damn... what do i send next 4chan??? 0-5 decides

say that you will nake beutiful children and want to see her insides

>>737266011
>>737266122
>>737266277
checked

>>737266277
LOL

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guys what do i do

Send her a dick pic chicks LOVE that

ok now say i am the mightest and you will bow and soon make me a prince

"There are a lot of things you don't know about me... they call me the pussy pumbler for a reason"

>>737266432
>>737266439
Do this

I would like to have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>737266463
do this

>>737266432
stop making fake posts

>>737266463
gotta do this op

>>737266583
"I'm sorry, I don't have any ill intent, you just drive me absolutely wild, and I can't get you out of my head."

oh nevermind, you ruined it. lmao

Say " a bunch of 4 chan people made me say that and I really like you " we need a happy ending

>>737266796
fucking ruined it

>>737266717

say "i care about you... now let me grab you by the pussy

>>737266717
That was a hearty fucking kek

i cant get you out of my head, thinking about yoh in the bathtub

>>737266879

roll

>>737266011
josh you fantastic retard what are you doing

actually had a chance with her, then fucked it up lmao

send nudes bitch if you care about me

>>737266717
HORK, HORK, HORK HORK, SKREEEEEE

DATS MY MATING CALL. WHATS YOURS??

>pussy pumbler

did you mean plumber or pummeler?

If I didn't know any better I'd say you're a pussy fumbler you gay ass retard

>>737267008
>>737267008
best to go out with a bang if ur gking to get rejectef

>>737267049
REROLL

Damn we suck , OP probably wanted her

Watch out nigger, the Klan is gettin' bigger!

>>737267071
You'll be clean after I eat that cooch

>>737267071
kekkk

Cunt fuck off then

>>737267139
PLEASE

>>737267139
Reroll

I've already thought about our sons name baby

>>737267071
Warsh up in the tub you filthy whore

And on the off chance that this is real, never just "ask a girl out" like a 4th grader. Ask her to the movies or to dinner or some shit.

KEKKKK>>737267191

>>737267157
Get

>>737267197
Rerull

Dubs and you send her the link

>>737267191
I'm the one with the knife, I make the rules. Now show me some titties.

>>737267139
Re roll?

>>737267235
Rrrullls

>>737267191
I AINT NEVER GON STOP LOVIN U BITCH

>>737266011
"thats now how this works"
I think she's coming onto you

>>737267257

say, now should i make like a tree and leaf my house and go tk yours?

>>737267310
jesus why did you do this to urself

Listen, i am horny! how about I come over and we do what we should have been doing earlier.

"Listen darling, my ability to murder your nethers is second only to how well I can steal your heart"

god damnit you moron...there's literally no salvaging this.

Sorry, that was my brother. He's acoustic.

>>737267310
I see you already know how to play the rape game. I'll be right over.

TBH I really do think I love you Mel, I was just sending some bs some dudes on a forum were telling me too as a joke... we should go out some time

Take a stand, join the Klan

>>737267369
lol roll

>>737267310

SAY I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT SO LET ME GRAB YOU BY THE PUSSY

ur poosy like the ham sammich, all floppy an sheeeit!!!

>>737267391
Reroll

>>737266011
TAKE A STAND JOIN THE KLAN

>>737267391
Stop ruining it you fucking faggot

All these summerfags believing this shit is real. Abandon thread, faggots.

>>737267420
Pls dubs?!

>>737267377
Winkek

>>737267391
faggot

Sometimes I let my phone vibrate on my balls when it's you texting me.

>>737267449
Fuck you

okay.. MAYBE you can salvage it by claiming it was your friend/cousin/brother who stole your phone, and that she wasn't the only one he texted that crap.

then you actually might stand a chance. otherwise you fucked yourself over..

take a stand join the clan

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>>737267502

I never thought i could stick my dick in a rubber duckie.

Hi

sorry my dad stole my phone LOL

Just tell her you eat ass. Then you'll have her.

>>737267310
Ok honey, I'll let you on a something straight and it ain't me, ya dig. My daddeh found out I'm gay and I wanna prove him wrong by rocking your boat.

>>737267479

SAY YOULL GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY YOU FUCKING RETARD

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>>737267550
Stop hijacking the thread you Sperg.

Te voy a comer el culo

>>737267585
Reroll lol

>>737267377
THIS! Then say its not a bad idea and ask her out for realsies!

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>>737267191
kek

>>737267618
fuck off bitch

>>737267577
reroll

I VOTE FOR TRUMP!!!!

REEeeeeeeEEEE!!!

>>737267633
No wn
Te van a llover piedras si hablas español aqui

>>737267661
do it

>>737267585
Send her a pic of your dick

>>737267688
Winrar

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Rolaids

>>737267585
>>737267595

This is fucking beautiful. I never want it to end.

>>737267719
YES

OPPP SHE LIKED YOU WTF


HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THIS. YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE GIRL AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

YOU ABSOLUTE AUTIST

>>737267577
rollin for three times the charm bc fuck it

>>737267719
This

SOY, PUTA

YO SOY ALL THE PUTA


I'M A DIRTY FCKING SPICK BEANER BOY

>>737267680
No u
>that will show him.

>>737267577
U better send this one faggot

Call her a newfag

>>737267708
It sounds a lot better than "i'll eat your ass"

fuck me please, my mommy told me i need to get to bed hurry up with your fucking answer you damn cunt...

>>737267191
Kek OP is cool guy

>>737266882
This, I lost it at pussy pumbler

Download a text blaster app and send "Tits or GTFO"

>>737267595
roll for this

>>737267900
just send her this now

>>737267854
Show her your penis

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>>737267479

I apologize for my previous behavior now How about I jam my cack so far into thine rectum your nose bleeds.

>>737267854
I was just lying, my friends are telling me stupid shit to say and I'm a little drunk, We should still go out if you're alright though

I'm humiliating myself on the internet. Your a bit for the cesspool of America

>>737267950
this... this... the benis has reared it's micro head...

>>737267495
Rollerino

send her dick pic

>>737267550
That's a good idea. Actually thank you anon

>>737268050
Fuck you motherfucker

you wana watch my little pony with me, i'll let you saddle me up...

"If you want i can be the bottom, and you can fuck me with a strap on"

>>737268050
can i get a steam game befire you end it all? http://steamcommunity.com/id/heydontrun/

>>737267767
That's what autists do baby

Send her those GIF porn ads

Choose up butthole pic. STAT!

>>737267986
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>737268162
Reroll lmao

>>737268162
Fuck it. Roll

"i could tell you this is all just an elaborate joke, but in all honesty, you're right. i don't give a fuck about you, i just want to dig in your hole."

my favorite website is 9gag wana make original memes??

>>737268162
Rr

>>737268095
Rollin for this say "fuck you motherfucker"

>>737268162
this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this this

I just wanted to impress you with my exquisite sense of humor. You know because I like you so much. Now fall to ur knees and succumb to the tune of the skin flute shuffle.

¿OP, where art thou?

I think she went to bed. I needed that laugh.

>>737268293
lel

>>737268162
ROLL

>>737268346
call her a jew and accuse her of turning your house frogs gay

op is dead

>>737268308
Fucking rolling

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>>737268293

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fuck...

>>737268293
fuck yes

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free, hell with the N double A C P!

Ok, so this means you won't like to see me perform the big cums

>>737268293
Lamoooooo

>>737268095
U just found out about the F word didn't you? You should be in bed.

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>>737268293
FUCKING KEK

holy shit OP actually had a chance here

>>737268428
Tell her I'm sorry I was being stupid, but I care about you but would love a chance to make this up to you

Joshiepoo likes them knuckles...
mmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>737268482
ya

>>737268411
Rollerino

>>737268520
Kewl. Meet me at Jewel Osco.

>>737268459
Reroll

>>737268563
ok daffy uwu

sorry dad got my phone

YOU CAN STILL SALVAGE IT (but if I get it say "you smell better when you're awake")

Tell her I'm sorry I was being stupid, but I care about you and would love a chance to make this up to you

>>737268588
daddy*

They call me big cums

Send a picture of your dick.

>>737268428
shes just saying that op

the lel is perfectly placed

>>737268609
gaaaaaay

>>737268428
what's your problem lol

After reading these again, I think the girl is the autist in this story