name 2 things a girl can't do? spoiler there aren't any.

>>737340551
own property
vote

drop their balls

become president

>>737340551
Give a decent blowjob

Walk on moon. Is only for man.

>>737340551
>can't stick benis butthole
>can't stick benis in mouth

Write their name in the snow

>>737340685
lmao i lost it

>>737340551
Produce sperm.
Next question....

Be equal to man

>>737340551
Pass military physical tests with the same standards as men

>>737340551
Be faithful

Sit on the couch and scratch their balls...

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>>737340628
/thread

breathe fire out of their navels.
regrow a finger that has been severed.

>>737340551
1.Get paid the same as a man for the same position

2. Be faithful to someone deployed.

(it's science)

Pick what the fuck we are eating for dinner.

>>737340809
ouch

>>737340551
ejaculate

>>737340551
Obtain XY chromosomes.
Compete in male sports (like men's football.)

>>737340987
1 is true. Women in porn get paid a lot more than men who get fucked in the same positions.

Win an argument with logic

Take responsibility for their own actions.

Fart or shit.

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Fly a plane

Land a plane

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Charisma Hernandez sucks dick in public and was jacking guys off in class since 8th grade SHE WANTS UR COCK

rape a man

>>737340551
Be funny.

Be the smartest person in the world.

>>737341098

Have to disagree. I coached a 17-year-old high school girl who played on a Varsity Boys rugby team as a blindside flanker, and she was a better athlete than half my team. Ended up being a second-team all star.

Start a chainsaw
Satisfy a husband

Enjoy a prostate exam

Experience testicular cancer.

That was simple

>>737340551
Make a sandwich
Get me a beer.

Have dicks
And have balls
How do you use tripcode
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Help
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Me
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Perverts

>>737341132
Wow. Knocked that one outta the park.

>>737340551
be better than a men

>>737340809
Too true
They make my ass run the 1.5 mile in under 12:45 but then they give the females extra time.
Frustrates the hell outta me that we can't just have the same standards for both genders, the enemy isn't going to give a damn if you're a female.

>>737340551

create matter
destroy matter

Make good decisions
Physical labor

>>737340551

provide any other reason for custody besides the fact they have a vagina

be funny

>>737341492
google it you cunt, we're not your personal help board

>>737340551
Really can't understand why libs want the army to lower their standards for women in the army. It makes no sense. For one thing, it's practically admitting that "actually women are NOT equal to men" since they need special rules to qualify. And another, if a soldier is down and needs to be dragged into safety, how can he count on female soldiers to be able to carry him if he knows they aren't as physically capable as the men?

>>737341827
Except to discuss that requires the ability to reason

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>name 2 things a girl cant do

1. Refrain from nagging
2. Refrain from hoeing

>women
>pic related

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>>737340667
top fucking kek

>>737340551
Fly by flapping their arms really hard
Sprout a third arm from their left buttock through sheer willpower

Ask better questions.

>>737340551

pee standing up

not cry at sad movies

>>737340551
Get a Vasectomy.
be funny.

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>>737341132

They can't piss around corners.

>>737340551

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Witches

...Though women were initially barred from combat, Soviet Premier Joseph Stalin issued an order on October 8, 1941 to deploy three women's air force units, including the 588th regiment. ...

... The regiment, formed by Colonel Marina Raskova and led by Major Yevdokia Bershanskaya, was made up entirely of women volunteers *in their late teens and early twenties*. ...

... The regiment flew in *wood-and-canvas* Polikarpov Po-2 *biplanes*, a *1928 design* intended for use as training aircraft and *for crop dusting* ...

... The planes could carry only six bombs at a time, so *8 or more missions per night were often necessary.*

... Although the aircraft were *obsolete and slow*, the pilots made daring use of their exceptional maneuverability....

... Due to the weight of the bombs and the low altitude of flight, *the pilots carried no parachutes*. ...

>>737340551
compete in men's sports division

>>737342234
i've personally seen girls doing both.

i am sure the peeing thing is at leat 50 % education. They just never learn how to do it. NObody tells them how to control their peehole cleanly.

>>737340551
1. Produce sperm
2. Avoid having a period for their entire lives without medicine
3. Help produce a baby after the age of 55
4. Go out into public in an Islamic Theocracy without a hijab with impunity
5. Get drafted to go to war in the United States
6. Attract a Homosexual male for a romantic affair without the aid of makeup/surgery
7. Know that their gender is directly responsible for conquering most of the world
8. Know with 100% certainty that an injection of sperm into their body when they're fertile won't result in the fertilization of an egg
9. Know that their gender is currently represented in Major League Baseball
10. Know that their gender is currently represented in the National Football League.

There's 10 for ya. I got more if you want 'em.

>>737340551
Exceed the speed of light.
Win the presidency

>>737340620
Fpbp

>>737340628

kek

>>737340551
Fucking chill and let things go!

>>737340551
Ejaculate sperm
Grow a beard
Be capable of love

>>737342605
Yeah and there's no way they could possibly figure it out themselves.

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>>737340551
Build muscle as effectively as men, without drugs. enjoy being weak.

>>737340551
Logical thinking

>>737340685
top kek. you win all.

stick benis everywhere.

>>737341023
Really, they don't care. It's up to you. They're good with anything. But they just had that. What else? Cuz they could go for anything.

>women
>penis sleeve

its true I gave this girl more hours, and a promotion because she would fuck me

>>737340628
>>737340667
>>737340743
>>737340809
>>737340916
>>737341023
best ylyl in a while

can't demand truth and accept it

they themselfes can't take visual clues or hints in conversations/time-together (dont know a proper word)

olso, most fuckers dont understand what 2name two2 mens

>>737341311
Dubs confirm you take it up the ass

>rugby
>pile
>gay

>>737340551
draw a picture by pissing on snow

> can't work construction
> can't put a proper days work in .
that quick

>>737340620
/thread

>>737343733
they can take visual clues and hints way better than men

>dissimulation

>>737340551

>Stop bitching for 5 fucking minutes

>have an actual hobby in something one can get good at

>>737344331
>dissimulation
yeah, i know that, but i mean, if I only talk in short answers and give two word expressions, they just start talking and talking to me. its like, if i only spend less time chatting with them, but well thought hard words, they can bring as many words into this 3 minutes or so as they can. even if I'm more than obvious negative towards them and want to just like do together

I dont think much of what women say

>can't cum down someone's throat
> Cant lift as much as a man
No matter how strong a woman is there will always be a man who is stronger

>>737340551

>reason
>take responsibility

>>737345021
>like focking bitches

Talk about an upsetting thing later

Not tell their friends your secrets

>>737340628
Lithuania has a female president you dickhead

draw a fucking bicycle

get an reaction and breathe water

>>737340551
Make a decent sammich
>they all think Pickles are not needed

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>>737346357

>>737341291
Fuck muh sides
bitch riding the axle is limber though

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>>737345134
Oh- yeah. Women are inconsiderate. Did you ever consider your father's feelings and desires when YOU were two?

>bitches yap

they look nice and feel good tho.

>>737340551
1. Drive.
2. Handle money.

>>737340551
win an election

get an erection

>>737340551
Be president. We proved we would literally rather elect a retarded baby.

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>>737347075
wrong

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>>737346982
lovely bathroom

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>>737347170

>>737347228
thats no girl

>>737347236

>>737347001

>>737347236
kek, doge would eat off the floors of much filthier washroom.

>>737347350
Yes it is. If it weren't, I'd be gay for wanting to be inside her butt.

>>737341169
yeah and you were the only guy she never did anything with, now you're a salty loser bitch. O well.

>>737340551
>>737340551
get elected president

>>737347463
you are gay

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>>737347571
Nope. You're gay. You're gay if you don't wanna cup those as she calls you ay papi

>Make america great again

>Allow the opposite sex to decline intercourse without causing them to binge drink and blame everything on their father bc he raped them repeatedly from 10-13

>>737347792
if it has dick its a boy
if it has pussy its girl

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>>737347511

>>737347228
what are you? gay?

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Do we really still need threads like this?

Piss standing up

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>>737347992
yup, I guess.

Men are horribly repugnant to me, even If I find them attractive the idea of gay sex negates everything I'd find attractive in them.

Still I'd fuck this one. Bend her over, cup her breasts and just fuck y'know.

>>737340551
1.produce semen
2. get prostate cancer

>>737340551
survive on their own without financial assistance from their ex after a divorce

we all know this is because they're not very bright

>>737348257
>1.produce semen


Fact: Semen production increases instantly when a man feels sexually aroused.

So yeah, women can't produce their own semen, but they can help things along inside a guy's balls.

They can't measure 4 inches as 7 inches

>>737340551
1. Close her mouth
2. Not bitch at anybody for 24 hours

>>737340551
Fart and do an actual pull (not crossfit bullshit)

>>737340551
Hold the world record in an olymic event.
Shut the fuck up

>>737340551
That pic triggers me, just quit saying you can do shit and actually go ahead and fucking do it. jesus christ

Cant produce semen

>>737340809
Oof

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>>737340551
Fight in combat

Be a police officer.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=361_1498610204

Go to 2:00 mark to see why.

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1) Shut the fuck up

2) Kick my ass

>>737341142
o o f

>>737340551
except win the presidency.

Have balls
Have dick

>>737349702
/thread

Contain their emotions

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We can do anything

>>737340551
Something that requires logic
Something that requires rational thought
Something that requires separation from emotion
Something that requires shutting the fuck up
Something that requires not taking selfies, including stupid poses and facial expressions
Something that requires no attention
Something that requires no social status climbing
Something that requires being alone

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>>737350024

>>737349988
do it

>>737341629
Not true. The mudslimes will likely keep the women alive to rape the----oh nm they won't send them into combat. Because rape is worse than death.

>>737340551
Make a good ghostbuster movie.

>>737348443
>So yeah, women can't produce their own semen

That is literally the only criteria that matters; no one asked if they could "help". The fact is, men can produce their own semen women cannot. Therefore, that is something they cannot do.

>>737340551
Wack their cock off
Join a mens boxing league

opress an entire gender

>>737340551
Piss while standing
Be a person, not an object.

>>737350502
Topkek

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>>737340551
Be president

>>737350502
/thread

>>737349988
Someones got a hairy cooch

>>737349988
Can you post tits?

>>737349988
Can you shave?

You feminist buzzfeed fucks can't seem to learn there's no pay gap

ONLY 2 things?
1) Make an amazing sandwich.
2) Just not complain
3) Take it in the ass
4) Suck and swallow
...

>>737340551
Scratch her balls when she wakes up. Knock up another girl. Two things. What do I win?

Have drunk consensual sex with someome without making up false rape accusations because its much easier to destroy an innocent persons life and becaome the center of attention and sympsathy than admit being a little bit slutty. Female empathy is a myth. Their actual behavior shows that in reality females are heartless and self-centered narcissists that feel no emathy for anyone but themselves.

>>737351368
>there are no men on earth like that.

>>737351276
There's a pay gap between people who are proficient and people who aren't, by default. So, yes, there is an inherent pay gap between sexes.

>>737351368
Whoever you are... You deserve an award

>>737351536
Alright I'll give you that. But what I mean is if there is a man and a woman who are both equal feminists believe there's a pay gap.