What is your experience with Latinas?

Hot as fuck, and freaky as fuck due to overbearing parents.

They go from loving to bat shit cut you crazy in .02 seconds

>>737388162
Half Mexican here, be careful and be selective. There is gold in there.

I'm a border patrol agent and the only latina action I get is from looking down the scope of my rifle.

>>737389714
I get blow jobs

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>>737388162
Just one number 12.

>>737389609
Eldorado

The nicest ones pretty sexy too

>>737389714
edgy faggot

Crazy, crazy, crazy, but very sexual, probably the most comftroable race to get a girlfriend, the first girl I was with forgave me betaness, but she was stupid and emotional for no reason but no judgemental... white girls are the most judgemental girls of all races

>>737388162
Whats the name ofthese memes?

>>737392203
lame

>>737388162
They are fucking gross spics.

>>737392813
fag

my girlfriend is hispanic but looks white, lots of european blood, but culturally shes pretty much hispanic. her mom is around 40 but is really fucking hot, so they age pretty well. they are bat shit crazy though.

>>737393016
Have fun with halfspic anchor babies.

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Saved from yesterday I love spics

Short and fat. 5'>her>220 ibs All the attitude but no fine body. The whole family is fat except the parents. Clingy as fuck and cries like hell for no reason. No friends

>>737388162
If youre white don't act tough with the ones from the hood.

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>Nigratton

I'm a spic and that music is nigger tier music.

>>737393699
have fun jerking off to hentai, faggot

>>737394754
reggaeton seems to just mean Latin pop in general these days rather than the stereotypical shit from 2007 with the dembow drum beat in every song

Sexy and sometimes really sweet women but ALWAYS have shit taste in music (nigger shit mostly), shallow and unresearched views on politics (i hait donal trómp becos réasons), love their terrible mexican food, and have no dreams or plans for the future.

>>737394987
it's not that hard to hate Donald Trump...what kind of president gets butthurt over the Morning Joe hosts and makes a stupid tweet about them?

>>737394869
>That faggot get
You are a faggot and it was still niggers music back then, it is still to this day and worse.

>>737388162
Not interested. Don't want to end up fucking one of my cousins.

>>737394987
This. And, terrible alcoholics. And, whenever they get a little drink in their system, they're trying to fuck everyone, or destroy everything

>>737395236
you're missing the point...now they're calling generic latin pop like Enrique Iglesias Reggaeton

>>737395082
I'm no Trump fan, but the circle jerk is fucking boring and hearing the same 8 liberal hot takes poorly regurtitated are fucking gay. Not to mention the way these bitches never know the difference between legal and illegal immigrants.

My advice is to always go for the cute latina girls who have renounced their family's garbage culture.

The best latina girls have no accent, eat pizza, don't listen to shitty "mi corazon" music, don't post their bodies on social media for the world to see, and don't involve themselves in typical latina drama i.e. hairpulling fights over ridiculous shit.

>>737388162
they like me usually

>>737388162
I've never seen one

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Hottest women ever

>>737394832
Uhh, take that back

>>737388162
i have a domincan gf and this image is surprisingly accurate

not good
>be 14 y/o me
>gf Puerto Rican
>attempts suicide multiple times while we are dating, put in psych ward
>takes huge emotional toll on me
>lies to her friend and claims I hit her, so I dump her
>goes batshit telling me she'll never love anyone else
>does a bunch of shit to try to grab my attention, posting pics of her tits and vaping, spreading rumors
>left my school to get homeschooled, haven't seen her since

>>737397311
does she have a big brown booty?

who wouldn't love this?


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>>737388162
>smart
>funny
>loyal
>easy to get along with
>decent taste in music
>loves sex
>good cook
>honest
And so on.
I'm well aware they're also batshit.

>>737389609
Another Half Mexican here, can confirm.

>>737397584
>Puerto Rican
Here's your problem.

>>737388162
What's yours, OP?

>>737398910
Me, feet are boring.

>>737400391
pleb

>>737400413
Degenerate, you worship a bacteria ridden surface that looks like a retarded hand and steps in shit.

>>737399351
I had bad luck with my picks. I'm in Florida so there's plenty.

>Mexican girl
>5'2 and I'm 6'2
>she can barely boil water properly
>I've spent around 7 years cooking for a family of six so I can handle a kithen
>she knows no recipes and I'm a food person
>parents hate me at first but see me cook once and suddenly I'm their future son in law
>she complained about anything I'd do to try to get closer
>doesn't like to go out to see movies or sit in and do anything
>not even the mall or stuff like that
>tells me I'm too much of an isolated person that she felt like she didn't know me

On the other hand I was with this Nicaraguan girl who was really nice. We didn't click too well, we had a lot of differences but she was nice while it lasted.

>used to kick me out of the kitchen and kill my spice cabinet every few weeks
>had conversations that were interesting
>parents acted like humans, dads obviously gonna be a tough guy that's no biggie
>she was 5'5 so height wasn't bad. Deep down I want a woman my height
>she was really pacifistic and a down to earth girl
>hated that I used to go hunting, and that I had guns. Was cool enough to reason that I wasn't changing my lifestyle cause of that.
>split up cause I just felt like I wouldn't be able to spend my life with her


I'm now with a white woman. I still cook meals but it's nice.

Make sure you focus on the personality tho. First girl had personality like a bag of drywall.

>>737400391
The most I like with feet are just grabbing them. I like the way they feel in my hand but that's about it.

THE BAD
>they're alcoholic/drug addicts
>they suffer from unwarranted self-importance
>dat fucking reggaeton music.
>dat whole fucking cholo thing.
>her crazy big brother that hates gringos

THE GOOD
>can very dedicated gf's
>they really cook amazing food
>latinas are very cute, if they're not ghetto
>they van be very traditional & family oriented
>latina chicks are crazy for white guys

>>737400531
[Guy you're responding to]
Gotta agree, currently dating a Mexican and have been dating for two years. It's hard introducing her to good movies given she mostly likes Disney and has been deprived of decent films as a kid. Otherwise though we relate like friends but have intense and passionate sex and enjoy time together. We both can cook so we share the dishes we like to each other, and we always look for new ways to spend time. Politics isn't an issue, her mother is natural born from a legal mother and her father came here the proper way so she hates illegals with a burning passion and would've voted Trump if she wasn't stuck in traffic. Over all I think I got lucky.

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>>737401257
She's not as gung-ho about it but yeah. I'm half Mexican myself but my family's been around since the depression so we're Americans and pass for white. The fact of the matter is regarding Mexicans and Donald Trump: you probably only hate him either because you're illegal, your friends/family are illegal, or you've been mislead. I understand this, GF does too. Somehow she's more emotionally stable than a lot of other Hispanic women. Seriously though, that libido is a miracle. Every time I want to fuck, she's thrilled to oblige.

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>>737388162
Does anyone have the Asian version of this cartoon? I want to show it to my ling ling.

>>737401637
i think latino people has got a whole bunch of bad rep because of cholo & narcomundo culture. that's beaners in my book.

latino people to me are good, down-to-earth, hard working people that contribute to the community

>>737401940
Indeed.

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>>737388162
>Once had a thicc latina "friend", extremely flirtatious, always came over to my place, asked for favors (ie: 'get me a phone charger and I'll give you attention').
>We never did anything.
>I did stare at her ass for an extended period of time though, shit was so cash.
>She always teased me for it though, albeit never in a condemning nature.
>Always felt like some underlying motivation was going on underneath, as if she was merely a facade.

In hindsight, I do believe she 'got off' on controlling others, as women commonly do. I've seen an unsurprising, almost humorous pattern where it's almost encouraged by society for women to act manipulative and catty- to summarize, the alpha status of their social cliche is attained by replicating examples of common media such as reality television and countless tropes in movies.
'Humorous' isn't mistaken for whatever reason. I think this shit is pure comedy gold, how everything that we as a people ethically percieve as wrong, is immediately nullified by the fact of the matter that everyone is either too apathetic/passive to change social stigmas and trends. Memes aside, that's an essay for later.

>One day, she came over with a turtle.
>A red eared slider, still in it's relative infancy (about the size of an American quarter).
>'Anon, can you take care of this turtle? My little sister just got back from the hospital and she can't get sick from it'.
>Understandable. Turtles are filthy. Adolescents like filthy things. A sick one straight out of surgery, however, makes a conflict from this situation.
>I sign my soul away.
>I thought that one week isn't so bad for a dumb turtle.

>One month passes.
>Go to school.
>Chica guapa's actively avoiding me by any means necessary. Hiding in crowds, pretending to not hear my calls, not responding to texts.
>What have I done wrong? The fucking turtle is fine.
Cont.

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>>737403319
>More than fine, actually.
>The turtle mostly isn't a problem to to take care of at all. Simply feed turtle food from Pet store, a bit of veggies every once in a while, clean tank, etc.
>I even got him a plastic palm tree to chill out under if he was gettin' too hot under my windowsill.
>One exception arose: the motherfucker was getting fat. About this time, he was about the size of a hand.
>Hence why I was trying to contact Tan-Tits McGee so she can get her damn turtle back. I ain't fucking with no galapagos. At this point, I was regretting my decision immensely.
>I decide that turtles are gay (I was 15). But I can't say it's their faults. They aren't like dogs, who can bitch and whine if they need something. Turtles would rather die than make a peep for nourishment. Boring, huh?
>Dogs aren't much better though. My dumb dogs were always trying to nab the bastard, scratching the fuck outta the wall in an attempt to jump onto the windowsill. Jack Russels are assholes in that regard. Thankfully, no problems arise from them.
Cont.

>>737403319
Keep going

I've been with a chilean - clingy, jealous, went from nice to about to stab you in a heart beat. Bit at me angrily during sex once, left a scar on my forehead.

Been with mexican, not really a relationship, went to bars and clubs and we fucked in my car and on her couch many times for a month and a half. Last time I saw her, she tells me her ex proposed to her and she was going back to him, we had been fucking around at the movies right before, she told me when I dropped her off at her house.

Both were hot and horny as hell. The chilean still calls and wants to "gove it another try" two years after we split. Not going to happen, we will fall back into what we got away from.

>>737388162
Had a thicc Latina bitch as a friend in high school. Super catholic parents. So she turned into a slut. Only fucked her once but it was in the pooper so I suppose it was worth it.

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>>737403431
>Existential crisis occurred: turtles are gay, dogs are less gay but still pretty gay, yet the most important thing is that I want to jerk off but I can't since my hand is covered in reptile shit from washing out the tank.
>Wash hands, no soap. Didn't have any.
>Still masturbate.
>Dick could've fallen off, but I was too busy contemplating whether to jerk it to thoughts of the Man Milk Mephistopheles of Mexico or to regular shit.
>Can't even finish off to the Saucy Succubus thoughts since the fucking turtle is staring me dead in the eye.
>I'm sick of this shit.
>I swear to god, this turtle can fuck right off. It's ruined my possibility of scoring by subsidizing me to the errand boy, AND it won't let me spank my monkey in peace. I am definitely over dramatacizing this, but as a kissless virgin, I felt some volition to prove my worth and not become the potential bitch of the potential relationship.
>Next day, monday.
>Carrying turtle cage to school. It's more of a plastic bin with holes poked in at the top, but nonetheless the word cage suffices to describe it.
>"Here's your turtle."
>Walk away. She may have said something, but that was unimportant. Total bitch, was probably gonna stow a turtle away on some other poor sap.
>Couple months later.
>She's dating a chad, 6'0". As a miniscule 5'11" child, I was no match in a conflict, so I gave up with her.
>Gossip came around to me, as everyone heard about this turtle nonsense as nothing happens at my school since it's too damn small.
>Apparently chad lost his wizard essence by means of him getting it schlurped right out of his sceptor. By turtle girl.
>Fucking loser didn't even have to take care of that turtle

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>>737388162
I had a Latina blow me in a bush once cause she had no gas best shit ever