Did you ever lose a fight against a girl? Be honest

Is this kid trying to lick her tights?

>>737409775
Nope. I wailed on that bitch. I broke my iron man watch over her head.

Teach her to change the channel during my favorite commercial.

>>737409775
They're not fighting.

>He may be fighting to hide his erection.

>>737409775
>implying that pic is of a boy losing

No, always smacked that bitch

>>737409775
I'd lose to her

Nope never.

Not even 5v1 as a kid. (Legit)

Don't ask for details, story is too long.

>>737409775
>what is divorce
yes, yes i have

>>737409997
>my iron man watch
You deserve to be beaten

Does a snu snu fight count?

>>737410361
Give details

have never hit a girl before because girls are generally nice where i live (they are still slutty as fuck)

>>737410361
details pls

>>737410361
Give details

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>>737410361
details anon, at least a bit

>>737410507
>where i live (they are still slutty as fuck)
where do you live then

>>737409775
Nope, never fighted against a girl btw

>>737410466
>>737410534
>>737410571
>>737410590
Let's just say that my mouth and ass were sore for a week, but I sure showed them who's boss.

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>>737409775
Based on her jewellery she looks like she can take her little brother but gets owned by penicillin

>>737409775
My mom used to beat the shit out of me , does that count ? Not dumb shit like spankings. more like being thrown down the stairs / hit with frying pans ect .

>>737409775
yep, my father used to wrestle and stuff so my brother and i were also trying to get into that sport. At first i laughed because i had to fight a girl about the half of my size. She whooped my ass and i cried afterwards. at that moment i first realized that i'm a coward.

>>737410658
You'll think im lying but I live in a Balkan country. My town specifically has much nicer people compared to the rest of my country (and more educated).

>>737410792
Sounds like you got gangraped, but you weren't able to defend yourself and therefore, technically speaking, you have never beaten a girl

>>737410900
...why the fuck would I think you are lying

>>737409775
No but i wish i had a girl that could kick my ass

>>737409775

When I was about 13, I was babysitting my mom's friend's kid. She was around 9 or 10.

We knew each other our whole lives basically and would always play fight when we'd be hanging out. Of course I'd always win because I was a boy and bigger than her, and she'd get all pissy and cry about it.

So yea, this one time when I was watching her we were swimming in her pool because it was a really hot summer day. Nobody else was around, was a pretty typical weekday for us. In between swimming and playing around in the yard, we were doing our normal wrestling.

I guess she decided it was her time to win. I got her on the ground and was ready to get on top of her to 'pin' her and win, but somehow she was able to push me off of her. Without hesitation she jumped up and sat right on my face using her knees to hold my arms down.

I could have easily fought and got her off me, but here I was in the prime of my puberty with this gorgeous little 10 year old in a teeny bikini with her ass right in my face.

I was rolling side to side acting like I was trying to break free, but my eyes never lost sight of her cute little booty. My dick got rock hard in my swimming trunks and I know she saw it.

We stayed like that for about 5 minutes while I tried to 'fight' my way out screaming and she was laughing and occasionally putting her ass right on my face to shut me up.

I was in heaven and am happy to have lost that day.

>>737409775

Yes.

>first grade
>walking by playground
>ball hits me on the side of head
>very mad
>see unapologetic, mean, older girl responsible
>recently learned curse words
>unload my entire vocabulary on the girl responsible
>she is in sixth grade, held back TWICE
>she stomps over to me, grabs me by the neck, and wails in my face with her fist
>eventually pushes me against a wall, starts choking me hard enough to lift me against it
>people hold her back and I fall on my ass to the ground and blackout
>later told she was expelled

>>737411005
>Greentext for dummies

Yes, I have a fwb that I wrestle with from time to time. We're both 150 pounds at around 15% bodyfat. She has a friend that she'll bring over (rarely) and then I'll use both. The thing that makes it challenging is that she wrestled from early childhood to highschool. I'm normally a dominant person, but being humiliated by two girls is up there. I was put in an arm bar, seriously hurting, while the other one started putting straps on me.

>>737410971
Idk, people from west Europe generally see Balkan countries as degenerate, and in a way that's true.

>>737411104

I will not dumb down my memories for pathetic shit eaters to read more easily.

>>737409775
Is this pic a part of a series?

>>737411111
>che-fucking-cked

>>737409775
post more of her

>>737409775
Head between her legs sounds like a win to me.

>>737411221
oh, i apologize for even considering desecrating your awesome memory with something such plebian as greentext

>>737409775
Wrestling matches... I'd loose on purpose. Other than that, never had to actually fight a chick, but I'm confident I can restrain one to prevent her from doing anything while not hurting her.

Am I chauvinist for recognizing that women are inherently the physically weaker sex? What think femanons?

>>737411238
Damn straight

>>737409775
I've never been sufficiently provoked to start a fight. Insults just aren't enough. The most I've done is throw a stone into a kid's bike spokes when I was 12 for ruining my self-made mini golf course. Nobody else has really wronged me to my face aside from my piece of shit step-dad who I won't hit because then he wins.

>>737411347

femalon here.

Yes, you are a chauvinistic piece of shit. You are the reason females require feminism.

>>737409775
Girls are biologically physically weaker than men.

Prove me wrong

>be 7
>have bitchy cousin
>get attacked out of nowhere
>get hair pulled gut punched etc
>go inside crying
>family laughs at me
>next day
>chokeabitch.jpg
>family breaks it up
>"You can't hit a woman, anon"
>this is why I need feminism

>>737411111
Whoa... fuckin GET!>>737411510

>>737411221

Heaven forbid you dumb down how much you enjoyed sniffing some ten yr old's ass for us.

>>737411510
Sure, equal rights equal fights right? That only works until the police show up and I end up in cuffs because I'm dude...

>>737411586
>you enjoyed sniffing some ten yr old's ass for us

This sentence gives me boner.

>>737411678
Feminism is a lie.

>>737409861
Would you not?

>>737411899
Feminism is a movement.
Feminist Rhetoric is a lie.

>>737411111
Checked you fat fuck

>>737412050
Feminists are their rhetoric, ergo feminism is a lie. Feminism is not about equality.

>>737409775
Nah I sparred my cousin in boxing and got a ko and now am banned from my aunt house shit is so cash

>>737412140
kek

>>737412135
Don't get me wrong anon, I agree with you. Just making a distinction between a lier and the lie.

>>737412135
Their rhetoric is men cause all the worlds problems. Feminists are not "men cause the problems"

No, since I've always avoided fights as much as I could, but I'm sure I would be. I mean, I know 3 or 4 women smaller than me that could easily beat me up, I hit like a fucking wet noodle

>>737410125
if she moved a few inches forward, he'd really be winning. I'd want her to grind that mound on my mouth and nose

>>737412368
>Feminists are not "men cause the problems"
Wrong.
That's what feminism is now.
The same how western liberalism now conjures up images of rioters, looters and groups like BLM, ANTIFA and feminists themselves.

Yes, we all know there's non-extreme liberals and feminists, but they've been washed out to the proverbial sea by a tidal wave of loud, retarded cucks and mother fuckers.

>>737412368
Go outside sometime, the world would like to meet you.

>>737411510
Go study human biology, idiot.

I hope this is bait for the sake of humanity, surely someone this dumb can't exist on the internet, with access to the world's information at their fingertips.

>>737412529

No we would not.

>>737412472
as you just said
>That's what feminism is now.
Feminism, not feminists

>>737412536
>Go study human biology, idiot

Fuck you, you cis asshole. Human Bio doesn't fit into my women's study anyway, idiot.

>>737412492

yas pls

>>737412602
You're trying to separate the ideology from the people who follow it religiously. Would you say that there's a major disconnect between Christians and Christianity?

>>737412750
Top kek.... I don't know if retarded or making a good joke. Either way, I keked

>>737412750
Thank fuck you were trolling, almost lost all hope there.

I was going to at highschool but then I pulled her hair.
Bitch didn't like that.

>>737412810
Yes. And I'm a Christfag saying this. Like feminazis, the loud minority of judmental Christians make the rest of us look bad. I'm all for gay marriage and most people I know are as well because we can't have laws based on faith.
In b4 debate on God. Not interested

everybody stfu and post more young femdom.

>>737412810
Bruh... we're talking about differences between the sexes. Don't muddy the water by bringing religion into this shit.

>>737412810
Considering most Christians rarely go to church, don't follow most dogmas, don't fast when they should, etc. (Also a whole lot of them don't care for the holy matrimony), then yes

Btw, I'm not the guy you're replying to

>>737412810
>>737412949
Not actually me, but yes, I was trying that, and yes I would.

>>737409775
sauce

>>737412996
Betafag

>>737412949
Dude, even the pope is for gay marriage now, the only people causing trouble with this are rednecks with Confederate flag on their lawns

>>737412996
please listen to this guy

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>>737409775
Not even close

>>737409775
me on the bottom

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>It's not rape if they win.

>>737410910
>baby's first time on 4chin

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Before I hit puberty a girl out arm-wrestled me.

>>737412492
me at the bottom again

>>737413158
Making the point for me. (assuming the rednecks are Christians) They would be Christians, but to conflate their stance/beliefs to all of Christianity is to get back to the same place. Christianity typically, historically, has been against homosexuality. Christians currently are not.

>>737413391
And now you're into bears?

>>737413508
I know man, I'm agreeing with you (I'm not who you replied to)

>>737413586
I know, I was elaborating.

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>>737411005

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> be me in hs
> sci teacher coaches wrestling
> notices I lurk after school waiting for ride
> suggests I make use of the time
> I join the team
> a girl I have crush on is on the team
> surprise.. but explains her ass
> Greco-Roman ain't WWE
> I figured I could rub up all over her
> mfw she smashed my shit 100%
> she went all state by the end of the season
> never could beat her. Too fucking fast

Closest I ever got to her was being grappled. Was a beta in hs otherwise.

>>737409861
what tights? she's wearing socks

>>737413835
Think the idiot meant thighs

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>>737411005

>>737413835
>>737413967

Or her leotard thing, numbnuts.

>>737414001

nigga you gay

>>737411005
wtf. 10 year olds don't know how to even wipe their ass properly. this is disgusting. hope you enjoyed eating shit

fuck you pedo, reported. enjoy your jailtime

>>737414715
what redneck bumfuck country do you come from where a ten year old can't wipe properly?

>>737414715
>10 year olds don't know how to even wipe their ass properly
What backwards-ass country are you from? India would be my best guess- am I right?

When I was 9, an older girl ran up to me and just kicked me right in the nuts. The fuckers hadn't even dropped yet, but it still hurt like hell and I collapse on the ground. I heard a voice say "No, not him! The one in the brown house!". The girl apologized and helped me up. She was looking for some boy who stole her brother's POGs. No joke.

Technically not a fight, but that's the closest I've been to being in a fight my life.

>>737414880
>>737414936

they're stupid fucking kids. they don't know what they're doing.

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>girl fender bendered me in the city
>both get out
>shes screaming it's my fault for stopping
>"thats not how this work fucking retard"
>she starts sissy slapping me
>her friend gets out of the car
>hold her arms to stop her from slapping
>get kicked square in the nuts
>the fucking PAIN
>kneel on ground, girl still punching me in the head
>friend comes up and kicks me square in the nuts again
>bro off the street tackles both of them
>eventually gain enough strength to grab one of them and knee them on the ground until cops came

>>737413391
Those chest hair look like an oil painting

>>737410900
Which country?

>>737415182
oh goodness no
this is the kind of retarded backwards bullshit you hear from people with short memories

>>737415349

trust me i have experience faggot

>>737415401
Experience in being a dumbass kid
Stop projecting, faggot

>>737414715
OH GOD I'M CUMMING

>>737409775
Yea it was a qt asian karate gurl i would always intentionally lose and everytime we wrestled she would end up on top of me

>>737415449
>>737415401
this
just because you're a fucking retard who didn't learn to wipe until he was 15 doesn't mean everyone else is that stupid
most people can manage that by five
have fun catching up

>>737415199
and what happened when the cops came?

>>737415752
they all did the dinosaur walk

>>737415449
>>737415704

I'm a fucking pediatrician you fucktard. I've seen it a lot.

>>737416045
you dumb motherfucker
the kids a pediatrician sees are the kids that need a pediatrician's attention
this is called selection bias
you should have learned this in university
but you were too busy learning to wipe
you fucking retard

>>737416448
Moar

lose? repeatedly, kinda. until one day...

> be me in elementary school
> be shorter than most girls in my class
> be bullied by two big black girls almost every day
> couldn't wait to go to junior high and get away from them
> they used to tease me and make fun of my clothes (i grew up poor)
> they used to trip me when i was walking home
> used to smack me in the back of the head in class
> used to push me up against the wall, get in my face, yell at me, spit on me
> you get the idea
> day comes i graduate from sixth grade
> so happy to go to junior high in the fall because i thought we would all go to different schools
> so glad their reign of terror was over
> have a great summer
> go to my new school in the fall
> get off the bus on first day of school and see the two black girls that always bullied me
> my heart stops. i feel my stomach drop.
> try to avoid them. they see me. they know.
> the bullying continues for several months
> girl's violence against me escalates
> now they slap me and try to knee me in the nuts
> i'm at my wit's end. i can't take it any more.

> ashamed to ask anyone for help
> decide that next time i see them coming i'm not going to give them a chance
> next day at school between classes i see them coming
> they are looking at me straight in the eye and laughing
> they think they are going to get to bully me again
> the biggest girl shouts "ayo, anon! c'mere!"
> i freeze
> heart thundering in my chest
> "i told you to c'mere, retard!"
> everyone watching
> two big black girls rush me, grinning, loving it
> one goes to push me
> i haul off and throw the biggest, strongest, right hook of my life
> knock bully #1 out cold, she spins, falls back, splits head open on water fountain
> bully #2 wide eyed
> i haul off again and punch here straight in the mouth and nose
> she staggers back and starts leaking
> i grab her hair and slam her head on the ground
> bully #2 out cold
> i stand there, looking over them, shaking violently
> teachers come, grab me, yank me away
> big bully black girls never fucked with me again

>>737409775
One time in 7th grade this enormous gorilla black girl beat me for the class arm wrestling championship if that counts

>>737416382
>the kids a pediatrician sees are the kids that need a pediatrician's attention

It's called periodic checkups you fuckwad.

>be me
>post cheese pizza on /b/
>win/win

>>737411024

Gotta ask, did this affect you in any way? psychologically or sexually?

>>737417143

ive been coming here for years now and still can't figure out wtf cp is.

>inb3 newfag

>>737416927
>implying that makes the statement untrue
holy fuck
you mean you don't even know what proportion of kids have periodic checkups with a pediatrician?
you're not even doing your own job right
turn in your degree
you're a worthless piece of shit

>>737417177

lol

>>737417219
>you mean you don't even know what proportion of kids have periodic checkups with a pediatrician

Yea, kids with parents who give a fuck about their health. I see most of my patients every 6 months to a year just for a general checkup.

>>737416448
Fake AF. I would have guarded up and arm barred the shit out of her.

>>737417327
now you can't even understand english
you inbred yokel
I didn't ask you what kind of kids you see.
I pointed out that you don't know WHAT PROPORTION of kids have checkups.
you have to be american
no other country allows people
this arse-backwards
this needlessly moronic
this easily goaded
to become doctors
holy shit

>>737417327
>>737417548

>what proportion
>most

When I was about 12, a tall fatass black girl kept throwing geometry cubes at me during math class.... Being a very sensitive person i started to tear up, and in a fit of anger I threw a 10x10 geometry cube at her.

Myself having no fighting instincts whatsoever, she got up and pummeled the crap out of me in front of the whole class, worst day of my life. After school was over I walked over to the nearby beach, sat on a bench and cried for about 1 hour, told myself that "I could never show up at that school again".

I feel really bad for myself, I had no idea what the heck was going on during my childhood, just felt like the entire world was hunting me for no apparent reason. I kept skipping school as I was bullied often considering I have aspergers and always appeared 'off', even my siblings bullied me.

Really wish there was a light for me back then.

>>737417172

Well, I'm not into pain or bondage.

It did motivate me into being more physical, including while expressing my emotions. Later on it made me seek out fights with people I thought were the same as her.

Names changed.

>Be me, 4th grade
>Kind of a loser-y kid, not really kind and mild autie style
>Enter Emma
>Older than everyone else, had growth spurt pretty early, tall and stocky. Kind of plain looking, but in a pretty way.
>Still feminine, but would play sports with us, kick ass
>Whenever I would say something stupid, people would laugh at me, she would get really defensive, threaten to beat people up
>Always made sure we were on the same team
>During recess one day, we were walking around this like field thing attached to the park
>Learned the word bitch, asked her what it meant
>She got offended, told me never to say it
>Called her it again cuz it was funny
>She tackled me, started slapping me
>Try to knee her, can't really do anything
>She keeps hitting me, really starts to hurt
>Try to buck her off, she weighs 30 pounds more than me, no luck
>She punches me really hard, like impressively hard for a kid, right in the shoulder
>Start to cry
>Emma stops, tells me to say sorry
>I do, she picks me up, tells teacher I fell, comes with me to nurse
>Tells me not to tell anyone
>We stay friends, but slowly drift apart next grade
>She goes to a private school after 5th grade
>Looked her up while telling this story, she has a husband now, about two inches shorter than her
>She's pretty, I miss her.

Definitely a part of the reason I'm into bigger/stronger girls, even if muscle-hentai is disgusting. I have similar stories if anyone's interested.

>>737417833
>expressing my emotion

Holy fuck, she turned you into a faggot.

Yes and i lost, we fought and broke up

Ive been a wreck since then

I didn't lose but I picked a fight with my friend who is a girl.
I didn't really have an endgame strategy did I wound up twisting her nips.
It was akward and we ended up fucking years later.

Back in high school I had to wrestle a girl who was in the same weight class. I won but she was actually really good and beat another guy on my team. I couldn't even pin her so I count that as a loss in my book.

>>737409775
ive lost some rolls against much smaller girls than me, but only if i don't apply strength or weight to them efficiently.
even a female brownbelt couldnt do much to me due to 80lb weight difference. Once i had grips it was over.

Does my older sister before I hit puberty count?

If not, no. One time this preppy bitch tried to embarrass me on the basketball court behind the JROTC building. I guess she thought that I wouldn't do anything solely because she was a girl. Well, she slapped me. I slapped her back. Instantly fifteen people were on me screaming that I shouldn't hit a girl and that I needed to apologize and let her hit me for free and all sorts of bullshit.

She went in for another hit. I close-knuckle decked her and she hit the tarmac. I basically became the school's pariah from that day forward. No one tried to bully me or push me around because that would imply interaction. I was basically a ghost that got glared at.

I don't regret it, though. No man should just allow anyone - man or woman - to put their hands on him.

>>737418229

>girl
>older sister

Nope. Doesn't count.

>>737418229
77

Early in my martial arts days, we had a lady who was new, and was just getting able to spar. I thought I would go easy on her, and was I wrong. She fought with the tenacity of someone much more experienced. Not the technique or skillset of course, but she was a tough girl.

We didn't do a point system for our weekly sparring so there's not really a way I "lost" ... but I definitely lost.

>>737418597

nobody gives a shit you judofag.

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I wish

>>737418684
Tae kwon do actually. Much more useless than judo.

>>737409775
Yep,i was 33 and a crazy Girl hit me and iam afraid and running fast

>>737418088
Yes actually, same poster.
I have a female friend who is quite large and does karate.
She did a set for line fighting and knocked me back on my bed.
I got bashful and told her I didn't expect that level of intensity.
She apologised even though she didn't do anything wrong it was actually impressive.

>>737410684
It's fought you retard

>>737409775
dont fight women you will go to jail

>>737411221
>I will not dumb down my memories
>is on 4chan

you have to speak to the lowest common denominator m8

Yup, martial arts. Cindy is the fastest motherfucker every when grappling.

>>737410590
Geez make the peephole lower

>>737419543
Same. I fought a girl who was a talented MMA fighter. Played to he strengths, didn't let me get off any real blows. Ended up whopping my ass.

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>>737411005
Sweet story, /b/ro.

>>737409775
Iwould let her beat the shit oit of me. Sexy little thing

>>737412492
Moarrrrrr

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>>737409775
Never.

>>737409775
yes 4th grand wrestling tournament, i was in the 102 lb class, kid of chunky but taller than most. Go out on mat see huge fat short girl she fell on me knocked the wind out of me and won my one point she just laid on me the whole match. I was afraid to be mean to her and when I lost I went under the bleachers and cried like a little bitch. I since then, I never let a female 1 up me ever.

>>737414880
>>737414936
A when I was 10 i did ok but I am much better at showering,wiping as an adult because Of practice and increased mental capacity

>>737416448
You hear that? That is the sound of the birth of my new fetish

>>737416448
Gifs that end to soon....see her aim his head up into her?

>>737409775
this kid is totally winning

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>>737409775
hes got his tongue out trying to lick that pussy

I had a friend in highschool who hit me in the balls on a regular basis because she thought it was hilarious does that count

>>737421215
"Friend"

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>>737416448
common he wanted that he was losing (winning) on purpose

I was always taught "chivalry" and to never hit a girl, so I got hurt/slapped/kicked by a few postfeminist cunts in my earlier years. Then one time at a bar a drunk fat ugly slut got all riled up over who knows what and got in my face. I backed off but she persisted and tried to kick me in the balls. I grabbed her flabby tit and twisted it. Her face immediately turned into the startled face emoji
:o
as she made a high pitched sucked noise of disbelief and pain. Roundhouse flapped her across the face with my free right hand. She collapsed into a screeching, whining heap "Why would you do that!?!"
After the initial "Ooohh!" from the crowd everyone started laughing.
Equal rights. And lefts.

>>737421357
Hey man I was 15 she had big boobs and her hands were always near my crotch she was the best friend at the time in my mind

>>737421688
Years later, caught my whore ex cheating when I saw her texting with a dude she went to high school with. Took her phone and was going through it. She jumped on my back and started scratching me. I grabbed her arms so she couldn't dismount my back and drove her backwards into the wall as hard as I could. She dropped off and lay there whining. She called the police but got herself arrested for battery because she stared it in front of witnesses.

>>737417932
HAHAHAHAHAHaaa... I 2nd this!

>>737417932
leave this thread and never come back

>>737421104
Fuck off Randy

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I only tapped cause this woman got me in a north south position and the smell from her cooch made me dry heave till I was streaming tears and .

>>737420998
Fuck off, Randy.

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>>737416448
this my regular fap material
still too beta to try ilr

>>737419777
lost
also trips noticed

>>737422251
she just cutely jumped on you to play wrestle and you almost murdered her. fucking women beater, you're pathetic.

>>737410891
Too bad she didn't kill you.

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>>737409775
>>737412492

>>737423327
It's okay, anon. She married that guy and now he actually abuses her.

So much epic karma.

>>737418684
Hey shit bag,Judo is quite effective. Stop posting until you do some simple research,oh wait, i forgot who i was talking to,never mind.

>>737424153
why, you think she deserves to be abused just because she was texting someone else? women arent your property, they can talk to whoever they want. fucking misogynist

>>737422453

I came back. Surprised this thread is still here.

>>737409775
why would a woman fight with me when she knows I'm right and she's wrong?

>>737424365
>Hey shit bag,Judo is quite effective

Still doesn't mean anybody cares.

>>737424446
women are a collection of parts, the least useful of which is the brain

>>737410401
kek
*cries internally*

>>737409775
I wouldn't mind being that kid

>>737414715
ok pajeet

>>737417707
You are a pussy, you needed those beatings and then some more. Fuck off faggot

>>737409861
Why the fuck am i laughing so hard at this? I need to go to sleep

>>737411221
ok senpai

>>737424525
And that's why you'll end up getting your ass beat,punk

>>737411005
I would have rolled her ass over and slammed my dick in her!

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>>737409775
yes, i played wrestling with my cousin when we were kids. i let her always win because she always sat on my face to 'humiliate' me

>>737410590
>>737419777
Wouldn't it be scary to walk through the door and be looking at your dog eye to eye at your level ?

>>737409775
yes because she said if you lose on purpose i will fuck the shit out of you. so i immediately went down

No Kek why would I lose to an inferior gender?

My freshman year i was 112 lbs and my first wrestling match was supposed to be against a girl that went to states the previous year. I'm sure i would have lost but i lucked out and she was out sick and forfeited

>>737410125
This

>>737416696
>>737417481
>>737420871
>>737420995
>>737421390
>>737422948
>>737416448
Found sauce, here ya go.
http://www.wb270.com/ind/electraNV.htm
Her name is Electra.

>>737428652
aint clicking dat shit nigga

>>737428717
I don't care what you do.

>>737409775

This kid was probably hard for the rest of the day.
Wanted her to move up closer to his head.

>>737422751
Oh man :''''(

>>737411005

Yep. Something "similar" happened to me. Except I was 12. She was 14. Yes, nice. She knew what she was doing. I didn't. But my dick did. Her fat ass cunt mother knew what was "going on" and waddled over to pull her off of me. Gave me a bitchy look. Had a good fap later.

>>737409775

I don't remember it but according to my mom. When I was 6 I got into a fight with my sister, who was 9 at the time. It ended with me face down, ass up, shorts down to my knees and my sister spanking my ass screaming "bad boy" over and over. Mom said it was the most hilarious thing she ever seen. Said she let it continue for a few minutes before breaking it up. Don't remember it and when I asked my sister all she did was laugh.

>>737429276
sauce?

>>737430224
That's a weird thing of your mom to allow to continue

>>737428652
oh yes i know her, one of my favs
>>737428717
would you click pornhub?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph563892a608816

>>737430499

My mom's been kind of a weird disciplinarian when it came to resolving disputes between me and my sister when we were kids. I will admit 9 times out of 10 I was the cause of most fights. I don't see anything wrong with how she handled us.

>>737430877

>>My mom's been kind of a weird disciplinarian

Consider me curious. Give us some details.