SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!

>>737393648
I have a loli addiction. I am constantly paranoid the Auz government will arrest me, Despite using Tor, A VPN and never downloading shit

>>737394033
at least youre not out raping kids. right?

>>737394118
Nah. I'd honest to god never touch irl kids. Too bratty and shitty.

>>737394033
Do you use tails or win 10?

My ex bf is one of my current bf's closest friends. I wouldn't fuck my ex alone but I'd do a threesome with them without a second thought. They've both obviously seen me naked but I fantasize that they talk about me to each other.

>>737394311
Win 10. I'm trying to set up Tails.

>>737394174
Who's your fave pizza star? I'm a fan of Vicky.

Also moms friend fonger in the back of the car

>Gay
>Known that for at least 4 years
>Nobody knows

>>737394324
Thats hot. Tits?

>>737394375
what about the dinosaur?

>>737394375
I'm more of a fan of the 2D variety.

weird question but has anybody here had their moms friend try to fonger them at all

>>737394033
Do they actually actively hunt for people that download loli porn? IIRC loli porn is actually illegal in my state but the local govt doesn't care to go after it... It's likely something that people who are doing other bad shit are caught with for additional charges. I wouldn't be so paranoid if it's not normal for your govt to actively hunt loli purveyors.

I cultivate an assortment of entheogens for sale on the black market. I have 19 year old girlfriend (im 34) im also happily married with two kids.

>>737394445
about tree fiddy

I have such a huge fetish for guys in masks and helmets that I probably wouldn't put up a fight if one tried raping me. I like giving out candy on Halloween while wearing slutty costumes while imagining older guys in their costumes raping me.

I didn't threaten her, I told her what I was going to do then I did it and now she no longer has a job. Her fault entirely.

I've fapped on omegle many times with girls of a questionable age. Gets me fucking diamonds

>>737394549
I live in Auz. I know it's illegal, But I'm a paranoid fuck. I haven't heard any high profile stories about this shit. The only one I know of was from a few years back of an actual pedo who had loli in addition to Cheese Pizza.

Around the age of 9 or 10, my friend and I would both leave our classroom to go to the bathroom together. We would get in separate stalls and take turns nealing down and sucking the others dick underneath the stall divider.

>>737394562
>happily married
98% of the time people say that, they dont mean it, it's just a smoke screen for their real feelings.

>>737394549
Yes. A lot of images of that nature are uniquely encoded. I would be very careful my friend. VPNs are a HUGE red flag. i.e. im a network cablefag...

>>737394673
special ed class i assume

I once rented a hotel room in the next city over, and made a post on CL, had about five guys show up that night.

>>737394688
Thats why i added it...

Post your secrets right?

I like talking to people irl but I find engaging with friends online is pointless as I'm always the first to message and they answer half heartedly so I mostly stopped messaging

>>737393648

FONGERD

>>737394767
Shit. Hoping they can't track me if I just view the images via VPN + Tor.

>>737394375

Cherish

>>737394786
what about the night with 10? seems more gay than just 5.

Lied to the doctor about being depressed and in 30 minutes had a prescription for a drug I don't need just because I wanted to see if I could

>>737394876
Just draw your lolis mate. Get wierd with it.

>>737394876
should be pretty safe with either of those. it may be illegal but the feds dont give that much of a shit about loli. if they find it they'll charge you but they're not going out of their way to bust loli rings.

pick a vpn endpoint outside the country and you could probably skip tor entirely without worrying.

>>737394980
I can't draw for shit.

>>737394785
Lol no.

>>737394614


How does one go about doing this???

>>737394946
You have been diagnosed. That information has already been sold fyi.

>>737394980
I drew that stuff ones and I'm a terrible artist it looked so shit

>>737394991
Thanks man. My VPN serves me decently well. It goes to Spain or Ukraine best.

>>737394911
Hah. I wasn't expecting anyone to follow me over from that thread lol. That thread asked for gayest, this just asked for a secret ;)

>>737395106
fair enough

>>737395052
Yes I'm legally clinically depressed according to the government because why the fuck not gives me a excuse if I ever need one right? Sold to who the government? Russians? Kek I don't really care

>>737394348
You know if you have ever been to /g/ you would know that Win 10 screenshots your activity and FBI has compromised all Windows versions of TOR. GET TAILS ASAP

I'm my husbands whore. He gets to do whatever he wants with me no matter if I say no. He's beaten me and made it very clear he'll kill me if he catches me talking to another guy but I feel tempted to push his buttons.

>>737395045
Go on omegle chat to randoms. The place is full of cock hungry girls.

>>737394375
For me it's a tie between Masha and CatG

>>737395335
Don't think I know catg

>>737395335
>>737395390
isn't it kinda stupid to talk about cheese stars on 4chan?

I want to fug my little sister

>>737395289
Shit. I'm fucked.

>>737395462
how old? pics?

>>737395390
Newfag, not the same guy but I saw her posted before on the spammy days.

>>737393648
i once had a dream that i gave my father a blowjob in our bathroom. i still think about it and i hate it

>>737395488
You should visit /g/ and learn some W10 facts and try and be a little bit tech savy, you know what I mean? It's like trying to fix a motorbike without knowing how to do it in the first place

>>737395437
Nah always had these talks no har,

>>737395711
*harm*

>>737395681
Probably should. I'm freaking the fuck out right now.

>>737395352
nice slut

>>737395321
do it bitch

>>737395519
No picture because 15 almost 16

I hook up with women on tinder and CL and post videos on the internet

>>737395321
post nudes with timestamp, and sharpie in pooper.

>>737395352
i'm in love with that horse lover!

>>737394767
Any further info on tracking mb? I'm buying drugs on tor and kinda concerned about it as my country has strict laws on drugs

>>737394324
Kristin?

>>737395727
Well I am a Ausfag as well but I think the cops already have a hard time with people who produce real cp or the drug users and terrorists

>>737395938
I guess. Really hoping they just don't give a shit about some 30 year old nobody browsing Loli on Tor using FUCKING DUCK DUCK GO IMAGE SEARCH

>>737395352
more of that girl in the poll?

>>737395727
Calm down guy, as been stated the chances of authorities going after a loli purveyor is near zero. Unless you've been looking at CP, you should not be paranoid.

Still, being this paranoid cannot be good for you, you should consider weening yourself off porn. Consider trying nofap and go to reddit's /r/nofap for help on how to get started... At least consider cutting porn from your life.

>>737396000
>Duckduckgo
Owner was proven to shill data to companys

>>737395289
Would running Tails in a VM be safe?

A had a new neighbor move in across the street from me and I find her highly attractive and and want to pump her full of my cum, I even told her I had posted a naked pic on 4chan and how to find it. She did find it and talked about it, but she is so attractive and in such a vulnerable emotional state that I feel like if I try anything with her I'd just be taking advantage of her. And don't want her to decide what's she going to do with her life after we fuck cause I'd feel like that would be influencing her choice.

>>737396129
I think Tails live usb on a old pc would be good enough

>>737396110
Thanks Anon. I'll consider it.

>>737396129
There are also intel cpu backdoors post 2008 era
I am not shitting these out of my ass these are real computer facts

>>737396147
Ur a retard

>>737396147
What the fuck even?

I have an addiction that I really want to get rid of but can't exactly talk about it with people without them doubting me or calling the police. And no its not cheese pizza related.

>>737396205
>real computer facts
>REAL
>COMPUTER
>FACTS

>>737396205
Maybe I'll just stick to Loli threads then

>>737396416
Talk it here, people do worse than what you might be addicted to

>>737396309
>>737396379

What ? Hard to believe someone would rather be a decent person?

>>737396472
Yes motherfucking real facts about computers operating systems and all the back doors
Go to /g/ and you will see what I mean

>>737396520
His post is just a mish mash and he writes like a autist

>>737396492
>looking at loli on tor
>maybe I will just stick to loli threads
Why did you not do that in the first place dumbass, unless you were looking at real "lolis"

>>737396530
sure, intel cpus have a backdoor if you're using a corporate-grade cp, have specifically enabled it and the attacker is on the same LAN as you

if the fbi is already in your house I dont think installing tails is gonna help u

>>737396603
Again. I'm a paranoid fuck.

>>737393648
I am a German KekNazi

>>737396641
>corporate-grade cp
fuck I meant corporate-grade pc please don't arrest my corporation fbi

When my nephews, 8 & 10yo, stay at my house I let them shower with me and my gf if they want to. They were here last weekend and did. Their parents are conservative jesusfags who try to keep them sheltered from the real world, especially when it comes to things like nudity/sex. Pretty sure gf is the 1st/only girl they've seen naked up close.

I also let them do other things they cant do at home like watch R movies and play games like cowadoody and such

>>737396768
Any plans on touching them? OR letting them watch you and your girl have a rough violent fucking session where her ass turns red from how hard you smack that ass?

>>737396744
All I know is that post 2008 Intel CPUs have a backdoor that can expose you. However they might not give two shits about you in the first place

>>737393648
If my mind is still, and I don't try, I can read peoples mind, not all the time, but usually when it matters

I post pictures of my wife and greentext about some of our sexual escapades. She doesn't know and would be upset.

>>737396768
>stale as fuck

>>737396520
But you led her to your cock shot?

Stay decent, decently alone.

>>737396900
How can a CPU have a back door? It has no idea what OS is running on it.

I'm a diaperfag.

>>737396900
yeah and all I'm saying is that to exploit that, you have to have a specific feature enabled in bios that can only transmit data to devices on the same LAN as you.

and unless you're a big company that feature wont be enabled prior to purchase.

>>737396986
So, CPU's run bytecode right? And bytecode is just compiled from higher level languages (including assembly). However this bytecode is the same no matter what OS or anything is running on the computer. So with a CPU level backdoor the bytecode commands may do what they're supposed to, but they may also copy all the data the process and send it out the NIC or out a USB port or something too.

This is not an entirely accurate view of how it works, but it should give you some incite I hope.

>>737393648
My friend sleeps with my wife more than I do now.

>>737396816
nah no touching. when they were younger I sometimes had to help them, but havent had to for quite a while. me and gf have discussed letting them watch us have sex but no plans for it yet.

>>737396938
sry i dont have new secrets every day, i'll try to do better.

>>737396556
Considering the average age and intelligence of the average person here, are you surprised? Also most of the threads on /b/ these days are made by law enforcement to get people to admit to crimes or arrest them once they do post something or download a picture of certain people. You can tell just from how often the same pictures appear in different threads. And kind of funny how no one has really noticed or siad anything about how much slower /b/ moves these days. This place has become a honeypot.

>>737397163
He get to nut deep inside that warm cunt of hers?

>>737397210
Law does not give a shit about anyone here except for people who post cp on this domain

>>737393648
was raped in elementary school, not even my parents know

>>737397296
And loli

>>737397296
Boy or girl?
Who did it?
Can you greentext it for us?

>>737397296
What do you mean by rape? Societys definition? Or pinned down and forced?

When I was 4, my friend and I put our fingers up eachother's butts for some reason. A few people know this, but I thought I would share anyway.

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>>737397296
Greentext? I need some new fapping material

>>737397432

Are you still friends with zem/hir?

>>737397214
Occasionally, depending on my wife. It sucks having ED man.

>>737397571
Damn bro, that sucks. I'm guessing you and him are both straight and you don't ever get railed by him?

>>737395321
lol dont push him, thats the type thats gonna snap and kill someone

>>737397261
Okay fbi. So why do you guys post cheese pizza so much of under age girls just to get people to download them. Isn't that entrapment? Oh sure, the ages are never mentioned but you guys know their age. Maybe you should do something useful for once in your career and go after the ones taking the pictures and spreading them before the kids lives are ruined. I mean after all, spreading their pics around after they have already been taken and making their faces more well known won't hurt them any more, huh?

>>737397625
I'm hetero for sure and I'm assuming he is as well so no we don't rail each other.

>>737397544
Nope. I moved away from the neighborhood when I was 5

I'm 29. 6'5". 360lbs. And a virgin with a 4.5" thin dick. Never had a girlfriend and the first girl I ever kissed and saw naked was my cousin.

>>737396147
What did I just read?

>>737397748
Come on man, you can't be that bad. I'm sure you're probably a little bit big but I don't think you're ugly.

Spent my lunch periods in the library or bathrooms all throughout high school. Jerked off on my friends sisters sperrys. I like Harry potter

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>>737397885

>>737397885
I know of dudes my weight that look gigantic because they're shorter. I fortunately don't look horribly fat but you can still tell I'm big. A girl once told me, "you're so attractive, you just need to lose some weight and you'd be even better". I've never forgotten that. I just loves tacos and pizza so much.

>>737398027
4Chan...
But let's be real here. Not everyone on 4Chan is going to be fat and ugly. I'm fairly certain most of us are average looking guys so you probably are too and you're just being hard on yourself.

>>737398066

Did you punch her straight in the fuckin mouth?

When i was 9, i was friends with a guy who lived in our cul-de-sac who was like 14 (all the kids in the area knew each other).
He would take me to his parents room whenever they were out, we'd both undress and get under the covers and watch TV like Deal or No Deal and shit.
he would get on top of me and stroke his dick using my ass and make me give him handjobs and sometime make me suck his dick.
Obviously i had no idea what it was but he was older therefore cooler so i just went along with it.
Whenever he came he always either came on my ass, stomach, face or in my mouth. We'd then take a shower together.
This would happen like every week for about 1 1/2 years until i moved away.
Get hot whenever i think about it now.

>>737398066
I know that feeling all to well ;-;

Why couldn't broccoli and carrots be more tasty?

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I hate jews, blacks, muslims and communists

My wife has posed as an amateur nude model in a magazine. Thousands of men have seen her tits and pussy.

>>737398195
No but I did slap her on the ass a couple of times.

>>737393648
I share my girlfriend with other guys at anime/comic conventions just so we can have free accommodation.

>>737398174
>4Chan
>capital C
Fuck off

>>737398256
a pinch of salt goes a long way fatty

>>737398230
He ever penetrate your ass?

>>737397752
What? You don't want to admit that you are knowingly and willingly and encouraging spreading pictures of under age minors in sexual situations Mr law enforcement man? According to certain individuals in this thread, it's okay to do as long as you actually don't post child porn, so you should be able to admit it too. You better contact your other law enforcement buddies in this thread before you choose your answer.

>>737398066
>I just loves tacos and pizza so much
Eat your shit further... Stay a virgin your entire life.

>>737398420
TrigGered? : )

>>737398450
So does your mom's pussy.

I got drunk and hooked up with my cousin at a family reuinion a couple years ago. We still see each other. Not sure if she remembers or not.

Im very stoned right now I made a mistake man

>>737398594
>man
Did you just assume my gender?

>>737398649
Im really sorry dude

>>737398594
Like you got too stoned type mistake?
Or you killed an escort while you were orgasming because you forgot to stop choking her and you're freaking out because there's a dead body in your bed and you don't have enough plastic wrap and a spare rug to wrap the body in to dispose of it properly?

>>737398677
you should be. I'll have you know I have 12 tumblr followers

>>737398472
nah i dont remember him ever going in my ass in any way

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I just have to write these down because I don't feel comfortable saying it to you or anybody else:
I admire your ability to be yourself
I like teasing you because you're really cute when you pretend to be mad
I want to spend hours talking about nothing with you
I appreciate that you don't want to throw your problems at me
But I want to catch them anyway
I love your tiny hands and I want to hold them
I want to always be your best friend
I love that I feel comfortable around you
I love that you care about me
I love that you appreciate the things I try to do for you
I love how in control you are of yourself
I love your independence
But I still want to help you no matter what
I love how inhumanly smart you are
I love that you love everything I love too
I love how weird you are
I love the attention you give me
I love how you want attention from me
I love how you want to talk to me every day until you fall asleep
I love staying up late and talking to you on those long nights
I love how just seeing you cheers me up
I love the feeling I get when I cheer you up
I love how you can't keep a straight face
I love your creativity
I love your selflessness and compassion for everybody
I love your uniqueness
I love everything about you


But I hate that we can't be together...

>>737398810
Well that's less fun hahaha.

i invented the atheism meme.

>>737398594
>>737398695
Oh, very good, you start to loose ground on trying to encourage others to spread child porn so out of no where you pretend to be 2 people, one saying he's sorry without quoting another post and you knowing what he is talking about and having a full comment to his post in such short time, all in order to encourage people to admit to crimes they committed. But you know what? These people here who fall for your poor sting operation deserve to go to jail just based on sheer stupidity.

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I've had vivid nightmares of a man taking another man's life since I was a child. Now as an adult and counseling, I've concluded that my dad took my "dad's" life.

Dad ran off when mom got pregnant w/ me

Her friend/bf steps up and decides to father me

Real dad takes his life in front of me and Mom

Life growing up is full of PTSD from that and their violent outburst on me...and by always being told I was dumb...making shit up...etc

Mom and real dad always concerned about my nightmares...but say they're always "fake"

Grow up living with psychopaths and sociopaths

Realize real dad is a weak POS and the man who stepped up to raise me was a true man who lost his life because my mother could not keep her legs closed.

I guess it's a secret cause I'm the only one who saw it. And I was between 3 or 4 yrs old.

Rest in peace his soul.

>>737398713
Oh noes! 12 tumblrina's tumbling! Whatever shall we do!

>>737394324
Katie?

>>737399117
yeah thats right you flipping flipper. I'm gonna frick ur poo up

I recorded and took pics of that blind virgin black christian that was sleeping at my house.

>>737399096
I only posted that second one son.

>>737399147
Well holy shit then. You can fuck my shit up anyday sweet cheeks.

>>737399099
>a true man who lost his life because my mother could not keep her legs closed.
What? How?

Made my ex fap to cp (nicole) she cried afterwards, now looking for gf who wont cry after fapping to cp

>>737399359
Belay that. Mis-read the post first time.

>>737399403
What did you make her watch? And how the fuck did you make her watch it?

>>737398279
>I hate jews
Me too bro! Unfortunately my employer is jew over 11 years...

>>737399242
And the first one, but you forgot to quote the post you were referring too, but you quoted that second post and had a reply in less than a minute, which means you are either posting as 2 people on two different machines or you have a partner helping you. We both know there is a cool down between the number of posts you can have in a row, but you quoted the 2nd post, filled out your response, and did the captcha in about a minute or less. You dun goofed.

>>737399493
Yeah, because I'm fucking part of the weaponized autism of /b/, man. I type at like 120 wpm, and joke about that kinda shit all the time.

>>737399443
It was just photos of nicole and her dad. I just told her to because she's a sub slut she did as she was told

I fucked my sister for years and years and years.

Done pretty much everything with her.

We still occasionally hook up these days, but we're paranoid about family finding out.

>>737399534
Woah there. Internet Tough Guy alert.

i am black and i i hate niggers.

>>737399563
Was she into it before hand? Or did you just suspect?

>>737398284
Congrats! Your wife is dirty whore! ))

>>737399585
Hah. I ain't no tough guy. I'd pussy out in a second if anyone threatened me lol.

>>737399641
Same here man. I'm a lolifag too. I'm a quadruple pussy.

>>737399620
She was into her younger cousin who was like 10

>>737399565
damn u must have been tired! after 10 minutes im ready to throw in the towel. 3 years? no way. how do you do it? what's your secret??

>>737395437

As far as anybody really knows

This whole thread is Lies

I love 4chan

>>737399693
Oh shit yo. Did she ever do anything with her cousin?

>>737399623
>Your wife is dirty whore! ))
Only in some small and pathetic minds

>>737399692
Yup. I ain't gonna put myself in a situation where I might be injured, and I'm not good enough with the tech stuff to be a 1337 h4xx0r. I just hang out here and shitpost.

>>737399737
No :(

>>737399788
Same here. Anyone IRL could kick my shit in. I just hang around here shitposting and loli hunting.

>>737399807
ah, so you two just RP'd and talked about it?

I love to fuck qt traps Bec I can pump my cum deep inside them and they think I'm clean XD

>>737399854
Yep

>>737399839
Eh, I dunno about anyone being able to kick my shit in, but I know pretty much anyone could. I did spent like 2 years going to the gym 6 days a week so I'm not entirely a little bitch, but I sure as fuck ain't gonna put it to the test lol.

I wear my friends sister thongs when I fap to her

>>737399881
Herp? HIV? Hep? What you got boy?
Also fuck you son, because you're gonna give me that shit when I pump and dump the same trap you do!

>>737399896
I guess the same is true for me. I did some MMA a couple years ago, bi weekly for about 5 years but I'm a slob now. I'm safe with my bodypillow.

>>737399889
What kind of things did you GF rp about doing to her?

I patiently spend 4 hours a day on /b/ waiting for a loli thread to appear.

>>737399534
More like you are encourging discussions of rascism, murder, child porn, hate crimes and anything else illegal. You and your buddies. Either this is a honeypot thread led by law enforcement, and if it is, a poorly conceived one at that, or people trying to pose as anons for some sensational click bait peice for another website. Which is it? Are you law enforcement or aiding a law enforcement agency? And don't forget, if I ask you that, and you are law enforcement and lie about your answer, then any thing siad in this thread is illegally gained knowledge. And I'm not asking just you, asking any law enforcement agencies and those aiding them. If I ask for proof and you fail to show it everything siad and posted this whole thread was gained illegally.

When i fap, i use lipstick

>>737400032
Hah. You don't seem to know how entrapment works son. But no, I didn't make the post about being too high, I just made the joke post about killing an escort.

>>737400109
On your lips or where?

>>737399963
Whoo! body pillow! if only they came with small warmers that would keep them at about body temperature. Or AC units for the summer months.

>>737400376
Oh so you're someone trying to get people to commit to crimes they may or may not of committed under false pretenses while also inciting and encourging others to commit crimes which is also illegal.

>>737400680
>>737400703
You sound like an obedient little slut. What do you do for him?

>>737400550
Nope, it's about a girl I used to know, she passed away last year around this time, she was 26 and was in a car accident, we had only been dating a week but I knew and loved her way before then.

>>737400737
What? I haven't done that, just made that joke about killing the escort haha. I was sincerely curious why the high guy fucked up.

i like degrading chicks i know irl with people, kik is realestben44 if anyone wants to

>>737400803
How do you degrade them? You mean just like RP? Or do you actually have pics of them doing shit?

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>>737393648
Dated a girl for 8 months, 2 months in I cheated on her twice with this hot as fuck guy with a huge cock and hella long hair.
When she cheated on me just this month I broke up with her for cheating on me
>ISHYGDDT

>>737400744
Anything he's asked.

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>>737393648

I once shot a man....


...just for snoring

>>737400835

he probably tells them they have black people genes in them.

I once threw a useless umbrella into a ditch on a deserted road when I was finished with it. Little slut deserved it. Now I'm terrified the police are going to find out and get me

>>737400864
I was asking for specifics. Jesus, no wonder you get treated like a piece of fuckmeat. What's the most fucked up thing you've ever done for a guy?

>>737400886
Well, I mean any slag who lets a nigger nut in her kinda has black genes in her haha.

>>737400669
Top Kek when you get hiv back, try the same shit, then go to prison

>>737400893
Umbrella?

>>737400334
Started with my high blood pressure which led to atherosclerosis. After that I started having problems getting it up. At first it was minor but it soon became frequent. Went to a doctor and he diagnosed me with ED. Somedays are good and I can have sex with my wife, other days it's hopeless. It got to the point where my wife wasn't getting any action at all and we had a serious talk about what to do. In the end we decided we would try bringing in a friend of ours to help her with her sexual needs. We talked to him and he was very understanding of it. He agreed and we've been sticking with this plan ever since.

>>737400757
Well, you had the best time with her, and her death made your love immortal. It's romantic as fuck. You didn't have to go through all that shit being done and said when love dies, which it inevitably does. Nothing to tarnish those memories; a lot like the rockstars that die young. They become legends.

But man, you must have experienced real, existential pain. Welcome to 4chan I guess.

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>>737400757
My Condolences anon, hope things get better for you

I've showered with a 9yo girl many times, including almost daily this and last week

>>737400990
Why not take the little blue pill? Or is that dangerous with athersclerosis? I know it can mess with heart functionality but not 100% how it interacts with hbp and atherosclerosis.

>>737401034
You grooming her or what man? Because it's a little weird to just shower with a girl like that lol.

>>737399461
glad I'm not the only one, but I don't know where else to vent

>>737400771
But yet he knew exactly what you were talking about when you joked about him being high and killing a escort. A well thought out well written sentence and capthca sent all less than a minute after his. Which branch of law enforcement are you with and aiding? And if you are with a news agency doing research, I wish to know your name, which agency, and the name of your editor. If you are a nobody encourging people to commit crimes and admit to a crime they might of committed or may not under false pretenses, then I want to know your name, your address and the number of your local law enforcment

>>737401034
I remember you from a different thread

>>737401086
It's not hard to get a response up in under a minute man.

>>737401103
>>737401066

its a meme. it gets posted all the time in secrets threads.

>>737400990
You know that male escorts exist, and that woman build feelings if someone fucks them repeatedly?

>>737401086
In fact, I don't actually see a single other post from the dude who was high and fucked up. Just our little conversation where you're convinced I'm more fucked up than me.

>>737401008
>>737401005
Thanks, it was really hard at first, her mother called me and I couldn't even understand her she was crying so hard, I went to her house and the mom was on the front lawn bawling her eyes out, she was having problems breathing and I didn't even know what was going on, it took her forever to tell me that she had been killed

Sometimes I feel like everything is fine, like she's just on vacation and will be back soon, or she's just out of town for work or something, I dream about her all the time and look at her Facebook almost every night, I don't know how I can get over her to be honest, she was so perfect to me

It's like, I can accept the fact she's gone, but at the same time I don't want to believe it, and it just gets confusing and hurts too much to think about, like some wild stage of denial.

3/4ths of the replies in this thread are mine.

>>737401086
God you fucker really is paranoid. Stop polluting this thread with your bullshit.

Also, law enforcement doesn't need to tell you if they are, stupid.

>>737401129
Very well then, anything siad in this thread was acquired illegally. Good work on letting any crimes admitted to in this thread to be never charged with that crime. Also, good work on fucking up your job. Hope your peers at your place of work are proud of you.

>>737401270
What do I have to do to prove I don't work for the piggies?

I play the Binding Of Isaac 5 hours a day and I have nearly 800 hours of it on steam.

>>737401066
weird is subjective, it's normal to us. no grooming or anything sexual.

>>737401103
>>737401159
i get around. i dont post it all the time, generally only when it actually happened that day, just happened to be frequently lately.

>>737401343
Original, Wrath of the Lamb, Rebirth, Afterbirth or Afterbirth+? I have nearly 400 hours myself.

>>737401037
My doctor did recommend taking Viagra for a bit although he said it might not be as effective anymore. I tried anyways and it helped at first but after a while it just stopped working for me. I still use it but it's honestly pointless.

>>737401166
I'm aware about escorts but it cost money. I'm also aware she could build feelings for him, that's why we picked a very close friend that we could trust who will just keep it at a sexual level. There's always the chance that it could go wrong though but I feel safer knowing it's with someone I know.

three days to understand what happened. three months to start to function as a human again. Three years until it's healed.

Also, you really shouldn't dwell on it. You need to distract yourself, or else you'll reinforce the neuronal pathways of grief again and again. A year afterwards is hard, but eventually you need to move on /b/ro.

>>737401383
I have 200 in Wrath of the Lamb
I'm currently on Antibirth, The fan made expansion since I fucking HATE the vortexes from AB+

>>737401425
meant for
>>737401191

>>737401435
Haven't tried Antibirth yet, it's on my list once I finish getting whatever the platinum god is from Afterbirth. I did watch some of Northernlion's video's on antibirth and it looks fucking awesome. Have you ever chaos carded that boss in the mines that you have to fight waves on? I can't remember his name right now.

>>737401369
>generally only when it actually happened that day, just happened to be frequently lately.

no it doesnt. and if it does happen and its actually true you are one stupid man.

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>>737400893

>>737393648
I posted nudes and doxed my own wife on /b/. That felt good to get off my chest.

>>737401513
Yeah man! Great Gideon. Fun fact, The name of the grave, Gideon's Grave is a reference to Scott Pilgrim.

I highly reccomend Antibirth. It's super well crafted and it's very very very fun. My favorite new character is Jacob and Esau. It's an absolute riot being able to have two synergies on a single run. Also you can get a Link's Awakening sword item and go full melee on faggots. Basically it's the best. I also just love being able to choose whether I want to go down the standard route or the whacked out insane corpse route. Moar choice is always a great thing. It's super easy to install too. Just run the exe from the download and off ya go.

>>737401332
Doesn't matter if you convince me or not. If you are lieing about working for or with it aiding them in any way, all information and confessions were gained illegally. If you are a ordaniry person then you can be held accountable for any crimes anyone committed in this thread because you influenced them and any crimes they admitted to where gained illegally. If with the press then you went out of the way to influence the narrative and ignored facts. Either way. Doesn't matter now. Good night sir.

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>>737401517
cool story, no need for you to get all butt hurt on my behalf

>>737401422
Viagra plus cockring? A cockring really helps keeping it up.

Well it's okay if you trust your friend. I have a friend since back from kindergarden, and I had threesomes involving him with pretty much all my partners.

>>737401633
Holy shit, that is not how entrapment works at all dude. Have you ever read the laws surrounding that?

Also, I haven't encouraged anyone to break any laws at all. I've just been shitposting.

>>737401684
why are you still responding to that idiot?

>>737401700
Because I'm a stereotypical autistic /b/tard lol. Thanks for pulling me away.

>>737401632
Yeah, unfortunately I don't run windows, but I think it works on linux too. I should look into that at some point. I knew that bit about pilgrim too, I just couldn't remember his bloody name lol.

I really should install it, I really wanna try Jacob and Esau, it looked fucking brutal to play as. Have you ever gotten the Sword of Damocles item?

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>>737393648
>>737393648
>I have a bunch of nudes in Dropbox that I want to get rid of but can't

>I don't enjoy being with my family as much anymore but I have no choice because I have no job experience or anything
(21 years old)

>I have a girlfriend that lives in the UK that I'm long distance dating but I'm also flirting with other girls who live long distance from me and I can't help it...

>I can't help but envy my friends who are flirting with girls who actually live here.

>Nothing makes me happy as much anymore it just seems to be temporary happines.

>I also Fap as much as I possibly can when my family is out of the house

>>737401795
Sword of Damocles. Oh man. Love the item, Double pedestals is just amazing, But it always gives me anxiety knowing that at any moment my run could be ended.
And yeah, Jacob and Esau are hard as balls, But it's just so fun.

I'm attracted to two of my male co-workers

>>737401664
I haven't tried a cockring yet. I thought they were made to make your penis larger but if it helps keeps it up I'll definitely look into it.

I've known him since Highschool so there's a few years of trust between us. I still feel weird about seeing him sleeping with my wife though. I would trade my situation in a heart beat to be able to do a threesome instead like in your case.

>>737401858
Just gitgud scrub. If you don't ever take any damage ever the chance of the sword falling doesn't go up. (Don't worry, if I ever get the item I'll be dead by the end of the room after lol)

>>737401618
sample?

When I was 16 and my sister was 14 we both got pretty drunk for our age. We ended up showering with clothes on, then pretty much ripping our wet clothes off, then sucking each other, the fucking her in both places. Never talked about it since.

>>737401913
Cockrings work by choking the artery that drains blood out of the semi-porous membranes of the penis. It helps increase size slightly, by increasing the amount of blood in the penis however it also improves the ability to stay hard because it keeps blood from leaving.

>>737401972
>gets damocles
>Is The Lost
>Winrar

>>737402006
0/10

>>737393648
Smelled a 10yr old girl's socks and panties in my skiing holidays
Dam they smelled good. Nothing comparable

>>737402007
Exactly. I like to fuck on amphetamines and sometimes if you have too much it's really hard to get it up and even more to keep it up and a cockring helps tremendously.

>>737394562
How do you keep both lives seperate?

>>737402026
Yeah. Or a 1up. Or a 9lives. Or an ankh. Or a Juda's Shadow. Or that trinket that lets you respawn as the lost when you die. There's quite a few ways to do it.

>>737402007
I'm not very familiar with all the technical medical stuff but it sounds promising. I'll definitely look into buying a cockring. I'm pretty much willing to try anything at this point. Thanks Anon!

>>737402127
I mean. Fair enough. Or just Lazarus in general.

>>737402194
Oh yeah, I forgot about Lazarus' rags. Have you completed all the postit notes for afterbirth or antibirth yet?

>>737401984
Can't provide evidence. But if you've been on /b/ more than a day, you've probably seen her nudes.

>>737402234
For Afterbirth+, I have not dared touch Lost in Greedier. Other than that, I'm basically fully done except PICKING UP THE FUCKING TONSIL
For Antibirth, I'm fully complete.

>>737402291
Oh fuck dude, you are way ahead of me. I haven't even unlocked godhead yet. Fucking lost is just a fuck you to the fucking fuck fuckity fucking fuck. I mean... I hate having to complete the losts postit on hard, and greed mode, to get godhead. It was the only thing I didn't finish in Rebirth before picking up afterbirth.

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>>737402146
There also are hollow strapons. It's not the same, but it would allow you to feel the intimacy of intercourse with your wive again. And they vibrate.

Don't let that shit get to you my dude, with some creativity and ingenuity you'll still be able to satisfy your woman. Some fucking medical condition can't make you less of a man.

>>737402146
You know you can get pumps and rings for ED. Google erectile dysfunction pumps

You pump up hard, slip on a ring, pull out of the pump and you're 18 again

>>737402562
Thanks man, I really appreciate it. We have some toys that I'll occasionally use on her. Like you said, it's not the real deal but I definitely feel closer and more intimate with her when I use them. Not to mention I still got my hands and mouth at least.

>>737402641
I heard about pumps, they sound promising too but I also read they could lead to even more damage. I'm kind of hesitant on buying one.

>>737402366
Yeah. FUCK the lost.

After inheriting a decent amount of money I was able to buy a house in an area populated with people that are pretty well off. In addition to my dayjob I provide piano-lessons to some of these peoples kids. One of which is a 12yo girl that I'm currently fucking.

im fuck buddies with a 12yo girl, we fuck pretty much every day, dont always use a condom.

>>737402906
vag, anal or oral?

>>737402906
this is just sick

>>737403021
vag and oral. she doesnt like anal. she likes rim jobs though

I had a half nigger fuck toy during college. She was really into me for some reason so I thought fuck it. Used to fuck her real hard in all holes, call her a slut and a nigger etc while fucking. I asked her if I could fuck her sister and she agreed. I ended up fucking the pair of them for 2 years. They never really did much with each other but blowjobs from 2 girls is amazing!

>>737403093
Yes, because it is completely unthinkable that a 12yo girl might actually enjoy it and actually entertain sexual desires of her own. Somehow these desires, and the ability to enjoy them, only magically appears as soon as she reaches the age of consent (which varies greatly from country to country) ... right?

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in hs i fucked this chick in the school bathroom after school hours

>>737403093
noted.

>>737396768
What do they think of her and her body? Do they seem curious? Do they get awkward little boners?

i am fuckbudies with andy sixx and his military wife and sometimes we shower together in the back of my mother's car.

>>737403361
So...your mother drives an RV?

Found out at 16 to my shock horror at the time that my mom loves anal.

i'm photographer and use spy cam for watching models

I am G24.09 in Titanfall 2

>>737402811
>I heard about pumps, they sound promising too but I also read they could lead to even more damage. I'm kind of hesitant on buying one.
The reputable ones are more expensive but pressure limited. I had a case of Peyronies a while back and I bought a SOMAcorrect from iMedicare. Helped to pull out the dents.

>>737403407
How did you find out?

>>737403752
Walked passed my parents bedroom door one night and hear her say to my dad "I actually got my period this morning but I want you to still do my ass though or do you just want head?"

>>737396110
newbee's question: what's CP?

>>737404091
Cheese Pizza

>>737404158
yea, yea.. and Chicken popcorn. Go fuck yourself. And for real?

>>737404279
Child Panamana

>>737404279
Culinary Projects

>>737404279
Cunt Punt

>>737404091
Crack Pipe

>>737404091
Captain Planet

Also, fuck off newfag.

Dad? Is that you?

I was born color blind, like a dog.

But nobody has ever beleived me or they think im bullshitting.

One docter did...but some legit thought i was faking it.

>>737394596
>greentext?

>>737404560
yes son i am proud of u

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I talk girls online into the idea of getting fucked by dogs, and 9 out of 10 times it works and they constantly want to sext about it, some of them have actually gone further and done things. It's not like I just start every conversation with it, I hint about it, and if they seem like they're not disgusted I end make a joke or two, bring up sex toys shaped like dog dicks, then go further if they seem like they'd be into it. It's surprising how many women are into it. Most of them really enjoy the porn with women getting fucked, as well, but are really grossed out by the thought of guys getting fucked.

On the other hand, I let one of my friends watch me get fucked because she wanted to see it before trying it. She never went through with it, but she kept talking about it in texts and how much she wanted to eat my ass while I was getting fucked.

I fell in love a little bit honestly.

Besides those women, nobody knows about any of this and I would never tell a soul normally.

So my wife caught me having an online relationship with some kik slut... so I guess that secret is out.
Question... is it cheating? I never planned on leaving her, and just wanted the attention and feels and naked pics. For reference, last time we had sex was in 2016, and she never just gives me head without me having to beg for it. Should I tell her to get over it or just fucking end it and move my kik slut out here?

>>737404883

Kek

do you have children? I'd guilt trip her to give you more head.

>>737405161
I do have children, 2 of them. We've been married for 15 years. She's developed a pill habit because of chronic pain, complains constantly, and barely takes care of the household stuff. But because I told some online slut I love you and called her baby, I'm the monster.

>>737404883
the question is how did she find out?
not carefull enough?

>>737405599
I left the app open on my phone.

>>737405398
Yeah they tend to do that. turn it around. list every-fucking thing she did over the last years, how she neglects you and how her drugs are mroe omportant to her than your relationship. Implant the idea that she's a terrible wive and a terrible mother.

>>737405713
I've already done that... and she admits it. But she still is giving me shit and thinks there are more, which there aren't, as I usually keep my chat fun to a group and not 1 on 1