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*blocks your path
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>>737283031
Throw job application at them, turn 360 and walk away
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climb the ceiling and go past them
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>>737283031
Wonder how I ended up in prison.
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>>737283031
*unsheayhs katana*
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>>737283031
Wonder why my parents couldnt have done better to get us out of niggerville.
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>>737284002
>turn 360 and walk away
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>>737284002
/thread
fpbp
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>>737283031
> offer them all job
>path cleared
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>>737284517
LMFAOOO
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>>737284002
idiot how can u turn 360 if there only 7 million people in the world
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I have gun

Fuck niggers
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>>737283031
tell them All lives matter
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Offer to let them gangbang me on FB live.
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>>737283031
make the subhuman monkeys chase after watermelon. If black people were the superior race they wouldn't have enslaved their own people, they would have built ships and conquered land, and they would have invented sophisticated forms of technology. The best thing the black people have invented is peanut butter, that's basically the extent of their innovation. Black people are below even Muslims in terms of benefiting the human race.
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Excuse me may I pass through?

"Sure"

Thank you
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>>737283031
*I put on my robe and wizard hat*
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>>737284984
honestly. at least Muslims gave us math medicine and architecture
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>>737283031
I order them back to their night houses. Good niggers
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Excuse me, niggers, but I need to get by.
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>>737283031
I blow them all at once
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>>737283031
Excuse me, can I please go through
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>>737285711
same
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>>737283031
mmmmm im excited
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>>737283031
>Take my pants off
apparently, it works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaZUn7ps_W4
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>>737285143
>math medicine and architecture
>7th century
Are you high? There was no Islam in ME when the people there were 'starting' these things.
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>>737283031
Glass the lassies.
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*scream mating noises*
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>>737283031
Pass them a basketball.
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>>737286251
they actually contributed greatly to math (see algebra), Islamic architecture, and the Arabs had some of the best doctors in the world
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>pool's closed
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>>737284002
If you turned 360 you'd just be facing your original position dumbass
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>>737286840
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>>737284458
hey newfriend
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>>737286780
It's all dandy to know this stuff, but gonna need some credibility, evidence
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>>737284343
le tip of the fedora
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>take off pants
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>"There's a morbidly obese white girl in the hallway and she said she's horny"
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>>737283031
inform them of the white girl gang bang down the street
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>>737286840
>walking backwards is impossible
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>>737286991
You mean the name algebra wasn't a hint?
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>>737283031

>*hands over his chastity cage key*
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>>737284856
Greatest thing I've seen all year
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>>737283031
*teleports behind you* Hmph. You are lucky I left my sword Byaku-Sharingan at home today. You live another day.
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>>737283031
My focus would be on the two on the left. Sucker punch for the closest and hope it works then the fight begins. Maintaining time and space will be the biggest factor to win.
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>>737283031
Let them breed me because I'm a white girl
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>>737283031
*teleports behind you*
>just keep walking
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>>737283031
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>>737286991
>pick up a history book and read about arab history and culture?
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>>737287099

Algebra, Alkaline, Algorithm
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Oh he'll no all niggers must die pulls out shot gun.
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>>737287727
Read a book.
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>>737283031
Tell them to get back in their cells
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>>737284937
Triggered Nigger detected
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>>737287375
KEK nigger trying to get some bro dick, way worst: pretending be a girl.
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>>737285711
wait, what am I doing in the basketball change rooms..silly me
*turns 180 and walks away*
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I am pretty sure near the end the 2 white guys that go over to the niggers both said "You just got knocked the fuck out!" in unison.
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>>737287884
An hero nigger lover.
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>>737283031
I guess I'd beat up five little nigger kids. I am a full grown white man.
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Too easy
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Hey, you jits mind movie over? I've got a film set to be at.
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Tell him his name is Toby
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>>737283031
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begin to charge up so as to show off my full power level
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Kick the guy in the center straight in the balls since he didn't cover his.
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>>737284458
FUCKING NORMALFAGS
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOAAAAAAARD
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>>737288062
>"turns 180 and walks away*
You'd walk in the same direction dumbass
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>>737288350
I don't give a shit about niggers, but illiteracy is a real issue.
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>wakes up from crack binge
AAAAAAYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYOOO
>smacks lips together loudly
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats grits
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest fried chicken joint
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeths and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens a up a forty and pours some for his homies malcolm x and marthin luther king
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
>dindu nuffins
U BE SAYIN WE WUZ
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP SO WE WUZ
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SO WE WUZ
>shouts at movie theater screen
WE WUZ
>deals crack
SO HOL UP WE WUZ
>chucks spear
AYYYOO WE WUZ
>sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
>strokes welfare check pensively
SO WE WUZ
>throws gang sign
WE WUZ
>participates in a drive-by shooting
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGGGGZZZZZZZ AN SHIIIEEEEEEEEETTTTT???
>learns kikongo
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Throw fried chicken at them. Niggers love fried chicken.
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Throw this bucket to the side to get them out of the way
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>>737284458
Drink bleach you low life scum.
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>>737288748
LOL read my mind
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>>737283031
Rage hard you frightened racist baby bitches.
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>>737286840
Also drink bleach you filthy casual.
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>>737287011

>"unsheayhs"

More like le tip of a dictionary.
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>>737283031
Advise them on not skipping leg day.
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>>737288748
>>737288802
>>737288869

either you're samefagging hard, or all of you can't think of a funnier joke than chicken because they're black

being racist used to be funny
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"Did one of you skip out of child payments, have some, hello... why are you all running?"
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>>737283031
Shoot them.
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>>737288670
:^)
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'scuse me boy, step aside. we late for a meeting.
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>>737283031
throw them a paternity test
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I never walk anywhere that this would be an issue. I also don't jump into the gorilla habitat at the zoo, so...
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>>737283031
Threaten to take away welfare

Path cleared
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>>737283031
*glocks your ass
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>>737284856
Was that the golden one?
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>>737284002
this is a fine example of a dumass
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Me and this guy are going in. Niggers are all talk.
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>>737283031
Lol dat filename tho
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>>737291069
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>>737291301
kek
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>>737284856
is that mcjuggernuggets
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Me: Pardon me.
Them: My bad dawg.
Me: You're good.
Proceed to go about the rest of my day.
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tell them "I am here with the city government, you haven't paid your child support." Then watch as they all scarmble away like roaches when you turn on the lights.
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>>737283031
"there's fried chicken in that locker over there"
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