Ylyl but only ones you lost to.

>>737374807
>25-Hilarious-Dank-Memes

LOST

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>>737375176
better version

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>>737375401
nice

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>>737375176
>>737375401

>>737373674
at least it was a good start

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>>737375176
lost

>>737375176
>>737375401
Nah, "Long Yellow Things" is better.

if anyone bashing atheism wishes to debate me, please do

>>737375529
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>>737375075
Oh look, it's the US government.

>>737375764
Let's do it

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>>737375075
>>737375109
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>>737375616
Some Christfag super mad tonight.

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>>737374202
>religion of peace


>>737373674
I have a few if you don't mind me taking a dump in this thread.

>>737375810
when and where

>>737375869
Right here right now my man

>>737375920
ok, prove to me that god is real

>>737375962
Prove to me he isn't. Checkmate

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>>737375869
>>737375920

>>737375991
you are the one making the positive statement, therefore, you have the burden to prove your statement.

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https://youtu.be/shynN8rxKmc

>>737376091
Well first off we have the historical evidence shown and proven by the bible.

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>>737376158
please site what you're saying from a non bias website

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>>737376158

>>737376223
https://www.bible.com/

>>737376223
The writings of Tacitus and Josephus of Tarsus, you godless fucking heathen.

well this thread's completely gone to shit
no use anymore

>>737376290
Chuckled

FACT:
The only people stupid than those who are convinced their religious beliefs (be that theism or atheism) are correct are those willing to debate them.

>>737375529
>implying Castro and Guevara were bad

>>737376290
bible.com is defiantly a bias website, what isn't bias is science which proves that the universe was created with a rapid expansion of space and time.

>>737375920
Let's do it in a ylyl thread because our own might bring too much opposition and I'll lose!

>>737375962
>>737375991
schroedingers god.

>>737375572
No one cares christianfag

>>737375764
>>737375810
ugh please not on here though. I'm as Christian as they come but I want some good ol' YLYL to laugh my ass off to right now.

>>737376223
>> please site what you're saying from a non bias website
>>non bias website
>>website

>>737374202

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

>>737375858
please do.

>>737376158
i really really hope this is bait... for you.

Thread is fucking amazing. Please continue.

this thread is now a ylyl thread with this argument.

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>>737375572
Holy shit please be ironic.

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ITT:
Atheists and Christians sperg at each other
>mfw

>>737375805
>DeVry
He's better off gambling his money instead of spending it at that joke of a school.

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Best ylyl in ages

>>737376716
exactly, it's fucking hilarious

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>>737376104
I'd stop believing in God too if I was born without a chin

>>737376527
Kekd

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>>737376290

>>737376527
lost

>>737375991
If God is ever proven to exist then He will cease to exist.

>>737376914
worst one in the thread and thats saying something

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>>737376387
True

My mom always said arguing online is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded

>>737376158
Kekles. Please, share the evidence that made you believe in the existence of God, and a man written old book doesn't count, no matter how much said book says it is trustworthy.
Don't get me wrong, you can believe whatever you want, but you can't be surprisem when a part of the population says they need more proof than a book auto validating itself.

>>737376427
If I were the universe I'd do just that if the almighty commanded there to be light

>>737376154
Subbed

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this thread fucking sucks
this thread sucking fucks

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>>737375251
Nice. Fuck Mcdonalds and anyone who eats that trash.

>>737375858
>when the kush hits

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>>737377249
>bible is word of god
>not allowed to use the evidence I don't like
>atheist logic

>>737376058
Lost

>>737376427
https://www.bible.com/videos/3083-jesus-comforts-his-disciples-from-jesus-film-project
Let god comfort you as a disciple of his. Accept him into your life and your demons will be washed away.

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>>737377482

>>737377482
actually giraffes evolved long necks because the ones with short necks died, so only the ones with long necks got to fuck.

>>737375822
>two good guys

Not making a great case for athiesm here...

>>737377482
hi. Christianfag here. actually, they believe that accidental and random genetic mutations creating long necked giraffes were passed down because they were a superior trait. eventually, all giraffes had long necks. y'know, natural selection.

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>>737377482
>bible is word of god

The bible was written by people who didn't know where the sun went at night. Dipshit.

>>737377791
Admitting god created the Big Bang is admitting genesis is false. You can't just pick bits and pieces of the bible to believe. At least young earth creationists take it all the way, you fucks just pick the parts you like.
Oou I like this part about gay people being degenerates, but owning slaves is bad so we just won't talk about that.

>>737376949
Fake. Do the dumbfucks not haVe depth perception?

>>737377482
"C'mon, little kids, get on the van, I'm not going to kill you, you can ask my driver here."
"Is it true he is not going to kill us if get in the van, Mister driver?"
"Yes, of course, you can trust him. Hop in."
"Oh, okay, that's convincing"

>>737377720
Bait

>>737378065
>Noko
Jesus Christ the nostalgia

>>737376581
Nice try cutting the swedish flag as much as you could, faggot.

"yeah, that'll show those lib-tards! Rush will praise me on his radio show for this one!"

>>737378040
>haVe
>V
>five
>it will be 2am in 5 hours
>end of the world?

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>>737378030
The bible is the word of god.

>>737375558
I donb't get it?
What's the reference about?

>>737378038
The slavery often referred to by the bible is endentured servitude, quite different from the chattle slavery of the American south

>>737378030
dont forget about the morons which decided for the content.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_canon

nothing funnier than to point to this when jehovah's witnesseseses ringing.

droll

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>>737378231
Word by people, ABOUT god

>>737378190
Just how butthurt do you have to be to try to reel in an irrelevant radio host as a quip

>>737378315
How about when Solomon sacrifices a shit ton of animals so god gives him a wish? Sacrificing animals to god is wrong, but you get a free wish if you kill enough of em.

>>737378422
I wonder what Hitler's free wish was

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>>737378365
Bible is the word of God. This has been explained multiple times now.

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>>737378365
LOL this robber is genius lel xD

>>737378231
It says it on the bible. Also, it says on the bible that those who don't believe in it are fools, and I can't argue with that logic, I aint wanna be a fool, this book is pressuring me.

>>737373674
Fuck that actually got me

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>>737378493
Kek

>>737378669
lost

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>>737378584
How did god convey his 'word' to humanity then?

>>737378669
>I aint wanna be a fool

>>737378493
maybe he was the only person ever unlocking 2nd level.

>>737378065
i miss nigger walker so much

>>737378231
It is inspired by god

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>>737378807

>>737377080

Ayyy, this's from The Hitchikers Guide, right?

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>>737378807
You think I'm here to educate you?

>>737376581
Lost

>>737375787
this got me closer to laughing than any other post in this thread

>>737378807
Fucking hell, are you both still on this shit?

Here's a question for ya atheist fags: How did the universe, existing as a void in the very start, with completely motionless quantum fields, spontaneously gain energy potential without the action of an outside force?

I'f you wan't me to elaborate my question, then just ask. Because most atheists don't seem to deal with quantum mechanics to any significant extent.

Same question for you Christ-fags too, btw.

>>737378995
then you're fucking retarded

>>737376949
You have to be the dumbest motherfucker to mistake a Tv for irl

>>737377853
you think memes ever make "great cases"?

>>737378961
Absolutely not but you said that the bible is god's word, I would be skeptical about this due to the way god were to have allegedly conveyed his message.

>>737378422
Please quote scripture

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>>737379034
>existing as a void in the very start, with completely motionless quantum fields
>citation needed

>>737379034
>motionless
>fields
>spontaneously
no space no definition of motion and/or time. and btw no fields.

if you want to call quantum fluctuations god, im ok with it.

>>737375966
lost

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>>737379034
It wasn't a void, it was pure energy. It's impossible to have nothing, so there was something. It then expanded and created fields, etc...

Also glad youre the forerunner of quantum mechanics when we still don't fully understand them yet. You filthy buttturd

>>737378961
At least they did something productive and went pretty far with it

>>737378365
holy fuck i lost so bad with this one

>>737378277
>not knowing greenman

>>737379329
Kings: 4 The king went to Gibeon to offer sacrifices, for that was the most important high place, and Solomon offered a thousand burnt offerings on that altar. 5 At Gibeon the Lord appeared to Solomon during the night in a dream, and God said, “Ask for whatever you want me to give you.”

For all you atheists pushing evolution etc.

Lets take a poisonous snake for example:

The DNA to create the poison producing glands and the container to hold it, are useless without a hollow fang to inject it.

Hollow fang, is useless without venom for it to inject, without venom sac etc., hollow fang is a huge negative, since it breaks much easier.

Number of DNA strands required to create all of the above, = huge.

Something had to design it atheist fags, because random mutations sure can't account for it.

>>737379599
>oh_no_its_retarded.jpg

>>737379561 they were high as fuck trust no one

If I shit in one hand and pray to God in the other guess which one gets filled first.

>>737379599
This guy gets it

>>737378949
Is he able to walk?

>>737379561
>Christfags actually believe sacrificing 1000 animals will get them a f r e e wish
Holy shit how can anyone be this dumb

>>737379599
>DNA strands
DNA is double-stranded, so two strands dumbass
DNA content is based on the number of base pairs

>>737378065
>tfw athiest and still say bless you when people sneeze
gesundheit just sounds so weird

>>737378848
proof that there is no god?

>>737375212
Word play always gets me

>>737379561
What bible are you reading, 1 kings chapter 4 is just about all the cool shit Solomon had

>>737375214
He never said that. Fyi

>>737379970
What?

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>>737380141
Revised new testament. It also mentions how its ok for priests to molest kids

>>737380141
1 kings 3: 4-5 my nig

>>737379117
I think your mom makes a great case for me to store my dick in

>>737375529
>implying anyone but pol pot was bad

>>737376785
Genuine laugh

>>737379561
This is why esoteric cheistianity is the sickest shit. These guys will actually try to sacrifice animals to god to get his approval and practice the summonings in Solomon's Lesser Key. Ask /x/ about it it's dope >>737379599

>>737377482
This actually isn't the theory of evolution. Take anthropology tard

>>737379902
Really i thought it was because it caused large dangoues animals to not fear people so you fucking bears in your local playground.

>>737380557
Explain?

>>737380335
Thank, old testiment yahweh is an interesting fellow I'll admit that

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>>737380557
This was definitely god's work. After he killed a few thousand people with cancer (obviously because they were terrible people) he fucked with these cars

>>737377398
you mean majority of america?

>>737378961
Hitler wasn't and atheist...

>>737380557
what caused this?

>>737380460
virtual high five *smack* ha got em!

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>>737379414
lol dumbass

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>>737378584
Nice technique anon.

>>737380803
>>737380652
Don't you guys see, it was gods plan to fuck with these cars
On a serious note, I have no clue but I heard those cars had a few recalls

>>737373674
>>737374807
>>737375176
You jews need to step up your bait game. Atheism is not impressed.

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>>737377388
>whats the ass called dude
>the ass

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>>737373674
You should be ashamed of yourself if you actually lost to that.

>>737379347
Well a void is defined as an absence of matter.
And matter is the ephiphenomena of occilations in a quantum field (according to quantum field theory).
So then the only way a void can exist is for there to be a motionless set of quantum fields.

>>737379350
Motionless in the sense that the oscillation required for interaction or "motion" such as forces and behavior of matter are not occurring because the net energy is Zero.

Field in the same sense that a magnetic field exists. A field being the presense of a "substance" that permiates reality and which can interact with matter, and matter with it; as well as being able to interact with other fields.

Spontaneous in the sense that for no explainable reason (due to assuming the non-existence of any gods) the net energy of the system will increase by an amount.

>if you want to call quantum fluctuations god, i'm OK with it.
I like to think of it as the ocean God was hovering over before starting creation. The absence of all things, still motionless and chaotic. Preceding existence itself.

>>737379414
>It wasn't a void, it was pure energy.
that is assuming that that point from which the universe began in the big bang theory was always there. Some models of the universe and it's start note that the universe may not have originated from a magical ball of energy that came from nowhere, but rather that the Magnetic and Boson Quantum Fields Began to oscillate violently and thus cause the perceived expansion from an energy-dense point. Space being an illusion or hologram of the oscillations of these fields and the expansion of space being an illusion as well.

> It's impossible to have nothing, so there was something.
Same argument can be applied to God. Now you suddenly feel the compulsion to say that is not the case right? Same logic, different context.
Cont->

>>737379599
>because random mutations sure can't account for it
Be they can. That's the point. Here's the fucking difference between Christians and atheists. Christians have ONE FUCKING TEXT to base their assumptions on. Any of us can become experts in it in a matter of weeks. Science has thousands upon thousands of books to study, and very few people are experts outside of their own field.

If you don't actually understand evolution, don't fucking use it in your argument.

>>737379034
Energy potential is measure of a system.

Quantum vacuums are not systems.

Our models can't explain what the pre-big bang conditions were because they weren't created to do so. It's like asking a toaster why it can't make slushies, if it's not designed for the task then it's stupid to propose that it's inability to perform the task is somehow supportive of the idea the task is impossible.

Relying on intuition from experience with models which describe entirely different circumstances is stupefyingly simplistic and serves only to prove how incapable of logical argument you are.

Scientists are ok with an "I don't know", Christians, on the other hand, are not, and should not be, afforded this luxury especially when they must reject scientific principles to do so.

its a shame this thread got jacked by a bunch of godfags

>>737375221
lost

>>737381134
Cont->
You can beleive that to be the case, but it will be no more supported by physicists than the presumption that there existed a void. Both are unsubstantiated and unsubstantiable claims.

>>737381134
>>737381154
>>737381197
Pro tip if you are going to put this much text as a response to an annon. you might as well just post it on your facebook page instead so people can scroll past when they see a fedora in your avatar.

>>737375214
Fake as fuck. What the fuck is with all the fake Einstein quotes constantly being posted across the internet?

>>737380500
>communist

kys

>>737375242
There's no way to prove God exists. No credible evidence of any such thing. All religion is a mental poison, and we need to educate the masses so they don't succumb to superstition and bronze age fairytales.

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>>737381364
fuck you and your pro tip
Physics > Religion

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>>737376290
lost

>>737381364
Not a fedora fag, but that's a solid burn.

>>737381134
This is pure, uncut autistim

>>737375164
I feel bad for slightly chuckling.

>>737375400
Wrong. We don't know what was before the Big Bang because we haven't been able to observe any evidence of it. Its a blank space on the page.

Unlike you religious morons we don't just make up bullshit and fairytales to fill in the gaps of what we don't understand. At most we develop hypothesis based on observation and proven science, and then test those hypothesis as best we can. Science is constantly proving, disproving, and reinventing itself.

Religion kills those who try or they split off into their own demented version of it.

People say this is the future but that can't be true with the majority of people believing in something that can be traced all the way back to the stone age

>>737375529
You're conflating atheism with Communism. Atheism didn't guide them to commit atrocities, fanatical thinking and ignorance did, just like in religion.

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Blah blah God is real blah blah no higher power exists blah blah who the fuck cares

>>737381197
>Our models can't explain what the pre-big bang conditions were because they weren't created to do so. It's like asking a toaster why it can't make slushies, if it's not designed for the task then it's stupid to propose that it's inability to perform the task is somehow supportive of the idea the task is impossible.
then why do some atheists keep treating it like that is the case, like science can prove the non-existence of God?

>Relying on intuition from experience with models which describe entirely different circumstances is stupefyingly simplistic and serves only to prove how incapable of logical argument you are.
Same case for most atheists (including you i assume, since you responded)

>Scientists are ok with an "I don't know", Christians, on the other hand, are not, and should not be, afforded this luxury especially when they must reject scientific principles to do so.
Scientists are ok with an "I don't know", Atheists, on the other hand, are not, and should not be, afforded this luxury especially when they must reject scientific principles to do so.

The funny thing is that no matter what way you phrase it, it is as true as the original phrase. That's some nice cognitive supremacism you got there btw.

Here is something for you to ponder since i probably won't respond because it is now bed time:
Ultimately the God question is an unprovable theorem, as there is evidence both for and against such a theory. Yet Atheists will act like their presumptions are scientific while the Christian's are not. Even though both sides are completely irrational and illogical in their presumptions. Neither will admit it though.

>>737381454
no we kill you, that's how this works

>>737378365
Fucking classic!

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>>737381745
>future
its the present

>>737375572
This is the dumbest one so far and just shows how sociopathic and evil the religious are.

An atheist will tell you, I don't need an imaginary friend to tell me all these things are wrong. I have basic human decency and empathy.

The idea that all that is keeping you from raping children and murdering people is fear of divine retribution is frankly insane and terrifying.

>>737381592
Thanks for noticing senpai!

>>737381927
Lost

>>737374202
>land of the she-man
IT HAS A PENIS SO ITS A HE!!
ONLY A HE!!!
A MAN!!!

>>737380943
GTFO, kiddo

>>737379869
No one has tried it since.
How are you sure that is not the case?

>>737377791
Fundamentally wrong and logically flawed throughout. The religious can't be expected to form logical arguments though, look at the insane bullshit they believe even in the face of overwhelming scientific evidence.

I think a lot of people have the wrong idea of what it means to be an Atheist, and so do Atheists themselves. Being an Atheist is basically like, not being a boy scout member. You have different divisions in boy scouts like bear, cubs, tigers, etc and then you have people that aren't even boy scouts. Religious people claim that their god is real, atheist people just ask for evidence. No one can't disprove God, just like no one can disprove Unicorns. But that doesn't make them any more real. If you're going to make a claim, then cite evidence for the claim.

>>737375787
>>737375822

Lol kill yourself faggots.

>>737378584
No, its the world of a few Babylonian priests who indoctrinated the Judaic tribes living in their borders to better control them, mixed with a bunch of bullshit thrown together centuries later by the Roman Council of Nicea. It has been nothing more than folklore and mind control since the beginning.

At most it is the scribblings of primitives who didn't know where the sun went at night and thought schizophrenics were prophets.

>>737375214
Einstein never said that. Whats up with this christfag spam?

>>737378961
Hitler was catholic you moron.

>>737373674
That is the funniest pic I've seen in yonks

>>737382594
Son became a priest, changed his name

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>>737375787

TFW a butthurt Athifag realizes he belongs to an organized religion.

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>>737382673

>>737375572
>must me okay

Indeed please contonder

>>737375822
So what you are saying is... Hitler was the manifestation of God's will on earth. it. Seig hail

>>737376058
Tfw no cuti to forgotten weapons and chill

>>737375335
This makes me want to kill myself it's so bad.

>>737375752
Why is 911 the smallest font? Wouldn't that be the most important information on the sign?

>>737381669
Don't worry anon, you're not alone. We all want to kill ourselves.

Why do atheists always look like such stereotypical neckbeards?

>>737381859
I don't claim philosophical superiority, but then again science can't either. Everything in science is based on inductive reasoning, and inductive reasoning is, by it's very nature, always circular.

There are satisfying explanations as to the origins and evolution of the universe granted by many different worldviews. I tend to side with the side which causes me the least amount of cognitive dissonance, and for me that answer is purely materialistic.

The point of my last post was to call someone out on their bullshit, when they were pretty much swinging their dick around by throwing out concepts that they don't understand. You can accept the big bang and say that God caused it. If that's a satisfactory explanation for you then sobeit. I'm satisfied by saying "I don't know" because I don't really lose sleep at night wondering which sky daddy is going to be judging me when I kick the bucket.

Science is a matter of convenience, it provides entirely logical explanations and substantiates itself quite fully if I ever do want to look in to something. As stupid as I sound when I say it, I'm putting my trust in the guys whose wet dreams include them proving the last guy wrong and being forever remembered. Science is pretty safe to rely on since everyone is out to disprove, debate, and argue with everyone rlse. They figure out the irrelevant shit so I don't have to.

>>737378669
Pressured by a book. Kek

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>>737381957
From where I standard you are all fucking morons for even trying to debate 2 incompatible subjects.
Actually you are idiots for even debating anything because its the biggest waste of time/pointless ego stoke.
>Most of all ylyl thread faggot POST SOME FUNNY SHIT OR GTFO!

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yall are some queerfags bruv, trust

agnostic master race reporting in

>>737383273
but home come they for saw wise and counted it as well, it's is silly for finding them. this is why or jacks and jobs find to hell sometimes times its's so before i can't find before the first to so second

>>737379599
Venom sacs are found in many animals without needing hollow fangs - they aren't "useless" without fangs to deliver the toxin. A gila monster or komodo dragon has the same evolutionary ancestor as snakes and can deliver venom without hollow teeth. In humans, our own salivary glands produce saliva, which has enzymes that can break down starches - not unlike a very weak venom.

As for hollow fangs, there are many different fang systems in snakes - not all of them are hollow and inject venom, some just hold the prey while the venom glands secrete venom and chewing does the actual "injection". But snakes are unique in that the fangs always start in the rear of the mouth when the snake is in embryo, then the fangs will move forward to their final resting spot during development. The mutation that could occur is that fangs that didn't move far from the venom sacs could allow for more direct injection of the venom (think like a poison-dipped blade) and the fangs later evolved to a more lethal delivery system with hollow cavities for the venom to move directly into the prey.

In short, your line of logic is flawed when you assume that all mutations must be good, that a complex system evolves all at once instead of components evolving over time into a system, and that DNA mutations are like computer code where to make a change, a ton of complex changes need to occur.

>>737383510
Agnosticism answers an entirely different question than whether or not you believe a god exists. It deals only with whether or not you believe it can be KNOWN that a god exists.

You can be an agnostic Christian, or you could be an agnostic atheist.

>>737375764
>homoalert

>>737377745
retard

>>737375109
Nice grammar you illiterate piece of trash

>>737377699
Fuck you nigger. Hitler shouldn't have stopped till he got rid of you fucks too.

>>737376330
For good measure, don't forget the many archeological discoveries made from following historical location and clues in the old testament lend a little authenticity and credibility to SOME of the original bible.

Obviously that doesn't prove everything, but it lends some validity to the book.

In reality god can only exist anymore in the form of yogis (universe experiencing itself unfiltered, subjectively... essentially a body that is a shell for cosmic divinity to reach is through)

>>737375616
Dammit. I have that same fedora.
Welp, Im gonna go kms now

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>>737383819
I'm agnostic because I believe a god may or may not exist and there's many potential religions to choose from so I just follow morals that make me comfortable and if there's a god it would be cool if he thought I was cool and if not there's not.

I'm neither atheist or religious. I just don't choose to devote myself to any one dogma.

>>737378038
The Edda describe the Big Bang, as does Taoism, far before modern science came up with the Big Bang Theory.
>>737382251
>logically flawed
Like assuming the people to come up with metaphysical thought that then became watered down to mass religion are equal to the retards of your limited personal life examples, real or otherwise? You're a hypocritical piece of shit and intellectually an ant.

>>737378848

put that woman down like she clearly deserves and never post on this site again

>>737384515
I fap to his bitches pics three times a week fuck you

>>737378607
>>737379536
>>737381923

When did LG hire paid shills for this board?

>>737375449
Hahaha

>>737383229
Because it's not a legit sign.

>>737381506
too bad theres watermarks everywhere

>>737376914
>>737377096
Idk I remember old days of 4chan with shit like this, and I still find it funny. Although I'm not edgy sperglords like you newfags.

>>737381906
WOW. that actually made me sad

>>737384660
then save the pics and keep your gross haggard old woman fetish to your damn self fuck you

>>737376773
always gets me

>>737384911
That's really really blasphemous.

>>737382072
What if it is a girly looking dick?

>>737385024
lol you need to quit worrying about how tough eighth grade will be after summer break

>>737385165
Im going into the 9th grade you fucking faggot
Know what youre talking you dumb jew nigger

>>737379599
YOU CANNOT DISPROVE NATURAL SELECTION


YOU

CANNOT

DISPROVE

NATURAL

SELECTION

>>737375858
Goddamn that's funny

>>737379599
Darwin

>>737375743
>if you dont like what i like, fuck off
>im too nice

>>737376905
Kek

>>737375251
The most perfect ad placement in the universe

>>737385697
sucks dick

>>737379961
I say "Excuse yourself you fucking disgusting shitbag."

>>737377745
thats not how it works go back to preschool biology class lsoer

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>>737375176
lost

>>737376865
What about white ones

>>737376732
when they ask you to enable autonomous but you haven't tested it

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>>737376058

>>737381906
The other caption was funnier.

>>737378315
Lol 14 year olds here in the summer don't understand that much nuance bro slavery=whites owning blacks and it is bad that's literally all they know about it. Not the other cultures, or the Barbary slave trade, impressment into the royal Navy or indentured servants or any other system that we consider slavery today but isn't white on black chattel slavery

>>737378422
Sacrificing animals to God is wrong? According to who PETA? Sacrificing animals to other Gods sure or false idols but God got animals sacrificed to Him plenty and even asked for a few personally

>>737382169
i-is that a best buy bathroom?

>>737379936
Doesn't disprove disprove or refute a single thing anon said