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>>737378052
Idk maybe download Despicable Me 3 illegally and smoke marijuana or something

Probably like, steal a bunch of books

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my taxes

>>737378052
Be happy without cause.

>>737378052
Rape and pillage.
Hold up my local Taco Bell.
Kill a few assholes.

I'll be hiding in my basement waiting it out.

Kill my neighbors.

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>>737378052
Kill myself

>>737378052
take a dump on the son of a man

>>737378052
probably set off 20 or 30 bug bombs inside the nearest maximum security penitentiaries and whatever lesser prisons I can find.

>>737378052
free the reptiliens

>>737378052
Hide and hope i don't get found. I'm not stupid enough to think i'm the strongest person out there.

jaywalk

>>737379209
Goddamn your good

Op here why do fuck did all you made a purge post and I can't post the same image again

>>737378052
nothing illegal, that's for sure

Op here scratch that last post I'm a retarded faggot.

I'd send people lolicon shit and rape my cute friend

>>737378052
my sister

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Holy shit we all got trips

>>737380918
nigga wat

>>737378052

Go innawoods and hide for at least 13 hours.

I have a lot of enemies.

>>737381217
Imma hustlin bitch

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anon here. who wants a dump of OP’s info? trips and will release

probably do cocaine and OD

>>737378052
Sneak around and loot probably.

>>737381449
Bullshit

anyway since all crimes are legal I would like to do a bit of tax evasion and steal some chiken tendies

>>737378052

I'd wait 13 hours then kill you

>>737378052

I'd rip the tag off my mattress and torrent videos.

>>737378052

I'd mix peanut butter with orange juice

Filing an insurance claim after burning down my house:

>>737378052
Is it illegal to sell shit we stole during the 12 hours? I mean, we'd be selling stolen goods after the 12 hour window, which would be illegal, but when we stole the stuff, stealing wasn't a crime, so it wouldn't technically count as selling stolen good, would it?

>>737382124
Ripping the tag of after you buy it is legal, the feds aren't going to bust you for that you faggy pussy

Light as much shit as I can on fire

>>737382124
You are a monster and need to be locked up.

>>737382216
My thoughts exactly. Insider trading to a disgusting degree and become filthy fucking rich overnight.

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>>737382216

Lock myself safely indoors until it passed.

I'd start an ass eating business that's only available for 12 hours before it was gone forever.
...now that I think of it, killing myself is a crime.

>>737382643
1. I want to be your first customer
2. Go to Sephora and steal all their makeup

>>737382329
Well, I mean, you could go to a museum and just take tons of artwork and jewelry and shit. Don't they have some huge diamond on display at the Natural History Museum in New York or something? You could probably make more money than insider trading, some of that shit could be worth hundreds of millions.

Steal a gun and kill myself.

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>>737378052
Finally I can remove the tag from my mattress WITH NO CONSEQUENCES

FUCK THE POLICE NIGGER WE GO HARD

pour pepsi in a coke glass

first i bang the drum
then i bang your mum

>>737378052
Well, it would be like a natural disaster; everyone would not show up at work to be home with their families.

So the tradition for natural disasters, you camp out across from the pharmacy, wait for the official notification that emergency services have been suspended, and steal all the good drugs.

Would be high for months.

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>>737384065
Obvious fuckig sociopath in the making, reported

>>737378052
Probably buy heroin, it should be cheaper in these twelve hours (since traffic is not a crime)

>>737378052
download a fuckton of anime

>>737378052
Shitpost and fap tbh. Maybe get some dubs I dunno.

>>737378052
nothing, because only faggots and losers let the legality of an actions determine whether or not they do it

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>>737387018

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>>737378052
No Amber Alerts too right?

>>737378052
Kill a fuckload of politicians

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>>737386499

mah nigga
>i would steal electronics from best buy and other gov lovin corporations to sell after the crime wave...steal guns and knives for my edgy weekend target practice collection among other stupid shit

rape and kidnap my crush thats only 3 years younger than me ?

>>737378052
My sister

>>737378052
google pimpandhost and fap like crazy

>>737387090
can't refute my statement so you post memes instead

>>737378052
Crimes

>>737383961
A B S O L U T E M A D M A N

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>>737380281
You're a mad man...

>>737387189
Just stop man, seriously, you're just digging yourself deeper.

>>737378052
I guess I'd probably take a shower

Have sex with a 10 year old

Run red lights

>>737387283
what are you afraid of?

Children

>>737378052
Probably not much. Because just because it's legal for 12 hours doesn't mean there are no consequences for it after the fact.

Kill that guy you hate? Family's gonna hate you. Maybe try to kill you.

Rape a girl you like? She's gonna hate you. Maybe try to kill you.

Steal a thing? Stealing is one crime, possession is another. So while you totally COULD steal a bar of gold from Fort Knox (assuming that the armed guards just ignored you because the crime being legal also means you are free from all danger of the attempt), you wouldn't be able to sell it, and 1 hour after the crime-spree ended the police would be knocked in your door and hitting you with weird criminal charges based around being in possession of a block of gold bullion that's supposed to be at Fort Knox.

>>737378052
2 chicks at the same time

>>737382927
Only if you can find a buyer.

>>737387437
Shit nigga, didn't realize you were a millionaire

>>737387437
f'n a man. f'n a

>>737387337
Your sharp edges man. Put em away.

>>737387405
this is why people wear masks

>>737387405
If these are purge rules, the whole possession argument is gone cause in the third movie there's a scene where they basically say "Yea, they can't daisy chain crimes to convict you"

Full scale war against my neighbors. One by one til they are gone.

Then I'll buy their land from the bank.

>>737387437

My sides

>>737378052
Nazi stuff.

>>737387018
>>737387189
>>737387337
Same person https://youtu.be/9ViOAUNuq58

If you live in America all you would be able to do is stay in your house. Way too many fucking guns out there to get away with anything and survive. If you live in the U.K. then you just have to wait around to get raped by sand niggers

>>737378052
masturbate on hot chicks with a mask on

>>737387671
Implying that all those guns are stopping the criminals already

>>737387679
Is that illegal

hook up with Ivanka Trump

>>737378052
Rub my asshole all over my neighbors car while hes outside cutting his grass at fucking 5 am that p.o.s

>>737387721
They are. There are thousands of instances every year in the US where citizens use their firearms in self defense or to stop a crime in progress.

I'd order 10 pizzas to somebody else's house
xddddddddddddd

>>737387729
yes.

>>737387734
Hook this nigga up to some car batteries and make Mike pence proud

>>737387721
So you don't think everybody would have their weapons out ready to shoot the first person that comes through the door? You sound like a snowflake

>>737387671
What is it with Arabs and the gay shit?

>>737378052
cybertheft. any other answer is some caveman level stupidity.

>>737387762
Is it even light out? Gotdamn fuck that guy!

>>737387826
*gay shit, goat fucking and pedophilia

>>737387888
Fucking checked.

>>737378052
Pee in public

>>737388362
I do this already. God gave us men penises for a reason. Mobile and stealthy pissing

>>737378052
rape, murder and steal obviously

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>>737386499

Walk around naked in public like it's a regular day and no different. Nothing else.

>>737383961
M . A . D . M . A . N

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MADMAN

Eat pizza backwards, crust to tip.

I'd download a car

>>737387018
idk, there's a lot of losers doing gay shit in prison

>>737389468
then get shot by someone cause you were making them gay by showing them your dick

>>737378052
Download some CP and see what all the fuss is about.

Fuck the shit out of the neighbours 12yo daughter as it certainly seems like she's gagging for it! The way she casually bends over with straight legs in those short skirts, and the way she casually gives me glimpses down her front. That little cocktease is begging for it, and I would be happy to oblige if there would be no consequences.

>>737382164
fuck you, this is the most disgusting thing i have seen during my 9 years on /b/

>>737378052
tear teh tags off my mattress

>>737387114
/b/ro...

>>737387127
politicians are high ranking government officials you fucknut.

>>737390825
thats only a crime if its not your mattress and its at the store.

drugs, steal some shit. maybe take out an individual but that's debatable.

>>737390881
fuck you my hopes and dreeeeeamssss!!!!!!

eat egg

eat a baby

>>737378052
Steal lots of money. You can then pay the right people do continue doing illegal things later on.

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>>737389734
youre insane

>>737378052
Steal a chocolat.

No maybe i wouldnt have the guts.

I would go to a state where marihuana is legal , get a shit ton, like a fuckin 18 wheeler trailer full, and drive it back to texas. Then i d cross the border to Mexico and get a shit load of blow and hookers, plus cigarettes and alcohol. While I'm at it I might just coyote some illegals across the border cuz there's damn good money in it

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>>737391371

That one cocktease with daddy issues down the road
Her dad is always drunk, shes barely 13 yet I hear she has fucked every teen boy in the neighborhood

But no sir, no adults

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>>737392770
Think about what you said for a second. 18 wheeler filled with marijuana. Do you know how much that costs? Furthermore, who's to say someone else can't steal it from you?