SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!!1!

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>>737334109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBTckgLpSvs this

don't mind me, /b/ros. just pretend i'm not here at all

>>737334109
I'm not actually gay.

>>737334335
do u pretend to be gay?

>>737334411
Kinda? It's weird.

>>737334527
w/e works

>>737334109
I care more for some things than i can admitt and less for others I pretend to care more for

I switched out my girls BC with some fake look alikes I found online. She thinks I've been super horny lately, but i've just been trying to get her pregnant.

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will probably die alone because of acne inversa. don't want anyone to see. it's pretty depressing

I showered with a 9yo girl about 30 minutes ago

>>737335742
did you get lewd, anon?

Stole my girlfriends 10 year old sisters panties

fbi is monitoring you

>>737335854
no not really

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i'am a dirty sissy

https://www.xvideos.com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet

I actually hate having friends and I'd rather spend my time alone.

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I pleasured myself and came on my school computer labs floor but cleaned it after

>>737336256
How very autistic of you.

>>737336256
friends are over rated

>>737334527
why tho?

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>>737334109
The idea of being 'impregnated' by an octopus really turns me on. I want tentacles...

>>737334109
> I "work from home" but have automated all my tasks
> I can do a full day's "work" by 9:15 am but need to stay by the computer and answer the 'phone in case my boss calls
> I watch porn, fap do 4chan all day.
> I make $85K base + bonus
> I hate my life
> I hate my job
> This is the best thing ever

>>737336256
Ditto. over the last year I've slowly alienated everyone I knew except for close family and honestly couldn't care less. It's actually pretty liberating.

>>737336603
They can be of great use, don't be fast to judge.

I crossdress while I'm in my military uniform

>>737336794
Klinger is that you?

>>737336794
Klinger?

>>737336731
It was a compliment

>>737336693
I'm trying to do the same, I've been ignoring them for a week now, and man you should see the amount of the annoying messages.

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I'm obsessed with the idea of being attacked and raped by a large male dog, like a rottweiler or bullmastiff.

>>737336849
It is me

>>737336659
This sounds awesome.
What job is this specifically?

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Hi /b
Be me
35 years old
Married with kids
Good job and normal life
Sexy life is non-existing and vanilla when I do get some
Been talking to chick from high school
Chatting turns sexual
She wants to suck and fuck me
She's divorced and had 2 kids
Has a mummy tummy but some set of tits pic related

Planning on nailing this fucking slut in the next few weeks and risking everything for some pussy

>>737336942
what about being gang raped by a pack of chihuahuas?

>>737334109
I'm bicurious but people think I'm bi / lesbian because of the jokes I make. I honestly want them to stop.

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Haven't had a paying job since 2008.

My sister and I play vidya games on the couch every weekend, she puts her legs on my lap and I do the same to her. Sometimes I slip my foot between her legs and she lets me.
We never talk about it but I know she likes it.

My buddy's ex is a hot big titted milf. I get off sharing explicit pics and videos of the dumb bitch. She would be so humiliated if she knew that so many people know what every inch of her look like and what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and cunt. Lol

>>737337208
How old are you both?

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>>737337098
Dude.. Just fuck an escort as a gift to yourself. It's pricey for a decent one, but they're younger, tighter, and less risky.

>>737337208
That's the start of something beautiful.

>>737336874
Yes I'm in the Navy

>>737337254
22 her 26 me

>>737337208
Shift until her leg is in your crotch.. Get a boner and see how she reacts.

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>>737334109
SO cheated, negotiated and had a cuckold fantasy fulfilled.
She then dumps that guy and loyal all love for me like never before.

problem is, I dont.

>>737337298
I wiggle around my foot when I do it (on the game musics pace) I can clearly see she enjoys it but we're both too cowardly to say anything.

>>737337416
I do, It's fully on there.

>>737334109

do you ever sleep anon?

>>737337487
I agree with anon let her feel your cock

>>737337575
she does feel it when her legs are on my lap, I'm sure she does

>>737337281
It's been more fun chasing this bitch and I can nail it for free
Also, I have looking into an escort and while there are some interesting options you just no any smelly we junkie cunt could have been in that so at least I know what I'm dealing with with the high school chick.
Only need to worry about any blackmail or being caught women are bitches

>>737337559
couple hours a week

>>737337540
What are you waiting for then?
See how much further you can go.
Details, or pics?

>>737337108

No. He has to be big, muscular and masculine. More of a man than i'll ever be.

A friend of mine wants to see my dick but she is also friends with this chick I'm trying to get with I don't know if I should do because I don't want to ruin chances with the other chick.

>>737337487
just write her like a qt note saying "wann smash fam?"

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>>737334109
Someone put this on my google drive 2weeks ago

>>737337676

wow. why? are you sick?

>>737337208
Texas

>>737337575
>>737337416

It's lovely seeing anons giving support to each other, to make their life a bit less miserable.

>>737337697
Like I said I'm a coward and scared of the consequences if something actually does happen.

I got tricked into fucking my sister at a party. Some dumb jock bro got her drunk and told her he was going to fuck her but he wanted her to be totally submissive, so he blindfolded her by putting a pillow case over her head and told her not to talk.

He told me that this girl i had a crush on was drunk and let out a secret that she wanted me to come in the room and dominate her. He told me she was a pretty self conscious person so I should just go in fuck her and leave.

I went in and fucked the brains out of this person I thought was my crush. When I left the room a bunch of jock bros were outside the room laughing and told me who it was. I didn't believe it until He went in the room and brought her out a while later and she was laughing and giggling and hanging all over him.

They never told her it was me.

I've never felt so disgusted and embarassed.

>>737334109
My sister in law's younger sister wants to fuck.
I'm hesitant, but debating it.

We're both married with kids.

If we were caught it would be a crisis. Holidays would definitely be weird.

>>737338140
You don't have to be caught, she will eventually expose your little secret over an argument with her husband.

Women are not to be trusted.

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When people say mean things about me or my appearance I shrug it off in front of them but it later comes back and haunts me. I have low self esteem and hate many parts of my body even though I know my bf finds me beautiful

>>737337098
Jesus... Are you me?? I'm in a similar situation with a co worker instead of a chick from hs.

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I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm, creamy, steamy, and oh so dreamy logs of shit squeezed fresh from the ass of Andy Sixx. Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat....

I also let my nieces shower with Andy's warm logs. Nothing sexual happens and the parents are cool with it. Just showering with Andy's steamy dreamlogs.

>>737338623
Post tits and we'll decide if you're beautiful or not.

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I am happily in a committed relationship but sometimes I just want to take a dick. I have never been with guys before. I wish I never had the craving, I am not into guys. Maybe I just want to get dominated?

>>737337882
probably

>>737338668

this always makes me laugh.

I love having homosexual relations and call myself and other gay people faggots yet I don't get offended by it

>>737338697
Actually tits I'm not self conscious about, nice try

>>737338908
Honestly, it wasn't my best effort.

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>>737338062
Reminds me of this pasta:

> find out drunk girl is pulling a train at a house party
> her brother showed up after she was already in the bedroom
> didn't know she was there
> told him "there's a train on some passed out slut in the back bedroom"
> figure he'll lose his shit and lulz will be had
> little did I know she was face down by that point
> mfw I come down the hall after a few minutes to see why no yelling and screaming
> mfw this girls own brother is laughing with a couple other guys while pounding down in his sister
> he nuts on her ass and heads to the kitchen for a beer
> when the story got out his family self destructed


Thought it was you >>737338062 for a moment. Kek

I'm gay yet hate mainstream attention seeking faggots this included trans fags

>>737336114
greentext faggot

>>737334109
lost my virginity with my swin teacher (female) when i was 15 years old and the teacher was 38 ... we had the 1st sex in the sportclub bathroom ... we keep doing for 5 months after classes ...

I find some young adolescent boys to be top A E S T H E T I C

>>737337249
If anyone wants to see the bitch, email me at copperj413 at gmail

>>737339457
nah she doesn't sound at all appealing

>>737339457
Can't you just post em?

>>737337663

tl;dr: Regular women are/get clingy. Get a whore and wrap it up

Not the guy that suggested the hooker but if you think you are going to just fuck this other girl and she will not eveentually catch feelings you are a fool and deserve to have your life fucked up.

Women are, repeat after me, INCAPABLE of separating sex and emotions with very few exceptions.

Go to an Asian massage parlor/get a backpage girl get your rocks off, send that whore home and go home to your wife. Take it from a guy that has a long cheating history.

>>737336619
> when you love pussy but you love gay culture shit more
> when you only get laid when a faghag tries to "turn you straight again"
> when you gotta hide your straightfag porn because you're scared your fagbros will find it

>>737337195
This is really sad anon

>>737339606
Using my phone and the pics are on my computer. Can't go on 4chan from work computer. Also can't post the videos here

>>737339502
Why don't you see for yourself

>>737338908
You know the rules here, tits and time stamp or gtfo

>>737340000
Quads speak truth, it is known

Like everybody else here, I am a pedo.

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I haven't been out of the house in days, every day I sit in front of the computer from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed
>>737339943
not into big tits or milfs

>>737337195
have you had a non-paying job?

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend and were fuck buddies for quite a while after

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>>737340000
>>737340124
as if I care what you say

>>737336659
I want that job

>>737340130
I am too and a crossdresser

>>737340223
no wonder people think you are ugly

I secretly have extremely strong feelings for my friend's ex. We talk every single day and even got drunk and hooked up once. I'm too much of a chickenshit to tell her (she's way out of my league, plus she is a good friend's ex) and it eats me up inside. One of these days I'll eventually probably do the stupid drunk confession thing and fuck up my chances with her and my friendship with him. The worst part is I know they still see each other and the way he talks about her and uses her for sex pisses me the fuck off but, once again, I am too afraid of ruining my relationship with both of them to tell her about it.

>Be me
>Be 11
>Be home alone taking a shower
>Walk to room naked
>Dog just sits there looking at me
>Drop something small on floor ( don't remember what) and get on hands and knees to look for it
>Suddenly feel dog paws on back
>Dog starts humping me
>Don't know how to react and freeze
>Feel dogs dick probing around
>Finds my asshole by accident and slides in
>Sort of hurts but not terribly
>Dog starts fucking me furiously
>Feels weird but kinda nice
>Little boys dick starts getting hard and I start playing with it with one hand
>Dog cums in ass
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Dog dick locked in asshole
>Tugging little diamond penis like a champ
>Cum, first time ever
>Wait until dog manages to free himself
>Dog cum seeping out
>Go back to bathroom to shower again
>Dog now sleeping
>Since then always got down on all four when alone with dog
>Dog never disappointed
>Dog later died
>Feelsbad.mp4
>Bought dog myself later
>Get down on all four
>Dog doesn't even look
>Disappointed.bmp

>>737340471
shoot your shot. it hurts getting rejected but its even worse sitting around wondering what if

When I was about 10 I would take my 8 year old stepsister out in the woods , make her undress and dry hump her til I orgasmed

>>737340397
I'm not posting for a different reason, it literally goes against 4chan's rules

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>>737340797
Theirs no rule against traps posting

>>737340797
Wait, how old are you?

>>737340130
I'm not a pedo I'm a kid

>>737340797
Underage ban

>>737340649
I shot my shot when I took her home after the bar and fucked her. She never initiated that again so I backed off like a pussy. But you're right. And when she moves back here in a few weeks I'll probably just have to sack up and do it.

>>737340878
guessed wrong
>>737340909
>>737340969
well

I'm sleeping with my roomates GF. We have to find creative ways to hook up. Sometimes we will sneak down to the garage when he's asleep.

It's funny because he talks to me sometimes about the fact that they never really have sex anymore and he doesn't know what to do to get the spark going again.

>>737340956
Oh yeah?

>>737341052
Count that as a win. you goto to fuck the girl you obsess over. Not veryone can say that. And just for shits and giggles lets give this girl the benefit of the doubt that she knows the guy shes dating is an asshole and that you are a better choice. Some girls like to be treated like shit and dont want to be saved. Pack it up, move on and find someone that wants to be with you

>>737341196
Post tummy or GTFO

I've told this once before in a thread a week or so ago (maybe more? i forget), but I fucked my aunt a few times when I was 16. All during the same summer.
She was an alcoholic and lived nearby. Afterwards she ran off to meet some guy across the country she met online, got divorced, and sort of vanished for years.
She's now back and gotten herself cleaned up, getting close with my mom and the rest of the family again.

I don't live close anymore (few states away even) but am worried she will tell someone what happened either by accident or on purpose. I'll be visiting in december so I guess that's really what I'm dreading.
It was all consensual and she initiated all of it, but my obvious concern is that it won't be viewed that way as well as the associated drama and weirdness that could come about from her spilling it all.

That's it, sorry that's not more exciting or dirty.

I talked my ex gf in to letting her family dog lick her vag and record it for me

>>737341196
>>737341196
No one would have known your age if you had posted a picture..

>>737341255
They warned me that the b board was fucked. Too late now.

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I hid a spy cam in my mother in laws room and watch her change and jerk off to her. shes 66 yo mexican lady, makes me diamonds, pic related.

>>737341392
so you're secretly a pedophile? I'm out

>>737341689
This is so wrong but I want more. dump pls

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>>737334109
>SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!!1!
It was horrible he had a baby knife

Nope I don't have any secrets Google already know my life,crushes,interests,fetish, my rig, what games I like, pretty much everything. Its even told me I have cancer

I have repeatedly fucked myself over by cheating. And I can't stop for my life. Ive had up to 4 at a time, then I crack, say something stupid, as lose them all. I always end up in the same spot, and it always happens again.

>>737341804
secretly?

>>737336657
>>737336942
Go on

I totally fap everyday on my gfs best friend she is so fucking hot jesus

>>737338010
Sure is

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>>737341834
heres some tits

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>>737342176
only shot i got of totally naked it sucks but mehh

>>737342176
I would fuck the shit out of her

>>737338062
That's fucked up

>>737338140
You have to consider, is it really worth it?

>>737336256
can totally relate

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>>737337663
>women are bitches
>is cheating on wife

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>>737334109
I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor
I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor
I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor
I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor
I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor
I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor

Every year at my girlfriends family reunion i sneak off to her hot cousins room, find her panties that she just wore before changing into her bikini, then i smell them as i jack off, i blow my load all over the crotch and rub it in so it doesnt look obvious, clean up and check back later after everyones done swimming and notice that she put back on the same pair of shorts and underware. I'm diamonds, 3rd year straight so far. Shes my secret cum queen

>>737339241
Nice

>>737337482
jesus. i want the story if u feel like typing.

>>737339826
Agreed

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>>737342294
i want to pound her so hard

>>737342598
i'm not judging you but i never understood the smelling panties or jacking off into panties thing.
just seems retarded to me.
maybe i'm a big faggot.

>>737335742

Here you are!
This is the night: share pics pls <3

No one but my room mate knows that I write fettish's porn and fan fiction for a living plus I'm on physical disability, the pays not always good but eh, free porn pass for me.

>>737338412
a few women can be trusted, they usually hate women just as much.

>>737338140
Isn't your sister-in-law's sister also your sister-in-law?

recently found a grainy nude of my cousin and i cant stop fapping

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>>737340223
>I shrug it off in front of them

>>737336078

steal her virginity pls

>>737342914
I've been doing that on the side for awhile now using an alias.
I'm a writer anyhow so I don't always have time, but i have a few clients who pay for personalized stories. They are all without exception incredibly fucking boring and the dumbest ones are the ones that people actually get into (as in wildly unbelievable, like "my mom catching me jacking off then when seeing how big my dick is, drops to her knees in a lust fueled frenzy" type stuff).
The main dude who keeps paying enjoys short stories with him as the main character having an affair with his mother in law. Kind of vanilla but he uses it as an alternate reality to jack off to (then proceeds to tell me too much about it because he thinks I'm a woman).

>>737338776
so you're a retard too

I jack off onto clothes at Walmart and target and hang them back up

>>737342552
the irony

>>737341323
Easier to just assume that she isn't a complete moron and won't tell anyone

>>737343322
I am a writer as well, I've been working on an original story, but alas I simply don't have too much time to spare and I use an allies to keep from getting shamed

>>737341213
that's pretty sad man..... you aren't a good person.

>>737341350
Nice

If I could be forced full of cum, gang banged and impregnated, I'd be happy

>>737343782
The videos are, trust me

>>737341931
You deserve the life that you have created for yourself. You've made your bed, now lay there and take it you (probably) piece of shit.

>Me be running for government office
>search google to make sure my dick is not somewhere
>trying to make sure nothing nothing I have said that is racist is on a board

>>737342826
Same

>>737343722
Yep, that's what I'm hoping for sure. It doesn't help that I let my anxiety get the best of me at times anyhow.
Oh well, can't change it now! Thanks, anon.

>>737343322
Keep it that way, you'll probably get paid more

>>737343757
I'm not trying to be a good person. I don't care about anything in life but fucking.

>>737343757
no he is not

but neither is she

this is why it's so dumb when people say all men or all women cheat.

most are just as bad eachother

>>737344453
Life is pointless anyways so who cares whats subjectively bad or good

>>737344372
shame, there is more to life than that

>>737344366
Yeah, no intention of revealing myself, but also not doing it to catfish him or lead him on either - and definitely not attempting to get paid for anything but stories. Just find that aspect a little humorous.

>>737344173
Np

>>737344625
It is. Did he just assume at some point that you were a girl?

>>737334109
Be me 15 years old, summertime and used to go to the local clothing optional beach since there was fuck all else to do and the regular beach was full of families and tards.
Hanging out with a friend and his girlfriend (the never went nude which was a shame since his girlfriend was hot), went for a splash in the sea. On the way back to where we had our towels and stuff some old guy walks up to me says I have a nice butt
and asks if I wanted to join him and his wife I say nah. Friend says I should, so I do, get sucked off by the guys wife while he watches, spend an hour or so with the couple. When i end up going back to my friends still have a boner. 10 years later or
so I meet my friends now ex-girlfriend we are chatting and she asks if i still go to the naturist beach, i said of course, since i do now go with my wife, and says something like "your friend was always jealous of your big cock".

>>737337032
>>737340262
I plan production for a sub-contract factory in PR China that makes electronic components for a large company.
I was a shit-paid buyer in another firm the large company bought out. They thought they needed me to stay on as they shut our facility down. I kept my job and was promoted into this one because nobody else wanted it. The last guy who did my job claimed he need to go to Guangzhou every 6 months for production issues. I think he just like $2 hand jobs. I went to the factory once in 3 years. As I am on top of the issues I have no problems and keep making my production goal bonus ($65K over 2 years)
I think my boss knows I am a slacker but she does not give a fuck as I make her look good, earn her a bonus and she knows she can always send me to China if she does not want to go.

>Sorry for not answering sooner I was napping/fapping. I do have a 9:30 PM (my time conference call tonight with my Chinese friends

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>>737342009
Well, tentacle porn fans (like me) are excited by the idea of having sex with an an alien who trusts you enough to keep its young inside your womb, kind of like a benevolent xenomorph whose alien young don’t burst out of your sternum when they’re ready to hatch.

And generally speaking, I just enjoy the idea of being penetrated and impregnated by a tentacle monster.

>>737344618
No there literally is nothing to life. Life is literally meaningless. You are born and you die. Humans have no purpose, unless you consider being parasites to earth purpose.

Sex is just fulfillment of our primal urges, but it feels fucking amazing. I fuck my roomates GF because I literally give no fucks about him or her. I just like getting laid.

>>737335342
That's fucked up! Getting pregneant is some serious shit. She's on birth control for a reason...

>>737340797
>>4Chan's rules

I fuck my exwife several times a week, i grudge fuck her like a cheap whore and she keeps coming back for more. No limits, ass to mouth, gag, you name it

>>737345036
ya! dont u kno how babby is formed

>>737334109
Im a clairvoyant. I've made predictions and have been able to communicate with dead family members of friends. Haven't told anyone

>>737344882
Me too

Since high school, I've had the maga-hots for my cousin, who is a few years older than me and is now married with two children. I hardly ever see her anymore, maybe once every two or three years, which sucks because I used to see her virtually every week, going to the same church and even being in the same Sunday school class. The pictures of her I find on FB are my favorite things to beat it to. I think I'd probably give a kidney for a night or two with her. I hate that relations with cousins are considered so taboo in the USA.

>>737345148
I forgot to mention, my current wife would not approve

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>>737344882
>No there literally is nothing to life. Life is literally meaningless. You are born and you die. Humans have no purpose, unless you consider being parasites to earth purpose.

this is true.

>>737344821
Yep, but I do not discuss my personal life with him other than in vague terms. Or even talk to him outside of discussing his stories, really.
I think the combination of remaining gender neutral and purposefully not implying anything caused him to think I'm female but staying discreet for safety/privacy reasons. However it's more than possible that I'm assuming a lot as I don't really know what exactly made him think that.
>what a great idea for a story, if you're comfortable with the rates I will begin it right away. Expect it in a week xd teehee going to go tan now in my bikini while the ups driver makes his rounds btw im a girl
So not that, basically. Though that would be kind of funny.

>>737337663

While you're debating it, why not drop some other pic, the soapy tits were really something.

>>737338062

Did you crash your car right after that?

I can suck my own dick

>>737346081
Prove it

I love sucking cock behind my wife's back

>>737346153
no, but why not just believe me since it is possible.

My dad had put up an outdoor shower a couple years ago and I can see the people who shower so I used to jack off to my cousins tits because at the time I was a young boy, I dunno had some fun

>>737346471

does she always have to be present?

>>737346555
She doesn't know

>>737345400
Wait a sec... That was a dubs. Oh crap... Are my kidneys in danger now?

>>737343136
I'm not sure.

I have no blood relation to my SIL or SIL's Sister.

I raped my cousin in the back seat of my car while she was passed out from a house party

>>737338140
>>737342472

You're right. On top of it all we both work together. She drives me crazy with the camel toe yoga pants and the low cut shirts she wears.

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>me.
>19.
>(long time ago)
>have younger sister)
>parents not home.
>do like video related a lot of times.
>the end.

Be me on holiday with mistress. Wife thinks it's a business trip. Have walks and dinner and leave her in hotel room drunk. Meet up with some 8/10 redhead wife of German staying in hotel at the bar. Have good chat, tell her I'm going for jacuzzi next day at certain time. Next day am in jacuzzi, mistress is in pool doing laps only metres away. Redhead arrives with German husband , takes off dressing gown and is wearing smallest white bikini ever. Can see shaven pissy lips. She climbs into jacuzzi and sits next to me. Her husband sits next to her. We all start talking and she beneath the bubbly water takes my cock out from my bathing suit and starts pumping. I'm about to come when mistress climbs into jacuzzi and under water reaches over and grabs my cock. Redheads hand had retreated so I didn't get caught but mistress looks at me without saying anything and then looks at redhead and smirks thinking I got diamonds from looking at her. I blew buckets seconds later.

fucked my dau and she doesn't know

I fucked four of my wife's best friends when my wife and I were dating. I fucked one on the night before I was married in my hotel room with my wife staying across the hall.

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>>737336116
You fucking disguisting degenerate freak