and freaked out.. good thing she was my wife it put her off for awhile asking me why I told her i thought she was awake and just wasn't into it.

>>737410260
Let them see me nude

>>737424406
>she*
sorry spelling mistake.

cheated on girlfriend, fucked this girl and when my girlfriend came over i put the dirty condom in her mouth

Put a pepermint candy up her pussy. Also, broke up with her. Once because her mom was a crazy bitch. Once because she didn't like dick. Once because she wanted to get married. Once because she was away at college fucking other dudes. Once because she was telling me how I would live..

>>737424730
I kind did this once but I fucked a chick and slapped another dude in the face with the condom.

>>737414847
Your kind aint welcome around these parts

>>737419248
um so shameless plot?

Dry anal after she passed out while we were having sex. Both had too much to drink, drunk me got offended thinking fell asleep from the sex. So dry anal. Next morning I had blood on my dick and she couldn't walk, later she wanted to hook up again, but anyone willing to.come back after that is too crazy for my taste

>spend weeks convincing my gf to get fucked by a dog
>she finally does it
>break up with her because she's disgusting
>tell everyone in school what she did
>she ends up changing schools

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>>737424931
If true damn dude that's savage.

>>737410260
Ass raped my wife

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>>737423269
No pics of the train... but this is her.

>>737424322
I never got why "feces so money" is funny it makes no sense to me.

>>737410260

>On MFC
>Pretty girl
>faptime.jpg
>Not really doing anything for me
>Start low-key abusing her lifestyle choices
>She starts crying
>Ohyeah.mp4
>Talk for an hour
>Tells me she had to leave Ukraine because of the war
>Left her mother, father, brother
>Left her boyfriend
>Starts showing me pictures of her family
>Crying really hard
>Cum

Still think about her from time to time.

>>737425462
I thought I was the only one who makes small talk with MFC girls... Hello friend

>>737425284
It's not rape if it's your wife

>>737425462
>>737425604
What's MFC? Google won't tell me shit

>>737425184
She admitted it openly, even trying to justify it when confronted by saying she was afraid I would dump her if she didnt. She even told her mother, who told my parents. I just said I was joking and didn't think she would actually do it.

>>737410260
Told her the truth.
inB4 what truth?
The truth about anything really.

>>737425604

Definitely. I always get more turned on when they engage with me. Anyone can drop some cash and say 'show me your asshole'. They're also generally more generous if you chat to them. Most of them are really sad.

>>737425762
myfreecams

>>737410260
>fucked and never talked to her again
>cheated on a 2-year girlfriend (figured out smt was up, but never actually found out anything)
>cheated on a 1-year girlfriend on her birthday (never found out)

>>737425666
Its raped only if she said she didn't want. Good luck.

>>737415504
Story

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>>737425792
Must of been some weird ass moment like this from you being as asshole. No judgement though heh

Dated 3 girls at the same time. I had their facebook passwords so I would know if they got suspicious. It is a really long story to be honest. But basically I manipulated my first GF then my best friend then a collegue. And basically, nr 1 knew nothing at all, nr 2 believed I wasn't with nr 1 anymore, and nr 3 didn't found out about anything. I currently only date nr 3 and we are in stable relationship. She only knows about the 1.

A bitch told me to kill myself so I decked her in the face. Knocked her out. No regrets

>>737418212
Anon you're one smart cunt

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turned her into a cokehead

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>>737413183
Me too!

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>>737418212

Anon are you by-chance of the nigger persuasion?

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>>737417729
That didn't work to well isn't it.

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>>737426583
Cant go wrong with a smile and a coke. bitches love coke. and smiles it seems.

>>737420359
Republican detected

>>737425323
It was used in the context of a story where the OP spoke/wrote broken english. That line was actually not the best line in the story. If someone saved it, please post it.

>>737426942

Funny this is, I'm the one he responded to and I'm a Republican.

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>>737426978
Here you are.

>>737426978
>>737427390

No I seen the story, I just done think feces so money is funny....

>>737422254
u gonna post the rest before the 404 or what?

>>737410260
Took her on a vacation to Europe, had a nice time, fucked her silly, then came back, moved out of state, and decided to never talk to her again. Answered no emails, phone calls, just disappeared from her, & eventually she stopped sending them. It was funny to watcher her messages go through all the steps of recovery, shock, confusion, bargaining, anger, acceptance, etc,

>>737427485
well then, "shut fuck" to you.

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>>737410260

>What's the meanest thing you have ever done to a girl, /b/?


this

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>>737422254
You gonna finish that mate

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>>737427708

>>737422137
Teenage hormones phase bro. We have all had it.

>>737422960
You sound like a hillbilly

>>737425284
Greentext?

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>>737424931

>>737422137
Bitch just needs to wipe better lol. A sleeping asshole is a wonderful thing! Love eating a nice clean asshole!

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>>737428276
You know you want me

>>737427485
Shit was cash

>>737424931
My ex used to get super defensive when I joked around about getting fucked by a dog. Definitely got me thinking she might have fucked around with one when she was younger.

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>>737428397
No i don't

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>>737428586
o....okay "sniff"

>>737427773
That's not even mean, you fuck nugget

My last gf was physically abusive when she got drunk. So I got her to start a phone plan with me in her name. Broke up with her so she's stuck paying for me always going past the data cap, and for my galaxy s7 I'm typing this out on. Last bill was over $500. I heard that her house is being foreclosed on too. Not confirmed though.

>>737410260
Ignore her

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>>737427708

True love true life true thoughts.
I mean dont be mean its easy to make asshole. Just take hard to life and never forget.

>take a trip to Mexico
>meet some cute Mexican honey
>tell her how special she is
>she thinks I love her
>pump multiple loads into her everyday
>promise to marry her and make her a US citizen
>fly home the day before I tell her I am supposed to
>still wonder if she got knocked up

>>737429335
Classic

Cum in her hair and rubbed it in as a cumditioner.

>>737428068
I'm an affluent new englander. She was Oklahoma juggalo trash.

>>737427773
more please?

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>>737428960

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>>737410260
I dont know what happened, but i once smeared a classmate's tampon with that cold/hot cream.

She didnt came the rest of the week, dont know if it was because of that or something else

moved from my parents house at 23 and went to a loft, neighbours daughter was 16 nothing special 6/10 and she liked me from the first moment she saw me moving there, she was saying hello when i get home from work and she was on the balcony and most of the times she asked me to wait so she can come down and small talk or when i speak with her parents she comes and says hi too, one day tired as fuck i tell her to just come in and talk and she goes super excited. From that day on she became very touchy and hugged me and stuff, i could not care less about it. One day i catch her near our houses in a car smoking weed with a female friend of hers. i say hi and leave her with the most surprised look on her face.Next couple days she wasn't on the balcony which was weird cause i kinda hoped she was so i could ask her if it was weed what i smelled, not for a particular reason, just curiosity. in house i hear the bell, it's her, she comes over and literally i open the door and she throws herself on me all crying and stuff and begs me to not say anything about the smoking. Evil me wakes up. What are you willing to do about it? Anything you want! Instantly i say take of your pants and get on all fours to the floor, her eyes widen up like a black hole she wasn't speaking at all, i was dead eye looking her , her breathing became heavy, noticeable heavy and i thought maybe this was too much. She starts getting her pants unbuttoned so i relax a little bit. when she is done all her behind is in my vision in all fours, pussy, asshole, buttcheecks, all so perfect and pink, i got a hard on. i take my belt off and strike her buttcheek with it as hard as i could, she screamed so loud and started crying immediately , she got up and started rubbing her butt where i hit her all teary and sobbing. i asked her if she ever gonna smoke that shit again. she said no, i asked are you saying the truth, crying like a waterfall she nod yes several times...

>>737430932
Fuck that wall of text. Greentext it you fag.

>>737430976
ok bro
>caught neighbours daughter smoke weed
>she comes over to say not to say anything
>i smack her with my belt

you good now?

>>737417887
>Idk what the statute is on rape but when it's passed I may try to claim some parental rights to my son
One of the best sentences I've read in awhile

>>737430976
You could learn to read above a 3rd grade level. That took no effort and time to read you mongoloid

>>737410260
I remember the video this is taken from. The meanest shit of all times

>>737431654
what is it?

>>737431654
Story plz

>>737431654
post it faggot

>>737431791
I am kind of positive. I can't find it, but maybe OP has it ?

>>737431791
>>737431798
>>737431861

>>737431791
Fapworthy vid

Google Heavy R She_Would_Do_Anything_for_Love

>>737431798
if I recall correctly, anon dumps ex gf and tells her that to get back together she has to shit on film and eat it. Then he proceeds to upload it on b/

>>737432051
She wipes her shit on her face and eats it, nearly vomiting. Clearly not into it

Thank me later
Enjoy

See 5/10 girl I go to school with on side of road. Tell her I'll give her a ride home. She gets in and I drive opposite way of her house to secluded spot. I tell her she has to suck my dick if she wants to get dropped off at her house. She was scared but she did it. Blasted all over her. Drop her off at her house.
Well next day I'm getting in my truck after class and guess who jumps in the passenger seat?

>>737415504

"had sex with"...lol...no, you raped

"had sex with" implies consent.

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>>737410260
There was this cute asian girl who I had a little crush on in grade six. Me and her were friends but she never liked me. She liked my other friend instead. One day my friend moved away and I tricked her into thinking that he loved her. I would give her love letters that I wrote saying it was from him. I even gave her kisses telling her it was what he told me too do. She believed everything and it got to the point where I tricked her into sleeping with me. We had sex at her house and the entire time I kept saying shit like "He told me he loves you and he wants you to suck his cock." She was hesitant but I promised her I was gay and my friend would visit her in the summer if she did this. I ended up taking her virginity as well making her think it was special. I remember her screaming his name out the entire night saying she was so happy that he loved her...

>>737432286
consent what is that?

>>737432607
a 20th century myth

Pissed in a girl while she was riding me (my dumbass thought she could carry it to the bathroom "was 14) and when she stood up it rained down on me.

>>737432793
I just asked my Mum how to get consent.. I have to get off the computer now she said she has something to show me.

>>737432967
kek'd

>>737410525
>>737412711
it's rape if you are ugly

>>737432967
You must still be 14 if you think that's even possible.

>>737433106
Well, I am 41 and about 3 weeks ago I was so drunk while fucking this hooker I pissed while we were fucking, she didn't even notice.

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>>737433032
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

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>>737433106
while your body makes a great effort to block the urinary passage when dick gets hard, its still possible with some training. watch max hardcore's videos for proof too

>>737433276
You were fucking a hooker without a condom or you pissed into a condom while inside her? I don't why there's a succession of lies about pissing into people. Is this a trendy new meme?

>>737433106
have you never seen max hardcore?

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>>737433557
just push hard no problems, sometimes when I take Viagra I get hard for like 2 hours and have to piss kind like pic.

>>737433557
I'm pretty sure the 14 year old didn't do some intense training before spontaneously pissing in her.

In highschool, this girl had recently gotten raped at a party, I decided to comfort her and date her, but I just ended up smashing and passing, poor bitch dropped out of highschool and hasn't been heard from since

>>737433642
I raw dog hookers, I am hiv+ anyways there are pills for pretty much all STD's nowadays.

on again off again.
broke up with her on christmas, my birthday, her birthday and then finally ended it by pretending i didnt know her. Then fraked out on her when she started dating someone else under the pretense of not technically breaking up with her. To this day she is my bestfriend and i have no idea why

Friendzoned her. Now i miss her. Fugg

>>737433818
Plenty of pills for STD's but I bet the common pesky cold is a right bastard for you and that cheeky dilapidated immune system of yours.

>>737434114
I don't have fucking aids man holy shit read a book or something.

Fucked one of my ex's mothers after we had already been together.

Not only did that piss my ex off, it caused problems between her and the mom.

>have a basement apt
>rent to single mom w 15yo daughter
>they fall behind on rent
>mom brings me sob story
>yeah yeah idgaf
>tell her they will be evicted if they miss one more month
>mom wants to negotiate with sexual favors
>offer to cut the debt in half but I want ass three times a week
>she agrees to keep roof over thier head
>see her daughter a few days later
>says she is sorry they are so behind
>says she will blow me whenever I want to not evict them
>neither knows what the other is doing
>literally make the daughter blow me a few hours after fucking her mother
>mom ends up being able to pay me back
>daughter still sucks my cock because she thinks she's helping her mom
>raise the rent anyway

>>737410260

I've punched few of my past girlfriends. Also cheated multiple times on multiple girls. I really was a piece of shit, but now I'm nearing my 30's and I don't behave like that. When you are young, you should experiment with everything. Also you would be suprised how many girls love to be abused.

>>737417499
smeared shit on a dead whores face, top kek

>>737410260
Borrowed a girls car that I was fucking on the regular who really liked me, to go fuck another girl.

This one was kind of deserved but girl broke up with me cause she wanted someone else, so I fucked her best friend and ruined their friendship. Intentionally.

>>737410260
fucked her best friend taking advantage of her depression, and also molested her little sister when they wer sleeping

>>737434272
I have better things to do than read the big book of aids, like shitpost here. Tell me all about your little friends.

>convinced her to move away from her small town to my city
>promised she would have my car when I got my project car done
>decided to buy a house instead
>let my asshole friend live with us
>ignored her when she made comments about his behavior
>continued lying about how much longer the project car was going to take
>ignored her when she cried about being isolated an lonely
>continued to blow her off so I could sit on my ass and play vidya
>screamed at her when she had a psychotic episode and ate half a bottle of benadryl
>treated her like my personal waitress
>ignored the fact she was slowly going insane
>got her pregnant and bullied her into two abortions
>only admitted to her that I didn't see a future with her after five years of this

She still lives with me. I don't kiss her or tell her I love her anymore. Wondering how long before she gets the hint or an heroes.

>>737434306

That is actually impressive if its true. I appalause to you.

>>737434324
Think I'd rather not experiment with punching women.

>>737434469
What's your project car?

Ex cheated on me. Fucked her hard, anal while I spat on her and checked her lightly (she was into that). Filmed it in secret, burned a DVD and left it in her parents DVD player the night I dumped her...

She expressed her dissatisfaction with that later, when they apparently found the DVD...

>>737434306
Absolute Ruthlessness

>>737434482
This was not intended to be a nigger hate post, it is just truth.

>>737434597
Kek!

*chocked

Fucking autocorrect!

>>737434500
Dated a girl who ended up being a psychopath. She one day decided to start trying to hit me and I just grabbed her hands/arms and held her from doing anything until she gave in.

There was this weird part of me that wanted to punch her back though but I'm not a full blown psychopath. Pretty much unless a women has a weapon , almost all women I would be able to destroy instantly.

>>737432588

this shit is gold if its true. you are a master.

>>737434625

It's more of a man hate post really. 75%+ of cases are in men

>>737434482
>"Nearly 25% of people living with AIDS are women"
>meaning over 75% are men

Congratulations, AIDSVU. You have successfully convinced me to give less of a shit about your niche group.

>>737430932
why do all pedo creeps type like they're inbred

>>737434582
S14, V8 swap, double turbo

>>737432286
rape is still sex jackass lmao

>>737434805
and 80+% of them are black men.. Stay away from mud sharks and you can pretty much raw dog any hooker and not get HIV

Was dating the first person I truly felt a connection with. Cheated on her with another girl who years prior I'd tried to get with, who then became my "secret girlfriend" because she was aware I was already with someone. Then girlfriend #1 proposes threesome with another friend of hers because she felt like she wasn't satisfying me. Then she felt like shit about it after and her friend continued to send me nudes to try to get to break up with her. There was a point in my life that I felt exciting and crazy. Now I feel boring as fuck. But yeah, I guess that's sort of the worst thing I've done.

>>737410260
One of my favorite videos from those without moms

>>737434876
Pics?

>>737432286
No, sex is sex. "Lovemaking" implies consent.

>Dated a girl for a few months
>would constantly pressure her into having a 3 some
>eventually she relents and says she will ask her hot friend
>hot friend says yes
>the day comes and they both blow me atthe same time... so good
>flip her friend onto her back and start fucking her
>she's loving it but gf is instantly regretting decision
>starts to cry when I blow my load in her friend
>friend grabs her head and pushes it into her pussy
>gf sobbing as she eats my cum out of her friends pussy
>break up next day
>worth it

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>>737410260
I use one of these on my wife when she's drunk

>>737434469
You probably live in fucking Idaho

>>737428276
>mfw that's my OC
>mfw I've submitted hundreds of greentexts, OC threads, etc. the past 5 years and this fucking screenshot of my ex's dog is my only legacy
>still feelsgoodman.jpg knowing one of my OC's gets thrown around still though, does man's heart good

>>737435133
YOU'RE SO MEAN DUDE. HOW CAN SUCH A CRUEL PERSON EXIST IN THIS WORLD. JUST READING THIS MADE ME SHAKE.

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>>737417499
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHhahahahahahbahahahahahah

>>737435527
They say mimicry is the highest form of flattery

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>>737435584
Shut up, faggot

>>737435527
>does a mans heart good
>mans heart
>mans

Its a picture of a dog on an internet imageboard and seeing it does your heart good? You're not a man

>>737435527
If what you say is true...then anon..
21 salutes to your doggo... he sure looks fun.
Bow wow my friend, bow wow.

O And what was his name?

>>737435756
Stop being upset grandpa

>raped a few unconscious women
Not sure if it counts if they don't remember
>told a fat girl I was gay because she couldn't get my dick hard
Not sure if it counts if she believed me
>called ex a whore
She was in fact a whore.

I'm actually a pretty good guy tbh

>>737410260
>guy slapped me in the face when I confessed my love to him
>had a guy throw a math book at me
>got trampled on a staircase, people laughed when I cried

I'm ugly I guess.

>>737435840
UnFortunately I don't wanna say names, but has the same name as a famous rap artist, kinda. If you can guess I'll drop the original photo if I can find it

>>737435794
The point was that after heavily contributing to this site for 5 years its nice to see I've made somewhat of an impact, no matter how outrageously small its been

Can't expect a summerfag to understand though since you're used to upvotes and cancer

>>737436186
Fuck it his name was chance, used to call him chance the pupper, which was like 3 years ago before all the memecancer puppo doggo pupper bullshit

>>737436186
Ludacris?
Big Boi?
Black eyed peas?