When was the last time you sat down to a full meal with an adult

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>>737199500
>check more dubs

November 2016. She paid, has a child, I liked her and she was so easy. (she was 27 at the time now shes 28 and im 23) She showed me the same, but somehow i still fucked up. We only kissed once for like 10 sec. Never huged her when meeting up. touched her some times but she was leading most off the time. I'm a dumbass. she waas a legit 8/10 atleast for me. Never had ugly girls fall for me. I do lift so maby thats why pretty girls fall for me (and i dont have many falling for me but when they do i fuck up). wtf is wrong with me?

>>737199500
Last night. Went to the bar for happy hour (I usually leave work pretty early), she was on her way back to our apartment so she stopped in. We had the tacos and a few drinks. $28. She paid.

>>737199500
Never. its my fault for being 30lbs overweight and antisocial but I wont let it go for some reason, but nobody in my life is supportive of me killing myself. Drugs are a quick fix I guess but Im a 20 year old kissless virgin if you can wrap your head around that pathetic shit.

>>737199500
Eating home cooked dinner with the misso right now

In a group like 2-3 months ago (invited by the female) purely freinds.

1 on 1 was like 2010.

I have a few female work friends who all have partners and i regularly end up 3rd/5th/7th wheeling.

>>737199500
Probably about 3 years ago. I'm not good with relationships and I don't want another one. I just meet and fuck now, it's more my style.

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>>737200329
Glad you got a free meal. Not sure about the other stuff.

>>737200420
damn on the sauce early and then a free meal. Early in the week too. Stay winning.

>>737200605
20 is nothing. Then again when someone said that to me when I was 20 it was the worst shit - everything is imminent. Do you boo.

>>737200676
don't eat and 4chan. rood. What you eating tho?

>>737200782
if its regular then there is opportunity to not be an odd wheel -- they got some cute friends you could dinner date with?

>>737200784
she don't even want to plate the sushi huh

>>737201217
Its not hard to get her to pay since I pay our rent.......

Yesterday

does maccas count? if not, never... im a lonely cunt.

>>737200782
>>737201217
Unfortunately no they dont. One is newish to the area and doesnt have any friends and the other is "the pretty one" and all her friends are whales its the weirdest thing. Not against that (last gf 2010 was a big girl) but i honestly find none of the 2 or 3 attractive.

>>737201217
>she don't even want to plate the sushi huh

Nah, she's busy with her own life. Successful type, hard working. We'll get together, watch a movie, make out, fuck. We're both happy with it and there's no bullshit to deal with.

I'm actually seeing three. One is just my young fucktoy, she's just curious about everything and loves when I do anything to her. The third is complicated. She's totally in love with me but pretends she isn't because she doesn't want to scare me off.

>>737199500
About a month ago. on vacation.

she kindof picked me up at a bar the night before. Had sex, spent the next day together, had sex once more, went to get something to eat. split the bill, then she was off flying home. We still chat.

>>737199500
cows dont churn butter. you should get a better saying.

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>>737201482
if you call it maccas is sure does count m8

>>737201654
what kinda vacation food - street market fare?

>>737201783
they could

>>737199500
Monday. My roommate (female) and our mutual friend (also female). I'm male btw. Guys having female friends isn't an uncommon thing.

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>>737202322
>Guys having female friends isn't an uncommon thing.

where do u think u r

Last Thursday, we had some beers and wings. As friends

>>737199500
>>>/r9k/

>>737199500
Last week, chick I know offered to pay for lunch if I would come with her, been friends for ages didn't realise it was in a date kind of way...

>>737200605
mimimi im such a sad fuck please feel sorry for my ass because im just to dumb to let go of my fucking ego and change things.

just kill youself

>>737201482
You bloody legend, of course it does

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>>737200158
what a boring stuck up bitch face

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>>737199500
>bioLOGically

Last night. We had Indian in West London. She paid.

A girl I hooked up with while drunk who I wasn't really attracted to at college. It was a well-known college with people from everywhere and she conveniently lived 20 minutes from me. Liberal school so she wanted to pay for herself.

Monday

Today, bought sushi then went for a drive in hills

Couple weeks ago with my ex. She wasn't my ex back then

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>>737204853
sounds rapey my nigga

>>737202322
Agreed, I have a female best friend/roommate and she helps me out quite a bit.

Funnily enough she's helga >>737202447

>>737199500
>you bought the cow, of course it will churn the butter for ya
Apparently you haven't been cow-shopping for a while.

Finding a cow that even knows how to churn butter is almost impossible in 2017, much less someone who's willing to do it for their SO.

>>737199500
Night before last with my friend and her family.

Spent all day yesterday banging my girl senseless, but we never did eat. Does that count?

Mid April, she paid, multiple times. Old fwb, I since moved away so when she comes this way I get free food, great sex, and a free airbnb

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>>737204628

she's trying to eat

of course she's bored with the antics

>>737200605
Just invest in a couple sex related books. It will drastically improve your ability with ladies.

On monday my girlfriend bought us pizza garlic brrad and lasagna

two days ago, her dad payd. pluss I am black

>>737205767
Shit, these chips looks nasty

>>737205767
She is smashable, I guess

>>737199500
I'm 28 and I've literally never done that.

>>737200605
Get over yourself. I'm 43, 60 lbs overweight, thinning hair, introverted as hell and can get dates regularly with 7-8/10 women from 25-60.

Quit whining and feeling sorry for yourself and start doing something about it. When your virginity is the most interesting thing about you it's time to get hobbies.

Get a hooker and get the v-card over with. The longer you keep it, the bigger deal it becomes. It's an obstacle to growing and becoming a man, not a precious gift to give to your beloved or some horse shit like that.

>>737206187
>I'm black
We can tell

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>>737202734
bad company

>>737204696
Better than no food in anywhere in London.

>>737204723
When though. Yesterday?

>>737204853
odd combo.

>>737204881
sorry about that. Or not. Depends. Story??

>>737205179
yes. Why eat with her family? Did someone die?

>>737205368
Eat the same thing?

>>737205979
bomb af

>>737206187
he black too?

>>737206578
how....
>have you never eaten with friends of family
>have you never eaten at school
>have you never eaten in a car with people
>have you never eaten in a kitchenette at some work or school place

>>737206931
>>737205179 responding

No one died. I just went over to help her husband work on their cars, she and the kids cooked us dinner after, we watched White Rabbit Experiment, smoked a bowl, played some pool, then I went home.

>>737203121
>McDonald's

great now i can't fap to this, fuck this thread

In a group about a week ago

>>737207240
Yeah I've never done any of that. If I haven't eaten with family, I've eaten by myself. There are no women in my area of work, my family has no friends because they're cunts, I have no friends because I'm a cunt and I hate people, and I always ate alone at school.

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>>737208188
well that's on you mayne

at least you know your limitations and why things are the way they are

>>737208656
Yeah I'm not complaining. Being alone is under appreciated.

>>737204628
>hot, 9/10 girl
>boring stuck up bitch face

Who hurt you, son

>>737199500
>Implying women do pay for a date

Also, checked

>>737209326
Motherfucker please. More than three dates and she should chip in once in awhile.

>>737199500
4 years this month.

>>737199500
there is no last time, it never happend.
25 years old.
Feelsbadman.

Last week. And she's paying for one tomorrow. I have a gf :')

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>>737199500
> Friday coffee/lunch with side fwb (21yo)
> We paid for ourselves

> Sunday with girlfriend (22yo)
> I paid

> Tuesday with ex-girlfriend (28yo)
> She paid

Who uses the term "churn the butter? Dafuq kind of colloquial phrase is that.

Pic related.. It's one of the three.
Guess which one.

>>737210412
Your sister/fwb

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>>737210739
Nope. Old pic of ex.

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>>737209765
back when Osama was stil alive. Damn.

>>737209908
how does this happen

>>737209946
I don't get the :'). You don'tlike your gf?

>>737210412

Sounds busy. Eat a home cooked meal at some point fam.

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>>737211586
shit


osama died in 2011
my bad

Never

>>737211586
The :') was from being happy

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>>737211586
My girlfriend actually cooks a couple times a week. Just easier to go out.

>>737210412
but did you have sex with all three afterward?

>>737212583
which is this pic?

and why not the ex?

>>737199500
Spring of 2012....last date I had too....
Fuck my life...

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>>737212673
Pic not related.
Not the ex because she has a boyfriend and isn't a cheater. Just good to keep up relations for when she's single and horny.

>>737212227
I believe

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>>737213257
Believe in what?

I go out at least every other week with chicks I meet on dating sites and if they say they're not coming back to my place I "go to the bathroom" and ditch right before dessert

>>737199500
13 years now

>>737213548
Bad shooping skills

>>737213752
>I go out at least every other week with chicks I meet on dating sites and if they say they're not coming back to my place I "go to the bathroom" and ditch right before dessert

how long before you take the next step and stuff their lifeless body in the trunk.

Fucking weirdo

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>>737213903
Kek.. Like dis?

>>737204628
>boring stuck up bitch face

she just looks alluring / hot / in the mood, dummy. I guess you wouldn't understand

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