non-porn webms
What breed is this?
>>737198016
looks like a smelly dog
>>737198016
They don't really come in breeds. If you want one just like this, just go anywhere and ask for a white fidget spinner.
>>737198077
This was nice, anon...
>>737198306
dear god.
>>737198306
MOTHA FUCKA?!
>>737198077
Thank you :)
>>737198491
Program material is recorded on the other side of this disc.
>>737198016
>>737198587
>dat filename tho
>>737198306
This is going against all that is holy!
>>737198306
Why is it doing that?
>>737198016
It's a rare Autismomagnet doge that attracts potential belly rubbers who have autism.
>>737198046
good ol' doggo***
>>737198671
this is no squirrel, it's a rat
This is assault since he wanted the bike to get taken. If you consent to someone taking your shit you can't claim self-defense.
>>737198756
Either it likes the way the poo tastes. Or more than likely it is eating the poop in like out of instinct. Since they are in doors with no way to bury it. The dog is alphaing its owner by thinking its taking care of him by eating the poop so no other predatory animal may find or track him via its scent.
So it either likes the taste of it or more than likely in its mind thinks that its doing its owner a solid and taking care of him since its owner is such a beta.
>>737198658
What a fucking dad prank
>>737198016
looks like an ssd or closely related.
>>737198306
WHAT IN THE, I SAY WHAT IN THE...
>>737198379
[SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS]
>>737199421
2/10 but would bang
>>737198946
J.E.S.U.S
>>737198306
>have shite doggo
>never need to flush toilet
>never need toilet paper
>never need to buy doggo food
This man has won the game of life.
>>737199537
>paranormal blacktivity
>>737199421
thought this was a non-porn thread
>>737199537
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Why did he ram?
>>737199097
It isn't assault because he can make such a modification to anything he owns and no one can deny him that right.
>>737199817
photoshoped
>>737199858
He didn't. The RV was actually towing the truck. I see that all the time where I'm from. Lots of RV parks near me. Dude just drove off the road.
>>737199901
>he can make such a modification to anything he owns and no one can deny him that right.
But he isn't allowed to use them on another person without their consent.
>>737200051
he didn't use it on another person. Another person used it on themselves.
The other person didn't have authorization from anyone to touch that property.
>>737199066
Are you retarded? It's a Mandingo!
>>737200026
right side passenger tire blew - can clearly see it on the video
>>737198888
Fucking checked. Pikachu quads.
>>737200151
boobytrapping is illegal, look it up faggot
>>737200206
So you are telling me that if i take my couch and put a lighter on it, i have commited a crime?
Cool story bro.
>>737200151
>The other person didn't have authorization from anyone to touch that property.
It was tacit consent on the side of the owner.
>>737199097
>>737200207
Why are black people always stealing stuff?
>>737198181
when you triping and you take one more hit
>>737198306
white people
>>737200303
>private property existing in a space
>tacit consent
your logic applied elsewhere
>female gets raped
>she tacit consented to sex due to being in an area where she could be raped
>>737198016
>>737198077
You gotta get some new webms mate
>>737200300
your an idiot.
>>737200303
That depends on how this was set up.
Maybe he just has security cameras watching over that bike at that time.
Maybe he just accidentally left the bike in public.
Maybe the bike had a sensor that shocks whenever activated.
Are you telling me i cannot transport my own property in public because it is modified with a taser on it?
>>737198306
Holy shit!
>>737200459
>Are you telling me i cannot transport my own property in public because it is modified with a taser on it?
faggot, go move to some shit hole 3rd world country if you want to kill, cripple or torture any would be person you perceive is a criminal cause "they were asking for it"
>>737198756
>
>Why is it doing that?
Dogs love to eat poo when they find it on the streets...
>>737198888
So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA
>>737200206
LOL
>>737198756
>Why is it doing that?
Dogs can actually eat shit and be okay, it doesn't make them sick like it does to us. It's not uncommon for dogs and other animals in the wild to eat shit.
>>737198946
I'm going to hell for finding this funny
>>737200642
I never said that.
Your honor i never said that.
>>737200300
Can you go be 12 somewhere else please?
>>737200826
I want to fuck Red Sox girl so bad.
>>737199097
Implying niggers ask for consent regarding anything they do
>>737200459
We know none of those things is true, dummy. He's controlling the shock, he's filming, and he left the bike on purpose.
>>737200342
its their nature... apes steal to each other all the time...
>>737200452
you're*** eleeeleelllexzxxdD
>>737198306
i was not prepared for this
>>737198261
That doggo is looking at the camera with it's "I get more pussy than you do, lozer" look.
>>737198306
well you dont see that every day
>>737201065
>implying white people don't steal...
>>737198306
This thread was nice until this.
>>737200826
>wearing Birkenstock sandals
Get the fuck out.
>>737199003
kek. what a dick
>>737201198
lurk more
you will
>>737200452
>your an idiot
>your
speak for you're self
>>737198016
Faggot
>>737198016
A border collie or some kinda collie cross?
>>737201017
What if he put a note on it that says "do not touch. shock will happen"
>>737201468
The exact same results
>>737199817
did he died?
>>737200155
haven't you fucks ever seen a gila monster before?
>>737198888
Chinas army is looking great.
>>737201444
>>737201353
oh boy, the grammer nazi's are hear
>>737201246
*confused screaming*
>>737201562
>did he died?
He did not fall down.
>>737199097
>He tracked his car with a gps
>It's stalking if he gets it back because he consented to someone taking it and tracked it
>>737199097
DATS RACIS!!!!
>>737199230
Kek... fucking deserved it
>>737200665
nothing dumber than a murican thinking he is free
>>737201246
what happened to richard simmons?
>>737199537
>spider monkey
>>737199533
kek
>>737199230
??????? Story??
>>737198016
Sort of hunting breed.
Only in the USA this is considered acceptable.
>>737201830
>nothing dumber than a murican thinking he is free
nothing dumber than dipshit thinking everyone is from the usa
>>737200162
That's my kind of woman.
>>737201676
>hear
>>737199631
stole my joke.
>>737201353
>speak for you're self
>speak for you are self
Kekd you retard
>>737200426
Black people just shit into their own mouths.. thus the bad breath and over smell.
>>737198306
Okay
>>737202162
Only an American assumes everyone is from the US
>>737199230
What the fuck happened there...
>>737199066
spine.exe has crashed
>>737198306
>>737200938
You gotta watch out for that right hook.
>>737198016
"Has the fidget spinner trend gone too far?"
>>737201705
>aggressive black guy.webm
>>737198077
nice pedo, will report this thread to the authoritits
>>737200206
Stupid cunt.
>>737202795
That really must have relieved his anxiety and helped him focus.
>>737199673
of course theyre black
>>737199537
Tha't why i never buy my nigga at Ikea
>>737198077
Thanks for the good vibes, anon.
>>737202795
>midjet thrower
>>737202177
Are you redneck?
>>737198340
I was expecting this dog to eat shit directly from it's owners asshole
>>737202177
Shit-eater!
>>737198946
Not my finest fap...
>>737198671
This is a weasel
>>737202116
no one fucking cares
takes a complete moron to exit your car voluntarily with fucking flashing lights behind you
if this faggot had sat his ass down none of this stupid shit would've happened
>>737198807
I though it was humping it at first
>>737198671
>YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG IS A WEASEL
>>737199673
Should be called "The floor is welfare"
>>737200051
Stop defending the niggers
>>737198946
>fire in the hole.webm
>the video didn't end with his pissing them out at speed
gay
>>737201246
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
>>737200441
Got 'em.
>>737198016
Yay, it's that same thread, with all the same webms, from yesterday and the day before and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that.
>>737198946
This is a non-porn thread
>>737203930
she died the last week, show some respect dude
>>737200206
She should sue the mall for dangerous placement/design of object.
>>737202371
>taking obv b8
kys
>>737198306
OH FUK
>>737204430
>muh meta
Fag
>>737201562
No there's a full vid on youtube somewhere, he just lands in a pool of water and is fine.
>>737199537
Dark Souls 3 - The Darkest Soul DLC
>>737198121
Post this on /an/ for them to have a shitfit that the cat was declawed.
>>737204444
Quads checked my friend
>>737200206
>Cop uses bait car - boobytrap
>Sat nav shutsdown the car and locks the doors when stolen - boobytrap
>You actually score and haz dick - boobytrap
>>737204184
fuck you faggot
>>737200342
Sub species have no context of property
>>737198077
Normally I find human babies disgusting but this is pretty cute
>>737203636
Pathetic.
>>737201239
Nice try Tyron
>>737204771
its in reverse
>>737204654
>no context of property
>>737199590
Until he has to take to the vet for bacterial infections
>>737198261
>how does it feel human boi
>>737198306
He said non porn
>>737198077
this is a man who would rather sit in that uncomfortable ass crib than let the baby wake up his wife again.
But come on, go tell the bitch hey offspring is hungry
>>737198158
i mother fucking love beagles
>>737204945
I have never been so sexually confused in my life
>>737199421
ahh senility
>>737199537
i thought this was a non-porn thread
>>737202116
> muh usa
>muh poleese
What do you expect in a country where there is so much vibrancy?
Its coming to a point where European police are going to behave the same way in 5 years.
>>737198158
Fucking spaz.
>>737204945
>>737199353
I bet he's oddly aroused and trying to play it off by acting confused. Just look at that intense stare.
>>737199537
>my only regret is i have boneitis
>>737202116
>not staying in the car
>getting out of car wtih dark object held in hands
>moving hands extremly quickly when object is first realized
the officer was completely justified in his actions faggot
>>737198306
Fuckin mental illness
>>737201782
no its about that (and I looked it up and I'm in a very conservative state, stand your ground etc.)
he did it purposfully to bait people into taking it, fact he videod is proof. Wanted to so something similar to my car when it kept getting broken into, was gonna leave some cash in my glove box with a bunch of wadded up paper and syringe needles and razor blades. (couldnt lock car, convertible, they just kept cutting my top, everytime I would find my glove box open and rifled through.
>>737199230
>>737202039
>>737202641
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=69b_1471647353
Suspect thrown out back window in cruiser crash.
A Jonesboro police officer was injured in a car crash near Scurlock Industries near Johnson Avenue and Culberhouse.
According to a news release from the Jonesboro Police Department, the officer was injured around 5:22 p.m. when his patrol unit overturned while taking a prisoner to jail.
The prisoner, 19-year-old Logan Younger, fled the scene but was caught a short time later.
>>737198587
Severely underrated file name
>>737202717
awesome
>>737200051
But they can take his bike without consent? You lost the argument dude, stop trying to claim your point. Im a different guy.
>>737200441
Also good point. Get ready for the "I was just trolling you" line soon.
>>737206258
can anyone give me a quick rundown?
>>737204894
why is everybody recording that and not looking for protection?
>>737204654
ive jacked off to this before
>>737198221
>tfw you get your weave did
>>737204566
doesnt matter, is cop.
In like almost half the state you cant shoot a nigger, but a cop can. Cops are "authorized"
>>737200642
>there is another way to perceive nigger bike thieves
>>737206740
She looks sluttier than ever in that clip. Push up bra, big cleaveage, blonde hair, leather jacket, confused fidgety look.
She looks like she would be down for round in the back of my pick up.
I'm hard as fuck.
>>737198587
fucking kek
>>737198016
autism is spreading to dogs
>>737199097
It's not assault, it's him putting an antitheft device on his property to prevent it from being stolen. You're basically saying someone who has a car alarm but leaves their car unlocked is illegal because they wanted someone to enter their car and have the alarm go off. If I so wanted I could line my bike with razor blades, getting proof that the antitheft device is needed does not make the antitheft device abuse you retard. Those people had no right to touch that bike and were committing crimes by trying to take it.
I have a 15 year old paper plane I picked up during my first week at University. People would fly them from the back of the huge auditorium.
>>737201246
Who the fuck cooks pasta in their cervix?
>>737202717
A fucking magician
you are all cunts
fuck all of you and your mothers too
>>737202116
Guy was retarded. Apparently literally given what he did during the stop. His own fault what a dumbass
>>737202177
>That's my kind of woman.
Ugly ?
>>737206740
When you cant tell a goy about the 6 million
I like how he is looking around with that slightly confused look on his face trying to find reassurance that this is ok.
>>737200342
>people
>>737198158
>>737204945
we said no porn!!!
>>737198671
whats wrong with your hamster dude
>>737198587
lol E3
>>737207963
it's called a long hamster, it's a certain breed.
>>737199697
sweet lord!!
>>737205541
not sure if serious...
>>737199230
>dat seatbelt
>>737204104
>bitches about sameness of thread
>proceeds to make it even more so
>>737206793
because millennials don't know what real life is anymore. That's why we all hate you.
>>737201246
What in the sacred name of the good-lord-holy-fuck-twat-shagging-pinball-wizard am i watching...
>>737200051
thought you said non porn
>>737204894
Because a Shot like that is pretty rare.
ask yourself how the fuck we get any of the videos we see on here you senile old cunt.
>>737206915
>a grown ass man beats a cat
niggers are arrested in development.
>>737206143
MFW european police...
It's the USA that calmed you bastards down in the first place.
>>737206740
when did she get tits?
>>737207021
virgin detected
>>737208804
Listen kid, either you can knock off the attitude RIGHT NOW or i will take matters into my own hand and make sure you never EVER post here again. Thus is your one and only warning. DONT TICK ME OFF.
>>737201246
"Yes, thank you doctor looks just like the real thing. Im finally a woman"
>>737198340
Cute doggo
>>737208804
Good to know your sensors are on point anon!
>>737209020
Who are you? Who talks like that?
>>737209020
terry green
niggerplease.jpg
You now want to fuck a cake.
>>737209554
That was pleasant
>>737209685
UNF
>>737199003
>>737199817
Bunch of water in there.... thats why they dont give a fuck.
>>737208490
> you senile old cunt.
Wot?
>>737209767
imagine the smell
>>737198306
This is why cats are better, dogs are literal shit eaters
>>737198306
/b/ still isn't dead
>>737200426
WOw, retard. That's clearly a dog
>>737210433
Niggers...
>>737210433
This is worse than the dog eating shit out of the guy's asshole.
>>737210307
>on my way to fuck ur bitch
>>737198016
Whenever i see a dog i get so happy, go doggie go :D.
>>737210892
>>737207175
>Those people had no right to touch that bike and were committing crimes by trying to take it.
It doesn't matter if they are committing a crime or not. By putting a weapon on your bike and the using the bike as bait so that you can make le epic meme vids is assault. It's like inviting one of those door to door Christians into your home so that you can use "reasonable force" to kick them out.
>>737210433
I blame the zoo keeper for under feeding
>>737198181
extreme Sensitivity to stimulus is a sign of autism
>>737211426
Or it's just being a baby
>>737199239
So totally cute and funny :D
>>737204990
Wtf, pugception?
>>737206740
Who is this even?
>>737202717
That whole room must stink of strawberry, vanilla and bikes.
>>737206915
fucking niggers,
cats dont learn from this kind of treatment.
he doesnt understand why he is being hit.
>>737200162
What! i thought drugs only existed in hollywood movies, is this a hollywood movie?
>>737200342
I guess they have no money and no jobs. I wonder what would happen to the crime stats in the US if blacks got jobs and could buy stuff?
>>737198306
>>737198306
Probably better than dog food.
>>737206740
Why is there a ghostbuster in the background?
>>737202116
Police have maybe have a second to decide if you're suddenly pointing a gun at them. Should they just let themselves die?
If you don't want to get shot by the police
>don't get out of your fucking car
>don't hold anything, expecially something small and dark
>just fucking sit there with your hands on the wheel.
>don't get out of your car quickly with a small dark object raising your hands in a pointing manner towards an armed cop at midnight while screaming some shit like "i aint got nothing man" as the officer is telling you to not move and show him your hands
This is not fucking rocket surgery.
>>737199537
The niggatry is strong with this one.
>>737210119
...no.
>>737209554
>not naming it smoosh.webm
Enjoy your lonely existence friendo
>>737212573
You're arguing from an incorrectly assumed position.
The argument isn't that the cop was wrong, but rather that how in a 1st world nation does the cop feel the need to worry about his/her life to such an extent that they had to kill a man holding a bit of leather.
>>737212873
>how in a 1st world nation does the cop feel the need to worry about his/her life to such an extent that they had to kill a man holding a bit of leather
You aren't a 1st world nation
>>737199537
>bethesda does motion capturing
>>737207310
All of my yes to that Webm.
>>737212873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H5ZgJ5lm9E
You're the cop in this situation. Skip to 25 seconds or so. Watch how quickly that happened.
Do you let yourself get shot, or do you defend yourself. Literally the only option here.
And yes. I chose this video specifically because the guy did not have a gun. It demonstrates how quickly you have to choose.
And no, you're not the fucking terminator or neo or some shit so don't answer with some "I'd of waited and like dodged the bullets had it been a real gun" etc...
Honestly. What would you do.
>>737202371
You sure are quick, nothing gets past you.
>>737199003
>S W O O P E D
>>737213216
Fuck /pol/. I can't even make a sonic thread without getting banned for 3 days
>>737213463
That's nooo good.
>>737213062
>Americucks in charge of not getting fucked in the ass by their borderline retarded reality TV star president
lmao, yanks crank me the fuck up when they try to act superior to any other country given that they've become the biggest fucking joke out of any country.
>>737206793
Because they aren't pussies. It's just a little snow, turn your head away and you'll be fine.
>>737213335
I wouldn't be a cop in a country that operates an active arms war with and against it's own citizens. Stop selling arms to your own citizens just so you can shoot the black ones.
>>737213662
Avoiding answering the question is an admittance of defeat, as is making wild accusations and false presumptions about somebody you know nothing about.
Not responding was your better option, but you chose to just let me know you're dumb. Thanks guy.
>>737207540
Right?! I hate when bauys about the 4th time. It's the worst.
>>737213662
Cops deserve to get shot for being the foot soldiers that make the unjust Drug War possible. I say kill cops and their families to make the others afraid to enforce immoral laws.
>>737200051
holy shit what a lucky bastard
>>737213801
I answered here
>>737212873
>The argument isn't that the cop was wrong,
The first line of my post.
This post >>737213662 was a tie in back to the original argument that how in a 1st world nation does the cop feel the need to worry about his/her life to such an extent that they had to kill a man holding a bit of leather.
So answer me that. The issue isn't that the cop shot, but why was the cop trained to shoot. (Which we know is because civilians can carry weapons), why can they carry weapons? Is the death of innocents worth that price?
You caught up yet cupcake?
>>737214031
Idiot, cops enforce more moral laws than they do immoral laws. You are actually working against drug legalisation by holding this opinion, because you are proving evidence that drug use is linked to violence against the state. Calm down a bit and just continue to buy and do it in secret like the rest of us. (If the NSA are watching: I do not advice nor admit to buying drugs online, nor do i believe that people should do so).
>>737212397
Shit, i chuckled
>>737202717
>Making a vaping into an art form
I mean, yeah, its impressive but its not much better than making painting from shit.
>>737214319
I don't use any drugs, I just find it diagusting that we criminalize people who do. Cops make that possible, for that reason I encourage people to go to the homes of cops at night, set it on fire then shoot the entire family as they flee.