Alright faggots what do I say?

name your two favorite fucking foods or kiss your whole goddamn family goodbye.

>>737405913
my dick and asshole

>>737405913
How much do you weigh?

What the fuck is wrong with you ya stuck up cunt, you fucking piece of shit. YOU think you're so hot don't you?! Well just so you know I've slayed atleast 38 girls waaaaay hotter than you. So now, name your 2 favourite foods.

>>737405913
Not well versed in having a conversation are you Julia?

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>>737405982
Why not this? Let's do this.

Don't say name your two favourite foods in the first place you loser, say something normal like "you look cute" Jesus Christ

U have to update us OP

>>737406055
Winrar >>737405982

>>737406074
Fuck off napoleon dynamite

>>737406074
Wow. Great opening line.

>>737405913
Come over to my place and I'll give you the ol' lickaroo.

PLEASE tell this to her, I will reward you with a pizza when we meet in 4Chanheaven

"Could you please explain me why you are on such an app if you are going to be boring AF anyways? With that attitude, you can just go back to clubs where you can continue being treated the way you are, a hoe."

No balls faggot

OP is a no balls faggot.

Sage

Damn hopefully your looks last because other than that you ain't got shit

OP here, It's fake you fucking retards hahahahaha

>>737406074
OP here. You sound like such a fucking cuck and I've never used that term unironically. She knows she's good looking, to tell her that would just make you sound like another horny guy.

>>737406254
roll

>>737406183
rawlin

>>737406127
OP here.

This is the best one so far, might post it if nothing better comes along.

>>737405913
Do you want your asshole licked cause that's my area of expertise. I'm lord of buttholes.

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>>737406316

Are you in the military? because you're about to get deployed to fingerfuckistan

>>737406183
OP here.

Shit sounds tempting...

>>737406352
smoooooth

>>737406297
are you fuckng retarded? this guy got dubs >>737406055

>>737405913
You already fucked up /thread

>>737406352
kek op plz

>>737405913
If dubs say "fuck you shit cunt i want you to eat my log ty"

no prob miss, iprefer the lolis, i'm a fucking degenerate but i love drawed childrens

"different tinder match likes pizza & icecream, might take her to Italy, you think she'll like Rome?"

>inb4 op never delivers
Also, say "I love nah, what's your other favourite food"

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>>737405913
"Please don't take pleasure in turning men down, it will end badly for you."

>>737405982
This

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Hit send?

>>737406369
Poster here

She's some bitch that always get's messages like "omg you look cute", show her how life is and shut her down..

>>737405913
Im gonna bury my dik so far in ur ass whoeva can pull it out will be crowned king arthur

>>737406976
Did you even read what you typed? They would've boring as boring?

>>737406976
good enough

>>737406990
Lol +1 to him

And OP; What your about to send is quite pussy, you seem the one they clean dust with. The "Less" of her, kick her off her high horse.

>>737406976
>they would've boring as boring as you

English is hard, mang

>>737406936
Send this, it's the most sociopathic

>>737407118
This x2

>>737406976
"Easy to say Nah online, I'd dominate you face to face though, little girl :)"

Op is boring as fuck. It's like fate with you and this bitch.

>>737405913

Okay then I'll just stuff my cock in your ass

>>737407181
Ooooh

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Jesus, never make a grammatical error on /b/ I guess.
Hit send?

>>737407283
Do it

>>737407283
Honestly not bad. The only thing she can do is get emotional back or not reply. Prepare to be called a loser.

>>737407283
No. You idiot. If you want to say that, just say

"boring."

Or

"bet my buddy $10 you would be boring, thanks honey!"

>>737407283

She's probably fallen asleep by now. I know I'm about to.

>>737406297
Fucking post it now.

>>737407383
lmao

I know right, having an existential crisis here.

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>>737407383
best post

>>737407283
tf bruh don't ask, just fuckin send it and post

OP has the SWAT team showed up for your annual shitter-stomping games?

>>737405982
Say this OP you fuckwad