/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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>>737298643

Y anon

>>737298811
what was the link to?

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>>737298409
*dabs*

>>737299365

Narnia.

>>737299579
?

these threads are so fucking cucked dont know why i even bother smh tbh fam

>>737299993
>>737299999

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>>737298409
lads

Freezing my balls off.

Why are ID's even gone??

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>>737300474
(You)

warm in akl

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Dunners reporting.

I guess ten of us still show up to these shitfests so report in with your reasons.

>>737300730
Dunners pls cuck me

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>>737300085
Mate.

>>737300730
Bro

I'm OK with these threads. I'm only able to swing by once or twice a week. Just good knowing they're here, even if some nights not much happens.

I wish I had friends

>>737301176
I'll be your friendo. Tell me about yourself. What are you into?
Fav game? What's your fav food? Any TV shows you like? Got any pets?

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Based Uncle Winnie here, consider this your daily reminder to vote for Gareth Morgan / TOP.

>>737301176
Do you really?

>>737301634
>voting

>>737301675
Would be better than no friends I guess

>>737301728
It's questionable... Social interactions are good, but people aren't, so therein lies the problem.

Why are most people from NZ so trashy? Do you have a very big working class?

>>737301857
Every country has trashy people. We just have more trashy people with computers.

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>>737300730
because this is where my friends hang out

Auckland Here. Anyone keen on buying me Overwatch and then having a game?

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>>737300856
I'm good, thanks.
>>737301114
That's pretty much my reasoning. How's it going, mate?
>>737302467
O shit waddup, also this. Literally.

>>737303024
Trade you overwatch for a bag of weed.

>>737303166
too poor

>>737303024
only if you buy me Overwatch first

Havent gone on a NZ thread in over a year, are they still terrible

>>737303305
they've never been better

>>737303389
good to know, ill be back in another years time

>>737303269
Fine. Come to my house and suck my dick. If you make me cum I will buy you overwatch.

>>737303453
where abouts you live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6OtXd0CrSE&t=247s

>>737303514
New Lynn

>>737303620
yo keen

>>737303690
What is your gender?

>>737303785
attack helicopter

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Upper Hutt reporting in

>>737303389
well they started to get exponentially better after Chinkbro left

>>737303868
What genitals do you have?

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>Christchurch

>>737303892
attack helicopter

>>737304055
Sounds dangerous, I am going to have to pass.

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>>737304045
Was fucken happening, mang?

>>737304055
I think you mean rotor blades.

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>>737304111
Basically just being a full blown human being at this point. Working, gaming and hanging with the lady friend.

How's things w/ you?

>>737300532
idgi

>>737304113
lewd

>>737304330
I want to spin your blades.

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Anyone interested in chatting kik Ashley_x64. im a boy ok.

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>>737304219
REEE NORMIES etc. Nah, that's cool, man. Things going well for ya?
Eh, they're going. Bit of this and a bit of that if y'know what I mean.

>>737304386
i want to spin fidgets with you until we both cum

>>737304565
You are obviously a boy, why did you need to clarify?

>>737304625
Do we even have those things in NZ?

>>737304565
answer me just sent u dikpic

>>737304746
My son is way into them. He wants me to buy him a gold one, I told him to fuck off.

>>737304847
Your son is autistic. Put him down.

>>737304878
He is not. He is also super into sonic the hedgehooooh fuck he's autistic.

>>737304847
my mum says i can get a new one at the end of the month. i'm thinking of upgrading to the vectorum 360. apparently you can reach crazy speeds with it like 520 rpm

>>737304992
wow dude i bet that will make bitches cum

>>737304992
I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. I got him a white one from the $2 shop.

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>>737304992
wtf mine only goes like 430 rpm MAX and that's if i push it. what lubricants do you use for the bearings?

>>737305341
This is weapons-grade autism.

>>737305540
It's obviously a joke.

>>737305555
holy shit quads

>live in a uni town
>want molly
>not a student and cant make friends
=
>no drugs
fml

why cant drugs just be legal already

>>737305676
See here:
>>737301634

>>737305676
What town?

First time I've been here before that fucktard neckbeard faggot posting photos of tanks all night.

>>737306015
tankbro's neckbeard is soft and luxurious.

>>737306102
Seconded.

>>737305903
dunedin

>>737306102
>>737306139

You're all a bunch of faggots.

just farted lads

>>737306292
was that in greggs then lad

>>737306178
It's Dunners. If it's who I think it is then you already know.

Anyone else hmu with those deals tho lel

>>737306331
on my couch. too much boiled eggs eaten my dude

>>737306422
too much eggys bro

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Can one of you guys explain why every single kiwi guy (white only) I've been with has been uncut and seemed to have trouble washing all the smegma/urine away?

>>737306506
the gf made me get cut a few years back. best decision i ever made tbh

>>737306463
no such thing mate

>>737306506
this. with the maoris too. fucking disgusting.

>>737306608
fuck up Quercy

>>737306506
No idea but I feel like I am the only circumcised dude in the country.

>>737306608
>>737306560

Don't get me wrong, I love sucking a good cock but grotty uncut cock is just gross.

Good thing you got cut, lad.

Are Maoris traditionally uncut?

>>737306674

Why cut?

>>737306415
REEE I WANT ACID, MOLLY AND MUSHIES

>>737306702
I was an infant, I didn't really have a say in the matter.

>>737306648
not quercy you moron

>>737306692
Everyone is traditionally uncut except for muslims, jews and americans.

>>737306737
Workin' and waitin' on it

>>737306754

Oh ok but not religious reasons or nothing? just family preference?

>>737306757
>implying there are any other femanons that shitpost in this cesspool

>>737306737
what'll you pay for shrooms?

>>737306830
No religion, just family preference. It sucks though because I can't fuck with condoms because I feel nothing.

>>737306850
Scotty and Ginga are regulars, plus a few randoms

>>737306902

Got a pic of your cock, lad?

>>737306952
There's more than just them, too

>>737306978
we dont talk about the other

>>737306861
might be getting some tomorrow, but what are you thinkin

>>737306692
you a grill or just a faggot?

>>737306977
I only show my cock to women. Sorry anon.
>>737307017
>>737306978
Traps don't count.

>>737307105

Faggot.

>>737306952
No fucking way. I know a Scotty and a Ginga. Well I don't really know Scotty but I know of him.

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>>737298409
Congrats dudes, on giving USA the fucking spanking of a lifetime.
Brutal!

>>737307043
you in akl?
$10 a gram or $150 an oz

>>737307129
i'm cut. i would let you suck mine but not in a gay way, strictly plutonic

>>737307178
Nobody here cares.
This is the most richman sport there could ever be. Who the fuck else could afford a yacht?

>>737307258

Of course. Will you show me a pic of your willy?

>>737307246

What if I sucked your dick for a couple gram?

>>737307258
Can I suck you in a saturnic way?

>>737307246
yo im in auckland bro where abouts ?

>>737307373
like a literal whore?

>>737307338
cant right now i'm at work. 17cm cut

>>737307442
near the city, can drive tho

>>737307273
Still fun to see tho.
I can't buy a space shuttle but I still like that someone who could did and flew into space with it, and orbited the world at 22,000 miles per hour, delivering presents to all the girls and boys.

>>737307246
Do you have normal drugs? Like weed?

>>737307458

I aint proud man, I'll shave first so smooth cheeks no stubble and swallow your cum

manukau here

>>737307536
nah sorry mayn

time for bed, nini

>>737307487
I'm not sure that's what the space shuttles for anon.
You might have a look into that.

>>737307487
Santa would have to travel at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound.

>>737307539
$10 a gram x 2grams = blowjob?
literally a $20 whore. that's disgusting.

>>737307617

I like sucking dick anyway so its just a bonus really

>>737307539
>manukau
How much of a nigger are you? You're either Maori or Indian.

>>737307673

I am Indian but 2nd gen so no problems, went to school here etc. (Alfriston)

>>737307485
give me a number or something so we can catchup in city tomorrow

>>737307808
Called it. Rather Indians than Maoris, your people are less aggressive but just as rapey. My brother and sister went to Alfriston College. I used to live on Hyperion Drive.

>>737307869
email me temp mail
[email protected]

>>737306506
Because you weren't worth cleaning for.

>>737307926

Haha wow I lived Kuripaka Cres for my almost entire childhood.

Small world, but I don't rape, no need. I ply straight guys with cash or drugs for sex.

>>737308091
Most indians don't rape, they're just rapey. You fucks come on to white women so aggressively like you can't wait to cum inside them.
That said, do you have any hot sisters or cousins who want a white diddle? Love me some indian chicks.

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>>737308206

Serious question if I got you an Indian chick to fuck, in return would you let me watch? I would like to, I'm gay and want to watch you fuck her.

Deal?

>>737300730
'cos Kiwi living in the US, like to stay in contact with Kiwi brethren.

>>737308323
Depends. I don't share nudes and that extends to videos so you would have to hide behind the curtains.

>>737308509

That's fine, in the corner in the dark would probably have to do? would you do later tonight?

Sure, just supply the Indian woman. She needs to have that hot posh Indian accent though. Delhi or something.

>>737307869
you there homie?

>>737298409
Lol

>>737309183
>pls respond

>>737309743
yeah i will emailyou tomorrow bruv i forgot my password

>>737308323
ill rag her

>>737309204
what's so funny, faggot

>>737309892

What does that mean?

serious question: any cunt rooted a girl while shes on her period? if so, would you recommend it to a freind?

>>737310498
Yeah, I don't care about that shit. Put down a towel, and both jump in the shower after. Apart from a little smell, ain't nothing.

>>737310498

The smell is the worst. Just root her in the shower is the best bet if she's on period.

>>737310498
shits cash. it' s like having extra lube

>>737310689
>>737310598
whats the smell like?

>>737310723
rotten fish, piss, and shit. but in an arousing way

>>737310723
Concentrated blood, with a musty odor thrown in.

>>737309874
that email's gunna be dead tomorrow, drop me your email addy here or otherwise i'm in these threads pretty much every night

>>737311434
[email protected]

no homo

Anyone in Christchurch want to meet up now?

>>737311635
sweet txt me tomorrow
i'll be in town around 2.30-3

>>737312305
At 2am? Unlikely

>>737312310
nite xxx

>>737312445

even if im giving away bjs?

Serious question about NZ...I heard that if you have a Master's Degree or higher that you can move there.

Is that true?

>>737312729
only if you're white

>>737312597
Especially if you're giving out bjs