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what CAN'T girls do?

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what CAN'T girls do?
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>>737266952
Be men
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>>737266952
Pee using a biological penis
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>>737266952
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>>737266952
understand male sex drive.
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>>737266952
Produce sperm
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>>737267092
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Have a prostate orgasm
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>>737266952
Let's put this theory to the test
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Not miscarrage
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Prove a point
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Stroke their dicks.
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Drive
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>>737266952
Girl's can't naturally inseminate an egg.
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girls
https://www.ebay.com/sch/theartistjessicalogsdon/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=
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>>737267094
care to explain?
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>>737267154
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>>737266952
anything right.
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Love anything that isn't themselves.
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>>737267419
E D G Y
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Get an IQ score over 175, as an adult. (Not tested as a child and then claiming it also as an adult.)

Good luck, girls.
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>>737266952
write their name in the snow...
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>>737267343
yeah, they don't understand what it's like to want to fuck all day erryday.

and we know this about them so we pretend that we don't want to fuck all day either.
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They can't seem to understand that if you hit someone regardless of their gender , they have the right to hit u back
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>>737266952
Impregnate people. Biological females lack the... well, biology to do it, and trannies (if you consider them to be girls) get sterilized by the intensive hormone treatment.
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>>737266952
save money/spend wisely
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almost no girls outside of porn know how to ride a dick properly.
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Defeat a man in any physical matchup. Testosterone rules!
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Pee in the toilet, from the shower.
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>>737267488
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_vos_Savant

Nice try.
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>>737267636
this
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girls can't get kicked in the nuts or produce sperm. Guys can't do all the things related to creating an egg and housing it in their non existent womb Other than that everything is fair game.
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>>737267506
my fuck buddy has a higher sex drive than me. She literally would fuck all day every day if I or her partner could give her that much without exhaustion.
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>>737266952

have a real penis that shots real sperm.
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>>737267639
I'm sure Venus Williams can kick my ass.
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>>737266952
Think rationally or objectively.
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>>737267636
maybe my fuckbuddy is an outlier? but damn can she ride. see:
>>737267723
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Suck my dick...
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>>737266952
become president of the usa
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>>737267736
Sure, but she would be ranked 300th on the men's tour. Maybe 700th of John McEnroe is right.
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get a job
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>>737267736
You never saw this, eh?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Sexes_(tennis)

The Williams sisters were beat soundly by a man ranked 203 in the world after they boasted they could beat any man ranked 200 or above.

Reputedly, he played the match buzzed after drinking a few beers, and didn't take it very seriously.

That being said, I'm all but certain Serena could crush my skull inbetween her giant man-quads.
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>>737266952
be funny
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>>737267932
this is now a trump thread
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>>737268168
I dunno, you're doing pretty alright at it so far
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>>737267932
kek
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>>737266952
Take responsibility for their actions
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>>737266952
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>>737268220
Fat ignoramus.
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>>737268612
Don't engage him

>>737266952
Come to /b/ without being harangued mercilessly into nudity
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>>737268511
Thanks for trying to bring back harbl.
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>>737266952
Not be the center of the universe

I knew a man who had a motorcycle accident and was in traction for months. The first thing his girlfriend said to him upon visiting was "Did you even think about what would happen to me?"

The man literally broke his neck and her first thought was how it might inconvenience her had he died.

She may have just been a raving bitch, but it wasn't the first time I'd seen such behavior from a young woman and I'm certain it won't be the last. Just the most jaw-dropping example I've witnessed.
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>>737267472
/thread
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I killed your shit thread

Go me
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>>737268092
oh they can get a job. they just can't keep it
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>>737269112
how did he react?
did he break up with her or what?
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>>737266952
Take more than 2 inches of hard cock.

Grown women can barely take 6 on average.
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>>737266952
love me
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>>737269909
I feel you dude
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