End a date in 4 words !

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She will have water

The fuck I'm paying

>>737329613
Donald trump hurr durrr

>>737329613
Hi! Welcome to Jackass!

I am a jew

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>>737329613
I have to poop

>>737329613
This date is over

I forgot my wallet
Do you like anal
I like little boys
This is my mom
Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!
I shat my pants

What gender are you?

>>737329613
most blacks have herpes

>>737329613
your tits look good

>>737330052
He gets it...

>>737329613
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>737330052
Underrated

>>737329613

I voted to LEAVE

You shall not pass!

I support women's rights

>>737329613
Party leader has left

Do you like mudkips?

SLUUUUUUUT! word2 word3 word4

>>737329613

I WANT ANAL TONIGHT

>>737330052
/thread

I took a viagra

>>737329613

Make America Great Again!

Allergic to duct tape?

>>737329613
do you like 4chan

I'm a virgin

Does this smell like chloroform

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Look at my asshole

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>>737330728
>>737330748

>>737329613
i can't count

Bernie Sanders would have won

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>>737330052

Your sister was better.

I fucked your twinsister.


Real story ask 4 MOAAAAAAAAAR!

Show me your dick

>>737329613
>Drink my pee bitch
>I prefer your sister/brother
>I need to nut
>Smile and optimism: gone

i only fuck traps

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>>737329613
>I drink unfiltered water.
D R O P P E D

>>737329613

My wedding is Tomorrow

NEVER fails to end a date

>>737329613
Wait, you're not underage?

>>737329613
i want to lick

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>>737330065
>Do you like anal

Was what I was going to say

>>737331111
checked

>>737329613
show me your dick.

>>737329613
are you a virgin?

You're mom is hotter

You like Loli pron?

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>>737330052

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This thread is shit.

>>737331281
>You're

YOUR. Not YOU'RE.

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>>737331111
Cheek em quads boi

>>737329878
Close, but it's yiay

>>737329613
I cum in you ?

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>>737331368
Well now it most certainly is

>>737329613
I fucked your dad.

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>>737331521
I fucked your cat

Gibe da pusi b0ss

Don't tell my wife

Taxi Commander is defeat.

Eat all the eggs

>>737329613
You got this, right?

full of edgy not funny, teenage humor KYSelfs for posting this unfunny cancer

Cash me ousside boi

>>737329613

I have german heritage

Separate checks, m'lady.

>>737331753
doesn't necessarily end the date, but it sure dries out her pussy

I play video games

Can I punch you?

>>737331719
I'm sure theres a trap thread somewhere. Go there, don't come back

>>737329613
this date is over.

>>737330065
But that's 24 words

White genocide is real

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My dad was black

>>737330774
Fuckin kek

I used to work....

>>737330827
Well, your counting skills are consistent with one of Hillary's shills.

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I've got five kids

>>737329613
My name is OP

>>737331827
topkek

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>>737329613
my dick goes where?

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I was adopted...twice

>>737329613
I can't stand you

I forgot the lube

Butt sex tonight, M'lady?

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I love you babe

I have reddit gold

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>>737330231

>>737332078
Was he cured?

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>>737333865

>>737329613
I like browsing /b/

>>737329613
i am very poor

>>737329613
traps are not gay

Get a peniccilin injection

i fucked my sister

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>>737329613
"Praise kek fuck normies"

>>737329613
right I'm off, cya

>>737329613
whos the girl? i'm in love

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>>737329613
You are so horrible.
I want to die.
B0ss, gibe me ass.
Please please please please.
I hanged a dog.
Can you cuck me?
Your grandma tastes good.
Cum in my hair.
Shit piss AID's autism.
Please kill me now.
Kill me for real.
I have 3 benises.

>>737330272
this KEK

>>737335267
no you're inlove with the man cause you're a fag

I'm ending this date.

>>737330077
>nobody checking triple dubs
Sad!

I go to /b/

>>737329613
I don't want kids.

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I was a man

I have to go

i voted for trump

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>>737330052

Do you like potato knishes

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>>737335290

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>>737330052

Hey! Umm can i borrow 43$?

Do you like 4chan?

>>737329613
g'day m'lady *tips fedora*

I go on /b/

You like anal fisting?

>>737329613
You're not my mom!!

Listen here you Nigger

who's your favorite youtuber

I am HIV positive.

>>737329613
I dont eat ass

GTFO.

>>737329613
I'm under five eleven

9gag isn't that bad.

>>737329613
Apparently, she was 14.

>>737329613
I like your daughter

>>737329613
Do you have BattleToads?

Hitler was so wrong
I like the jews
Kek is just fake
I enjoy watching CNN
He will not divide
Reddits better than 4chan
I'm a total feminist
Black lives matter yo
Don't call him nigger

>>737341079
this

bruh, i dont even need to say anything, i just show up and its over

You stupid dumb idiot

How am I here

My pants are unzipped

My test came in

Will you marry me

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Do you like anime?

>>737329613
Seriously, fuck you, ok

>>737329613
> bye, good night miss
> gotta get going bye!

>>737329613
I love you baby

The bathroom? Over there

Fill up on bread

air dry, no tampons

>>737329613
There's no wage gap

I voted for Trump.

Your cash or credit?

>>737329613
I only like loli

This was a mistake

Do you drink pee?

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>>737329613
Waiter? Separate checks please

I eat my cum.

How young are you?

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>>737330052

I'm on a list

i'm going home now

I love child pussy.

Your place or mine?

You breath is ASS.

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>>737331702
Kekd

You have weird tits.

"He's a good president"

Are those teeth real.

You're ugly up close.

That dress is terrible.

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>>737331702
kek

Does my ass stink?

I collect used panties.

You're paying or else.

>>737329613
>assuming its a first date

so whats your fetish?

>>737329613
Dinners over. FUCK TIME!

This is really lame.

>>737335579
triple dubs arent a thing faggot

Fuck me you're boring.

Bitch, Hitler dindu nufin

Would you rim me?

Goddamn it, more diarrhea!

My herpes outbreak hurts.

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My name is Jeff

We would never work.

I am a brony

I'm into animal porn.

Please just shut up.

Fart in my mouth.

>>737329613

got a little sister?

Red leader, checking in!

>>737346048

and /thread

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>>737346048
This.... although might seal the deal as opposed to ending the date

>>737331702
GOLD

>>737331702
What the fuck I haven't laughed this hard in YLYL threads. Silly shit just gets me

family guy funny moments

>>737346625
These threads are always funny as fuck

nigger kike faggot dyke

>>737329613
I do gender studies

You smell like sauerkraut.

I love all niggers.

A statement that offends almost everyone.

>>737330052
Well

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>>737329613
I love spiderman thread

>>737329613
is you mother hot......

Works all the time.....

>>737329613
This date is over

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>>737330052

Anal? Yes or no

i'm going, bye bye

lemme get boneless pizza

I have an erection

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>>737329956

>>737330052
Savage.

>>737330052
Winner

>>737329613
"Your place or nine?"

>Whip out average nine inch dick

>>737329613
Shit! it's my wife

>>737329613
i fucked your dad

I fucking love anime

XD

>>737329613
I don't like you.

Make America great again

cunt cunt cunt cunt

>>737349619
When was it not great? Fuck off Eurocunt.

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>>737329613
Your sister is hot


> Enjoy being haunted by dog.jpg tards

Is your daughter hot?

>>737349809
This worked better than expected the last time I asked.

You smell like Mother.

I end this date

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>>737330052
>

We should stop dating

>>737350468
kek

>lets make some kids

>>737329613
It's time for cumsies.

>>737329613
I have got aids

>>737332078
And now what color is he

>>737329613

Lets make a baby

>>737329613
Pleased to meet you

I'm sorry, I'm myself.

>>737329613
You're not my type

Run and I'll shoot

I creamed your sister.