/nzg/ New Zealand Thread

I just flew air NZ and my mrs was going bananas about the lollies they hand out near the end of the flight. Are kiwis really that easy to please?

Lvn reporting

>>737399132
yes.

>>737399132
the lollies are fucking amazing. Literally the main reason I don't go with jetstar plus they're lenient on carry-on baggage size

why are id's even gone?

>>737399697

You could have fit a whole other passenger in those overhead bins on air NZ

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>>737398931
lads
so my flatmate brings home a asian girl
>flatmate is girl
>dam think im missing out

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Cheesy unwashed for weeks biker cock sucking for 5 hits of meth, ya call it the kiwi go.
> inb4 everyone does the kiwi dance
Island full of degenerate waste
> can't go out after dark because the fucking drunk on Lysol moari will fucking eat you
I hope a tsunami ends your island soon
> greetings from Canada faggots fuck off
Remember that one time I convinced that stupid fucking kiwi to send me 20 bucks?
> anybody found jade for me yet?

>>737400204
Plus AirNZ has hotter staff.

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>>737399132
when i was a kid they use to let me hand them out and keep the leftovers dam heaven

>>737400574

Back in the day us kids used to go up to the cockpit and talk to the pilots.

But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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>>737400574
Yeah I remember that, back when air NZ used free child labor.
>TFW John Key works there now

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NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE!!!

https://youtu.be/1Frja-JUqeY

>>737400923
Honestly surprised Singh is only #10.

>>737400818
Yeah and the pilots let us hold their stick

>>737401321

#yolo

>>737400923
https://youtu.be/22j5OCGtsVg

https://youtu.be/vCsyQeSDGvI

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Dunners reporting.

Life is happening in the Otago region tonight, my dudes.

>>737401411
He's Japanese, not Chinese.

>>737401387
YOLO? YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE!

https://youtu.be/hs8uYxTJ530

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>>737401411

Spotted Eliza Mcartney earning some $ in the air NZ safety video the other day. Good on ya girl

>>737401626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsYITy6B4zA
Ironically, he had just been brought back from the dead a few episodes prior.

>>737401612
https://youtu.be/X-MmMQAP9DQ

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Wellington (Upper Hurt) reporting in
Any plans for the weekend?

>>737401678
Man I want to berry my face in her asshole

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>>737401272
lol yeah. It's probably climbed a few places since that poll was taken.

>>737401560
>Life is happening in the Otago region tonight, my dudes.
like what and why isnt it getting me molly

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>>737401839
LOL whoever put that there is a legend. Prolly just gonna smoke spliffs all weekend tbh.

>>737401678
>Eliza Mcartney
https://youtu.be/IEnlEVLyD1s

Too many niggas out on the town tonight then i guess

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>>737401930
Bit of this and a bit of that, y'know?

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Any Auckland Girls nudes?

>>737403400
reminder that the cops are looking in this thread specifically for dudes sharing chicks nudes without their permission.

>>737399185

Hey me too. Did you hear who's occupying the lake again?

>>737403517
Let's write a letter to the polis monitoring our thread, /b/. One word per post, I'll start.

Dear,

>>737398931
Hey mates, greetings from vienna. do have any specialties in your cuisine?

>>737403654

They put a hardboiled egg in every sandwich they make

>>737403642
poaka

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>>737400818
yes i use to fly a bit and got to sit upfront alot as i was underage dont think they do it these days

>>737400923
cant blame john he has helped me out

>>737403654
Lamb and beef. Old English cuisine has a lot of influence with a hugely varying climate we can grow anything. Plus local shit like kumura sweet potato. Lots of high quality basic local shit like dairy. If you love food you will love nz.

>>737403737
pls

>>737403642
Corrupt officials

>>737403873
send

>>737403917
Jobs

>>737403975
for

>>737404003
Locals

>>737404003
immigrants

>>737404036
but

>>737404074
not

Apartide

>>737404119
maoris

>>737404119
whites

>>737404238
Maoris don't have jobs anyway

>>737404238
>>737404239
wew lad

>>737404239
Superiority

Niggers young my anus.

/story. the end.

Where the hell is that dude in christchurch that was here offering his mouth for fun times?

>>737404658

Dear poaka,

pls send Jobs for Locals immigrants but not Apartide maoris/whites. Maoris don't have jobs anyway, Niggers young my anus.
>lots of love, 4chan

>>737404757
Where? When?

>>737403839
that sound fucking great, i already wanna plan a trip to nz. is there anything i just have to see? how are the women and hows the beer?
>>737403736
nothing wrong with eggs

>>737404832
I'm sure NZ police kek'ed

>>737400923
BUILD THAT WALL

>>737405122

The local food is uninspired. However the produce is exceptional. If youve got a taste for quality ingredients simply cooked then you will be fine.

The women are average at best. Theres every chance you might meet some stunning young islander girl and get coconut fever, but shes going to be hella savvy and eat you for breakfast. Enjoy!

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>>737398931

>>737401678
I would use her bronze medal as a butt plugg and the lantern as a cock ring and make her watch my dildo myself to long jump highlights

>>737401678
>Eliza Mcartney
fuck i would berry my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>>737405506
and what about the beer? any good? is it expensive?

>>737406115
Two words. V B.

>>737406115
>>737406202

Fuck VB.

Theres heaps of small craft breweries that if thats what youre into, as homebrewing is part of the culture. The mainstream ales are fine for what they are. Local lagers are a bit lacking with only steinlager pure standing out (regular steinlager gives me a headache every time, but steinlager pure is fine)

Prices are fine if you know how to work the supermarket specials, but everything in NZ tends to be a little more expensive than you would like

yes or no, /b/

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>>737405555
you're late but nice quads

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>>737398931

>>737405482
lol ok, only because you say so

>>737406511
yeah small craft breweries sounds good. we have a huge beer culture in austria, so i dont wanna miss out on that part. We also have a lot of taverns which have homebrewed beer. Thats actually pretty awesome.

Dunners pls cuck me

penis

>>737407684
dunner just plz cuck him already

>>737407684
How hot is your mrs?

>>737408608
6/10

chch reporting in

>>737408802

Why do you live in the most boring city in NZ?

wtf is the song playing on /b/

>>737407684
>>737408738
Yeah, righto. When and where?

>>737409033
yo wtf

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>>737409033

>>737409205
Saturday night? am in upper hutt tho can you travel?

>>737409343
My fee includes travel expenses.

>>737409489
how much u need

Im half drunk, jet lagged, and about to cook a fry up. Ive taken the battery out of the smoke alarm so I dont wake everyone else up

>>737410049
$600 for travel and I'll do $50 an hour as long as you don't stare at my bollocks

It's my birthday. Any fags wanna write happy birthday Kez on your cock?

>>737410049
Dude. I'll offer you a flat fee of $500 and a couple toffee pops if you got em and you can lick my bollocks if you want.

Sorry Dunners if you're actually serious

>>737410618
Happy birthday, Kez. No cock for you tho friendo

>>737410618
Happy bday Kez. Sorry my dicks not long enough for all those letters

>>737410688
I'm well fuckin' serious, mate. Let's do business.
$500 with guaranteed Toffee Pops and you supply the weed.

>>737410618
What is your gender?

>>737410866
gender fluid. please use the correct pronoun when addressing me, bigot

>>737410728
>>737410817
Thanks bros. That's good enough.
>>737410866
I'm a guy.

>>737410835
Oooh eeeee. I'm game. But don't have any contacts in Wellington and won't jump on a plane from chch with a stash in my bag mate. Will be up there in 3 weeks

What's the deal? A one of? Daytime? Nighttime? All day? You just gonna watch? Only things I'm not down with is face pics.

>>737406827
dont let that guy fool you. NZ is incredibly overpriced for what you get

that goes for accomodation, food, alcohol, everything

most people come here to do see what a country that hasn't yet been polluted to fuck looks like. There's a reason it's so popular with backpackers in their 20s. If you visit here with any expectations though prepare to be disappointed. all in all there's a whole lot of farmland and not much else except mediocre restaurant owners trying to gouge tourists

>>737411064
OK faggot. Tell me about fagself.

>>737411811

Thats all well and good saying NZ is overpriced ( I agree that it is) but when you work here you are overpaid too. You can go to spain with your strong $ and pay €1 for a beer, but you have to understand the locals get paid peanuts compared to us

>>737411492
Up where in three weeks? I'm lost.
I fuck yo' bish while you huddle in the corner crying and then splash cayenne pepper in your eyes when I cum, then I go home.

I'm hungry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNXSGzTBhXI

I need a serious weed contact in Auckland.

>>737412173

Find a negro, ask him where you can get some weed. Prepare to haggle. Come on man, this shit is drugs 101

>>737400923
Just fact checked that.
Wouldn't vote for national for 1 million $ now.
Entire national front bench must go.

>>737404283
Our government is not very....

>>737405122
The woman?
Terrible

The beer?
Not to bad if you buy craft

Stick to tourist areas.
If your going to Auckland stick to the white areas if possible the crime rate is worse than most of Australia.

>>737412528

Ive yet to see a white area in auckland. You mean asian areas, right?

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>>737398931
It's been so long since I've posted here. I love you guys.

Btw wtf is this contraption called again?

>>737413837
Welcome back, mate. It's a keepsy-cooly.

>>737413837
It's a wireless fridge

>>737413837
Westie chair

>>737413837
cold box

>>737413884
>>737414117
>>737414189
>>737414306
Thanks guise :3

nz policeman here, its ok to post nudes

just rename them to cunny.jpg first pls