Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>737275840
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>have fun
what is fun?
Still here
And
>>737284259
It's enjoying yourself bb
>>737284007 Juvia
There's a few songs i like but i haven't really listened to much of his stuff.
I'll take a listen to that one.
Alright that works for me.
Yup~
>>737284145
I'm tired
>>737284450
Go to slep.
>>737284311
so you're drunk and just gonna hit on me? aight.
>>737284406
hey you. holding up?
>>737284450
Then don't say mine are bad and sleep inside
>>737284511
I mean that's what I do when I'm drunk. Do you not want me to?
>>737284512
hey cutie.
>>737284617
nah, do whatever you want. been holding up okay?
>>737284259
Its when you're not an edgy faggot
>>737284617
That's pretty fucking gay
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>737284366
>dubs
Which ones? Love me some REO.
I've been listening to quite a bit of Huey lately too. Also Kiss even though Gene Simmions is an ass.
I look forward to it.
>>737284617
Tomo is drunk?
>>737284696
hey jill, how you been?
>>737284696
Nah been feeling miserable at work so that's normal.
>>737284746
I don't really care.
>>737284790
Way drunk
>>737284259
Its what you have when you drink. Up until the existential crisis.
>>737284511
My pecs hurt. And so do my triceps.
So no, in total pain. Or very very sore.
>>737284916
Gay is not okay
This is Christian community
Im back sorry for not replying fast enough.
>>737284746
shit, that's never gonna happen to me I guess :shrug:
>>737284790
Tomo is drunk.
>>737284849
about as miserable as always, but enough medication to cut the edge off of it. you?
>>737284916
ah... I'm sorry, hon. that sounds pretty bad. wish I could offer something to help, but I'll just hope you don't you don't drink too much.
>>737284921
all that happens when I drink is hiccups.
>>737284929
any kind of anti-inflammatory you can take?
>>737285098
That doesn't sound very good, I feel like I'm gonna collapse soon, very tired (not sleepy, exhausted). I think I'm gonna lay down for a bit, I might get on my phone
>>737284493
>>737284528
I can't sleep, I'm driving
>>737285098
I both envy and pity you. Anti-inflammatories arent going to help Rem, he needs to suffer for what he did.
>>737284790
Take it on the run and can't fight this feeling are my favorite songs by them.
Been a while since i listened to Kiss. Why's he an ass?
Me too, it'll be nice to finally play something together.
>>737285396
God damn it
>>737284978
Fuck religion it's dumb.
>>737285098
I'm just going to get drunk be happy for a while then cry and sleep
>>737285396
Then don't text you duck
>>737284916
Hey tomo here a link for me to describe here to you
>also first time posting link so don't judge.
https://youtu.be/0PbPdjWlB9k
>>737285465
Please end it tonight, heretic.
>>737285361
get your rest if you need it, hon <3
>>737285432
wait, what did he do? I just assumed he tried getting some gainz or something.
>>737285465
well, I hope the tears aren't that many, love.
>>737284916
Why's that? Any reason in particular?
>>737285098
Apparently.
>>737285436
You've only just begun! They have tons of good songs!
Love kiss. Cause he tried to trade mark the rock and roll hand sign, the devil horns thing.
Yeah, I'll be able to play with a friend and not a bunch of randoms
>>737285568
He played pushup Blackjack with stacking penalties.
>>737285568
If you think I should then I guess I'll go to sleep. Goodnight cutie <3
It might be werid doing it right now but im osaka ama.
>>737285098
I tried home remedies like coin massaging. Didn't help much.
Tried Aleve two days ago. Didn't help.
Asking for a chest massage is awkward.
>>737285396
Posting while driving?
Rip Galil.
>>737285673
I'll have to start listening to them more then!
Hahaha oh yeah i remember that, that was actually pretty funnny. In a stupid kind of way.
Heh well fair warning, i'm gonna suck~
>>737285510
Simple and easily pleased?
>>737285560
Woah now I'm loyal to Tomo.
>>737285568
I don't know how much how it is. Probably lots heh.
>>737285673
Because it's my day off I hate work and things in general.
>>737286004
This is a Christian community. Since you are a godless heathen you are a heretic
>>737286184
NAH Religion is not real
>>737286004
I see your going to have fun tonight.
Let's hope crusaders are sleeping
>>737286279
>tips fedora
>>737286499
Fuck them
>>737286587
Hats are lame
>>737286792
All right don't mind the bullshit around here and least keep posting.
>>737286792
>claims shittiest fujo waifu
>is atheist
Aw I see, shit tastes
>>737286891
I am!
>>737286916
Well I don't know what fujo is and atheist is retarded to tote. I'm just not religious but people shouldn't be dicks
>>737286891
Let's is what i meant.
>this always happens
>>737286916
galko, stop the trolling for goodness sake.
>>737287088
Thats not Galko.
>>737287021
Do you like dr.pepper tomo
>>737287271
Fuck you. I am Galko. Just not the original one. Faggot
>>737287088
There's people in Syria who are white
>>737285931
Indeed. Going to see them in july so that'll be fun
Yeah it was stupidly funny
It's alright, I'm sure you'll be better than half the randoms i play with. I'll help you out don't worry
>>737286004
Good reason
What are you drinking?
>>737287411
I do yes.
>>737287626
Jack Daniels honey whisky it's a bit cough syrup tasting
>>737287474
I don't believe in discrimination and I doubt the rifle does either.
>>737287633
Now that i got that random question out of the way let's talk more about watemote and our favorite parts.
>>737287800
Fucking edgy as fuck.
I bet it's a shitty semi-auto. Even then your arms are too weak to receive the recoil
>>737287853
I'm way drunk now~ well I love when Tomoko had a crush on a guy. I can wish that was me so much.
>>737287626
Oh really? That's awesome. I've actually never been to a concert before.
I don't know how the hell he thought that would work. Reminds me of the time the Fine Bros tried to trademark reacting.
I can only hope, i just need to get used to the controls and i think i'll be fine. Thanks.
Hello everyone
>>737287969
So you want to have a crush just like her
Your funny.
>>737288239
I want her to have a crush on me. I mean wishful thinking you know
>>737288228
Good morning love~ How are you?
>>737287969
I love when she starts to get nervous and blurt out random shit
erp me daddy
>>737288331
Don't all of us here on /wafiu/ want to think like that.
>>737288348
I want her. Oh well I can't make someone like that happy anyways heh.
>>737288436
Of course but it's just a dumb wish. Wanting stuff you missed out in high school and what not
>>737288339
Good evening honey~
Sleeeeeeeeeeep
And how are you~?
>>737287698
Anything good about it. God cough syrup is the worest
>>737288048
This'll be my first real concert
He wasn't even the first person to do it was the best part. Oh yeah! Then their sub count dropped by a lot.
Do you use the key board or controller?
>>737288228
Hey that's 5 nights in a row. Congrats
I'd say you've earned a reward~
>
>>737288635
Haha i feel you, sleep sounds really nice~
I'm ok, just music and drinking.
>>737288785
I'm drunk?
>>737288577
True but if tomoko was real she would fuck around with all of us here.
>>737288963
I have no illusions. She wouldn't care about me that much. I'm pretty ass anyways
>>737288785
That's cool that your first time will be going to see a band you really like.
Really? What the hell is even the point in trying to trademark something like that? Did they expect to get money out of it? Haha yeah, it was fun watching everyone rip them apart.
Controller.
>>737288785
Hell yeah boi, that's some sweet looking bikini~
Sooo.... When will I get another one~?
Also, great to see you Juvia, how are you tonight~?
>>737288794
And yesterday I went to sleep even earlier to get some rest. And what do I get? I feel even worse than normal. Body ffs make up your mind~
Sounds like a pleasant night. Whatcha drinking?
>>737289049
Me neither i chose osaka just because
>im running out of pictures so might chose someone else next time.
Test
>>737289309
Oh I see. I like Tomo but I'm pretty worthless as a person and all that
>>737288843
Well i guess that's pretty good
What do you usually drink?
>>737289126
Yeah pretty much.
Probably. Gene simmons likes money so I'm not surprised. It was.
Same here. Controllers are the best
>>737289219
Perv
10 maybe?
I'm doing alright. Just playing some games. How are you?
>>737289421
So is she but she doesn't care and that what's makes her relatable.
>here yuno insted i like innocent characters.
>>737289612
Whisky, it fucks mr up easy so I like it.
>>737289630
Yuno is a crazy bitch and I would have a mental breakdown every day
>>737289219
Haha i hate it when that happens, the human body is truly strange~
It's ok i guess. A beer, a couple screwdrivers and now i'm having a whiskey and pepsi.
>>737289612
You would think he has enough to keep him happy. And the video they posted a couple days after where they looked so defeated, was so damn satisfying.
Damn right.
>>737289832
It must be wide head syndrome
>>737289612
Nah~
Sooo another 5 days? I can do that!
Whatcha playing?
Sleepy, need to grab some breakfast and take granny to a doctor so I don't think I'll be here for as long..
>>737289846
Yeah, it's really weird. But maybe tomor- oh, wait, I have an exam tomorrow. Nevermind, I'm gonna rest in my grave~
Huh, that's some heavy drinks. You sure you can handle them~?
Also, is there an occasion?
>>737289964
What?
>>737289832
Anything else?
>>737289846
Let's just say Gene isn't helping kill the Jewish stereotype
That was great
What controller?
>also post panties please
>>737290111
>trips
Yes
Yeah. I bet you can. Especially for lewds perv
Riff racer.
Aw that's a shame.
Will you be back later?
>>737290207
You seen hidamari right
>>737290207
You said she was crazy right so i gave here a mental illness
>>737290233
What else is there?
>>737290273
What does that mean?
>>737290376
Woah she just hasn't adapted right. She needs love is all
>>737290111
> trips
Rip Firekeeper, you will be missed~ What kind of exam?
Well i was planning on just beer tonight, but after the first one i didn't feel like that anymore, so i got the good stuff~ Well...i guess we'll find out~ ;p
Not really, just in a bleh mood and have tomorrow off.
>>737290233
>dubs
Pfft like the Jewish stereotype could ever be killed~
Good times.
Ps3 controller. And you use an Xbox controller right?
> I guess, if that's what you want.
>
>>737290500
Im telling you if you seen or read hidamari sketch.
>>737290758
No
>>737290899
Oh it just another sol anime.
>>737290500
>dubs
No clue i don't drink
Also did you do anything else today?
>>737290724
Yeah but when you got people like Gene out here. Honestly just think about how much kiss merchandise there is.
Indeed! You remembered! How sweet~
>those cute purple panties~
>
>>737291041
Of cool.
>>737291131
I set up a bank account and I'm crying
>>737290724
Basting that turkey I see~
>>737291278
Im leaving already if you want we could talk more about it later though or go back to tanks it's your choice.
>Btw the blond is the crazy bitch.
>>737291131
True, there will never be a shortage of money grubbing Jews out there. I know right, you've got fame and fortune, how much more can you possibly need.
W-well, it's no big deal~
> Thanks.
>>737291284
Of course, gotta make it nice and juicy~
>>737291586
I won't. Remember.
>>737291611
Ready for your punishment?~
>>737291278
Why are you crying?
>>737291611
>dubs
Yeah. As i said before celebrity jews aren't helping
To quote CCR "the only answer is more more"
But it is~ i think it's cute~
>are you alright?
>>737291810
>prettt pink panties
>>737291278
Hope you get better i almost forgot to type it you know.
>heard juice help out with hangovers.
>>737291278
Hope you get better
>heard juice help out with hangovers.
>>737291869
That
>>737291932
My mistake :(
>>737290233
>check
Aww come on, you know I do it for you~
Gained 0.5$ from trades yesterday, maybe I'll buy it today
Yeah, I should. Maybe I'll post while waiting in a queue
>>737290724
~
Remember that exam I took at the end of the school year? That was the theory. Tomorrow I have a practical exam. Need to make a cable, connect some stuff, set up a server however they want it and hope for the best. Worst thing is I start as 8AM so I won't be here tomorrow..
Someone's finally growing up~ And as you have off tomorrow you can test your bounds~ ;p
Bleh moods are bleh, hope you'll get better soon sweetie
>>737292071
That wasn't ment for you*
>>737292071
What?
>>737292084
You mean my juvia lewds
5 cents or 5 dollars?
It's a pretty rad game. Also What's your steam name? I'll add you now
Please do
>>737291869
Because I hate living,
>>737291883
I wont
>>737292281
See >>737292090
>>737291810
Punishment, but i dindu nuffin!~
>>737291869
It's kinda entertaining to watch when you can see them for what they are.
Sad truth of this world.
Hehe, well t-thanks~
> Just...not really in the mood to be called a stupid pervert and hear how much you hate me tonight..sorry.
>>737292084
Oh man, this one sounds pretty damn complicated. Aww that sucks...but maybe i'll be able to catch you a bit later~
I'm a big boy now~ ;p Oh i've already got a decent grasp of my limits~...kind of ;p
Yeah they are, thanks, i'm sure i'll be fine tomorrow.
>>737292609
You wanted to play ds3 no?
hi
>>737292335
Now why's that?
>>737292402
Oh i see
Juvia gets no reply at all ;-;
>>737292609
Indeed. Like Sharon Osbourne, gets constantly cheated on by Ozzy to this day and is still with him
Yeah...
>if it really bothers you that much then how come you didn't say anything? I would've stopped.
>>737292811
Hello Shinobu
>>737292811
Nigga Im replying to you now
>>737292759
Ohh that's what you meant~ Well i'm game if you are~
>>737292793
Yo Shinobu. How are you?
>>737292811
> dubs
Really? I thought they were getting/already divorced. Well i guess she doesn't want to leave all the money.
> It doesn't for the most part, it's just sometimes i just want you to be warm to me..instead of saying stuff like that.
>>737293260
I'm ready to smack dat ass~
Alright guys, need to go for now, see you later (probably)!
>>737292281
Naaaah, butt of course not~
$0.5 means half a dollar as far as I'm concerned, but you were pretty close
I trust your judgement. And my ID is /spacecowbby, I have the best game in existence set up as my favorite on profile
I'll try my best
Also, I have an exam tomorrow so I won't be here, sorry..
>>737292609
It kinda is ;~;
Yeah, if anything I'll try to come here after it~
Sure you are~ ;p Kind of, huh~? Well, don't push them too hard tonight if you want to keep that floor without some stains~ ;p
:c
Also, goodbye honey, need to take granny to doc now, I may be later on while waiting in queue. Until later~
...if you manage to stay awake, that is~ ;p
>>737292793
Hi cute donut vampire
Bye cute donut vampire
>>737293313
Alright loading it up now~
>>737293411
>dubs
Well good luck sweetheart~
I should be here~
4 u~ ;p Ahh don't worry, i wont even get close to them tonight~ Well there may be a few stains on the floor tonight~ ;p
Alright sweetie, go do your stuff~ See you later~
Oh shush you~ ;p
>>737292938
You wanna tussle?
>>737293260
You hit the nail on the head there. That's way too much money. Plus her fame will be gone
>i am warm to you... sometimes...
>>737293411
>dubs
Perv
Wasn't close at all but
Man do i even need to see it to know what it is?
Please do
Aw too bad you'll lose that little streak you had~
>>737293260
im alright, you?
>>737293411
no come back ;-;
>>737293650
Did you want to voice?
If not set the password to "cummies"
>>737293781
Nigga I'll smoke you any day
>>737293843
Does the boopslut want his boops?
>>737293921
Oi ya cheeki kunt, boop yourself
>>737293843
You sure talk a lot of shit for someone with a weak ass game like yourself
>>737293781
Exactly, she couldn't bring herself to give all that up.
> I know you are..but i just want you to do it more you know..? I really like it when you do.
>>737293801
I'm alright, about to kick YouKnow's ass in some DS3 PvP.
>>737293843
Yeah sure. Lemme get it ready.
>>737294086
I do though. Someone looks like they want boops.
>>737294135
Come over here and tell me that to my face, I'll fuck you til you love me faggot
>>737294143
Ight hollar at ya boi when ya ready
>>737294192
Yo ass looks like they want boops, more like it
>>737294086
>>737294192
Did someone say boops?
>
>>737294265
NOOO NOT THIS
>>737294143
sounds fun
>>737294308
get booped nerd
>>737294248
Im all self booped. I need to give boops now.
>>737294143
Of course not. She's a Jew.
Also will you be on l4d2 tomorrow?
>do you now?~ What do you like the best about it?
>>737294248
Boy bet. Your dick ain't long enough to please this ass
>>737284366
MOTHER
FUCKING
BACON TITS.
>>737294394
NO U
>>737294400
Fine...
>>737294662
HAH you won't feel your ass when Im done with you!~
>>737295030
I'm waiting. You're no more than 3 inches~
>>737295030
>boops the boopslut
Im going to continue my giantdad DS1 run maybe.
im gonna go to bed actually, didnt sleep well last night
night everybody
>>737294308
Yes this!
>>737294394
It is.
>>737294662
She is too?
Yeah i should be.
> Yeah.. a lot~ Well, i just like it when you're really nice to me.. and when you open up a little~
>>737295342
Your ass is already numb~
>>737295394
Have fun
>>737295428
Good night
>>737295567
STAHP
>>737295614
Juvias ass is numb because its Hanakos sloppy seconds ;^)
Help me, the lower bell is being a bitch.
>>737295774
Pc right? hang on I'm giving hanako an ass whoopin
>>737295567
Yeah
We could play tomorrow if you'd like
>but what do you like specifically?~
>>737295614
Your dick ain't big enough to for me to even feel you
>>737295830
I dont have a fire in there, and I hate having humanity. Pyroshits hitting me while Im barely lvl 28. Not on now, finishing food.
>>737296034
Still battling Hanako
>>737295614
No~
>>737295988
Yeah that sounds good. About what time do you think?
> Well i like that it's not your usual tsundere attitude, that you actually say that you like me and stuff~ and when you are lewd without being all shy about it~
SIKE
I'm alive and back in action, the queue to the doc is solid 20 people, what the fuck
>>737296587
Depends, i work till 5 so it could be anytime after that. Just message me or something when I'm on cause it'll be me for sure.
>i do not have a tsundere attitude...
>
>it's just natural to be shy
>>737296970
Welcome back perv
>>737296970
I'm whooping YouKnow's ass at DS3 Pvp~
>>737297022
Now now you don't have to lie~
>>737297005
How's the night? Missed me, didn't ya~?
>>737297022
>check
That's not really an achievement, YouKnow sucks at PvP~
But congrats anyway honey, I'm really proud of you~
>>737297005
Well that would be around 2 my time, so i should be good then. Alright sure thing.
> Yes you do~ And i love it~
> cute bluh~
> Yeah i know, and i like that about you too~
>>737297408
No lies here~
>>737297022
>>737297408
Please no i don't like it when mommy and daddy fight
>>737297458
It's been good. Now laying down instead of playing games
You were gone for maybe a half hour so not really
>>737297458
Well you're right about that~
Thanks~ Now i just need to whoop that sweet ass of yours next~ ;p
>>737297458
WHAT oh hell na nigga 1v1 me
>>737297562
Das some bullshit ass lie
>>737297565
Be a good girl and go to your room
>>737297562
At the latest 7 because i might have dinner when i get home. But 7 at the latest. Probably
>i do not...
>
>w-whatever
>those pretty pink panties
>>737297843
I don't wanna you guys are gonna yell at each other
>>737297565
Comfy in bed?
Oh come on :c
So, how are ya feeling tonight?
>>737297826
I could guess~
Oh Pffff-lease, I'm not as much of a scrub as him~ ;p
>>737297843
Calm down taco
And I don't usually play with newbies like that, but I might make an exception for you~
>pic rel before u fite me
>>737298045
I dun rekt momma nigga
>>737298133
Ohh cocky are we?
>YouKnow