rekt thread?

looking for the guy with no jaw, and a shotgun giving a thumbs up. Thought I saved it, guess not

>>737370697
dont have it, dont think i even saw it

>>737370295
how many fucking rekt threads do you psychopaths need, ffs? go drink some baby blood or something

>>737371538

holy shit lmao did the faggot in the beginning have superhuman speed or some shit

>>737371217

try some better bait next time

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Anyone have snippy the mouse?

>>737371769
ONSPEED

>>737371538
I'm always so sad when they don't stop moving by the end.

>>737370295
>ATHF in real life

Holy shit dude. I know it's fucked but good god that was funny

>>737372121
does anyone know why people do that shaky twitchy thing while they are dying? plz explain i am new

>>737372410
ever heard of seizure's anon

>>737372410
Brain injury, it's a convulsion. Usually called posturing.

It's also not a sure sign of death.

>>737372410
It's because of severe trauma

Could any of you degenerates explain what you get out of rekt threads? Is it a fetishistic thing or sadism or do you just find them funny? I've seen anons say that they're desensitising themselves for the future but I don't quite get that.
>inb4 le morbid curiosity

>>737372410
Dying is a really broad word.

Brain trauma is a better word to use. He's shaking all over the fucking place because his cerebellum got rekt when he hit his head on the ground, which is responsible for movement.

The frontal lobe is also responsible for movement, but when a concussion like this happens, the brain bounces everywhere and there's really nowhere in his brain that's not damaged.

He's either an immobilized vegetable or he's dead now.

>>737370679
holy fuck what an asshole

>>737372326
Did the guy in the car live?
That was an epic fucking jump by the bus.
I need details!

>>737372410
Agonal respiration/convulsions. Basically means your brain is dying and is firing nerve impulses randomly.

Ergo, twitchy-twitchy.

>>737372777
Are you kidding me 777

>>737372777
sauce?

>>737372724
It's because it shows how the world without any filter, censoring or sugar coating. Also because im a sadist and like to see people suffer. But that's besides the point.

>>737371538
Now he can sue the store for his injuries.

>>737372410
It's an base motor instinct to keep us from drowning in shallow water when we're unconscious.

>>737372724
morbid curiosity

>>737372724
I witness the deaths of these unfortunate souls as a testament to their lives. In rekt, they die, typically, in freak accidents. This could happen to any of us at any time. Every day that passes is one day closer to our inevitable deaths, and I choose to make myself comfortable with that fact by witnessing the senseless deaths of others.

Watching 'em go out, as silly, and embarassing, and senseless as their deaths typically are, is my attempt to honor their lives, and my own.

Or something like that. I'm sure there are just some sick puppies here who get off to it, but that's my reason.

Though sometimes I do enjoy a dark chuckle.

>>737372748
You can get the same kind of posturing/seizures without permanent injury. All it takes is for a few pathways to get stunned to trigger a seizure with posturing.

Kid is displaying decerebrate positioning, or the fencing response. That indicates either permanent damage to the lower cerebrum/brain stem, or just a temporary 'stun' caused when some of the neural pathways are stretched a little too far. Generally a sign of a really bad hit, and it can just as easily be exceedingly fatal or just a mild concussion.

Look at that video where the chick gets hit on the head with the log and starts the same stuff...that's decerebrate. She wasn't going to come back from that one. The blow to the top of her head was so heavy that it caused collapse of her midbrain.

>>737371217
Hang yourself faggot

>>737371217
Baby blood gives me heartburn. Shoulda had a V8

>>737372370
I hope the idiot lives and suffers from being a piece of shit for the rest of his life.

>>737373127
Surely some scumbag lawyer will take the case.

Guys pls help I was lying sideways in bed and yawned and a tear started gliding out of my eye towards the middle of my nose cavity, then it glided into my other eye and it started itching and hurting like crazy, I tried washing my face and eyes but the pain refuses to go away

please /b/, I know it's irrelevant to this thread but wtf should I do?? it hurts as I'm writing this

>>737374336
Scoop your eye out using a spoon and inspect it to see if you've got some shit in your eye.

>>737374448
>>737374336
Also, post results.

>>737372777
How did this even happen?
Flexed so hard his intestines popped out or what?

>>737374336
close your eye, the tear probably picked up salt as it traveled, you'll be fine.

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>>737374336
Gently flush your eye with warm water. Don't rub it, blink slowly, and let the water do it's work.

Best pray you didn't scratch a cornea when you started freaking out, dummy.

lol JK go headbutt a spindle

>>737372724
You know honestly, I don't feel great about it, but it does have some redeeming values.

The main thing is, really is usually so hidden from us. Most of the people in our lives try to sugar coat things from when we are young. Some people even deny that certain things go on in the world. Seeing these threads, I always think to myself, "well, I guess I should look twice before crossing the street", "I guess escalators and elevators can be dangerous", "I guess there are people out there beheading people". It makes me think twice in these situations. It makes me more confident when people start arguing whether it's dangerous to vacation in mexico and I want to throw in my two cents.

Seeing a kid fall off an escalator and die may seem morbid, but you can bet if I'm ever bringing kids up an escalator, after seeing a thread like this, I'll pay fucking attention to what those little monkeys are up to, and me viewing this shit may therefore save a life.

On top of that, watching how quickly and easily life can be struck out of someone makes me appreciate it that much more.

>>737374448
i can't, the spoon really hurt and I had to stop myself from screaming, my eye is really red right now and I think it's infected

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bootin

>>737374819
>that guy in yellow that shows up and stands there
wtf? it's like he's in shock and disbelief, if I saw that I'd want the fuck outta there

>>737371538
Why is everyone on the phone? The clerk and both robbers.

>>737374897
>filename not niggerabortion.webm

>>737374650
is boiling tea water warm enough?? our normal water dispenser is unable to make warm water and my dad is making tea, I can ask him for some

>>737374819
Let's see...
>Security footage filmed from a phone off of a monitor
>Chinese script
>White hallway
>Oblivious Chinaman

Yup. Somebody's getting stabbed.

>>737372117
thats pretty hot

>>737370295
I'm glad the driver made it, what was the fucking motorcycle guy thinking?

>>737372724
I'm going into veterinary school, and while I have no trouble with gore, I want to be absolutely sure that I won't freak out in my first surgery. whenever that may be.
also, sometimes the videos are funny.

>>737372777
Damn

>>737372724
Because who gives a shit? Not even trying to be edgy, but who cares what happens to some random cunt?

>>737372800
well, the title of the news says "Accident that left 3 dead people is under investigation" so I highly doubt anyone got out of that bus-decap alive

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>>737374980
hehe

>>737372724
for a laff

>>737371538
gosh, i hate negroes

>>737371970
You're a monster.

>>737372724
I went in here thinking, "what are some things to avoid" or "happen that idk about" like that kid skateboarding, im wearing a helmet damnit!

>>737372777
>1496026505124.webm
What an asshole