Pic not related I met this girl, got to the point of nudes We

Please need advice, good advice you got that actually worked

>>737290100
dont put condoms in your wallet
where are you meeting up?
What are you planning on doing?

>>737290100
Condom goes on your penis

>>737290532
Gonna meet up at gunthers
She wants to fuck but i cant take her to my house

>>737290532
Where cani put the condoms if not my wallet? In my jacket pocket? Pants pocket?

>>737290100
>Please i really need advice, what should i bring?
your dick
>>737290100
>What do i say?
hi babe
>>737290100
>Please, im nervous as hell and dont know if ill get it up since she is way out of my league
she doesn't want to fuck. she's teasing

Relax don't think to much.

yer about to get relationshipped m8
she doesn't actually want to fuck, she knows she can twist your young impressionable mind into thinking of the pleasures of her evil vagina magic
she's gonna keep on twisting you to her will until you are her property
THEN she will fuck
sounds like it might be worth it though if she's way out of your league

>>737291602
No i am not that young but even so i dont care to much about a relationship, im just tryna lose the v-card. Im to old and dont want to be a wizard. Ive had a few gfs but only got to cop feels. They were to religious. This girl is something else.

Put condom on fresh from shower. Then on date treat her like she's your mom. When she goes to the washroom take the condom off. Put it in her food. Wipe of condom dick smell from hands on sock. Stand up. Walk out. Watch from window outside. Hide. Giggle.

>>737291919
Not that bad a plan

She already sent me nudes so i already have some material but nothing can compare to the real thing

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>>737291798
>im just tryna lose the v-card
then i suggest you hire an escort
getting into any kind of non-business relationship with any female is asking for trouble if you don't want baggage
there is no such thing as a no-strings-attached interaction with a woman
an escort just has the courtesy to turn her strings into a one-time monetary payment

>>737290100
make sure that you're well trimmed down there. If she might suck your dick and youre worried about it not being fresh, baby powder should do the trick. Tell her whatever she wants to hear, whether it be lovey dovey shid or compliments, to get inside her and don't forget to be vocal during intercourse (ie if you want her to move from an uncomfortable position, tell her)

When you say something else does that mean non religious or is she like a cat or something.

>>737292062finally some good advice, an escort no, i wont do it, by religious they were church going girls. Yeah i might want to trim, where should i go to have sex? My house is a bit off limits since family is always around

>>737292223
>an escort no, i wont do it
then you're probly gonna remain a virgin broskeh
unless this woman is some kind of crackhead street walking trainwreck she isn't gonna just fuck some late-20's virgin in an alleyway or some shit
and if she IS a crackhead street walking trainwreck, then i strongly suggest you refrain from sexing her. your dick will fall off and a condom won't do shit to prevent that

>>737292480
Were both 19 fggt

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>>737292549
Lol earlier in the thread you said you weren't young and weren't trying to be a wizard
you're a baby, anon
god youth is truly wasted on the young
well enjoy your youth buddy, i'm off to make dinner, good luck with that little slut
and even if you fail, you've got 11 more years to avoid wizardry

>>737292480
this!! , theres not too many options on where you could fucc her other than one of your places. And hey escorts aren't that bad of a thing, if I'm ever single again I'll be sure to hit up one at least once. Glhf, Op

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>>737292716
Dont want to be the twenty year old here in the pic, yeah im not close to wizard but it can creep up on you if your not careful

Where should you go? wear a backpack. Bring a blanket, a flashlight, some tape and 2 water bottles. Go anywhere secluded. Put down blanket set YouTube on shuffle. Share the first water bottle then tape the flashlight to the water bottle opening. Put the water bottle on the ground and you now have a lantern. Tell her some dumb story how you thought that would work as a lantern. Then tell her she looks great under the stars. Push her hair over her ear and say it's getting in your way. She'll say why. You say cause i want to kiss you.

Oh yeah condom goes in back pack also.

Second water bottle is to drink after sex and wash up if needed. Don't fuck that up and drink both. You'll be thirsty.

Preferably bring a shitty blanket. Not your moms favourite quilt. Don't be a douche. You want something you can leave behind if it's all juiced up.

Good luck

>>737290100
>Pic not related
stopped reading right there my man

>>737292981
What fantasy do you live in my guy, that would be perfect but i dont want to go out into the stars and lay in a field. I wish i could but as a first date dont think it will happen

You're at nudes and can't do something like that then you are underestimating where you're actually at then bro. You go for a walk, at night, to a decent sized park near your shit.

Sounds like you're better off with condom dick smell on your hands at the restaurant.

Grow a set

>>737291150
>>737291245
>>737292981

Put condom in car
>fuck in car
>if you pay for dinner right away like the whole bill she might be justified to use you for money
>say "ill pay if you tip" then judge her based off how well she tips
>anything below 15% dont fuck her anyway

if she still wants to fuck, suggest going somewhere where youd be close to your car like a park or somewhere secluded. especially if your in your teens be all rebellious and have fun, go somewhere you're probably not supposed to be

definitely make a move quick or you will be friendzoned and used for food/movie dates

>if you have access to alcohol drink it with her
>keep condoms ready to go
>dont spill your spaghetti
>make the first move
If you kiss her and she loves it, then keep doing whatever activity you chose to go do and make her wait for it, shell want it more


good luck annon

>>737292055
Jesus Christ buddy, project much? Are you that frustrated with women?

>>737294005
also,
if you cant go to a house to fuck, she might not want to, so dont get your hopes up.
try again another time.
>at least get a finger in

First date'ah is the beta'h rate'ah

>>737294005
Thanks for the advice, will try to get as far as i can, the tip idea is pretty smart. Ill get a finger in dont you worry
Crazy thing is she is fucking rich, she drives a Mercedes, im kinda a poorfag since college is a bitch to pay and im heading to med school soon.

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>>737294533
BOOM
use that to your advantage then, think like a femlae and ask her to pay for her half
a good joke i use is
"can we split the bill 60/60?"
if she gives you a funny face say, weve gotta give a tip right?"
>insert laugh here

>>737294738
Fucking genius

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>>737294813
>implying everyone on /b/ is a virgin
thanks m8
>it works
have any other questions?

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This thread is like a donut with no jelly inside

>>737294896
How long should the date go before i recommend we leave?

>>737291245
Put the condoms in socks so yhat you cant see the ring

>>737295235
The ring?

>>737290100
Never get pleased from the dick
If you are virgin you will last only 3 minutes or less

Try to hold on
Or get the dick out and kiss her , tongue her anus and shit to gain more sex time

Also clean your dick nigger

>>737295205
>whatever feels comfortable
don't rush her out like an autist
sometimes people click and have really awesome conversations that feel great when they last forever. if she looks bored at all or starts fidgeting, move to the next location

something ive heard and noticed works, is having multiple 'locations' on the agenda. like in a bar dont talk to a girl in one spot all night and try to leave with her. instead move to a new game, or area in a club, or park, or more than one place to talk (car, park, dinner etc...)
>this makes the girl feel like she had a much more eventful night than she may have, and its more memorable with you, as if you guys had all this fun together

>>737295284
the thick part of the condom when its rolled up
he's trolling

I'm fairly this is from a porno I've seen

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>>737294813
>pic of one of the girls this has worked on

>>737290100
>Where should i put the condom?

in the garbage, because it will ruin the sex, and you don't sound like the type who's going to have a lot of other opportunities

>>737296065
this honestly
condoms suck, and if youre a virginfag youre probbly going to give it away you are one by how you struggle to put one on.
>practice?

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>>737292807
Haha This ol picture. I remember losing my virginity on my 16th birthday and then seeing this later on. Almost got the middleschool badass one. Too bad

>>737296141
Ive gotten the hang of it since high school, im 19 and busy with school thats why i may seem new to this, my priority for a while was achieving grades. Strict ass parents man

>>737295879
Props to you, you over 21? Dude im 19 and alcohol is not something id like to get. My date is later today

>>737296391
youll be fine, also if you stress about it so much and or get your hopes so high for guaranteed sex, you will ruin it or ruin your chances. take it easy and dont expect it to happen, it might

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>>737296455
23
been with 31 girls
>still looking for the right girl

>>737296487
I am slightly stressed but yeah i am taking it slow. Id like to have sex but it might not happen. Being saddled in a relationship aint to bad with a rich girl, a friend of hers told me she bought her ex an ipad. Hopes on getting one. Pray for me fellos

>>737296606
Wow, thats a shit ton, you got a job? How did you start? Were you just a chad your whole life?

>>737296715
good luck fam
>>737296779
Not really a chad
ive been doing regular young people entry level jobs, nothing with serious money if thats what youre asking> I dont make much
>Started in hioghschool
>knew about sex at an early age, grew up quick
>got practice early how to hit on girls
>lost mine at 15, but it was smooth sailing from there
>2016 was 13 girls, best year ever
>not a chad, i just am slightly attractive, and >satrted working out in 2015
>been actually hitting on girls since i was like 11, so plenty of practice
>I was on tinder for a bit too so thats like 6 girls
>im lowkey nerdy, but not neckbeard
>just dont be autistic or really ugly and youll have sex eventually in your life
>i hate chads but know how to pretend to be one in front of girls

Im down to give more advice

>>737297815
my man

>>737298307
Dude i love science topics, politics. But what are some good topics if the convo goes stale?

>>737298422
talk about her and pretend to care. Pretend to know stuff about what she is talking about (her friends, her hobbies, her likes/dislikes)
>just be relatable whatever it is youre talking about

>>737298422
>>737298572
oh and dont talk politics. its bad.
>im a libtard and this girl i was fucking was a trump supporter conservative
>we stopped talking because "we probably wouldnt work out in the long run"
>dont talk politics, just get to fucking

>>737298650
Ok, also where should i keep the condom if things get going. Dont think its a good idea to put it in my wallet

>>737292981
this sounds so forced it reminds me of egg guy
>eat those eggs

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>>737298915
other back pocket
>or jacket pocket
>don't wear fucking hoodies you dirty teenager
>get a nicer jacket
>not a fedora overcoat
>breast pockets are usually nice safe places for a condom
>or just fucking keep em in the car til you need them since youre not going home to fuck


>>737297815
>>737296779
oh and also i ride a motorcycle, not sure if that helps me get laid or not but girls say its cool
>still not a chad

im this guy
>>737299237
>>737298650
>>737298572
>>737298307
>>737297815
>>737296606

and this is bad advice
>>737292981

>>737299237
Thanks for the advice wish i could talk more but my phone is almost dead.

Two possibilities...First though...Hotel/Motel works if she wants to sex you...

OK A> Go in and play it smooth...She is the most interesting girl in the WORLD and the MOST beautiful...everything she says is either funny or incredibly interesting...Don't listen to these fucks...pay for dinner...and whn you leave, say "Hey want to get a nice private room and see what happens next?"

THAT will work...

B> Tell her during dinner that you really like her and are turned on by her but you're a virgin and you REALLY want her to be the one...Tell he you hope she can teach you because you really want to learn how to pleasure a woman...

I did this LONG after I lost my virginity and it worked and got me GREAT fucking sex....Because women want to make your first time special..

Eat her pussy and play with her clit...look up clit on Google images and make sure you know where it is...

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>>737299485
no worries bro
Sex is dope, good luck
Dont sweat it if it doesnt work out
>planned sex isnt good sex

youre welcome

>>737299594
No.
Dont do any of this
this is autistic as fuck, and will not get you laid
>girls think hotels are creepy
>dont cuck yourself into paying for everything and becoming a friend
>dont say "lets see what happens next?" unless youre 17 or autistic
>dont tell girls you want to fuck that youre a virgin, less chance of followthrough
>yes, "Eat her pussy and play with her clit...look up clit on Google images and make sure you know where it is..."

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>general how to get laid advice thread now

>lemme hear your questions

>>737301288
>>737301643

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Ive never been sent nudes.

Why this virgin is?

>>737301811
>because you dont know how to talk to women
also youre not confident, women feel they have to prove themselves to confident men