Ask a p-psychologist anything! In t-the name of the moon, I'll

>>737406967
Why am I constantly paranoid about the Ausfag government hunting me down for my loli addiction

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>>737407111
*blinks slowly* I d-don't know, could you explain more?

>>737406967
Do psychologists actually reproduce by budding?

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>>737406967
Good morning, Alice!
Its always so good to see you!

>>737407187
I live in fear every day that one day the Ausfag government will burst into my home and arrest me for browsing loli threads every day

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>>737407224
N-no, we reproduce via Reimu's

>>737407259
Morning.

>>737407263
W-why though? Is it against the law in Australia? I know t-they have something against flat chested women, b-but I'm not up on t-their laws about depictions of children.

What therapy would you recommend for healing narcissistic rage and being more in touch with feelings?

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>>737407205

>>737407205
Hi Reimu!!

>>737407313
Loli is apparently banned but there's rarely any stories of people getting banhammered. Only one I can think of was a guy who was banhammered for owning actual CP in addition to loli.

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>>737407336
L-like I said to the other guy, y-you are going to have to give me m-more to work with.

Are you diagnosed with narcassism?

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>>737407402
Can y-you cite the law or code?
And if t-that is the case, why are you paranoid?

>>737406967
H-Hey Alice! It be Lorromire here.. I have two issues.

First, there's this girl whom lives on the other side of the country, and she's older, that claims to like me a lot.. However she tends to go silent and I'm not sure how I feel about her.. But she's the only girl to ever claim to have feelings for me..

And second... Am... Am I unbanned from giveaways? ;-;

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>>737407345

>>737406967
Why re you such a retarded faggot?
Why havent killed yourself yet?

>>737406967
Alright, OP, game on.

How the fuck do I find the will to continue in life when my life consists solely of the PTSD flashbacks related to CSA? When the only thing that kept my mind preoccupied has been savagely ripped away from me?

Should I an hero?

>>737407435
I don't know where to cite it, But it's apparently something along the lines of "Any images depicting pornography involving characters or depicitions of children that are indistinguishable by the average person" are illegal. I probably butchered it a shit tonne.

I'm nervous because I can't every give up teh loli and I can't stop teh fap. So I'm afraid one day the feds will burst open the door.

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>>737407450
The f-first thing seems less like an issue and m-more like a need for clarification. Don't l-let your questions drop if they m-mean that much to you.

The second one, you were ever banned dummy.

>>737407531
1. Citation needed on the retarded faggot part
2. Because I've gotta be here for you, dear <4

>>737407435
My question is about hoarding. My car is filling up with newspapers and other trash I can't seem to throw out. Is this a thing I can get therapy for, or am I doomed? Or am I just a worthless lazy faggot?

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>>737407388
Hi there! How are you doing this morning?

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>>737407205

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>>737407534
*blinks* You l-literally just posted. Was that a PTSD flashback related to the CSA?

What treatments are you currently in? PTSD has plenty of treatment options.

>>737407538
D-doesn't seem like Loli would fit that, but also, why c-can't you just give it up?

>>737407580
It's a t-thing you seek help for, but you also might j-just be, you know, fine with having a trashed up car.

Why can't you seem to throw it out?

>>737406967
Why are you stuttering?
Is something wrong, anon?

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>>737407566
Rlly?

>>737407665
Because I have a sick fetish for teh loli

>>737407566
I dunno.. I'm really confused cause I'm an antisocial retard and this type of shit doesn't make sense to me..

B-But you banned me!! FOUR TIMES!!
I miss Nano and your legs..

>>737407531
This, fucking kys OP you gigantic autistic faggot

>>737407665
Why do I have a powerful sexual desire to be dominated, abused, and spanked older male authority figures?

>>737407665
Saw your post, decided "fuck it".

I'm on a high dosage of a particular SNRI, done various CBT related therapies, currently doing an "Exposure & Acceptance" therapy.

Feeling like an heroing is a legit idea tho, gotta admit. I'm sick of the shit.

>>737407781
Pls say you're female or at least a cute trap

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>>737407675
I'm Alice d-dear <4

>>737407719
You w-were kicked dear, not banned <4
And you should be able to get into the stream, if not, email me at [email protected] or steam and I'll unban you.

My bad <4

>>737407722
No t-thanks <4

>>737407677
Really <4

>>737407781
That's known as a f-fetish dear.

>>737407799
W-which SNRI? Welbutrin?

Hey, is disassociative identity disorder "real," or is it some meme attention-seeking shit

Because my friend claims to have it and I cringe every time he talks about it

Why are Alice and Reimu so great?

>>737407616
Better! I had some food poisoning earlier this week, but I'm over the worst of it now!

>>737407844
No.Effexor. 375mg.

>>737407844
How do you get rid of a fetish?

>>737407823
I'm a cute semi-trap. I'm not trans or a crossdresser, just girly.
>>737407844
Okay, sure. But I see people who are like, HERE ARE MY TOP FIVE FETISHES. I literally cannot come without thinking about it. Specifically the spanking part, always self inserting as the spankee. 100% of the time I masturbate I am thinking about it.

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>>737407917
Glad to hear that! Food poisoning is the worst... Up to anything today, or still just resting?

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>>737407858
Does h-he have an official diagnosis?

>>737407719
All p-people are now unbanned from m-my twitch, so don't w-worry about it <4

>>737407930
Oh r-really? Effexor? Odd choice.
Any other m-medication you were given?

>>737407976
You c-can't. Good luck!

>>737407665
Hoarder here.
I was OK with it for a while, but its embarrassing now. The task of cleaning it up just seems overwhelming. I don't know why..

>>737407844
Checked

N-No I'm not banned from the stream.. Just giveaways c-cause you hate me..

Why do cute petite emo girls turn me on

>>737407844
Oi answer me. I said I have a loli fetish. Thats why I cant give it up.

>>737408019
Two benzodiazepates to sleep. Well, one to sleep one to calm me. Temaz & Diaz.

>>737407997
Pls give me your Kik or snap and send a picture ;-;

>>737408003
Well, I just got off work, and took a shower. I'm gonna unwind here and then get some sleep. I work again tonight.

>>737407336
Hello Mr President

I have autism and bi polar?
Is it possible to have both of these?
Psychiatric says bi polar while psychologist diagnosed me Asperger

Medication doesnt work nor has any therapy what options are left

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>>737407997
W-welcome to having a strong fetish!

Nothing wrong with having a fetish dear.

>>737408038
P-probably because you find some amount of safety in it. I would try to remove a few pieces at a time, get rid of it slowly so it doesn't peak your anxiety.

>>737408039
Naw, it w-was just a joke dear.

>>737408102
*nodnod* Let m-me give you some advice then: ask for beta blockers. Beta blockers stop the physical affects of a panic attack or flashback, helping you remove the emotional impact of those events, and move towards a day where they don't happen.

T-they have proven to be very effective in t-treating the symptoms of PTSD for this r-reason, and enhance therapy and CBT by a large factor.

Do some independent research and talk to your doctor about it Anonymous. There are literally dozens of options left, don't give up!

Alice whenever I make scrambled eggs they end up shitty. I tried adding differing amounts of milk or butter to soften things up but the fucking niggers refuse to be delicious

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>>737408210
W-why would it be impossible to have both?
What medication have you taken?
What therapy have you taken?

There are literally dozens of options for BOTH of those treatments; I doubt you've gone through all of them.

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>>737407861
They simply are!

>>737408229
>tfw you have a powerful fetish since you were fucking 11
Jesus Christ, what a world. I didn't even understand sex then. Well, thank you for the insight.

>>737407412
self diagnosed

Why am I sexually attracted to books

>>737408229
Beta blockers... those are SSRIs...right? I've been on about four different ones of those and each of them have given me awful side effects... hence the switch to SNRIs.

As for therapy, cant get more than ten sessions a year. It's fucking hopeless to get enough treatment in ten sessions.

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>>737408264
*blinks* I m-mean....I could t-try to do a cooking thread on it for you?

>>737408293
What's t-there to understand?

>>737408302
Then tell him to shut the fuck up and go to a doctor. DID is not something you can self diagnose nor self treat. If he really does have it, he needs immediate attention and care.

Tell anyone in any position of authority that he claims to have it and you think he needs help.

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>>737408335
No. Not even close. Beta blockers and SSRI's are about as related as dogs and ants.

Beta blockers stop the action of adrenaline.
SSRI's inhibit serotonin from leaving the synapse.

>>737408321
Why w-wouldn't you be?

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>>737408181
Oh, I see. Sorry to hear that, it really sucks to have to get right back to it after you were sick. I hope you enjoy whatever it is you do to unwind!

>>737408229
Hoarder here.
Thank you for that advice. I'm gonna do it that way.
And you're right, it is connected to anxiety.

>>737408273
Why is alice so lewd?

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>>737408418
T-then you need to a see a psychologist about that anxiety.

>>737408399
Right.

So, in that case, what do I do about my major depression? Just come off of the SNRI, adapt to living without again... or don't and hit the wall, so to speak... while going onto the beta-blocker for the anxiety?

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>>737408501
...w-why would you stop taking the SNRI? If it is w-working for you, stay on it. If it is n-not, ask your doctor about adding on a little t-trazadone.

Beta blockers are to help with your PTSD, not your depression.

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>>737406967
Hmmmmm you should get thicc, Alice. We'll love you more.

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>>737408567
I s-shift weight about 20 pounds each m-month. Just w-wait towards my period, you'll s-see the muffin grow.

>>737408448
That's something I've put off for far too long.

>>737408351
What kind of man am I if I can't even make some fucking scrambled nigger eggs. The anxiety is becoming overwhelming. I can't sleep, I can't eat. I'm failing out of medical school. I've lost like 30 lbs in the past year. Sometimes I dunno what's left to do besides just fucking ending it with a lead Tylenol. I mean I really like scrambled eggs

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>>737408653
S-so stop putting it off.

>>737408686
S-sounds like you've got p-problems unrelated to scrambling eggs d-dear.

>>737408554
Honestly, it's never worked. None of them have. I don't know why the fuck I'm still struggling with this. Literally nothing works, Alice. I can't sleep. I can't function. I can't eat. I have horrid self blame.

I feel dead to the world already.

>>737406967
Can you really experience anything objectively?

What is a man? *throws wine glass*
A miserable little pile of secrets!!

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>>737408756
I j-just told you a treatment plan that w-will work dear. You have t-to deal with each issue one at a t-time; they reinforce each other.

Anxiety, Depression, and PTSD feed into each other and strengthen them. Get on beta blockers and get into exposure therapy to tamp down the PTSD and anxiety. Add in a little trazadone, see if that helps with the depression.

If not, there are stronger options available.
Each month, I go to a clinic and take ketamine in order to tamp down my depression. It's an hour of hell that buys me a month out of the pit of depression, but it is effective even if experimental.

You can do this, Anonymous.

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>>737408780
I s-sure did experience that first year philosophy student objectively r-right then and there.

>>737408627
oh shit, you an anna Alice? I'm sorry, dear.

ps. your muffins are fine already, pls don't hurt yourself.

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How weird is a giantess fetish? Is it possible to overcome? I fear that when I get a partner I'll have to either use some cringy RP or act as if it doesn't exist. I actually enjoy it, too.

>>737408872
...thank you. I'll try

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>>737408934
N-no, I'm not anorexic. I s-simply have problems m-maintaining weight.

>>737408964
What is t-there to overcome? It's a f-fetish. Everyone has them.

Embrace who you are, Anonymous.
Unless you are a furry.
Don't embrace that.

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>>737408964
I'm sure VR will catch up to you eventually.

>>737408744

It's worse. Last week my roommate snuck into my room while I was asleep and.. my roommate raped me. I'm too ashamed to report it to the police. Every day I look at him and pretend nothing happened. It still hurts, Alice. I've lost control of my life. I don't know what to do with this tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

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>>737409013
Email m-me at [email protected] if y-you need anything at all dear.

I'm here for you.

>>737409034
What's wrong with furries?

>>737409222
Is that a real question?

>>737409034
>Alice hates furries
Alice best girl

pat pats for you

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>>737409222
C-can't tell if trolling or j-just newfag.

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>>737409053
Yeah, I can't wait for it
There are already some devices really but nothing too serious.
>>737409034
I got into a website called f-list and... Holy shit everyone should check that web out. Seems like my fetish was the tamest thing ever. Every time that I lurked into some other people RP characters I had a mix between cringe, wtf and pure fascination due to the extreme weirdness. I think that someone was role-playing a whole universe and looking for robots to mindfuck
How are fetishes made? Why can they get so obscene and weird? Is that web psychiatrist material?

>>737406967
d-d-do you h-have a speech i-impediment

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>>737409277
N-not hates so much as intense dislike f-for their attempts to normalize themselves with t-terms like "transspecism" or whatever.

Own your choices. Don't try to justify them when the science doesn't back you.

First and foremost, I am an academic, dear Anonymous <4 Science: it works, bitches.

>>737409356
F-fetishes are essentially developed at random, so t-they can get very complex.

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>>737409416
Well, I w-went through speech therapy for three years. D-does that count?

>>737409443
y-yes

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>>737409488
Okay t-then. I did have a speech impediment <4


Alright everyone, I need to go to work.
Feel free to contact me in the following ways if you need more help or want to see my content:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Twitch, Twitter, Youtube: CeltyPlays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

I'll b-be making a cooking thread tonight and p-probably streaming an indie game after t-that. Hope to s-see you there <4

With all the love in my infinite heart,
Alice2

>>737406967
>Ask a p-psychologist
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>737409356
Until then here's an enormous Reimu to keep you company.

>>737409576
Stay :<

>>737409634
what is your point?

>>737409666
these trips

>>737409634
go back to read-it

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>>737407677
Here for dubs.