You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend.

What if I do?

because i have a boyfriend

I can be happy with myself much more that with a girl at the moment

>>737255391
Fuck you

>>737255391
I do

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Because I'm don't want a relationship and want to focus on college

I just don't think anyone likes me back at my school, I really do want to be in a relationship but I don't think any of my crushes like me back

>>737255391
Too smart

Because I'm an autistic piece of shit.

>>737255391
Because we broke up last weekend.

>>737255391
I'm asexual

>>737255391
Okay I'm pretty sure I know her (autism I know)
She's from Michigan, yeah?

>>737255774
talk to them. #YOLOOOOOOOOO BOYYYAAAAA

>>737255928
incel

>>737255391
We broke up and I'm in the rebound stage for a month. After that I'll probably start looking for another because I'm retarded and think that I might fine one that lasts over 7 years.

>>737255391
I do and it sucks. Stay single. Love yourself you fat lonely faggots. Do what you like, travel the world. If you ever get horny get a tinder or buy a hooker.

I grew up without a dad or siblings, I've only ever had a couple close friends. I'm pretty sure I don't have enough experience socializing/being interesting to keep anyone's attention or convince them I'm worth their time.

>>737255391
Right hand and no money

>>737255983
I do talk to both of them and they are some of my best friends but I don't think they are interested which maybe that means I should move on but I don't want to

>>737256000
Checked - I'm not an incel though... I've tried, my dick just doesn't work.... Like I literally can't get hard for anyone or anything...

I am not interested in a relationship

>>737255391
girls are icky and stupid!!!

I'm not interested in women and have a boyfriend

i got cockblocked by a friend. the girl's mom didn't want me to see her either...

>>737255391
i just cant do a relationship anymore. been screwed over way too many times cause hoes be hoes. rather stay single than eat a bullet.

But wat if i have one?

>>737255391
your girlfriend ugly nigger

I have a wife and that's aggravation enough.

Severe social anxiety since like 11 years old, I don't really know how to talk to people that well.

My standards are too high. Started working out and trying to get a job.

>>737255774
Same

>>737255391
I just killed her

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>>737255391
Because nobody wants me.

Because I'm fat and ugly, coupled with minor social anxiety, why else? I'm not interested in being with anyone, which is advantageous because no one wants to be with me. We all win.

Lack of confidence, and the girl I liked was always dating somebody else.

Because my wife wouldn't like it very much.

>>737255391
Because I'm gay and I have a boyfriend.

>>737255391
hi tanya

>>737255391
I don't want to have one, literally hate being in a relationship, it makes me anxious as hell, only been in a relationship twice and I cried every single night...

Because I suffer from crippling depression and unreasonably high standards. I only want 8/10 and up to take my anger out on. I'm a sadhist and most women hate that. Still hang out with and hate fuck my ex though. It's fun.

>>737255572
wtf does that mean?

i just came off a 5 year relationship where i let myself get fat. took me 6 months but now im fit again, can get pussy, but ill be god damned if i didnt miss it when i was still making repairs

>>737255762
jewish lies

Miserable experience dealing with 2 parasitic exes and I have other priorities. If you're reading this bitch, fuck you.

Ugly beta, same as all of you

>>737255391
Who is she?

I fear communication with other humans, I see myself as superior to others, I have a crippling fear of physical injury to the point were time spent outside of my house is for career purposes only

>>737257991
all women are parasites. i can prove this using logic

women with personalities are bros (they dont really exist anyways) and who wants to eat, shit and shave next to your bro every day

your regular girl has no personality and will leech off urs. makes shit tolerable imo (plus that's why you have bros in the first place)

so revel in the fact that the best women are useless walking vaginas with no personality to call their own, only what they borrow from their current/last boyfriend

>>737255928
Retarded**

>>737255542
tits or gtfo

>>737258301
if only you had a vagina youd be the average female

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>>737255391
I do doe

My tits got bigger than hers.

>>737258318
eh, close enough.... I'm not welcome in the LGBT community, and I get ridiculed in the general community. There is no point in even trying...

>>737255391
Cause I got enough problems without worrying about somebody else's.

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Have I said enough?..

>>737257828
^ me
>>737258587
^ same

>>737258656
yes, that's a problem.

Because I am an eternal loser

>>737257166

pics please

Cant commet myself to obe person for lyfe

>>737258780
Is it a big deal tho?

>>737257195
yeah but deep down there is a hole in your soul that you fill with ding dongs.

>>737258656
women dont care what penis size you are (and if they do youre probably with a vapid slut anyway)

i suggest you take some scissors, put the scissors down, grab a gun. go hunting for the greatest game of them all (man). take your trophy home. have sex with. be happy. grab scissors and repeat

>>737255391
Because as my last gf explained to me: but anon, if I wanted to get fucked by a horse, I WOULD DATE A HORSE. Girls are no fun.

no one cares bought me

Cuz I have a wife instead and having a girlfriend on the side is too much work.

>>737255391
Because I'm allergic to bullshit

>>737255391
Money

>>737255391
Either it's me or them... dunno maybe both. I don't want to put up with bullshit or front to get one... but apparently you have to fucking bring out the smoke and mirrors for them cum dumpsters nowadays

>I'm fucking old
>wish this were the 40's when people had more morals

>>737258361
thank you, i gain comfort in knowing that 50 % of the world is as insecure as i am

Obese Neet. When girls do talk to be they're only interested in me for a little bit then realize I'm a manchild and move on.

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Girlfriends are for the simple-minded men who seek to satisfy their sexual desires. I can't blame them for seeking this satisfaction but I've personally ascended to a higher place where such idle pleasantries don't allure me. I've reached a power level rarely obtained by mere mortal men. Alas, you may think me a wizard but a wizard still desires the warmth of a woman; he just can't acquire it. Consider yourself blessed to have witnessed me, for I am that rare. Without the need for a woman I will one day mount the world.

>>737255391
too insecure for relationships always feel like I'm not good enough (NOTHING TO DO WITH PARTNERS OPINION)

>>737255391
Bc I'm a bottom, and basically all women are subs except physcho CEOs, and lets face it, that's a class of women that can afford to buttfuck tied-down models on a subscription service if they want.

>>737256161
Buy a reverse osmosis water filter. As more and more women start using the birth control pill, the estrone in the pill goes into the water supply when the girl pees it out. Normal water treatments with chlorine and boiling DO NOT remove the dissolved estrone in the water and as a result it's still there in the tap water. When you drink the tap water the estrone fucks you up. I recommend the aquasana 5300+ filter. It's certified to be 401 NSF level quality, meaning it filters out medicine and estrogen, and goes through 800 gallons of water before needing to be replaced. Don't let chemicals ruin your life. Get a filter of at least NSF 401 before, drink the water for a month, and check if you're still asexual.

just shy af meh me no good with social stuff. i dont even look shy and i do loots of stupid stuff with friends in public, but talking to a stranger is like kryptonite for me.

>>737255391
Bc if you're not careful a gf turns into a wife.

>>737255391
Try me, might fight
Fist fuck, on sight
Wrist heavy, fat dyke
Pop Molly, Mike Ike
I got glacial white ice
And my bitch rack nice
And I do fight dykes
Ride my dick like a bike

>>737258898
no, unless you wanna have sex, then it is, hundred percent.

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I have a wife

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Because I am the girlfriend desu

>>737259449
She is a whale. No thanks.

>>737259356
I live in the mountains, my water is just about as pure as it can get...

>>737259435
Obviously I want sex, I'm just insecure. It's not that bad.

>>737256161
Same. Been years. It started when I could fuck them but could never cum. Then the last three girlfriends, couldn't even keep it up for more than a few minutes of foreplay. It's like it knows nothing's going to cum of it, so it just gives up and lets me eat pussy and ass all night. Impresses the girls the first few times when hey take it as generosity or stamina, but after a few, they're like ok what's up with you. Easier to just not ge in those situations anymore.

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i got tricks in the livin' room gettin' it on

Yea I got one, she used to be cool now she's a cunt, I'm trapped. Cheat occasionally

>>737259449
wtf even is that room

Why is there just a damn pot in her bedroom?

>>737259838
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pYc0BiskHA

>>737259805
I'm sorry anon, but it is pretty bad... with a girl completely leg opened and having her pussy as close as your dick on top of you I don't know if it'd even go in. I doubt it.

>>737255391

Because I'm stick of playing the game. Dating makes me miserable. I never want children or another family either. So no reason really to try.

>>737259961
Beta. Kys.

>>737255391
Too much of a pussy to ask them out.

>>737255391
Girls are pretty but absolutely everything else about them is repulsive.

>>737255391
I don't need 10 seconds. Eventually all women start to act like cunts

>>737260073
Tbh, I was sick last night. We didn't have a trash can

I'm black

Girls only care about spending money... I only have money for myself....

>>737257190
Same.

>>737260235
Beta? I got 2 kids with the bitch so I stay to provide. Still get my fuck on when I feel like it.

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picture worth a thousand words

We broke up like a month ago and I'm not super interested in any of the girls I'm talking to rn

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>>737255391
because i fucked up
she was stood waiting to pay for her stuff at the checkout
saw me walking up to the till
smiled
turned to me waiting for me to engage in some sort of conversation
me
i just stood there thinking wtaf is she doing
(backstory) never had someone flirt with me at a supermarket checkout, ever!

been in that fucking supermarket (lidl) for months looking to see her again
didn't happen

my point?
don't be a chickenshit
engage in a conversation about the food they are buying
she was buying maltloaf and sweets (obvious student)

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>>737255779
yep

I don't like anyone from my school

>>737259806
agreed... but the positive side of being asexual is girls tend to trust you more. A few weeks ago my friend called me and asked me to bring her a burger. When I got to her house she was in the tub and just ate the burger and ranted about her life while I sat next to the tub holding the phone so she could have another friend on facetime

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>>737256116
to add to this
get off of the fucking computer
get a cycle
get on the fucking cycle
get out the fucking house
stop eating crisps and chocolate
work out
get confident.jpeg
someone will like your fat ass

>>737258957
I don't know what I'm reading

becuase i enjoy porn too much to bother looking at real women

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I just got rid of the insane one I was with for 1 1/2 years a couple months ago. I now again enjoy working out, reading, sleeping and not fixing her drama filled fucking life. I'm talking to a few girls on and off, fucked 2 since being single. No interest in dating anytime soon. Good girlfriends make life awesome, bad ones are most common though and the pussy isn't worth it.

I guess I'm autistic...huh. fuck

>>737255391
My standards are too specific and I haven't found anyone that's met them.

>>737255391
I don't know how to have a relationship that I'm not ready to abandon should the need arise.

>>737261247
I do the opposite. I always engage. Being that I'm 6'5 I always scare the person. Last week I asked out this chick I met after work and gave her my number. She never texted me and when I asked her out I might as well have held a gun to her head. She was shaking like a vibrator.

>>737260436
You're fucking disgusting. Fucking kill the beast while she sleeps before it wastes any more tax dollars.

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>>737261959
that's what many peoples problem is here

we have a wank instead of actually putting in the effort to find a woman

ooh women are hard to find because (you make up bs in your head as to why you haven't got one)

point?

stop choking your chicken
get off your ass and stop making excuses why you can't get a waifu
and start thinking why you can

life is about one simple act
the act of breeding
putting your seed in a womans womb
having a child come out of a womans vagina

stop over complicating things and focus what you need to do to breed

i feel like it too

>>737262844
LOL i'm not making any excuses, i just don't want them, i'm happy with porn

im gay

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>>737262931
then you'll never breed
you'll never see a real womans pussy
you''ll never see your child born
you'll never experience the joy that a child will bring in to your existence

keep thinking the way you are and you'll be a childless 40yr old virgin with diabetes, cashing in your welfare check, smelling like you don't wipe your ass properly

enjoy