would /b/ bang my mom? pd. Also mom thread

my mom is a crackwhore and never did shit for me
if she did it was with a mouth full of some strange dick
anybody relate?

>>737272626
yes

>>737272626
Oh yes! Love her face, boobs and thighs!!!

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>>737272626

No

Yeah i'd bang

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>>737272958
i love her boobs dude...

the censored guy is my dod tho

>>737272626
She looks like she'd bang me, and that's just pretty sad guy.

>>737273164
left or right?

i'd bang both tho

>>737272626
It would take a few drinks, but after i would smash till i passed out.

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Shit yes give me more

>>737273200
Noice

>>737273274
Left is my friends mom

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>>737273392
holy shit, any full body pics?

>>737273784
how old is she? i mean, she looks kinda young for being your mother

>>737273915
38

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have any of you guys groped your mom while asleep / drunk? or fapped to her panties?

>>737272626
prolly not, but she looks like she knows how to give really good BJ's

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>>737274116
I blew a load on her while she took a nap once

>>737274310
she looks like she knows how to do any position in the kamasutra book lol

>>737274457
Who hasn't?

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>>737274477
I can only dream. I sniff her panties and Jack off daily

How do you even nut on your own mom and she doesn't even notice?

>>737274689
I busted in her hair

>>737274773
Hmm I wouldn't notice if someone nutted in my hair either.

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>>737274457

the day this photo was taken I slided my cock between her pussy and her panties and rubbed until I came...she was drunk af

>>737272626

i'd be your daddy

then i'd beat you

>>737274949
Just fuck her already.

>>737274457
You should cum in her food tbh, much safer and still super hot

Also a great idea would be to jizz in her hand/face lotion or shampoo, so she can wear her son's cum the whole day

>>737274949
What's her ethnicity? Latina? I like Latinas with big boobs. Got any more of her legs?

>>737274116
I had a childhood friend who's mother would always get drunk, I planned one day to grope his mom or something I moved shortly after thinking this up which sorta sucks.

>>737275082
This week on sharktank.

>>737274949
Shoulda slid into her pussy

>>737274949
this is what fucking greentext is for you cunting fucking cunt

>>737275288
Shoulda checked em fag.

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>>737275288
I tried but she reacted everytime... like saying "nooo" and getting her pussy tighter...
so i took what ive already had and didnt push in

>>737275673
There's gotta be noods incoming.

>>737275387
im not a greentext bitch, gtfo

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>>737275787
sadly idh any of them... my cellphone was pretty shitty at the time and I didnt know my moms phone password...

>>737276084
I would bust in your mom

>>737276084
What a fag

>>737274668
more pics?

>>737276337
what bout you? any pics or nudes?

>>737273784
any more pics?

>>737276463
Of op's mom? Nope

>>737275814
go stuff your bollocks up your mums dry old cunt m8 and don't ever reply to me or anyone like me ever again

>>737276593
im talking about yours dumbass

>>737276679
oh sorry, did i hurt your vagina?

Lol nahh

anyone got some good greentext about cumming in your mom's stuff and watching her use/eat it? thanks

>>737276808
that greentext aint gonna write itself monglord

pic of panies

>>737276842
ive done it but i havent had the time for getting it into a green text story

>>737272626
For sure I would, OP.


TO everyone else, I'm looking for anons in central Texas who are into making incest happen and want to get in on their sisters/cousins/daughters/moms/whatever. I start an affair with her, get her into being tied up and blondfolded, and talk her into threesome with a "friend".

Probably never going to find anyone serious in my area but hope I'm wrong. Leave an email if interested.

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>>737276842
>>737276392
>be me
>horny as fuck
>mom likes to walk around the house in her panties
>cum a huge load in on of her favorite pairs (clean)
>hide them till they dry then plant folded in mom's dresser
>see mom 2 days later in same panties
>immediately run to room and spill gallons

>>737276969
If you were anywhere near me, I'd do that in a second

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>>737276877
you have the story idea based on real events...
more info:
im 18
im 1.90m tall
my mom is 1.65m tall

>>737277082
I know. Personally I wish there were more anons like me so /b/ could get some wins. Would have whoever was helping me film it before/during.

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>>737276969
duuuuuuuuuuude i'd love to get my mom involved in this kinda shit... but i live in Costa Rica, so.... it wont happen

>>737277288
And I know my cousin is a big enough slut to fall for it. Too bad man

>>737277399
You would be surprised dude. A lot of women are curious about two guys the same way a guy is curious about two chicks. And if she's with someone who is good and bad she she feels she can be herself, girls will try anything. Data actually supports that claim too. Women who have more orgasms tend to perform more various or taboo sex acts.

>>737274116
be me 16

>Get the flu extremely bad
>Stay home for a week from school
>Fever of 102
>At my moms house one day, feeling really bad
>laying on couch watching law and order
>Sleeping on an off
>wake up sometime that evening
>my mom is laying next to me pushed up against me so we are spooning
>Mom is only wearing leggings and im only wearing gym shorts
>Instaboner.jpeg
>Instantly start rubbing my dick on her ass
>its the best ass i have ever felt
>oh shit
>cum in pants
>i fall back to sleep
>wake up
>shes gone and making food in the kitchen

Cont?

>>737277606
Yeah but maybe write the whole thing out first.

>>737277606
Holy fuck that sounds like heaven

>>737275288
*slided

>>737277593
I think this is a thing that only intensifies when women get older. Every older woman I've been with over the age of 45 has expressed some kind of interest in a threesome of some kind, either mfm or mmf.

>>737278566
I mean *mff also check em.

>>737277606
Duh. Bump.

>>737277317
Hot MILF! Would definitely bang the shit out of her! Keep posting my fellow latino anon

>>737276882
This, OP, and pics of her panty drawer.

>>737278278
This is what happens when no condoms are used during incest! Fucking retard GTFO

Post her SC or IG

>>737279083
>mammy didn't use da condor or teach da sarcasisms
>lawdy

>>737274116
Top kek

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>>737277763
keeps the bumps up my dude

>Been staying on the couch for almost a week now
>room is a wreck
>got pneumonia right at the end of when i had the flu
>Been drifiting in an out of fever dreams for two days straight
>mom decides to try and drag me to my room
>So many computer cases and parts she can barely mover the door let alone drag me in
>"ok anon looks like your sleeping in my room"
>not even thinking about the other day because i felt so sick
>she basically throws me on the bed moves me over and falls asleep (she was quite the drinker then)
>wake up after fever breaks at sometime in the night
>look over at my mom
>sound asleep
>start to touch myself
>Get pretty hard then move in
>shes only wearing panties with a long shirt
>dick slides right past her panties inbetween her cheeks
>so much pre it Makes her ass slippery
>Start going faster and faster
>gonna cum
>grab her tight around the chest and let it rip
>cum all over her shirt and back
>two mins pass
>she gets up and walks into the bathroom
>changes her shirt, lays back down and says nothing.
>sleep the rest of the night

we never have talked about it to this day. Its pretty weird. pic related.

>>737279369
Your mom has a nice body

>>737274017
I call bs, no way that's 38.

>>737272626
looks like a tejano night club type of girl
and yeah i'd sour cream her taco
and flip her over and continue with the cream

some nice looking juggs she has there
bet she has some dark nipples.

>>737274017
>>737280638
hispanic girls get preggers as soon as they hit puberty or younger.

you can probably get a hispanic pregnant just by looking at her.

>>737272626
Would love to fuck your Moms tits. You should just put sleeping pills in her drink one day and do the same. Less of a worry than having to deal with her wondering if she got fucked the next day.

>>737279369
did this to one of my aunts (not blood related)
while she slept.

also
>>737272626
time to put some hidden cams to try and get some nude pics of her and post the on /b/ and become legend

>>737283236
Man hit me up with your mom #

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A slutty mom

>>737283236
I'd fuck her and the other one

>>737284183
Get me her number man she is thicc

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>>737284293
She is a good slutty mom.