ITT disgusting/interesting things you do when nobody's around.

>I shit and piss in public sinks
>I fart on peoples food when they leave room
>I dont wash hands after toilet

>>737352609
>I get naked, look at my asshole in the mirror, and sometimes put a toothbrush up my ass and masturbate
>I aim my dick directly up and piss, only to have it fall back onto my body and dick

>>737352609
>I piss myself in the tub
>I never wipe. I basically wet and stain my underwears all the time

>>737354019
>I aim my dick directly up and piss, only to have it fall back onto my body and dick

Same here, bro

>>737353846
>I shit and piss in public sinks
Thought I was the only one.
Sometimes I do the same on the toilet floor too

>pick nose and put snot/boogers behind the headboard of my bed
>don't brush teeth everyday, been doing this since childhood and it's come to the point where i don't even realize i didn't brush my teeth
>will where the same pair of socks for days

>>737354076
Still wondering why no gf?

>>737354297
Can't complain about that actually, I had my run with some nice girls.
I have to admit they all were very dirty, sometimes borderline crazy girls, but still...

>fap frequently
>use socks most of time
>cum out my window, aswell
>use socks to the point where they cut my dick
>literally have a bag of smelly, used, cumsocks

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>>737353846
>I fart on peoples food when they leave room

Why?

>>737354277
>will where the same pair of socks for days
I do the same, but with briefs.
I hate to do it with socks tho, they stink and it bother me

>jizz on the floor
>mop it up with a T-shirt
>the same one for about a month

>>737354675
>do the same, don't mop

>>737354019
>aim my dick up and piss

I hope this is true.

>>737354861
Of course it is. Love it

>>737354675
>>737354776
>he doesn't do all that and also wear it

>>737352609
>Boogers go on the underneath of my chair.

That's about it these days, honestly. I used to cum on belly and not shower for a week at a time when I was younger. I probably smelled like absolute shit back then, how I ever kept friends is beyond me.

>>737352609
Joey Diaz?

I shit in my socks and then fap with them.

>>737355217
Interesting. I usually shit in a diaper and fap with it, how's that with socks?

I read disgusting people's habits on 4chan and weep at humanity's wasted potential.

>>737354861
I think it's more common than expected...

>>737353846
I sometimes piss in public sinks just for the fun of it.I also don't usually wash hands after taking a dump.

>>737354019
The latter sounds like something I need to try. I have actually did that in shower though and shit feels good.

drink myself stupid and cry. Cheers, anon

>>737355682
>I also don't usually wash hands after taking a dump

I don't wash hands after taking a pee or dump, and I don't wipe at all.

>i have an asshole filled with a huge log
>i lubed my finger with my spit
>slowly start stretching my asshole by moving my finger in a circular motion
>being careful not to damage the log i go deeper moving, massaging around the log
>deeper i go until i reach the end of the massive log
>i dig and try to pull it out whole

>>737355796
You really should try. Feels good indeed.

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>>737354675

>>737355097
To avoid that I used to just cum in my hand and eat it off, easier to wash your hands than have a shower.

>>737355993
Lol, I know I'm probably mental, but I used to do things like that when I was a child. I don't know why, probably there's something wrong in my mind.

Anyway. it stucked to me, and when I became a teen i tried those things again, and I still do...

>>737355138
Just a Finnish, married college dude.

>>737355938
How do you live?

>>737356140
im doing it right now

>>737356232
I live dirty I guess?

>>737356010
I've had my wife pee on various parts of my body, including my dick and it feels so gooooood. Peeing on my own dick is not probably gonna be as good as that but even if it gets close, that's good enough for me to try. Thanks anon!

>>737356237
Really? Good for you anon, good for you.
How's that load? Having fun?

>>737356232
I live like people in civilized countries usually do. I just don't shit/pee in my hands so I don't feel the need to wash my hands every time I use toilet.

>>737356355
Yeah I know, if it's someone else it's clearly way better, but it's still very good. I do it everytime I take a shower or a bath.

>>737355569
About as true as your reply.

>>737356387
its amazing but the tip of the log broke off and i dropped in my cup of piss

>>737356433
Not that, the fact you don't wipe.

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When I was 11-16 years old, I would rub my ass vigorously on this particular corner of the sofa. I think I had hemorrhoids and typical swamp ass.

My dad would walk by when the sun baked the ass stains dry and freak out looking for where the smell was coming from. It was hard to see because the sofa was roughly the same texture and color

After awhile, he started soaking the surrounding area in Lysol as a weekly ritual. Never said anything to me. This went on for 5 years

>>737356605
Do you guys think someone actually falls for these? lol

>>737356674
I prefer to use the little bidet shower thingy. Once I'm clean I just dry my ass with a few pieces of tp.

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>>737352609
I wipe my ass and smell the shit each time I take a dump.

I put my boogers in my mouth and fiddle with them for a while and then spit them out , trying hit hit things like target practice.

>I have a specific wall in my house that I masturbate on i also love to masturbate in public restrooms

>>737356547
This sounds rather interesting. Have you tried the same method with other objects?

>>737352609
I steal all the toilet paper and paper towels from restrooms then smear shit on the fixtures

I hate people who like gluten free stuff so I carry a small spray bottle of piss around and spray gluten free stuff with it

I wipe my balls on ipa beers and spit in the package

I cram silly putty down the sinks at stores to clog them up

I shove socks up my ass to deal with the bleeding

>>737357191
What's so special about that particular wall? Just curious. I also masturbate in public restrooms.

>I walk in pouring rain and piss myself in public

>I go to porno theaters and collect all the cum and I can find on the seats and chairs and eat it

>>737352609
I challenge girls to burping contests because I have a burping fetish. Spank bank is almost at maximum

>>737357155
I've heard smelling shit and farts is actually healthy (because you are able to evaluate your own health that way, somehow). I on the other hand when I'm eating out my wife and she tells me she needs to fart I just tell her to fart while I'm doing my business. I'm not sure she still as of today realizes that her bodily functions (farting, peeing, pooping etc.) only make me hornier. She knows about my pee fetish and is happy to do almost whatever I like regarding that. I also told her that watching her poop would be a great thing but that's yet to happen (but not for long I think). I also want to film her peeing and pooping so I can get my custom made fap material.

>>737357473
I like it when girls burp, fart and in general do "manly" things. Maybe I'm fucked up in the head but I like it. I don't consider myself submissive though.

>>737357925
I also have a fart fetish. What kind of dirty tricks do you employ to feed your fetish?

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>>737355993

>>737357449
i hope this is true

>>737357785
I only like the smell of my own shit. All others shit smells practically make me gag and puke if I get a strong whiff of it. Have puked in public when some nasty Indian (dot, not feather) farted next to me on airplane.

>>737358014
I try to be subtle about it. My wife usually tells me when she needs to fart (kind of suggesting I stop and turn away) but I just keep doing what I'm doing (fucking her or eating her out) and tell her that I'll just hold my breath until the smell goes away. When we are not having sex, we just casually analyze and comment each others' farts like they're nothing special.

>>737358394
Pretty sure most people are the same way, your own excrement isn't dangerous to you for whatever reason, whereas others is.

>>737358430
Tell your wife. My wife found my burp fetish forums account a few years back. She was pissed but now she belches and farts during sex. We even bought a bike pump that we use to fill her ass up with farts

>>737358394
Lately we've been "sharing" the toilet in a way that if we both need to do our business subsquently we don't flush in between (so that we conserve water). I love peeing on her fresh logs though.

>>737357155
Ditto on the boogers

>>737358588
はい、先生!I think need to be more straightforward in these matters but it's always been hard for me to talk about and expose my fetishes to someone else.

>>737358846
She is the only person I've ever told. If she hadn't of found out I probably would never have told her. Just keep feeding her soda cans

I hate seeing or having shit on my hands after the bathroom but if I take a dump and start feeling my ass get itchy or sweaty later I like to scratch my asshole and smell my fingers. I also like to smell of my own drool after taking a nap. I also pick and eat my boogers. My wife doesn't know I eat them but we both pick our noses in front of each other and she gets mad at me because she can't get as big of boogers out as I can, I have massive nostrils and we live in a dry climate.

>>737357211
no, objects would damage the integrity of the log

>>737359143
Do you think you'd have told her eventually? I told my wife when I was quite drunk but I'm not sure if I would've done that sober. Maybe some things turn for the better under abnormal conditions.

>>737359330
No I mean could you have something else to work on instead of the log?

>>737359243
you found a keeper

>>737359385
I honestly can't say. Are you on the forums?

>>737359243
Sounds like your relationship is rather healthy. I and my wife often have farting contests which I don't always win (I never lose on purpose).

>>737359477
it could work, but you run the risk of never getting it out and it being sucked up into your asshole and in your guts

>>737359616
Which forums are you referring to? I would gladly share my experiences on the matter.

>>737359831
Burp fetish forums

>>737359717
I doubt there's a risk of something never getting out. I think there's always comes a turd that pushes whatever's in front forwards toward the exit. Why would something be "sucked in" permanently anyway especially if the object was shaped like poop (cucumber etc.)?

>>737359930
Care to provide a link for scientific purposes?

>>737360123
Burpfetishforums.org

Or type burp fetish into google

>>737360188
Thanks anon. Already exploring it.
>Science

>>737360289
No problem. I have videos of me fucking my wife while she belches

>>737360357
Wow. I just googled burp porn and there actually seems to be quite plenty of it ... and it's not bad at all! Care to share?

>>737360556
Pornhub is GOAT for burp porn. I would share but idk about sharing a link here. Ever get your wife to belch for the camera?

>>737360556
Aurablaze?

>>737360633
She's terrible at it just like I was until I was like 19 or 20. I always connected burping with barfing so that's probably my reason. She's tried to improve but it still sounds like she's training. No long contiguous burps etc. but I see she's trying hard.

I scream and yell at myself for my most recent failings while I'm driving. Keeps me focused

>>737360955
I'm wondering the mechanism behind that. How do screaming and yelling help?

>>737360913
That's all you can ask of her. I'd be happy to be your guys belching instructor

I used to pop my assignment out of a long windows that headed to my yard
and my dogs come by and start liking my butt hole while I masturbate

Dunno how to green text
Amy help will be grateful

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>>737361152
try hard, faggot

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>yeah guys you're all completely normal