GIRLS FROM THE PAST THAT MADE YOU FAP > pre 1990

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>>737202924
Ginger Rogers, baby

>>737202924
Source: The original Jennifer Parker from 'Back to the Future'. The beautiful Claudia Wells.

>>737203031
This is an old one. 1960s?

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Phoebe Cates. Every teenage boy in the 1980s knows about this girl.

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>>737203084
Try 1930's

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>>737202924

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>>737203133
Wrong pic bro
Check'd

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>>737203031
>>737203259

Post Colonel Deering from Buck Rogers

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looking at her now she was like a 7 or an 8, but by god when i was a kid this bitch was a 10 in ferris bueller

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Best Dr Who assistant

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>>737203537

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>>737203550

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yes , i'm an oldfag

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>>737202924
Caroline Munro

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Tootie from Different Strokes

>>737203133
>>737203409
Fuck yeah, so many loads

>>737203504
She got some kind of shitty breast implants a few years later and I lost interest because they looked fake as fuck. But in FB, hell yeah.

>>737203621
If you don't think Caroline was a 10, you're a faggot

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>>737203714
Look at her in Legend - damn!

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>>737203829
she's a fucking 100

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>>737202924
time for the obscure
Patricia Tallman

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>>737204118
and Belinda Balaski

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>>737204143
and Susan Penhaligon

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>>737203920
Best outfit from Legend

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>>737202924
we're all missing the Queen

That one from S01-S02 Twin Peaks.

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>>737204757
She was 15 in this movie

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>>737202924
ironically not because she was attractive but because she played strong characters (the witch on beastmaster 2 and conan 2, and the kryptonian criminal from superman 2)

> "I will have a son from you"

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>>737205745

> kryptonian dominatrix

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>>737204276
Hottest Playboy centerfold ever.

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>>737202924

> since nobody posted this yet

>>737203259
Hot

>>737204876
Ah yes, Yor, spacehunter from the future

>>737203133
Jacked it for the first time to fast times.

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> was an actual porn star for a short while

>>737203390
My man.

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>>737203918

>>737204181
Many a fap was executed over her.

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>>737206363

>>737203537
I thought that was a trap for a second.. Scared the fuck outta me.

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>>737206363
Didn't know that.

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>>737203133
Slip n slide

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>>737202924

>>737203504
Fuck yes

>>737206462
Damn beat me >>737206484 to it.

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>>737206495
>
>>737206596
Fuck yeah

>>737203626
Looks like complete shit now

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>>737206652

>>737206704
Hell ye. She may have peaked in Commando but whatever heh

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>>737202924

Nancy... err, the girl from nightmare on elm street
> nrrrggg

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>>737206758
> even today we'd still consider her probably a 6/10

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>>737202924
Since the show is back on the air, been re-watching the old show cuz nostalgia.

fuck she was hot then. cute af, autistic chick.....

I want to know if she is going to be in the new episodes.

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wizards of waverly place all day

>>737206596
>>737206494

unlimited loads

>>737202924
>>737203504
>>737204757
>>737206596
>>737206704
>>737206758
You faggots are alright

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>>737206756
She's taken decent care of herself. Shit, she's nearly my age.

>>737206494
source?

>>737206471
I always preferred perky, taut little A-cups over mammoth mammaries

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>>737206837
>>737206929

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Resolution sucks but HD didn't exist.
Aunt Becky.... mmmmmmm.

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>>737202924

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>>737205395

>>737206969
How old are you?

>>737207081
45

>>737206978
MrSkin.com

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>>737207036

>>737207100
Damn dawg

>>737207078
For some reason i always thought this bitch was disgusting

>>737206860
Bitch was BORN in 1992. What part of pre-1990 is confusing you, dufus?

>>737207146
I do too. She's a dude basically. A lot of dudes find her to be beautiful though. Weird.

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>>737207135

>>737207237
Hell yeah brother

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>>737207035
> almost raep

>>737207078
Ive fapped a grand total of 2 times to this. Which is kinda saying something, but thats the power of pokies.

>>737207146
>>737207205
She's definitely not my fave and gives off a weird vibe. I just found it odd the other poster didn't post the pic I put up. Unless he was referring to the kid, who's name I'm too lazy to look up.

>>737207328
Damn I'd forgotten about Loni.

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>>737207036

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>>737207340

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>>737207275

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>>737203504
>>737203920
>>737204732
>>737205882
>>737205745
>>737206105
>>737206853
>>737207036
>>737207115

>>737207394
She's still foxy

>>737207167
didnt see greent text. my bad

>>737207261
pissed me off that she's never had nudes

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Why men watched Remington Steele

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>>737207458
Yep

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>>737207278

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>>737206105

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Jennifer Leigh. Spilled many a load to her but she has always been underrated

>>737207475
Different time my man. There's def some Polaroids out there somewhere. Let's throw some cash down and find em

>>737207515
CB noods? Thanks, anon! I didn't know they existed!

>>737207512
Her in Unfaithful. Hnnnggggg

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>>737207439
>>737207433

>>737207554
She's great. Super hot in existenZ as well

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>>737207328

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>>737207103
I mean is this from a movie?

also why no Sissy love?

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>>737207328

>>737207634
Yeah! Glad someone else has seen her

>>737208019
I like this one

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>>737204757

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>>737202924
Audbrey Hepburn

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>>737202924
fapped quite a few times to the first lady gaga
>marilyn

>>737208068
This screams 70s. Who is she?

>>737208136
that ugly piece of driftwood should not be compared to Marlyin

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This little slut

>>737208198
Heather Locklear

>>737208228
Hmm

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>>737202924
Linda Blair anyone?

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Olivia d'abo was also 15 in this.

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blue lagoon?

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>>737208160
Fuck yeah. She was mysterious which made her even hotter

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>>737202924
> "im right here"
> underrated rack

kate capshaw

>>737208433
Go on...

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>>737208401
Is that Madonna? Ew. Too goddamn hairy for me.

>>737208416
It's pretty safe to assume that everyone has fapped to Linda Blair at some point in their life

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>>737208416

>>737208433
Definitely early fapworth. Botoxed like a bitch now, but in decent shape. Got tired of hearing about her precious virginity back in the day. Dean Cain popped her anal cherry long after she was still clinging to that bullshit.

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another old fag

>>737208601
Long before, not long after. derpo

>>737207100
Hey, I'm not the oldest one in this thread! Sweet! 43 here.

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Linda Harrison, original Planet of the Apes

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Angie Everhart

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>>737208518
> jones definitely slept in the wrong room
> never keep a girl waiting

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ginger spice

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Cute back in the day.

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>>737208535
Have you seen how hairy she is in the other pics of the set you posted?

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>>737208445
Definitely, the whole mysticism/occult aesthetic is very alluring, and it fits her!

>>737208848
I know. I'm old enough to have owned the original playboys when that came out, and the penthouse that took down Vanessa Williams.

>>737208416
>>737208558

In a weird way yes... I mean the exorcist performance kinda tainted my image of her. But she is actually kinda hot in a suburban way, like a 5 out of 10 but with a kind of innocence to her.

Back then its interesting that alot of movies cast actors that actually looked kinda like normal people, but with just a little hint of flair to them. To make them more relateable.

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>>737208671
LOL. Lots of 40+ browse /b.

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>>737208416

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>>737203626
Thats not Tootie nigga.

>>737209018

>see >>737208555

Like i said, everybody has fapped to her

>>737208927
60s? God Tier body

>>737208120
Been searching for nudes of Joyce DeWitt for years. Sadly, they do not appear to exist.

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>>737202924
mmmm

i'd sure bite

>>737209144
I'm with you, I never cared for Suzanne.

>>737209086
King Kong

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>>737209033
60 here. I remember the 80's well.

Pic is wife from back then

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>>737207554
Today she's 100% fugly tho

>>737207862
Sissy Spacek?

>>737207965
Hell yeah bro she's fantastic. Good actress

>>737208227
Oh yeah she was sexy as hell

>>737209224
That is a very 80's bedspread.

>>737209106
Weird science. My vhs has playback issues because of her...

>>737208848
Damn she had stellar titties

>>737204276
name?

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>>737209121
>>737208555
fuck you trips, she's going to get another one out of me

>>737208433
She was 15 and they taped her hair to her boobs. Hnggggggg

>>737209086
I'd still bang her

Why did women stop putting volume into their hair? 80s hair on women gives me an instant hard on.

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>>737209387
LOL. Gawd she is a trainwreck now, but to be expected for anyone who's fucked Segal.

>>737209224
60? Shit. I'm 26 and my dad is 60. Cool

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>>737209440

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>>737203031
Her outfit from the start of Flying down to Rio, is still amazing. Yikes pic not related

>>737209269
I'd still fuck the shit out of young her

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>>737202924

>>737209318
Very hot but yeah she is a good actress too. Good in the hateful 8.

>>737209464
She looks pretty good for age

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Much fap

>>737208671
51, my brother...

>>737209499
True. This is why the past is so great.

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>>737209508
> dat chunky-but-not-fat feel
> nnnngrrrgg

reminds me of miley cyrus, but with more health and volume

>>737209370
>That is a very 80's bedspread.
Indeed it was. Saw some action, too.

Mind you, I'm surprised you'd rather comment on the duvet cover rather than what was reclining on it

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>>737203338

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Very oldfag.

>>737209446
Yeah that pissed me off when I found out later because in my earlier innocence I just thought, how fucking unlucky how her hair keeps accidentally covering her boobs. I remember waiting for the right angle or move...

>>737209510
Going to need more

>>737209742
LOL yes. That bitch was like 30 playing a high schooler.

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>>737203031
Gluing dn to rio

>>737209531
I'd fuck old her if I could put a paper bag over her head.

>>737209707
Blame it on my autism, lol. That pattern just fucked with me. You're wife has a cute butt, hopefully it's held up nicely.

>>737209296
Markie Post, very under rated babe.

>>737209804
You make a good point. Her body is still great.

>>737209735
Me too brother...

>>737209888
I suffered through many an episode of night court for her.

>>737209783
That bush hnnnggg

>>737209731
How old?

>>737208445
Fuuuuuuck yeah, sooo sexy in Babooshka videoclip man!!!

>>737209890
Yup. Her jaw line is unholy though.

>>737209945
Ugh...couldn't stand her. I called her moose-mouth as a kid and said she had too many teeth.

Too bad about the asshole cancer though. Wouldn't wish that or Ryan O'Neal on anyone.

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since I dont think anybody posted her yet

she looks horrific now but even as late as True Lies she was dredging loads out of me

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>>737209945

>>737209660
Hell yeah. She's got a very sexy aura about her. Like she would be an absolute hellcat in the sack

>>737210026
She looks fairly appropriate for her age. Shit, she's got to be 60. Going looking for the trading places boob shot.

>>737209355
Kek

>>737210026
Fuck yeah. I fapped dozens of times to that dance scene in true lies

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>>737210094

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>>737209671
>>737209224
Good morning my ancient brethren. How are the joints today?

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>>737209508
>>737209693
fuggg

>>737210157
Those slips are just a major turn off for me

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Don't know if she's been posted but this look from Kelly Preston.

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>>737210298
Also obviously the bush shot.

>>737210229
Yeah they are hideous.

>>737210298
She was in Twins right? Travoltas wife irl? If she's in Twins then yeah she's unbelievably sexy

>>737210190
>How are the joints today?
No problem with mine, thanks. still squat, touch toes and bring knees to chest with no effort. You?

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>>737207036

>>737210320
Polaroids FTW. Well, at least for some quick indiscretion.

>>737210320
Indecency laws? You from the UK? She's great anon you did really well haha

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Obligatory

>>737209998
True

>>737210407
I never liked the old Land Camera and each picture was fixed size, fixed aperture and focal length and bloody expensive. But I take your point.

>>737210414
I'd imagine US.

Depending on the camera shop, you could do alright. Young techs didn't mind seeing nudes, but you'd never know who was going to handle them. Hell, I'm sure the older anons here remember fotomats, where we used to have little drive though huts we'd drop our pictures off to.

>>737210492
Hot but thought she had too much of a cocaine nose

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Jennifer Connelly

>>737210547
dam now I remember we had one of those fotohuts here, it was out by the mall in a corner of the parking lot, after it got shut down they put an atm there, until someone dragged it off with a truck

>>737210414
>You from the UK?
Yep, UK. I'm sure a film tech or two has her complete sets, but for that reason we didn't do many nudes. Apart from one or two when she was wandering around naked when we were on holiday, I just shot this one set for shit, giggles and to try to get her into a men's mag ass an amateur.

>>737206969
My friend from Birmingham, AL was married to her for a short while.

>csb

>>737209731
Thats Anthony Michael Hall in drag

>>737209162
> id be dead, and it'd be a good way to die

>>737210700
Haha wanted to show your lady off a little bit? That's neat. She def was sexy anon!

>>737210547
Oh yeah I remember those little drive thru almost "kiosks" that you could drop your film off at. 1 hour or less and they'd have them done for you. A much simpler time

>>737210802
classic
T R A P

>>737210802
KEK I can def see that

>>737203626
not sure if stupid or troll

>>737210388
Fuck. Still nursing recovery on a torn rotator cuff, arthritis in every joint you can think of, knees are shot, hips are going, hands work sometimes, sometimes they don't...