ITT: Secrets cont.

>>737283807
mom fongered my car friend

>>737284281
moar

I've found my wives old diary and jerk off to the sexual encounters she describes inside.I constantly think about reenacting these with her today.

>>737284876
So suggest swinging to her?

>>737284876
Best story of hers?

>>737284281
Post story

blake fucked ishaq for coke and the dirty muslim got to face fuck her

I stole around $20 thousand over 3 years from a company that I use to work for. The owner was a tax cheating cunt and the boss was a total asshole to work for so I decided to get mine.

>>737284942
The thought has crossed my mind. Not sure if I could follow through with it though.

>>737285212
Nice

Got raided for fucking a 23 year old by two under cover FBI agents they turned out to be pedophiles and we raped and killed her and burned her body.

>>737285004
She lived in a house with her best friend from school. Best friend's two brothers are over one afternoon while best friend wasn't home from work yet. Not a lot of detail into how it started, but she ended up giving them both blowjobs at once.

>>737285657
Does she know you found her diary? Tell her you found it and it turns you on.

I fucked a friend of mine when I was 14. We're both dudes.

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my dick only gets hard for hip bones and ribs

I have wet dreams about getting fucked by guys i used to work and goto school with.

>>737285789

She has no idea. It's a very old one she doesn't write in anymore. I'd love to do it, but have zero idea how she would react.

I love to read very detailed recollections of rapes.

>>737286081
odds are at least one or two of them are gay/bi, so you might be able to make that happen

>>737286283
did you post here like a year ago? about getting off to rape victim biographies?

>>737286421
probably. I post about it from time to time.

I think about killing myself often throughout the day, and its been going on for so long it doesn't even bother me or seem out of place.

>>737286275
Have you talked at all about each other's sexual history? Or what you like don't like? Fantasy or something to try together? I always find it weird when married couples are so shy about this subject and have never even discussed it.

>>737286521
makes sense. long time no see, read anything good lately?

>>737286283
You should be a criminal lawyer

>>737286346
Im a girl lmao, i used to talk to them but not on a close basis.

>>737286705
well shit, then your odds are more like 90%. whats the issue? afraid of dicks?

>>737286585
Any tips on coping?

I feel like my life is going nowhere and I have nothing to live for, and the desire to end it all is starting to overwhelm the knowledge that some people would be upset.

If my life hasnt significantly improved by my birthday in january i'm either going to kill myself or disappear and live somewhere where no one knows me.

>>737285657
She ever try with a girl?

>>737286766
One of the guys i knew and god damn hes fine he works at the store by my house and i see him but havent talked to him since we graduated. Idk what to do, tips?

>>737286626
Certainly, though I'm sure she omitted that little nugget simply because it paints her in a bad light. She had also had sex with a few married guys, though this had actually already been discussed.

I've told her about most of my past, though there are a few little nuggets I wouldn't necessarily care to share with her.

>>737286852
I wanna cut off all ties and live somewhere in the countryside

>>737286885
drop by the store to buy something, act surprised, say its been too long, say you should catch up for a drink and get his number.

it's pretty basic stuff.

>>737286983
yeah i have decided where i would go yet, probably outside of the US

>>737283807
I have vivid homicidal thoughts that terrify me

>>737287028
When i walked in one time he stared and so did i its kinda awkward so i just kinda rushed in. Ill try next time since i have a good idea of what time he works. How do i bring up i want to fuck his brains out?

>>737285796
Story please?

When I was like 15 my I used to live at my moms friends house (was going through hard times) and her daughter had the biggest tits and she always wore tank tops so her tits were pretty much always popping out, long story short i slid my dick between her tits and came on her chest while she was passed out drunk.

Committed numerous cases of credit card fraud. Roughly 800k gone down the shitter.

>>737286881
She says she hasn't, but I'm not convinced. Her friend isn't a bad looking girl and my wife will often mention how gorgeous she is. Also, she doesn't hesitate to comment on how good looking a chick might be.

>>737286794
Honestly dude, apathy just kinda turned into indifference. There were times that I couldn't get out of bed, but time just kinda made me feel indifferent towards everything. Not a strong suicide risk anymore, but I know its still there if that makes sense.

Get professional help though. Try therapy or find a help group. People care about you.

I've called the hotline when I felt overwhelmed, they can probably do much better than me

18002738255

>>737286926
Just bring it up the net time sex ups in conversation I mean she not going to flip that hard I mean she married to you for a reason it's not like she'd leave and never come back because you confess this info.

I regularly fuck my neighbour. She's about 55. I'm married to a stunner, but sex is vanilla. My neighbour is the sluttiest chick I've ever been with.

>>737287199
>When i walked in one time he stared and so did i
then open with a 'you graduated from x right? I was in that class' and work with that.

smile, act a bit flirty, and talking about fucking his brains out is for when you're having that drink or once you have his number. sexting is the easiest way forward, but having a few drinks works too.

When I was like 9-13 I realized I could get away with groping girls.

I'd see a hot girl in a store and brush my hand up against their tits or ass and they'd look surprised/shocked then realize how young I was and not say anything.

Started doing it more and more until around middle school when I had a growth spurt, was 6 feet tall, and realized it wouldn't work out anymore.

>>737287510
they like it, anon. they just pretend not to like it in public

My stepsister was fascinated with my cock when we were younger. I made her aware of my reactions whenever possible. She would take every opportunity to sit on my lap when I had a hardon.

I owe people lots of $, probably about $20K. Debt collectors call me almost daily. I used to ignore them but I've find it quite entertaining to answer the phone and just waste as much of their time as I can.

>>737287250
Where did most of it go?

>>737287747
How old was she and how old were you?

>>737287491
I see. Thank you anon and its not like i recently liked him ive been head over heels for years, he already knows how i feel. I even called him out on staring at me in classes, or going out of his way to see me. I did date his best friend. Only to get closer to him of course. They fought and blah theres a whole bunch of drama behind all of this. What if he doesnt want to talk?

When I was 17 my mum re married. My step father would often show me porn and stuff, anyway to this day I regularly fuck him and and he begs for it. I go for a visit and I know it'll be 10 minutes untill he's got my dick in his ass.

I fucked my best friends ex-fiance within a few weeks of him calling off their wedding.

when i was younger i had an older cousin that lived a town or two over. we'd play "boyfriend/girlfriend" and go to my room and kiss and hand stuff.. I remember the first time i touched her it was the first pussy i touched and was super stupid and stopped and asked where her balls were lmao

I'm not actually nobility. I have no clue about my heritage, and I'm so heartbroken about not knowing my origins past all of the drug addicts (all of my family are dead, only my aunt and she has no clue about pour history).
So I lie about being nobility in order to fill the void and to give myself a reason to be a snobby dick. So far its helped in life, but I'm ate up with guilt.

>>737283807
i hate /b/

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I have fallen in love with her i need more of her

My mums an alcoholic, I'm 16 she's 43. Whenever she passes out (every few days for about half a day. I'll fuck her, suck her tits, cum in her ass, whatever I want. Been doing it for about 2yrs.

>>737288230
>her
welcome, newfriend

I'm looking for a permanent live in house slut situation so I can get away from my family. I have no marketable skills outside of having a nice body/ass, and being able to deepthroat. I can do basics like cook and clean of course. I just need a guy who wants a qt trap waifu.

>>737288019
lol, alright thats not what I was expecting.

all you can do is say hello, smile and act happy to see him, and act nice. he's welcome to be a dick but most people at least pretend to be nice.
then:
>say 'we should catch up for a drink sometime'
>he says 'yeah we should' knowing those things never go anywhere
>say 'ok whats your number, I'll text you about it sometime'

once you've got the number and a reason to text it's in the bag unless he outright hates you. you know how to flirt right?

>>737288194
how old? had you never seen a pussy either??

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I miss you so much, just the idea of you flares hate, love, just so much confusion. I wish you could've been mine again...

>>737288327
honestly i dont remember but it was around when the mulan movie came out lmao why i remember that i have no idea... nah that was my first one and had a incest fetish from then on

I see live people.
True story

>>737287594
I didn't get called out on it ever, just acted like I bumped into them.

Even after grabbing tits sometimes.

When I have conversation with someone the thought of slapping that person pops up, don't know why

>>737288300
Ahhh ill try soon...i was actually trying to get a job there too but i have to leave to go back to college in a couple months so i waited too long damn it. For the most part im a good flirt, id rather flirt in person since alot of his friends liked me at some point. One guy i gave my number just to chat and nothing else started blurting out all this weird stuff about how he's loved me from day one and i should drop all the dudes i talk to and i was shook for a bit. I know dudes talk amongst eachother so im sure he heard about that and sent him my messages. As for the drink lmao can i ruffie him?? Seems way easier at that point.

Am 27 and fool around with my cousin when we're both drunk

>>737288837
why not when sober?

I'm a newfag. Like, new newfag.

>>737288269
what about when you're older anon? will you be able to accept that you raped your mother multiple times?

>>737288881
born again newfag?

>>737288194
Similar story to this. Again, older female cousin. I'd be around 7-8? Not sure, but she'd convince me to play 'house' with her, and at various times we'd pretend to go to bed, turn the lights out and we'd basically start groping/kissing each other. As soon as we'd put the lights back on, we'd pretend as if nothing had happened.

>>737288744
>i was actually trying to get a job there too
alright going full stalker then

> i have to leave to go back to college in a couple months
thats a good excuse for the drink, catching up before you go.

> id rather flirt in person
each have their ups and downs, do what works for you. the plus about text is you can hit him when he's alone and horny some night.

>As for the drink lmao can i ruffie him?? Seems way easier at that point.
nah but you can do the classic trick of going to the bar and buying a few rounds of shots to push it from 'just a drink' into 'we're getting drunk'. lotta things can happen when you've had a few drink.

sometimes I masturbate to memories of being raped

>>737289056
guy or girl? greentext it please
fap while greentexting, if necessary

>>737288899
I raised myself, she works to get money for booze. I work to feed us both, plus go to school. I find it a fair trade.

>>737288966
yea it was always kinda a thing for us to do that i guess. we even got caught one time cause i remember my mom telling me what i was doing was wrong. last time i really remember doing anything was when i was like 15-16 ish. she was so hot when she was younger now shes a dike :(

>>737288856
I don't even like doing it but I can't help it when I'm drunk

I'm a crossdresser who hides all my girl clothes in my school backpack

>>737283807
Im dating/fucking a uggo hambeast

>>737288992
Thats not even the worst thing I've done.
And true ill be states away with some family too sighhhh. I wish i could text him when he was horny id send nudes in a heart bEat. Ill give the drink thing a try there are a couple clubs not too far.

>>737289172
So long as you keep it contained I guess not too much harm is done that wouldn't otherwise already be done

I have killed a man.

>>737283807
Every time I walk past a female in her teens-20s, I fantasize about slitting her throat and seeing her cry out as she falls to the floor and writhes around in her own blood. Would never act out said fantasy though. I don't want to rot behind bars.

>>737289347
Was it self-defense? Did you hate him?

>>737288476
I do the same with movies. when youre younger age isnt based on years ans much but rather more general time when w/e movie you saw

>>737289347
story time?

im jerking off and shitposting seperately

I my best mate sucks my dick regularly. I got a gf, and don't find guys attractive. But we will be watching tv and he'll reach across take out my dick and suck me till I cum. I don't mind, it's not even awkward.

I have a friend who drinks herself to a stupor most days and she tells me to do whatever I want with her sexually while she's passed out. I take her bra off because she got all torqued I didn't do something the first time. I just want her to love me when she's sober.

>>737289400
Yes and yes.

>>737285473

wow undercover feds are hardcore

>>737289401
holy fuck... i just noticed that now!!!

>>737289445
>not cumming in her ass every time

>>737289445
Is she unstable?

>>737287250

how long did it take to spend 800k?

>>737289294
>I wish i could text him when he was horny
once you have number/plan you do. You wait until a likely evening, say 'hey I'm free on x day' if you are, then ask what they're up to, etc. If he asks you you say 'in the bath actually lol', work from there.

> Ill give the drink thing a try there are a couple clubs not too far.
yep. the main thing is making sure to push him over that line to having a big night. after you've bought the shots someone has to drink them, right?

>>737289445
Trying to blame you for rape, record her saying you can do whatever or something.

>>737289346
Well I'm careful to not cum in her pussy, and always clean up after myself. She sleeps nude so that makes it easy. I do t have a social life because of my responsibilities and she works from home. So there's no risk of anyone knowing.

>>737289432
Damn is he gay or do u guys just keep shit a secret

When I was 13/14yo I'd swim up under girls in the wave pool and goose their pussy just as the wave passed, then swim away quickly before they saw me. Did it to younger girls sometimes, but also women too. Never got caught.

I was about 6 years old and at a park by my house. Alone. Saw a guy in a jacket walking down the road, and it concerned me since I was in Texas and it was hot as all fuck. I hide in some of the play equipment and waited for him to pass by. He goes to the park bathrooms and just stands there looking around. After what felt like fucking ages, a guy comes out of the bathroom. I had no idea he was in there. The guy with the jacket went over to him and pulled a knife and said something. I couldn't hear what he said. Then the guy with the jacket stabbed the shit out of him and got him on the ground and started slashing at him. He took his wallet, wiped the knife, and left in a hurry. After he got out of sight, I went to the guy bleeding. He had cuts all on his face, throat, arms, and torso. With stab wounds scattered. He gurgled a bit and hardly muttered help. He died there and there was blood all over the damn place. I ran home and never told anyone I was there and saw it. I'll never forget him saying help. Not bait or anything, completely fucking serious.

When my nephews, 8 & 10yo, stay at my house I let them shower with me and my gf if they want to. They were here last weekend. Their parents are conservative jesusfags who try to keep them sheltered from the real world, especially when it comes to things like nudity/sex. They would likely flip the fuck out if they knew. Pretty sure gf is the 1st/only girl they've seen naked up close.

I also let them do other things they cant do at home like watch R movies and play games like cowadoody

>>737289664
I guess he is but not openly. We do t really talk about it, I'm not interested in fucking him and he's not interesting in me sucking him. So it just works. He's not bad either.

>>737289619
Such a black and white world

>>737289749
C r è è p y uncle phil

My best friend and I get blowjobs from each others wife's when we go to visit each other, the secret is neither wife knows about the other one, friend was cuck and wanted his wife to fuck me but is shy about her body after having a baby but she agreed to a blowjob and I eventually talked my wife into doing it for him about a year later. Got my dick sucked from her on Saturday then fucked my wife later that night, I always try and get both on the same day if I can. Been going on for 3 years.

>>737289695
There was nothing you could have done you know

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>>737289249

It's not that big of a secret if you bring it to fucking school. One of those faggots that pretends their in the closet even though everyone around them knows and you just do it for attention?

>>737289565
Right i agree. And ohmygoddd thats so idk how to describe it. I get embarrassed about small talking with him but not my dreams. I could really say he could drink at my apartment. Cant leave when youre drunk.

>>737289749
I'm scared for the safety of your nephews considering their uncle is a pervert

>>737289749
She ever bend over and let them see everything?

>>737289801
meh, not rly. But we keep it secret because that's how most people would think about it.

I used to fuck my friend's mom for years. I'd stay the night and when everyone went to bed we'd go fuck in the living room or a spare room or whatever. She was 24 years older than me. Let me cum in her pussy every time too. I knocked her up once and she miscarried.

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>>737289943
I always hide them though. I can't leave them anywhere else or my family will find out. I only dress when my family's away and even then only in the bathroom at home.

>>737289114
>be 15yo runaway femanon
>be hanging out with sort-of-boyfriend (casual)
>get sold to his dealer for drug debt (thanks bro)
>at least I was worth some money to this guy apparently
>still think this is funny af
>go along with it anyway to see what happens next
>he tells me to do something while failing to tell me not to do something I ended up doing also while he was gone
>he comes back from doing drug dealer things and catches me at it
>decides it's time for a lesson in behavior
>intimidates me into leaving with him by threatening people
>pushes me into a shrubbery near a busy highway, pulls my shorts down, and shoves his dick in me as hard as possible while growling things about reminding me who I belong to
>getting dirt in my everywhere and there's leaves and sharp sticks and trash and bullshit under here
>getting really pissed but also kind of turned on
>pretty sure no one's ever gotten that pissed on my account before, or expressed it quite as viscerally
>part of my brain hopes this is as bad as it gets because it's not very good, part of my brain respects the balls it has to take to decide to subdue a casual acquaintance this way
>still don't respect him personally, mostly because I know what his personality is like the rest of the time
>don't show him I liked it at all, wait for him to finish
>he tells me to get dressed and meet him at his spot
>I wait for him to leave, get dressed, and chill out on the other side of town for a week or two, because fuck him, or rather don't

>saw him a couple more times over the years since, and he's still doing the same shit he's always done

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>>737289216

she became lesbian because of the experiences with you.. you know that don't you?

When I was 21 and unemployed I went out one night and came home from the bar with this corporate milf and she fucked my brains out deluxe. Found out she was a mad coke head and for about 34 months she thought I was going to work but I would just get up, fuck around the house and then ask her for money and get my cock polished. She eventually found out and just went fuck it, the sex is dynamite you can just buy rack of me and lay around and get hard on command and fuck her brains out. Good times, bitch was crazy.

>>737289783
Wow I respect his courage if he just went at it one day, u must be very hot or he has balls of steel

>>737290136
that's so hot
being a guy, i don't completely understand the mentality behind enjoying getting raped, but it turns me on so much
makes me think about raping qt's

>>737288295
Body pic

>>737289959
>I could really say he could drink at my apartment. Cant leave when youre drunk.
yeah, but that's pretty much just saying netflix and chill from the start. he knows what that means, so he's saying yes or no to fucking right then.

If there's a place you can drink right near your place or his work, great. then you can find an excuse to come back to yours (grab a jacket or just cheaper drinks or you have a frozen pizza you can eat or whatever), then keep drinking there.

>>737287773
Are you Australian?

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>>737289828
dream come true right there...my girlfriend just agreed to a threesome so i have that to look forward to lol

>>737289969
nah, pretty sure being a pervert requires some sort of sexual gratification, which I get none of nor want/try to get. Im not molestering or forcing them to do anything they dont want to and no harm is done.

>>737289995
of course

I used to fuck a 47yo married bitch, I met her through a homemade pornsite, she had posted a video of a black dude cumming in her pussy so I messaged her asking if she wanted to fuck sometime. We met up in a motel and my cock was inside her for 6 hours, she squirted while I ate her out, she made me cum in her 4 times and my balls hurt. Couldn't believe how great that sex was. We met up a bunch more times and she'd come over my place for a booty call but she started getting too attached so I had to cut her loose unfortunately.

>>737289619
Does she keep her pussy shaved?

>>737290030
Greentext us on how it started?

>>737290364
Eewwwww

>>737290347
oh god no, amerifag

>>737290108

Well how do you hid them if they're in your book bag? Secret compartments or some shit? I need to know.

I want to fuck my sister really badly

>>737283807
My secret is I don't have any secrets

>>737290497
It's a big underarmor backpack

>>737290316
Please if i had the chance i would tell him what id want to do is far beyond netflix amd chil.
And true making up excuses to leave and to go somewhere else. Now i dont know if hes still dating this girl or not. I can check his page and hers too but i doubt they lasted long he wasnt happy i could tell.

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>>737290592
this one. fits a lot of stuff

>>737290370
Yep 100% go over my friends place hang out for the afternoon then before I leave I get a BJ be I leave, I love how casual it is.

>>737290364
Yo this nigga like a 38 waist hahahaha

>>737290524
why? wouldnt you rather fuck her good?

I frequently am 5 minutes late to work but by choice. I tell them traffic is bad and just stand outside and smoke a bowl before I walk in.

>>737290524
Drug then rape bro

>>737290734
How old r u? Is he cute?

>>737290419
> be me, 17
> friend's mom would buy us beer, we'd drink with her
> one night friend went to bed, I stayed up drinking
> mom told me I had a nice ass, I was embarrassed
> I lied down on the buzzed, she asked me if it was ok to lie next to me, she said there weren't any beds because the roommates were all sleeping
> she turned over, felt me up, I felt her back, we started making out. she unzipped her jeans and put my hand inside her panties
> got naked in the living room on a hide a bed with everyone sleeping, she put my cock in her pussy and I started pumping
> I'd never been with a woman before this, she was my first lay
> it felt wet and weird and I felt her tits and she told me to cum in her
> I came in her pussy and she went to the bathroom to clean up and then slept next to me all night
> the end

>>737289828
R u just really attractive what r u out of 10 you'd say?

>>737290753
I only owned baggy shirts at that time, I lost a lot of weight. I weigh 120 lbs lol

>>737285937
you could be gay.
srs.
nttawwt, just look into it with honesty

>>737290284
on the one hand, it's a little like 'taking it back', because how much power does the rapist have if they're giving their victim pleasure, unless they're the sort that can find it there too

and on the other hand, picture some qt you'd love to get into literally throwing herself at your feet begging for the d.... raping is basically some men's version of begging... essentially, they decided having my body was important enough to be worth the commonly known risks of doing that without my consent

Had a crush on co worker, friend zoned me. I texted her from a number she didn't know. Convinces her to meet in parking lot. I fuck her while she's blindfolded. Cream in her and leave. She didn't know it was me.

>>737290143
lmao honestly she became one cause before she did anything with me she was melestered by our grandpa. which she told me about when we were 12

>>737290929
i am, in fact, not gay. my first wife got fat on me (went from 125lbs to 200+). ever since, i've really appreciated freakishly skinny girls

>>737290699
> Now i dont know if hes still dating this girl or not.
does that really make a difference to you? don't ask, just run with it. if he has a gf he can tell you, or he can not. doesn't stop you getting what you want either way.

netflix and chill is fine, but it gives him an upfront choice. if you're confident he'll say yes go for it, otherwise you need to work him a bit more.

I want to die lol

>>737288676
You're not alone, even if it's people I like I just imagine slapping them

>>737291000
on the one hand, that's kind of hot, on the other hand, that's kind of harsh... you lost to an anonymous encounter, it just so happened that was also you :(

>>737290987
you are irresistable. well done
i can think of a few i'd like to show how irresistable they are

>>737290839
We're all in our late 20s early 30s, She's a little bit chubby but in no way fat but very cute face.

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>>737290923
So do I but I'm 6 feet ur skirt is so wide I think you've just got weird proportions hun

I like to fap on omegle with girls of a questionable age

>>737290919
Yeah I good looking but short lol, but much better looking then him

>>737291155
the really funny thing is that it wasn't until a lot later that I started finding the danger and the violence and the pain and the degredation and stuff hot too

>>737291054
interesting
why so extreme?
125 is not freakishly skinny (unless she's pretty tall)

>>737291279
is omegle 1 way cam or 2 way private cam?

>>737291185
>So do I but I'm 6 feet ur skirt is so wide I think you've just got weird proportions hun
It's hung over my hips. I bought the medium, which ended up just falling down to my ass. I ended up pinning it.

>>737288837
Also ducked my brothers fiance twice

>>737291174
Indeed. It was fun for awhile. Friend found out, freaked out. But he got over it. I don't speak to any of them anymore these days lolol

>>737291279
lol, I like trolling people on omegle....

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>>737291364
no, my first wife was never that thin. it's an acquired taste, anon. the smaller the better nowadays. i would do savagely sexual things to pic related

>>737289432
the fuck?!

>>737291060
Just so happens i check and it says hes sinnggglleee, and yeah he can really decide if he is or isnt. Thank you for the advice tonight anon ill put it into play soon. For now ill just sleep on all the tips i got today.

>>737291487
anytime. drop by a thread sometime if you need more help or to tell us how good fucking him was.

>>737291348
oh, the things i would do to you (assuming you're not a LARPing faggot)

>>737283807
5 years ago a 12 y/o asked to see my dick. I eventually showed her. Her friend found out and we have cut off all contact with each other.

She turns 18 this year and re-added me on Facebook today.

>>737290699
Different anon from the anon who is providing advice but I think anon deserves a nude of you for all his good advice
And for bonus points send us a story if what you want to do to him

>>737291409
Oh and I crushed hard on my friend's sister, she was a hot mess. She used to leave her dirty panties in the bathroom after fucking her bfs and I'd steal them and fap in the bathroom while chewing the crusty crotch. Her pussy discharge tasted great. Mom never knew about that stuff, I'll bet she'd be pissed if I ever told here lolol

>>737291443
damn, dude... I fucked a chick *almost* that thin once and dislocated her shoulder... when I wasn't trying to. it kind of lost its appeal after that

>>737291558
you're in like flynn, anon. well done

>>737289445
>drinks herself to a stupor most days and she tells me to do whatever I want with her sexually while she's passed out

>>737289513
>Is she unstable?


lol
geez, ya think she might be?

>>737291588
nah, girl in pic could stand to lose about 5 lbs, tbh
if i keep talkin about it i'm gonna have to fap

I'm Gay

>>737289432
Nice when I was growing up my neighbour was a total closet fag, i'd stay over his house and we'd jerk off to his shitty VHS porn back to back, that eventually evolved and he was a total cum dumpster for me. I'm happily str8 married now but growing up it was a massive ego boost

>>737291558
who gives a fuck if she saw your dick? it's not like you raped her with it, i assume..

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i have a thing for nasty amateur girls
more if they do beastiality!
like them: https://www.poll-maker.com/poll1105156xE733462d-46

>>737290378
Any plan for her to "wash" there dicks with her mouth while in the shower?

>>737287199
just kiss him, ffs; 200,000 years of human history will take it from there.

>>737291554
I'd like to hear about it, if you want to talk about it... a good rape crowd is hard to find ;)

>>737291583
If this all works out ill consider it heh.
You want a story of what I'd do to my dream guy or anon..?

>>737291811
i'm fucking terrible at dirty talk. but i'm very aggressive in the bedroom. i can't tell you. i could only show you

>>737291793
Shit id suck his dick in a wendys parking lot if it were that easy.

Oh also I used to fuck a 15yo classmate, a guy, and I'm a guy. He actually raped me but I let him because I had no self-esteem. He pretty much did everything you can imagine with me. Still a bit scarred about that. I've nothing against gay people but that wasn't a good experience for me. I've never told anyone IRL about it.

>>737288676
How can you slap?!

>>737288837
Would you do it if he wasn't drunk?

>>737291873
how are you gonna get him into a wendys parking lot?

>>737291768
not that im aware of. if she wants to do it im not going to stop her but im not having anything to do with it. it's never going to happen though.

>>737289265
doesn't matter if you like each other, tBh

>>737283807
im a sexual degenerate and idk how to stop

>keep my bed positioned in a way where my female roommate can see dick and laptop from the doorway when im fapping to porn
>use her dildos
>wear her hair ties around my dick and balls all the time
>wear butt plug when i go shopping
>masturbate whenever im driving more than 5 minutes
>masturbate in public bathrooms a lot because i cant wait to get home/to the car
>keep shampoo bottle halfway in my ass for hours like every other day to stretch my asshole

>>737291821
Uh, I think anon was talking about _now_, not after all is said & done.

So yeah, hop to it.

>>737292009
By sucking his dick and saying I wanna wash it down with a vanilla frosty. And not the ones from wendys. Next question.

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I have a massive bra fetish...

When I see a cute girl's bra hanging out like this, even if it's just her bra straps, I go crazy.

My ancestors were kings and queens

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>>737292113
change that to braless, and i agree with you. love me some small titty headlights

>>737291751
Exposing yourself to minors in murrica will land you in jail for quite a while.

>>737291766
>>737291766
Second one looks like she was suprise by the camera flash but she's way more nasty!

>>737292158
Oh fuck yes. My friend's mom used to have small tits like that and thin hips. She'd go braless most of the time, easy access.

I almost choked a roommate to death after putting up with his shit for a couple years straight, the only thing that saved him was my other roommate, the one I liked, pulling me off him.

>>737291811
if you're happy to prove you're a femanon first, we could work something out.

>>737292312
you read this

>get sold to his dealer for drug debt (thanks bro)
>at least I was worth some money to this guy apparently
>still think this is funny af

and you still think this is a girl? what's a-matter with you?

Enjoy racially degrading girls i know & fantasy chatting about abusing them

kik is realestben44 if anyone wants to

>>737292418
I think everything is a girl

>>737292195
it CAN but there are many variables which are taken into account. it's not just black and white

>>737291973
She might but I wouldn't

Sometimes I wanna pack up and leave everything and take my girlfriend with me. But I don't have money to do so. She wants to do the same. We are planning on moving to Montana or Wyoming and buying land to build a house on but the materials needed for such things are like 70,000$ and we made a combined $36K a year I'm going to school so maybe when o get out I'll get a better job for our dream. Until then I'm filled with rage that I can't get what I desperately want so much so that sometimes it scares her. Am I going mad or am I just a piece of shit?

>>737290364
I'd go balls deep in that.
What kinda slutty things do you like?
What would you do on average (gagging, anal, fisting, bondage)
And how far will you go?
No point having a slut if your vanilla.

>>737292730
gotta be able to find happiness here, where you are. if you can only find happiness "out there", you will never find it, anon

>>737285657
Congrats anon! Your wife is dirty slut))

I either fap or shit on a given day. I alternate days.
This is so I can do it in the handicapped stalls at work on my break and get paid for it.

Sometimes on the weekend I'll do both if I have the time.

I once put peanut butter on my dick to get the family dog to lick it. I also licked her tiny dog pussy.

>>737285212
Very nice!

>been wanting to fuck animals and people of every combination of body and genitalia since early teens
>have had hardly any privacy in my house for my whole life
>mom has nearly caught me watching beast stuff and has walked in during my orgasms but she never seemed to notice
>she still thinks I'm str8 and don't know much about sex
>once saw a tab open on her computer about some donkey bestiality story, later on w4w Craigslist ads
>she acts repulsed if I joke about her fucking girls
Like mother like daughter, I guess?

>>737293221
Tits then. You know, to prove you're a "daughter"
Thx in advance

I find cucks, wife sharing, g/f sharing etc completely beta and pathetic. Whenever I read or hear it talked about I instantly have no respect for whatever guy is in to it. I secretly hope their genes are bred out in the next generation

>>737293120
Did you cum from the licking?

>>737293120
>>737293345
more importantly, did the dog cum

>>737283807
My girlfriend accidentally gave a blow job to a stranger once. It's one of those things that you would never expect to happen but it did.

>>737293471
Accidentally? How?

>>737293471
>accidentally
anon, you seriously need to reevaluate your life, your relationship, your mental prowess, everything

>>737291821
Yeah this anon was looking for the nudes just now so we have a image of what you look like when your going to fuck your high school store dude.

>>737293596
Seconded

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Im such a habitual yet incredible lier that Ive completely fabricated a new life and am living with someone with a completely different name and narional origin. I now drive a 1978 chevy c10 fleetside in ponte vedra, surfing and living life being probably the worlds best lier.

>>737291821
Hey anon... so invested in your story that I want to here more if how it goes or offer advice when the time comes.

Kik & SC are abilton88 keep me informed

>>737292968
The reason I want to leave is I hate my state I don't feel like I have privacy and I don't want to deal with my family and their bullshit. I don't want to pay 400,000$ for a small house with no land I want area to fuck around on. I don't want to have to deal with tweakers or niggers anymore.

>>737291583
>>737291821
Anon who offered advice here.

was going to require nudes if she needed extra advice over kik/snap or something, or if she came back and said it was successful.

not too fussed about a story without the tits, since I'm probably just having ERP with some dude in florida.

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i dont have a chance with anyone and every day i get closer to suicide

>>737293687
Correction it Abolton88

>>737293498
>>737293526
There's this really ghetto bar near our campus that sells really cheap wings but the trade off is that it's a really dingy place. Either way me and my girlfriend decided to try it out because we heard it was cheap and we were broke as fuck. We went there, ordered and ate early so it wasn't really packed. Before leaving we both went to the washroom. The men's washroom was right next to the women's washroom and I didn't know at first but it was basically seperated by a very thin wall. In the mens washroom there was a urinal and a stall. The stall was taken so I used the urinal. There was a guy in there and he was groaning. Didn't think much of it, he was probably just having diahrea. Washed up and waited outside for my girlfriend. She took forever in the washroom but I just assumed she was taking a dump. Around 20 minutes later I noticed the guy in the stall leaving with a smile on his face. My girlfriend came out a couple of minutes after. We were walkeing home and she had this huge grin on her face. I didn't know why but she kept looking at me weird too. Eventually she asked me "how was it?" I was so confused. She kept smiling at me thinking I was fooling around with her. Eventually she got tired of my charade and asked me how the blow job was. That's when we both realized something was wrong. Turns out on the female washroom side it's just a small room for one person use. Turns out there was also a glory hole in her washroom and she just assumed the men's washroom was for single person use only. When she saw a dick go through the hole she mistakenly assumed it could only be me...

>>737293900
Lol this thread will 404 long before she gets back to us so dropped my kik to stay in touch.
Really want to know how it goes.

>>737294465
if she had ever sucked your dick before that night, she knew it wasn't you. you're a fucking cuck

>>737292195
>>737294465
Ive heard this story before u copy pasta or the same anon from a while back

youth group near where I live, occasionally tackle girls leaving there (12 to 17) and edge them till they say "keep going" or "let me finish" or something along the line, something amazing about breaking tweens. Incidents haven't been reported yet

started with shota at 18 and devolved into faggotry (watching gay porn, feelign things bout my fellow man) around my mid 19th year. before if found shota, I fapped to mainly lesbian porn and tried to watch gay porn once but i was terrified because I was a christfag. also I think I was attracted to a classmate before I found shota. what do you anons think?

>>737294596
Not a cuck. Been together for 5 years, no reason on why she would cheat on me either and then just tell me about it. It was just an honest mistake on her part. Washroom was also dimly light that she could barely see anything.

>>737294628
Yeah it's me from a while back.

>>737294852
if you insist, anon

>>737292928
All those you listed are great. Choking, smacking, and extreme verbal degradation are my other top fetishes.

>>737294714
How do you do it?

>>737294990
generally rub their clits until they get close then play with their chests/nipples until they calm down and repeat until they ask to cum.

>>737295118
Are most of them shaved?

>>737288269
This is fake, you have to be 18 to be on here.

>>737294926
I have loads of ideas of kinky shit I have tried & tested or planning to try.
Where are your limits?
Water sports?
Hard sports?
Cutting?
Abused?

>>737293402
Nope. Neither. She wasn't very compliant. Fml rejeceted by a dog.

>>737295188
some of the older ones seem to shave, otherwise some either trim or don't have hair at all

>>737295294
How do you get away with it?
What kind of youth centre?

>>737286852
Come to Siberia bro! ;-))

>>737294714
0/10

>>737283807
My gf can shove her arm elbow deep into my anus. It's not something I'm proud of but it gets me off really hard when she does it.

>>737295345
I guess I get away with it because thery never report it, maybe they figure because they asked for me to continue.
it depends, I live in a smallish city so its used by the churches and schools to hold events

>>737295474
ill add it to my potentials list

>>737295530
Do they fight it initially?
How hard do they orgasm?

>>737288019
pic of the dude?

>>737295652
depends on the girl, some give up and beg, some squirm until then end
Generally pretty hard, I'm assuming none of them are used to edging to its a new experience, I've had one girl squirt.

>>737283807
My tits got sucked by my brother once and he thought I was sleeping, I never confronted him about it.

Oh and I get off of rape, I'd probably let myself get raped if it ever occurs. It kind of sickens me that I think this way.

>>737295230
>>737295230
>I have loads of ideas of kinky shit I have tried & tested or planning to try.
>Where are your limits?
>Water sports?
>Hard sports?
>Cutting?
>Abused?
Water sports are iffy. Hard sports are a hard no. Cutting might be ok, as long as it sticks to grazing and stuff that will heal in a week. Abused, like bruises? Sure. Permanent stuff like branding? Breaking bones. Nope.

>>737295808
Do you enjoy watching them fight it and then the pleasure overcoming them?

>>737295230
>I have loads of ideas of kinky shit I have tried & tested or planning to try.
>Where are your limits?
>Water sports?
>Hard sports?
>Cutting?
>Abused?
Also, in case the thread dies, my kik is riley_l98

>>737295914
Very much so, watching them trying to deal with the building pleasure only to have it end is extremely entertaining.

>>737295871
Not breaking bones and shit but General slapping hard and choking, pulling hair will getting slammed hard and degraded

>>737283807
I have a rape fetish. Been trying to get myself raped intentionally.

>>737296006
Do you ever masturbate as well?

>>737296140
Not during the event no, I tend to avoid leaving anything there or marking them in any way.

>>737296201
Do they ever moan in pleasure?

My mom breastfed me too long and left me with lasting psychological weirdness and a lactation fetish.

>>737296306
I've had a few moaners the fun ones are the ones who try to hide their moans or insist they aren't moaning or feeling good. When they finally cum there is no hiding it however.

>>737296046
Boy or girl?

>>737296458
so what do you do just walk up and grab her by the pussy trump style?

i masturbate to my co-worker's facebook pics

>>737296533
There is a park near the building, on days where it gets out later I wait for a while, if someone walks by the park from the building I follow, then eventually tackle from behind, There is a drop off then a treeline so i generally tackle them unto that then the fun starts.

I got a key cut of my ex bf's house. When I'm visiting friends on his estate I let myself in when he's not home. I know where his cash jar is and so far i've been able to take nearly £500. I have had botox, hair extensions and it's paid for a trip to benidorm. I've got a girls trip away to Gran Canaria in the summer and so far ive managed to steal £90. Only £360 to go over the next 6 weeks. Wish me luck new fags

>>737296474
Does it really matter?

>>737284281
my car's mom befriended the back of my finger

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i build and sell illegal machineguns for extra cash on the side and put most of the cash in boxes and bury them in random locations... also i regularly fuck prostitutes from backpage.

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I like dressing up like a girl, also I want to fuck cute traps,

I want to be dominated

>>737283807
I raped a 12 year old girl when I was 13 and pressured her not to say anything.

>>737291000
Would you even want a girl that fucks random guys?

>>737296961
Post a picture of yourself cutie :3

>>737296726
are you a decent looking guy? or do you look super pedo? seems like something someone would've noticed a while ago

>>737296943
I'd say yes, I've never been a fan of huge boobs so the b-c cups are nice.

>>737297009
green text?

>>737296029
Sounds gr8. My kik is riley_l98

>>737297060
Ive been told I look decent, I think I'm overweight but my friends tell me its bullshit. so its hard to tell

>>737297122
Already dropped you a message

>>737297149
anytime you ever get close to getting caught?

>>737297149
Post a pic and we will rate you then you have an unbiased view (apart from the trolls)

>>737283807
I have the only gay crush I've ever had and it's my roommate. I took a pic of his ass when he was changing into swim trunks and I look at it every now and then.

>>737291721
We know Eric.

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I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm, creamy, steamy, and oh so dreamy logs of shit squeezed fresh from the ass of Andy Sixx. Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat....

I also let my nieces shower with Andy's warm logs. Nothing sexual happens and the parents are cool with it. Just showering with Andy's steamy dreamlogs.

>>737297243
I don't know bra sizes but smallest was someone completely flat chested, and biggest was about what one would assume a DD would be

>>737293337
i think everyone but the shills can agree

>>737297371
you're slow today andy

>>737297009
lol you must be beta as fuck if you have to rape a 12yo to have sex with her. 12yo girls are easy as fuck, they will fuck anything, no coercion needed

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>>737297302
third from the left

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>>737297455
Been playing some killing floor 2

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>>737297040

rip me apart /b/

my hair goes to my shoulders now,

>>737297540
pretty fucking cute tbh

if I was into dudes I'd hold you down and fuck you raw anon.

>>737297313
>I took a pic of his ass
Obviously you have to post the pic.

What do you find attractive about him? Does he know or suspect? You've never found any other guys attractive?

>>737297495
3/10 you ugly

>>737297540
too much makeup you look caked and that's unattractive