Celeb thread. Lewd edition
Whats you're favorite Matthew Mcconaughey film?
>>737320471
Dallas Buyers Club
>>737320471
Ghost of girlfriends past
>>737320497
oh another classic
>>737320471
We are Marshall. Best use of Southern Accent ever used by an actor
>>737320471
Fools gold
Lunch time. Have fun, hedonists.
>>737320471
Larger Than Life
>>737320522
He was likeable in that movie and it's underrated Matt kino
>>737320550
No doubt truly a masterclass display of acting
>>737320578
Really getting into Sarah. Got a kik?
>>737320344
I could honestly play with that body all day.
>>737320482
>>737320583
>>737320578
>>737320486
The scene where he has sex with the chick that has aids, was so beautiful. They just...didn't have to worry for once...what was the worst that could happen to them? Them both having that moment of ease and carefreeness was amazing.
>>737320578
Hnnng
>>737320613
Matt.mcconaughty69
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>>737320649
>>737320620
>>737320471
Wolf of Wall Street
>>737320620
>>737320692
mfw kenzie anon and mcconaughey anon are the same person
>>737320758
>>737320758
you caught me
>>737320828
>>737320758
>>737320833
>>737320758
Qt-foy anon doesn't troll
>>737320917
Or could that be the perfect cover?
>>737320758
>>737320833
nice work, javascript?
>>737320917
it was more of a joke, see the reply to me saying it
>>737320974
>>737320974
>>737320962
Doubt it. He is cool
>>737321065
>>737321088
Kik anyone?
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>>737321097
i somewhat admire your dedication. even when you dont get reactions you keep it up. most people give up when they arent getting a reaction out of people.
>>737320471
Interstellar
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>>737321248
Is this a good physique
>>737321150
cmiclover7887
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>>737321316
THis guy gets it
>>737321361
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>>737321322
The element of surprise in this was academy award worthy...
>>737320471
Gold
Someone start a rabbit stream
>>737321495
Everything he does is academy award worthy
>>737321511
What is that a stream of rabbits?
>>737320344
>posting a bikini pic
>lew edition
/b/ is so fuckin prude in summer lol
>>737320471
Gotta be Interstellar
>>737321628
newfag
>>737321361
>>737320471
Interstellar
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>>737321786
Hngggg
>>737321786
Looks like its just me and you bud
>>737321786
>>737321885
youve chased the thread away again. people arent stubborn enough
>>737321976
Well whats youre favorite Matthew mcconaughey film?
>>737320471
Interstellar
>>737321976
>>737322040
dazed and confused of course
>>737322085
Kik?
>>737322085
A classic
>>737320344
Is McConaughey the new... what's his name again?
>>737322136
>>737322085
>>737322136
whats yours
>>737322139
indeed
>>737322190
THat guys a faggot
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>>737322203
Anonceleb98
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>>737322376
nah
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>>737322376
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>>737322537
Sometimes in order to move forward you have to go back
>>737322537
>>737322648
is that lindsey lohan?
>>737322648
MOre
>>737320344
as someone who appreciates a pretty face...this is disappointing.
>>737322259
Nah dude. He just plays one in the movies.
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>>737322722
nah
>>737322726
Gigi's?
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>>737322725
if youre the same kik dude you need to chill. you sound so desperate. im not gonna stop posting until i run out
>>737322759
I wanna suck on her toes
>>737322848
Yes. It's round, fat, and unpleasantly shaped IMO.
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>>737322919
get in line
>>737322902
He is desparate he probably hasnt interacted with humans in like 5 years
>>737322902
Not him. I just like to comments but thanks anon
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>>737322998
>>737322922
>>737322919
>>737323039
Comment on Matt then
Can I get a link to the celeb discord?
>>737322998
>>737322998
moar
>no one wants to dirty talk about matt
>>737323188
>>737323167
what celeb discord
>>737323064
just post this mcconaugheyfag
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>>737323188
>>737323297
>>737323272
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>>737323297
even moar
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>>737323358
i dont have that much of her feet
>>737323358
>>737323394
>>737323394
someone needs to shop a glory hole in there
>>737323297
Her soles must taste amazing
>>737320471
Interstellar
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>>737323579
in every thread someone says that lol. is it always the same guy?
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>>737323609
no doubt about that
>>737323394
post as much as you have, ty!
>>737323637
Yes its all herman, i dont have the copypasta normally posted in these threads but i would post it if i had it
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>>737323726
that copypasta got older faster than mattposts though
>>737323716
>>737323788
moar!
>>737323788
Yeah but it makes me laugh a little because its actually kinda true
>>737323922
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>>737323924
yeah theres a few samefaggers in these threads, but not as many as the copypasta makes it out to be
>>737323922
>>737323924
you're actually kinda faggy
>>737324051
Its definitely one guy who starts all the gay shit
>>737324115
How am i gay?
>>737324051
>>737324158
yeah, i usually try to keep homosexual activities off of /b/ and on kik
>>737324115
>this
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>>737324252
>>737324203
as a stupid fag
>>737324537
Whats you're favorite Matthew Mcconaughey film?
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>>737324527
how do you even have so many pics of him?
>>737324733
You can never have too many pictures of perfection
>>737324681
the one where he plays you. it's called "Annoying stupid fag: a true story".
>>737324903
Sounds like a cinematic masterpiece my friend i'll have to check it out
>>737324733
>>737325048
Is he trying to eat her tits?
>>737324903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJsG9i2y-MU
>>737325048
>>737325139
wouldnt you? but with matt
>>737325220
Matt doesnt have tits and im not a cannibal
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>>737325265
you're boring then
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>>737325529
nice!
>>737325529
Is this chick actually a celebrity because i dont know who the fuck she is
>>737325529
You may never even sit in the back seat
>>737325610
sort of. she's been in a few movies, she's in the new blade runner so she'll be more well known
>>737320471
Free State of Jones
>>737325731
time to change things up a bit
>>737326008
post the video of her getting pushed in front of a train
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>>737326076
i dont have it in webm form, sorry
>>737326076
>post the video of her getting pushed in front of a train
stupid fag
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>>737326150
calm yourself, big boy
>>737326150
Its a classic scene, Mcconaughey should be in house of card now that i think of it
>>737324496
Such a great movie. "I love them high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age."
>>737326218
I dont mind her she kinda looks like Ana Kendrick/ Bella Thorne if they werent crack addicts
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>>737326218
mara a cute
>>737326308
a quote to live by my friend
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>>737326319
i dont mind kendrick, she was better when she had babyfat on her though
>>737326345
indeed
>>737326428
>>737326218
THIS WAS MORE THAN TEN (10) TEN (10) TEN YEARS AGO SHE IS OLD NOW!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>737326534
heres another old pic for you
>>737326534
At least Matt is aging like fine wine
>>737322245
who is this tasty treat?
>>737326583
>>737326643
Thats Matthew Mcconaughey
>>737326653
>>737326643
thats holly willoughby, brit tv presenter
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>>737326653
dfgjdj
>>737325731
she looks a lot like amber heard
>>737326847
but not a gold digging whore
>>737326895
they're all gold digging whores
>>737326895
*yet
>>737326929
i wish i could be 15 again like you
>>737326937
yeah maybe that'll change
>>737327025
what does me being 15 have to do with gold digging?
So whats you're guys favorite Matthew Mcconaughey film?
>>737326816
Yummy.
>>737327159
Interstellar
new bread?
>>737327499
not yet
>>737327499
nah
>>737327499
Ill make one
>>737327664
thanks matt!
>>737328063
Im almost finished making it
>>737320471
You mean besides Interstellar, right? That one where he's a religious nut in the South and makes his two young sons help him kill people
>>737328373
Im pretty sure thats interstellar
>>737328524
you sure about that, anon?
New
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