>Whats the gayest thing you've done /b/?

69'd with a crossdresser in the back of his car while on vacation with my family, then jerked him off to completion. Haven't done anything since, probably would though.

Gotten on /b/

dated a woman

>>737242991
my retarded brother

Fucked around with a divorced older guy I worked with when I was 16. Was pretty much all summer until I quit when school started back up.
Part of me wanted to keep it going but at the time I was worried i was "way too gay", he was chill about cutting it off.
That was years ago, no gay or bi experiences since.

>>737242991
sucked my own dick
can't do it anymore though, cause i got fat-ish and out of shape
a real bummer
arguably not gay but it god damn sure felt pretty gay (and fucking awesome)

>>737242991
Froze my cum in a container for a month, then thawed it out in a container of hot water and poured it all over myself in the shower?

I jerk off to pictures of dicks all the time too.

>>737242991
I greentexted this a while back but I'm to lazy rewrite it. But anywho I was paired with a feminine guy as my roommate back in uni. turns out he liked to crossdress. long story short, halfway through fall we fucked and ended up moving to an apartment together and spent the next 3 years as a couple. still keep in touch and we actually hooked up last month

Getting molested by my mentally handicapped uncle as a kid or blowing my older cousin as his girlfriend watched.

>>737244197
>sucking dick isn't gay
Oh okay.

>>737242991
Finally sucked a dick a couple weeks ago. That was a mistake, now I want all the dicks. Hoping to find someone to get with regularly now.

>>737243846
tits or GTFO?

>>737244324
please be in oregon

>>737242991
i got quints

>>737244422
Texas, sorry.

>>737242991
sucked off a black dude i met on craigslist in a library bathroom when I was 15.

>>737244442
fuck. of by 2

>>737244444

>>737244321
well it was my *own* dick
if sucking your own dick is gay then you'd have to say jacking off is gay too

>>737244464
texasfag here. you near nw houston? sure could use a bj right about now

>>737244406
No, I'm a dude. And I dated a woman. Shit was gay as fuck.

>>737244464
all good. good luck sucking all the dicks, anon!

Got handjob from friend, i'm straight he's probably gay. Not my proudest turn on though but i'm not afraid to admit it felt good m8

>>737244503
>jacking off is gay too
How is it not gay? To be 100% straight you cannot ever touch your own penis.

You do realize that half of the dudes on here are actually gay or are so incel that they regularly entertain the thought of going gay, right?

>>737244750
No one is 100% straight

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>>737242991
Borrowed someone's X-Box for a weekend. Played Halo 2 to completion, felt real weird after though so I'm not going to do THAT again.

Also green text a couple days ago... not doing the whole thing again.

>had sex with guy
>was bottom
>kissed while he fucked me
>feelsgood.exe
>took his load in my ass
>had anal orgasm (for the first time)

I kinda want to keep this guy as my side piece... I'm married

>>737244258
nothing gay about that

>>737244561
I'm on the exact opposite side of town, lol. Pearland.
>>737244599
Thanks, good luck getting yours sucked!

>>737244264
Nice... he a QT sissy?

>>737244978
Thanks dude.
Anyone near portland/salem, please suck my dick.
Or else.

Ive given a blowjob to a guy with cerebral palsy. He could barely walk but it's fine since he had the mental capacity to say yes. Came in my eye, made it super red

I also jerked off a bald, fat guy once because he lived in my apartment building and i was bored.

I'm not sure which one is gayer

I don't find men attractive but I want to suck a cock really bad.

I blame GHS for this.

Thinking about it I do fap to cute feminine guys too occasionally.

Kinda gay.

>>737242991
had sex with a bunch of guys.

>>737242991
is this aria alexander ?

>>737245775
winner

>>737245620
You're just being a good humanitarian anon... not gay

>>737242991
In form of an experiment, my cousin and I kissed each other's anuses with clothing on and compared our dick sizes. He won.

>>737245099
hairless and slim. still kept his figure and he looks even more passable than before since he focuses on being a full time crossdresser

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Fapped to feminine traps
>Pic semi related, not super feminine

>>737246065
Living the dream anon... living the dream

Cupping my hand over my anus. Farting into it, and inhaling it through my nose as hard as I can.

>>737242991
A woman in missionary position.
That's pretty gay amrite?

>>737245789
Nope, kasie marie

>>737246197
That's not how you do Jenkem.

>>737244324

What part of Texas?

>>737246291
That's how he did me... felt good didn't it?


>>737244889

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>always had a dick sucking fantasy
>especially big dicks
>arrange to meet a guy at his play
>he set up a gloryhole
>i walk and kneel in front of a sheet covering a doorway
>big dick slides through the hole
>its perfect, thick with huge head
>suck him for half an hour
>he finishes
>I leave
>enjoyed it

pic related, it was the cock

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Started dating a girl in highschool, when we were about to have sex, she pulled off her skirt and revealed a very very small pink cock and balls. At first I was disgusted, but I looked at her again and noticed every feature was female except her penis.

We got married 3 years ago, she also had a sex change and has a nice pussy. We've adopted 1 child and couldn't be happier. Her is girl in question.

>>737246446
Southeast Houston

>>737246649
Felt amazing mun. Cannot deny was 10/10.

Taken a fat load balls deep in my ass

>>737246326
ty mate, i didnt know here. aria looks exactly like an ex gf i truly loved, that's why

>>737246847
I'll never understand why people decide to lie on the internet

>>737246847
>Her
>Mutilated skin flap being referred to as a pussy

Post pics of the pussy, or I call bullshit.

>>737247358
Or it's that you're jealous of that guys trap.

>>737247249
That's how AIDS is made

>>737247448
No the story just smells like bullshit. Without more pics that's exactly what it is

>>737246847
good for you!
let's see some more of those titties

>>737247555
Tripps dictate this story is false.

>>737242991
dick fight with my cousin

>>737242991
that makes me sad.
now I want to be there with him/her whatever

>>737242991
there an HD res of this picture?

I had the opportunity to fuck a sissy I met on Fetlife but chickened out (almost entirely I was going to have to drive 2 hours and rent a room, had they lived in my town I would've more than likely done it). They shaved, were my age (22 at the time), wore a chastity cage, were very passable with lots of makeup. I wish I had done it, he basically shut me down after I bailed.

sucked my brothers cock when he was 3 years old, to see hiw it feels, i was 14 at the time

>>737247414
not only that but there is no such thing as a nice pussy on a M2F sex change. It's literally just an empty slit that you shove lube down. You could just fuck his/her armpit and get off just as well without all the other disgusting shit it creates.

>>737248112
In terms of gayest thing I've actually done, I paid $200 for a tranny hooker. We 69'd, I got my ass fucked and fucked their ass. Would do it again but not with the same shemale.

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>>737243845
lmao

posting a defence banana. i have to stay brave now.

>>737248112
What city?

Went to a gay bar / sex club and sucked a couple of dicks

I let my gf put make up on my face and i was looking so cute

>>737248305
Damn... I paid 80 for mine. Looked 7/10 but sex was 9/10

gotten on 4chan

I sucked off a big cocked guy after he finished fucking my best (female) friend in front of me. he even went for a facefuck at moments

>>737248404
They lived in Beaufort, SC.

>>737245620
bless you

>>737248706
Damn, I'm in Columbus GA... that's too far for me

>>737245775
G-A-Y

>>737242991
Smoked a vape pen

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>>737244464
Mfw I'm going to Texas tomorrow

>>737248821
I don't have anyway of getting in touch with the sissy anymore. This was nearly 2 years ago. They deleted their Fetlife and haven't logged onto their kik basically since then. They might not even live there anymore, they were there for military reasons.

>>737242991
Replied to this thread.

I was molested by the neighbor's son for a few months until he an heroed

>>737248881
Haha, What city, and for how long?

>>737248537
Damn, where? There's a TS top in DC I've been wanting to try but that's like a 6 hour drive and I don't think it's worth it. She has some damn fucking good reviews on TER though, and she's in her 30's and I got a thing for milfs (real or TS).

>>737248938
No good sissies on Fetlife here in Columbus...

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>>737248866

Thats disgusting

>>737248996
Corpus Christi for a week then San Antonio for another week

>>737248866
winner

>>737249018
Killeen TX. Year and a half ago.

>>737244321
Is fapping gay?

>>737248977
Oh, this was when I was ~7 years old btw

Had a guy cum down my throat while another guy came in my ass at the same time... Felt pretty fucked up for a while after it.

>>737249098
come to dallas, ill be at the hyat regency in DownTown ;)

>>737249182
Did you like it?

>>737249212
That sounds heavenly. Greentext?

>>737249098
Sad day, I don't live near either of those.

>>737249271
hes a little whore of course he did.

>>737244197
Not gay if it's your own. That's still considered masturbation

>>737249271
I was too young to really make right or wrong out of it
It'd probably have been different if I was penetrated.

>>737249058
I've never come close to meeting another sissy/CD since then. There was one I was talking to on kik a little bit but it never amounted to actually having plans to meet on a certain day/time.

Jacked off in the gym shower while 2 guys watched me fapping to them shower

>>737244197
How you do this?

Made this gay fucking song

https://soundcloud.com/whooutsmartswhom/solipsistic-introjection

>>737249295
>ended up going home with 2 guys from a bar one night
>both pretty hung, 8/9"
>they take turns between my mouth and ass
>im on all fours on the bed the whole time
>eventually get to the point theyre both about to bust
>"You want this cum?" the guy in my ass asks
>cant really answer because of the dick going in and out of my throat
>i just mumble
>feel the guy in my throats dick tighten up first
>followed closely from behind
>cum shooting down my throat and up my ass at the same time
>can feel it

felt like a total slut after it, but still jerk off thinking about it all the time...

>>737249331
>Not gay if it's your own. That's still considered masturbation

he's still a cocksucker

>>737249212
That's the dream, right there

>>737250125
Honestly I don't think anon meant that gay..

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The Gayest?

Got and Gave a blowjob to a close friend we don't talk about it ever. This dude is a chick magnet but he still wants me lol.

It was nice but I don't think I could be romantic with a guy.

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>>737242991
My life is the gayest thing ive done, ive been on mtf hrt for about 4monthes and dress as a female for about 2years haha

>>737244264
But are you gay?

>>737244306
Wow, you turned out OK?

>>737242991
Had sex with a dude. Now fuck off.

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>>737242991
Does rape count?

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I knew a guy that worked at a liquor store and he told me one of his co-workers was a trap. She was decent looking, voice was feminine. She was really passable.

Any way he told me how she'd try dating guys but always would get dumped when they found out she was a he.

I'm an alcoholic so I was there all the time. I noticed she seemed to be making eyes at me every time I was in there. I asked for her number and took her on a date.

She didn't know I knew she was a trap, so when I took her home and it was pound town time, when she got naked she was ridiculously self conscious about it as I'm assuming this was the moment most guys bailed or whatever.

I started ordering her around which she did reluctantly. Telling her to jerk off while I watched, etc. After a while I walked over and flipped her over, furiously fucked her ass while she continued to stroke her cock. She came first, and I saw some semen squirt out of her tiny little penis and then she just went limp and stayed still until I finished.

She tried to kiss me after and I just turned my head and left without saying a word. She tried to contact me a few times but I ignored the txts.

>>737244817
wish more people realised this

>>737251230
You're a dick bro.

That trap might have been gay, but you're a fucking faggot. KYS

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>>737242991
this

Thread RIP?

i let my male cousin kiss my dick in the closet when I was 5 and he was 8

>>737252190
I was disgusted after I came. I wasn't intentionally being a dick. It was a gut reaction, not a planned one.

>>737253115
Did you at least apologize? Shit like that is how QT traps an hero.

Back in May, I decided I'd give it a try. I ended up getting with an older guy on Grindr. He wasn't my type at all. Short, kinda fat Mexican guy. But I wanted a blowjob, so I let him suck me off. I kept going soft, and it took forever to cum.

I'd try it again, but only with a younger, feminine guy.

>>737242991
Omg who's this ?? Any nudes please??

>>737242991
Pooped

>>737244264
Yeah, we're going to need some photos

Posted on /b/

>>737244264
Lucky motherfucker.

>>737242991
I think that'd be you, while you were sleeping last night.

>>737242991
come to 4chan

>had sex with a few guys
>went to the bathhouse a couple times and sucked dick.

I'm not sure which is gayer.

>>737249058
how do i use fetlife?
i assumed it was like a dating site but i just made an account and it's just profiles all over the place. I can search for my city but that's as specific as I can figure out how to do it.
It's far more elaborate than I expected.

Shaved everything
Dressed up like a sissie
Posted on b

I was naked, all but a skirt on, in the kitchen washing the dishes. Then my bf came from behind me and surprised me with a warm hug and then proceeded to kiss me all over. So cute, love my bf <3

>>737242991

Fucked a mostly female hermaphrodite. Had a small penis and all her feeling was in her stub penis. Yet, she had the tightest pussy hole I've ever fucked

>>737254012
>also own and use a variety of anal toys
Still not sure which is gayest.

>>737242991
Jacked off to lesbian porn

>>737249243
im in dallas.. display thyself so that I may see if it rustles my jimmies.

came out to friends as bisexual/pansexual

>>737255555

Jacked off to traps for a solid 6 years. Just this year started looking up some long haired twinks as well, and I occasionally fantasize about sucking cock when I get off. I'm not gay though

My best mate from HS is now a trap. Been on the hormones for a few years and has fake tits. We fuck on occasion, she's pretty and passable. After nutting I always get flash backs to hanging with her as a dude. I feel pretty gay after.

>>737246079

W-who is that anon?

>>737256225
>hormones for a few years
>she
I don't think that's a trap, anon...

>>737242991
Fucked several crossdressers, twinks, and trannies. Also had them suck me off.

Shat all over my boyfriend

>>737242991
Replied to this thread.
OP, you are faggot and always will be.

>>737254212
It's more like social media than a dating site... get involved with the groups, get invited to a kik chat. Message people... been laid twice (women) from fetlife

>>737254693
Pics or GTFO

>>737255077
Awwwww

Ded thread?

>>737250125
Damn that's hot as fuck