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I refuse this thread cant die bumb

>>737333104
this reminded me of an OC story I could post

>be me, about 6 years old
>brother and I play videogames all the time, I just watch him play a lot of the time
>he's always concerned im going to accidentally delete save files because im so much younger
>we have gamecube with smash bros melee
>my friends are invited over one day after school
>two of their little brothers come along
>nervous theyre going to get on the console and fuck it up, delete the data and lose our unlocked characters and stages
>always in the room playing, the younger ones jealously watching us play melee
>we all leave the room at one point for a snack or something
>my spidey senses are tingling
>go back in room, find both of the little shits mashing buttons, flying through all of the menu screens
>start to approach and literally see them get to the delete save data screen
>they luckily dont hit it and go back
>with their furious button mashing, I dont think clearly
>start spinning around with my arms stretched out, fists made, kind of like link's spin attack...
>hit one of them and he starts crying, other one backs off
>keep in mind, im a little kid and the hit wouldnt have even left a small bruise
>kid goes crying to his mom who was in the kitchen talking to my mom
>the other mom and her freak out, scolding my mom for not controlling her kid, and take their kids home
>I dont think I understood it at the time
>tfw I was probably actually the best behaved kid out of all of them and not really autistic, but my brother was so serious about his save data that I spin-attacked two younger little kids to defend it

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>>737334864
That sounds more like dk's up special

>>737334864
you did the right thing

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Saving this bread

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Most of this is /ck/ related, FYI.

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>>737333104

>>737333204
What a fag.

>>737333104
the cat most likely deserved it anyways

>>737333204

How is the best of /b/? It's an underage faggot trying to bait people with his fantasy and there was only 1 reply

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>>737333104
I avoid /b/. Since last fall, it's slid right into the actual shitter. 10 times the porn, .5% Recycled content. Kek. Same old /b/.

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>>737335584
Dear fucking God in heaven, my sides have ascended to the next level

>>737335515
How do you make text appear like that? Or do you jsut use mspaint?

>>737336277
>How do you make text appear like that?
Text appear like what? Inline? That's the native extension.

>>737335224
holy shit youre right

I didn't get a screen cap, I should have, but I have a pastebin of a greentext
pastebin dot you know what
/PwavUPdD

>>737335505
Uh. Okay.

>>737335658
At least you got it off your chest. Especially here, where the comment is even more pertinent.

>>737333976
Fucking laughing my ass of, christ mate!

>>737335224
Or Old Tom in GW2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySxv2a2kzbA

>>737336460
i wonder how this person is feeling these days

>>737335972
post something better then faggot

>>737336653
He's a fag because he didn't take any decisive action. He shouldn't fucked her real good or berate her like she was his own daughter. Not pussy out and still get harrassed after that event.

>>737335584

I hate these... saved Like 40 posts and they are all just quoting the same line of OP with a different reaction pic... how is this funny

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>>737334781
I died

>>737335614
There's lot of places with a town pedophile. Usually a feeble old man everybody knows will diddle kids if he gets the chance.

>>737334864
A true hero

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When anon shoved an ant up his ass

Antus lives

>>737340944
>hurr hurr wow my image uploaded REAL quick i wonder why

bleach does wonders on stains like yourself

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>>737333104

>>737333104
Does anyone of you have the greentext of the guy who started World Crow War II, and/or the greentext of the guy who lived in a messy dump and was told to put some rancid sour cream in the microwave, please?

>>737341026
Fuckin Kekked

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>>737341850

>>>/r9k/37959467

Bro it's somewhere in this thread. The story about the guy who lived in a messy dump.

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>>737333104

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>>737333104
h

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>>737333104
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>>737333104
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>>737333104
b

>>737335606
fking true that

>>737344176
No, it's not there.
Gee, I don't even have a clue about where to look for the thing.

>>737344943

type in control+f then search for 'fridgebro'. you should be able to find it then

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>>737344519
>this autism
Holy shit if you can't handle your porn I get it but don't push your lack of self-control on someone else.

>>737337954
Most original gamers stopped playing games or stay playing the same old ones without shit. My brother and me love an old game called Knights and Merchants. Graphics wise dog shit but it's fun to play with each other once in a while.

>>737345398
Thanks so much!

>>737344202
>>737344202
I don't get it. It's not really funny just laughing at OP.

>>737345462
well if you took some philosophy classes you would know that it's quite common to associate self esteem and sex, and many people believe dthat hardcore fetishs are somewhat related to self esteem issues (like crossdressing, being gay and so forth)

>>737344444
quints for truth
hippies are bitching about the climate since the '60 and if something should have happened it would have happened ages ago. Elites know this info and just milk people for climate change taxes. If something would really be bad for the enviroment the elites would have regulations in place for stuff like aerosol sprays and other stuff that damage it.

>>737346304
Which further proves the fact that progressism is not only functional but also serves as the task force for our oppresors and their bankers.