I am now a meth dealer? Drug thread?

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>>737322285
Hahaha lol no......

>>737322285
Do you sell to a lot of tweakers

>>737322285
What's it like selling stuff that ruins lives?

Take a hit and post experience faggot

>>737322285
How does it feel being a failure in life?

>>737324127
I literally just did my first sale it was 1.4 for 120 to a professional guy who had his kid in the car. He came in, took a couple hits to try it, and left.

Insert tip to fbi image

>>737324319
You know being an 18 year old Dropout from college who is now selling meth out of his parents basement is pretty good

>>737324209
You know, I haven't sold enough of it to say quite yet lol

>>737324920
Yeah once you lower your spectations

Do you smoke your own product?

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>>737322285
Whats the price for bigger weights say 1/4 pound or whatever you can get a hold of
Regional location

>>737325765
You know I still have to ask about a quarter pound but I know I can get a half ounce or even more for like 400

>>737325974
Describe the high

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>>737325974
is this in texas, ohio, florida, idaho, southwest, bible belt

>>737325129
>>737324239
Nope ;) lol imma clean this thing in just a minute it's getting kind of nasty looking

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>>737326546
Lol I may or may not have forgotten the pic

>>737326099
When I smoked meth it was serious shit, and even though I knew that I was moving fast it felt like everything around me was super chill and super slow. Kinda felt like how non-stoners imagine people getting high for the first time, like vivid colors and wispy surroundings. It was a goddamn blast, would definitely do it again except for it looked like I had a rug burn spot almost like ringworm on my neck the next day. And a crazy sore throat. Climbed up to the roof of my apartment and took a nap, mad people slowing down to stare as they passed.

>>737326800
That kind of reminds me of when I hallucinated that I was surrounded by cops so then I ran from said cops and slept in a dumpster and then kept running from Cops until I decided to surrender to the cops that weren't actually there and then someone sent a real cop who picked me up but could find no reason to arrest me so he took me to detox

>>737327181
It's hard to describe but I usually just describe it as you have energy you don't feel tired at all you are awake and I get so talkative it's not even funny when I'm on this stuff and that actually makes me paranoid that's the other thing about this stuff the paranoia is off the charts

>>737322285
that's that shitty mexican ice. get some real meth, faggot

>>737325974
>half ounce
larping faggot. i made and sold a LOT of meth, and never used ounces

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>>737322285
Have you ever tried the stuff?
Did you build up to dealing meth, or is this the first stuff you've ever dealt full tilt?

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>>737325129
>>737324239
Keep this thread going for like another 20 minutes and you get a video

anyone got experience selling xans? those pressed xans on the alphabay are cheap as fuck. so tempting. i just don't wanna get robbed if i'm sellin bulkk

>>737326099
I used to smoke meth and masturbate for hours, my personal record was 14hr, i remember closing my eyes and kept seeing porn in my head when i was over

>>737327662
What do you deal in? An 8-ball is 3.5 grams which is, guess what, an eighth of an ounce

>>737327935
https://youtu.be/dhxpdO4Ma3o

>>737328568
i don't deal in anything anymore. like i said, nothing was measured in ounces

>>737328639
that looked like a big hit. is meth smoke harsher than weed smoke?

>>737322285
If someone rolls hexes will you take ALL of it at once and improve society?

>>737328797
I mean if you burn it it tastes nasty as fuck like oh my God on another level gross and you just can not.... it just.... *cringes so hard* if you don't burn it it really doesn't taste like much of anything to me at least and fuckin comes in and out like Silk

>>737328639
Hey man, dont hold the smoke, its bad for your health

>>737329138
I didn't really hold it I just pulled it back off camera to get the rest of the hit and keep my face off the screen for as much as possible

Can I buy some? Where you at OP?

>>737328639
wow, you're really terrible at that, anon

>>737329571
Would it be better if I was a pro at smoking meth? Lol

>>737329490
970 you?

>>737326757
Gross. Either it's shit or you need to learn to twist.

>>737330134
if you're gonna do it, do it right, anon. for starters, you need to clean that pipe, like a week ago. you can either do it with a fluid (water or alcohol), or if you have the nads, burn it clean. get the bulb red hot and burn all that carbon off. try not to leave the torch on it any longer than necessary or you'll burn through it quicker. second, you should put a very small amount in at one time. if you're good with the torch and understand the dynamics of heat transfer, then use the torch to trace lines of it out into a spider web across the bulb and only heat one "line" at a time. the way you were rolling it around, you'd be better off using a bic lighter. use as little heat as necessary to vaporize it, no matter what method you use. the fuller you load the bulb, the more you waste in oxidation (you're gonna burn it, bro)

>>737330134
>>737330683
forgot to say, learn how to use the carb hole. it's there for a reason

>>737329138
Why? I hold mine all the time and it gets me high af
>bad for your health
>meth

Plot twist: OP is a male crack whore.

>>737330942
>wat is harm reduction?

>>737331085
>fag

>>737330683
Yeah I'm still getting better at it. It's a learning process lol

>>737331379
i just advanced your skillz by about a year's worth of practice if you apply my advice

>>737331574
I made be dealing in this shit now but I don't waste drugs. I'm going to "clean" the not nasty shit out of here and then I'm going to clean the fuck out of the rest and then I'm going to use your advice

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>>737331979
Pic related

Wtf op? I sell grams for 50$ do people really pay your price???

>>737331979
if you're gonna clean it with the torch, keep the flame moving. too long in one spot will cause pitting, permanently altering the way it smokes and reducing its lifespan. if you want some basic bitch practice at managing the flame and salt temperature, just smoke from a foil until you can get it spread across the entire thing. if you've never used a foil, have somebody show you how to do it right

>>737332066
yeah, you're smoking mexican ice. ignore what i said about streaking out lines in the bulb. that only applies to real meth (crank, red & black, etc). just stick to the bic lighter

>>737332193
That guy did he said that the connect he had had offered him 50 for half a g so I decided to offer him $90 for a full G and because I need 160 I said I'd give him two G's for 160 but he drove like two hours to get here so he could only do 120 lol

>>737332193
I was just improvising on that one cuz I needed to make 200 total today and that plus the money I already had means I just need to make 40 more dollars in the next hour

>>737332193
Sure if it's good shit or your not a regular customer. If it's cut to hell it might be cheep but will fuck ya up bad fast. Especially that Mexican crap that is usually cut 50%.

>>737329138
Is this a joke? It's pretty funny.

>>737332800
No this is biker ice this isn't Mexican ice I'm just shit at smoking it so I end up burning the shit out of it

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>>737322285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBTckgLpSvs why no blue?

That crack whore aint no dealer. Dealers stay off their own stuff.

>>737322285
>I am now a meth dealer?
are you not sure?

>>737333112
lmfao. wrong. GOOD dealers don't smoke their own shit. lots of dealers do it anyway

I never understood meth. Seems like a gay drug. But I've always been about the opiates. Give me some heroin any day.

>>737333397
>i like downers
>anybody who likes uppers is gay
>if you disagree with my subjective opinion your a faggot

>>737333471
Meth is a faggot drug. That's why they all use it. This is a fact. They smoke some g and then fuck each other in the ass for hours. It is known.

>>737333574
did meth for a long time anon. i magically somehow never got intimate with another man. really makes me think

>>737333148
LOL I didn't mean to and didn't even notice that I had put that one in there until you just pointed it out Jesus fuck I'm spinning

How would you hypothetically make meth. Is it like breaking bad or could someone make it in there backyard?

>>737333845
breaking bad won't teach you how to make it, anon. but the quick answer to your question is yes and yes

>>737333845
That depends on whether you're talking about an actual proper cook where you're trying to make shit that's not just going to blow up or if you're just trying to shake and bake cuz you're talking addicted and have to get some sort of high

>>737334004
If I did I'd want to make something I could sell on the deep web. Or any kind of drug I could make a profit on without having to interact with other people too much

>>737334173
>wants to sell drugs without interacting with people
good fucking luck, anon

>>737334173
I'm a people person so I realize there's going to be some crazies and I'm ready for that but I'm just going to take that as another story to put in the story book

>>737322285
What happens if you swallow one of those large crystals?

>>737330282
why did you say that....

>>737334226
>Without interacting with too many people.
I don't want to sell small quantities to many people, I'd rather just sell in bulk

>>737334391
then it gets absorbed as if you took a pill, instead of being delivered through the lungs and nasal passages

>>737334520
you need some serious connections, anon. that requires trust, which usually requires building trust by starting small and working your way up

>>737334391
It dissolves in your stomach and then you do get high I've never even tried it though because they're f****** gross. If I ever spill some powder though I'll like touch it to my tongue and it'll dissolve on their and that'll increase the high a little bit it's just a way to not waste drugs cuz it's f****** gross like I already said

>>737322285
PLAGUE. Line up all the meth addicts and kill every single one of them. Fucking pathetic pieces of shit.

>>737334655
Aren't you original I bet you think marijuana makes you violent isn't a sarcastic thing

>>737334647
i used to dissolve it in my soda when i wanted to be very discreet. it does taste nasty, but not so bad that i couldn't drink it

>>737334613
Well that seems like a lot of effort. Maybe I would or would not rob some banks

>>737334173
then you just gotta do big amounts, so start bulk buying, find a form of security (i would recommend a taser) sell to one dealer that sells on a street lvl, or just to some highschool kid that will push it for you, you can order it yourself and push the whole thing in a second

>>737334752
One day you'll grow up...or become a trans faggot and never put down your precious pipe. Please OD for the sake of humanity.

>>737330282
978!!

>>737334520
keep in mind when you have a certain amount on you, you're in a higher class of dealer, with far more severe charges if you get caught

>>737334391
Only about 75% absorbed if taken orally. Takes time to kick in too. If too much .. good luck with the heart attack or stroking out.

>>737334920
telling an addict to simply stop smoking is fucking retarded

>>737334975
i don't think you understand how meth works, anon

>>737334920
Kik me doit4dachan

>>737326800
>smoked meth
>took a nap

Pfft yeah right. You probably smoked something crazy, but it sure wasn't meth.

>>737328522
Great job giving yourself brain damage, poor idiot

>>737335046
Orally is the least effective way of taking it. Shooting up is the most effective (But that's pretty hard core .. dirty needle, welcome to aidsville.) Then hits off a glass dick, then rails, and finally up the ass ( even better than oral).