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>>737362195
Why is there a white tree growing out of his penis?
>>737362030
why is medical stuff so hot
>>737362330
it's a cum tree. it's very rare. They only last a few seconds before falling into white liquid on the ground.
>>737362030
Create your own online store http://ezloom.com
omg are those badgers in the op
>>737362836
fuck off shill
>>737362628
Pretty cool. I want to grow one now. Where do you get cum seeds?
>>737363230
No those are attack helicopters
>>737363230
All the badgers died.
>>737363486
Oh, what a shame.
>>737363595
No survivors.
>>737363230
Would you want to be 'em?
>>737363829
M-maybe...
>>737363780
Don't be sad. Have a badger
i'd be the badgers in op
>>737364137
Would you help out a horny werewolf?
>>737364363
i would, for science
>>737363984
got any more of this guy?
>>737363984
A slice of cheese doesn't seem like a reasonable cover to lie on.
>>737364363
who wouldn't
>>737364518
I literally just searched for badger and found this pic, got no idea who the guy is
>>737364529
How dare you question this badger's choice in sexually identifying as a sandwich.
>>737364498
>>737364529
What if it turned out when werewolves cum, they'll just keep going and cum again and keep going unless they cum inside something? And if the more they cum, the more aggressive and feral they get?
>>737364647
does this turn into an endless cycle?
>>737363387
you get them usually from the balls of a male.
>>737364363
I honestly don't think anyone here would turn that down.
>>737364645
It's not a sandwich though, it's a badger.
>>737364647
That's almost frightening.
>>737364785
No, unless you offer your mouth, perhaps. And then you would probably end up full for hours.
>>737364830
Leave the him alone! He just wants to live happily as a sandwich!
>>737364934
i still feel like i'd do it if it's not an endless cycle or if i wouldn't end up getting killed doing it
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
>>737365186
I thought it was clear he stops if he gets to be inside something! Anyway, slut!
>>737365260
my brain is having trouble processing things at the moment
>Anyway, slut!
werewolves are hot
hands free fapping
>>737365429
Anything can be hot if portrayed the right way, ever fapped to a shoelace? Yummy
>>737365429
Do you have a Skype?
>>737365529
Hey! Fucking A!
>>737365529
sup
>>737365535
i can't say i have
>>737365544
no, i stopped using skype when i heard of discord, do you have that? steam works too.
>>737365590
Hello!~
>>737365665
Evidently /b/ stopped autobanning certain phrases.
>>737365665
Me neither but I'm sure there must be something for shoelace lovers out there
I wish for more badgers.
>>737365665
Sigh. My steam is in the email field.
>>737365885
*whispers* mushroom mushroom...
>>737365714
How is the normie life~?
>>737365714
i wasn't aware, i don't really post what i guess are autobanned phrases
>>737365920
added
>>737365885
>
>>737365983
Despite the fact that I miss doing psychotropic drugs every two weeks, pretty much the same. I'm a dad now. Fuckin' weird, mang.
>>737366164
everything went to shit when moot jewed out
>>737366280
>Implying drugs aren't normie
Still oh God, I can't wrap my head around that. Even though there's Nefel. Are you happy?
>>737366280
wasn't that like, day 1
>>737365730
Bring me food.
>>737362576
because in that situation you have a usually dominant predator being completely submissive and docile?
that's the turn on for me, at least.
>>737366423
Have I ever been happy?
Wait, why am I asking you this?
I don't even know anymore.
I guess I can find comfort in the fact that I'm at a point in my life where I won't ever search for another career, I'll be living with the same two individuals for the next eighteen years, minimum, my friendships have finally deteriorated and I'll never be forced to grow as a person and slowly stagnate as far as hopes and dreams go.
Short answer; Yeah, probably.
I'm not unhappy. I'm living the American dream.
pls kil me
also; do you have any of my old folders? long shot, but I keep bricking hard drives like an asshole and losing everything
>>737366838
May as well be at this point.
>>737367174
I'll see if I can bring some spinach from the greenhouse tomorrow
>>737367230
i dunno something about the whole medical aspect of it
back before I had access to porn I used to jack off to biology books, that might be why
hello drunky
>>737367655
Hey, buddy. I've missed you <3
How's been?
bump for butts
>>737367866
right, this is still a furthread. Sorry.
>>737367791
missed you too big man
just enjoying a summer break, about to go upstairs and watch curb your enthusiasm with my parents
hope you're doing alright
>>737367297
So hungry...
>>737367272
I like your insightfulness. I wish we had more things in common.
>it's a long shot
Not for me. Actually, this like the third time I offer you this folder and you lose it-- your Marshal Lee folder.
I fondled a rack today
butts?
>>737368203
Don't worry, I'll go sleep now to make the spinach delievery faster. Goodnight
>>737368281
Yess
yes, butts!
>>737368164
Glad you're off for the summer. I am as well, but on the other side of things.
Enjoy the show, and enjoy the time with your folks. You never know when you're not going to get that privilege again. Tell them you love them, regardless of how hard your dad looks at the floor with his head in his hands.
I'm doing fine. No better, no worse. Life's a fuckin' trip, dude, especially with a miniature you moving in on your wifes rack. Really puts shit into perspective.
This time, I decided to just not fuck with my OS, so I'll probably be around for a little longer. Catch up soon, yeah?
>>737368214
Right, I got that from you last time. Any chance you'll just post it publicly? I don't have steam or.. well, anything, installed on this new drive.
>>737368638
>a miniature you moving in on your wifes rack. Really puts shit into perspective.
Powerful
Hope to see you around more often. I'm on Discord and shit too nowadays.
Anyone feeling horny and deprived enough to fuck a femboy through kik?
i hope not
^
>>737368638
Why would I mind posting it? It just took a while to upload because internet in Argentina is piss poor and it WAS uploaded in Dropbox, but it seems the site was took down exactly one day ago... huh. Anyway, I hope you remember it was only like 20 pics.
https://mega.nz/#!QIkElQpZ!Rdtl7UcCGndCjF1DoCD_JyvIcO6JH_cVAO9MGlnWXVE
>>737368904
>pic
I'd love to have a personal trainer like him
>>737368962
Idunno man my self esteem is pretty low at this point
>>737369038
Yeah, no, I remember. It's only been a few months since I did this. I really appreciate it.
>>737369168
Gay.
>>737369173
whose rack did you fondle?
>>737369205
No problem. Glad my museum- nay, mausoleum, of files is useful.
>>737369333
I forgot how fucking young I look when I shave.
I was fucking trashed that night, too.
>>737369307
yep
>>737369368
yes!
>>737369333
this cute little thing
>>737369477
When were you not?
>>737369585
Oh fuck, that is smoking hot.
>>737369609
Holy shit, how many of these do you have?
And that's a loaded question
>>737369491
Touch penises.
>>737369685
Oh, thousands. Plural. I'm sure you're interested in you, though. Those are twenty.
>>737369658
She's heavy.
>>737369933
You could even say thicc.
>>737369989
THICC
slurp
>>737369368
Where can I get one
>>737371017
>>737371741
it's time for your dicking.
>>737371814
What it do?
>>737371969
Sorry to disappoint, but I don't take it up the ass.
>>737372024
You take it way up the ass.
>>737372024
What it do??
more bowser cumming
>>737372387
Hows it going
>>737372382
No slang, then? I guess living in Cali again is getting to me.
>>737372629
English please?
>>737368281
I want to shove my nose into that delicious little crevice and breath in real hard.
>>737369888
Well, narcissism is one of my most shining qualities.
>>737372762
What are you going on about? I'm writing in English, aren't I?
"How's it going?" is what I asked, basically.
>>737368377
These faces are mad fucked. Hard blush is a sharleton scam ffs
>>737368904
>1plate
C'MON!
>>737373053
You wouldn't want to see all of it, though. Like that time you posted your dick.
>>737373112
Oh. Commiserating with Zary.
>>737373112
ay papi, hola
>>737373243
I don't know who that is. Enjoying yourself?
>>737373275
Why though.
>>737373373
He posted in this very thread baka. Yes, though.
>>737373494
Jesus fucking christ, delete this.
>>737373243
did I post my dick?
Yeah, I'd rather you just not share that again.
Granted, I posted a lot of peoples dicks and claimed them as my own.
I remember that day. I was fired shortly thereafter.
Whatever, Taco Bell can go fuck itself.
>>737373609
You only have yourself to blame.
>>737373610
You even posted your tits. Granted, they were like burned so it was interesting to see. It wasn't as clear why you posted your girlfriend's tits, though.
>>737373730
Just how much do you save? I can't even begin to imagine how many caps or images you have of me :I
And I did a quick search and saw who Zary was. Never talked to them before, no wonder I don't know who they are.
>>737372459
sleepy
>>737373969
Then get some sleep
>>737372676
more?
>>737373914
My tits do not surprise me, my girlfriends tits, however, that's wigging me out a bit. please repost so I can confirm which girlfriend.
Also fucking Katia. I can't help but laugh at that image, but fuck that, I liked my old office.
>>737373946
Some of what you post is quite flattering.
>>737374037
soon
>>737374072
This is the least explicit one, because vaginas are icky.
>>737374212
Yeah, that's my wife.
Go ahead and delete that when the timer runs
>>737374288
Oh, okay. You must have been quite drunk.
>>737374104
I can imagine. I posted more often and less cynically. Especially around you back then. Sheesh, I hope it doesn't make you puke at the pure sappiness of it.
>>737374385
That's a recent (year or so ago) photo, too, so that had to have happened during my last escapade here. Oh well, there's no defining features or anything. I really should stop shitposting when I'm drinking.
>>737374510
I meant flattering as in your drawing was good! You do not make me puke. In fact, one time I was pretty sad and filled up the word limit bawling in Spanish and you listened to me, so I appreciate it.
>>737374542
Yup. That sure killed the mood, jaja. It's all fun and games until remembering someone stops being flattering.
>>737374675
I'm just impressed with how much you catalog. You can't possibly do it for everyone, though, do you?
Or do you just pick specific posts you like?
Or posts specific people make?
>>737374846
I pick posts I like, and save what other people have screenshooted, just because it's a reflex. It takes just a second. So it pretty much includes something about everyone, just because of what other people might save. Doesn't mean I'm interested in everyone.
>>737374675
I have a condition, I think it's called "being empathetic". :P
No, but seriously, I imagine that it's changed at least a little since then, no? I mean, these are caps that you must have from what... '14, '15?
Seriously though, where can I get that dog dick pipe
>>737375248
From the dog dick pipe store.
>>737375165
Try 2011. But yes, you've changed. So have I, though.
>>737375366
And where might I find said store
>>737375602
Jesus... it's been so long, hasn't it?
I'm actually somewhat curious about just what dirt you have on me. I'm sure I would cringe at most of what you've saved.
>>737375851
Sorry to disappoint, but the rest of it is drawings. I suppose you would cringe at some of your sketches, though.
>>737376026
Oh! Well, I would definitely cringe much more at whatever I may have posted or sent before than my drawings. Those are always hit or miss
>>737376240
You sound disappointed you didn't cringe.
>>737376377
I'm sure it's just the avatar I'm using. I'm more glad that there isn't as much evidence out there of shit I said/did when I was younger.
Actually if I could get my ex to burn the letter she has that I wrote her I would be quite happy.
Hi guys
>>737372105
>>737376636
Ouch. How was that?
>>737376700
Hello... Louis? Didn't think you'd be back.
>>737376784
How was what? How was it that I wrote her a letter?
>>737369368
Forgive me for not understanding but why would I ever want something glass and hollow in my ass? Not too eager to be the next 1 guy 1 jar.
Also, I don't need diesel fuel to give my rocket ship a lift.
>>737377002
It's Luis. Why wouldn't I be back? Am I not liked anymore?
>>737377034
Well I just meant, is there a story behind that? I understand it might be hurtful though.
>>737377059
If it isn't cracked and it's triple blown that shit's safer to use than plastic.
I would know I have a collection of glass blown sex toys. They're like works of art.
>>737377137
I know it's Luis, but it's pronounced Louis, so it makes more sense for me to write it that way!
And I just meant most people disappear after their first couple of tries. 99% of posters don't stick around.
>>737377149
Oh. Well, I have no idea as to what the contents of that letter are, but I'm almost certain that it was probably written while we were dating. And if that's true, then the contents are more than likely full of the sappiest, most rose colored bullshit of the type that only a blinded fool could write.
So yeah, I would like that wiped away.
>>737377393
Oh alright. I've been here for a couple threads and you guys seem alright so I'm planning to stick around for a while unless you all want me to go.
>>737377467
That sounds kind of sweet. I am only acquainted with the "please come back, my ex" kind of letter, so I expected worse, really. I write sappy shit every day.
>>737368904
always anon, depravity like that stays with you
Meowwwww
>>737377708
Eh, I don't know if it could get much worse than that for me. At least the "please come back" stuff would mean that I'm in a mindset where the stuff I'd done before still feels justified, because I clearly want back into that world.
Now, knowing that I was ever like that, and to who I was like that with, it just makes me feel ill.
Meow
I'm a cat
People are silly
>>737377611
Good! Good! What is on your mind this day?
>>737378058
That they are.
>>737378074
I was thinking about somehow fulfilling a sexual fantasy of mine.
>>737377993
Your logic is getting harder to follow. I hope you feel silly about this darkness in the future. Am *I* a fool for being sappy?
>>737378202
Namely?
>>737378318
I hardly feel that I'm a good prototype to follow when it comes to how anyone else should feel based on their actions. Don't read too much into what I'm saying in that regard, I'm just expressing how I feel about it all.
I shouldn't be a secret to you by now that I'm very skeptical about the whole love situation.
>>737378404
Fucking a Jewish girl while she's dressed as a Nazi.
Meowwwwww
What's up faggots? Where's all the porn?
>>737378603
>>737378603
Suppose I could post horses instead of art.
>>737378495
I know. It just makes me sad.
>>737378536
Really? Do you have good chances of accomplishing that?
>>737378679
Please, don't.
>>737378671
True
But porn brings in new people
People are fun to talk to
Meow